Dan Nielsen with Five Minutes
113 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingPurposefully Misunderstanding the Obvious
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Intrusive Thoughts: Episode 3
February 29, 2024 16:58 - 4 minutes - 8.99 MBYou can't be homesick and home sick.
Intrusive Thoughts, volume 3: A Precipitous Decline
February 28, 2024 16:22 - 5 minutes - 10.1 MBI obliterated the line I assume Spotify found offensive. I meant no offence to the CIA. They protect us.
INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS Ep2
January 12, 2024 01:23 - 6 minutes - 12.3 MBFoolishness floats like a spider in a toilet.
INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS: Episode 1
December 29, 2023 03:41 - 7 minutes - 12.8 MBIt's asking me what I want my audience to know. All is in the episode. Listen and know is all I want you to know.
ALL-AND Ch9 Dust Mites Are Alive!
September 07, 2023 14:01 - 5 minutes - 11 MBThere's not time like the present, but the recent past and the immediate future come pretty close.
Episode 105 All/And CH8 Hiding From Indifferent Strangers
August 21, 2023 22:48 - 6 minutes - 11.8 MBSurvivalists set the bar too low.
Ep104 All/And Ch7
August 06, 2023 14:56 - 6 minutes - 11.2 MBWatch a crumpled piece of paper struggle to resume its previous shape!
DNw5M Ep103 All-And Ch6
August 01, 2023 02:14 - 6 minutes - 11.7 MBI tape my eyes shut when I sneeze.
ALL-AND Chapter 3
July 16, 2023 14:39 - 5 minutes - 10.3 MBThis is episode 100. Milestone or millstone?
ALL, AND: Chapter 2
July 14, 2023 00:31 - 6 minutes - 11.5 MBListen closely or listen multiple times. Your choice.
DNw5M: ep98: ALL, AND Chapter 1
July 08, 2023 17:36 - 6 minutes - 12.5 MBRECOMBINATIONISM allows me to recombine familiar elements into new combinations. If anything is not lost, all is not lost.
Episode 97: Simon Narrow, Chapter 1, THE BIG BANG
June 19, 2023 22:31 - 7 minutes - 14.3 MBAs his hearing fades, Simon listens better. As his eyesight dims, Simon becomes more observant.
Episode 96: "A Subway Train" by Eric Paul Shaffer
May 24, 2023 17:02 - 5 minutes - 9.47 MBChildren should be seen, heard, and respected.
Ray & Kay Chapter 5: I Know I Honestly Don't Know
May 16, 2023 20:47 - 3 minutes - 4.33 MBThis is the last of these. Next comes more of those.
Ray & Kay Chapter 4: Suffering an Indignation
May 12, 2023 15:48 - 2 minutes - 3.61 MBWhen I'm funny, people point at me and laugh, but when I'm serious they just point.
Episode 93: A Crazy Man Lost in the Woods
May 09, 2023 15:02 - 2 minutes - 2.09 MBIf this one gets your blood boiling seek immediate professional help!
Ray & Kay Chapter 3
May 06, 2023 14:26 - 3 minutes - 4.68 MBHalfway through this chapter is also halfway through the book. This is what is commonly referred to as a "coincidence."
Ray & Kay episode 2: Words That Don't Fit Edgewise
May 02, 2023 14:49 - 3 minutes - 5.13 MBDoes an empath feel another's fake emotions as real?
Ray & Kay chapter 1
April 29, 2023 15:14 - 4 minutes - 5.94 MBMay is Ray & Kay month. It's a FLASH novel in FIVE chapters.
Ep89: Observations Made while Squinting
April 17, 2023 02:08 - 6 minutes - 12.3 MBI stand by what I say like strangers on a subway.
Soliloquist For Hire
April 11, 2023 14:17 - 2 minutes - 1.91 MBOpinions expressed are my own, though I do not value them.
The World is a Construct of Meaningless Variables
March 31, 2023 02:15 - 6 minutes - 9.95 MBA triumphant return to the classic DNw5M formula!
Episode 86: A Plethora of Collsages
March 29, 2023 02:30 - 2 minutes - 1.91 MBWelcome to my art studio!
I'm Looking For Something
March 21, 2023 14:59 - 3 minutes - 5.38 MBThis is me talking to you in a manner of speaking.
A Trip to Aldi
March 15, 2023 19:06 - 2 minutes - 2.18 MBI am not a professional stunt driver and this was not a stun.
Dan Nielsen with 5 FIVES: Life Inside an Abandoned Firestone.
March 10, 2023 16:18 - 2 minutes - 1.97 MBPortrait of an alter-egomaniac!
Moe & Joe: Chapter 7: If Music is Annoying, Listen More Closely
March 09, 2023 17:40 - 5 minutes - 9.05 MBA Dixie Cup is ice-cream you eat with a stick.
The Moe & Joe Show: Chapter 6: The Dead Have a Head Start
February 26, 2023 23:31 - 6 minutes - 9.63 MBMoe twirls a rosary around his finger like a Salvador Dali hula hoop.
Jesus the Original Mind-Altering Edible
February 18, 2023 17:28 - 2 minutes - 2.33 MBA Georgia Bellas film staring a duck!
The Moe and Joe Show: Chapter 5: Radical Humility
February 18, 2023 16:56 - 5 minutes - 8.89 MBOrder THE POTHEAD'S GUIDE TO DEALING WITH EMERGENCIES today!
The Moe & Joe Show: chapter 4: Coincidences Don't Just Happen
February 07, 2023 16:02 - 5 minutes - 8.98 MBThis is a serialized novel in sip-sized doses. It is intended for the squeamish. Too much is too often not for the squeamish. This is. Thank you.
Dan Nielsen with five FIVES: Look At This Nonsense
February 02, 2023 02:17 - 1 minute - 1.39 MBSomeone may be entertained. That is my hope and intent. Thanks for watching!
Moe & Joe Chapter 3: Golfers Bowl When It Snows
January 25, 2023 16:53 - 5 minutes - 8.73 MBHistory piddles along, here and there, bit by bit, while art happens all at once everywhere.
Moe and Joe Chapter 2: Slaughter on Tenth Avenue
January 22, 2023 00:30 - 4 minutes - 8 MBJoe is too old for a soul patch.
The Moe & Joe Show: Chapter 1: Flying Squirrels Tiny Like Bats
January 19, 2023 21:21 - 5 minutes - 7.35 MBDMw5M is now THE MOE & JOE SHOW. This is chapter one. I'll be doing Moe & Joe for the rest of my life or for the next few months whichever ends sooner.
Fully Automated Luxury Communism
December 25, 2022 01:54 - 6 minutes - 9.31 MBThe universe is infinite only as it continues to expand. Death seems mysterious because we have no memory of being born. What time is it on the moon?
Breathe Away Your Pain and Confusion
December 01, 2022 15:37 - 5 minutes - 8.05 MBI am not a medical doctor. These breathing exercises are free applications. Laughter has proven health benefits. Inhale. Pause. Laugh.
Random Thoughts in Random Order: a sleep aid
November 11, 2022 19:53 - 7 minutes - 10.7 MBBe the first to recognize the musical quote and be next episode's Person of the Day!
In Case You Are Wondering, My Face Hurts
November 02, 2022 00:50 - 7 minutes - 10.2 MBIf you don't know S Milo Williamson, this is your introduction.
I Saw An Ant
October 23, 2022 01:30 - 15 minutes - 20.7 MBThis is my show. I can perform it live. I did. This is it. No Cover. Two drink minimum.
Show Business
October 15, 2022 01:10 - 6 minutes - 8.42 MBA little girl sat in a rusted shopping cart. She held a doll with no head. She was sucking on a vanilla sandwich cookie. Cal leaned out the window.
Red-winged Blackbirds at Sunrise
September 29, 2022 23:00 - 6 minutes - 9.27 MBPoems by the amazing Darin Zimpel. Red-winged blackbirds singing backup. This one is special.
Politics and Religion
September 24, 2022 03:57 - 9 minutes - 12.5 MBIs taking risks worth the risk?
Religion and Politics
September 24, 2022 03:57 - 9 minutes - 12.5 MBIs taking risks worth the risk?