Kagro in the Morning - October 2, 2023

Today, David “Sweet Potato” Waldman and Greg “Pumpkin Seed” Dworkin deliver a KITM cornucopia overflowing with news, punditry and leaf-blower roar.

Well, the United States is still here today. Even Kevin McCarthy is here for a while as the Nutjob Caucus hasn’t yet worked out a deal with Democrats to oust him. Of course, McCarthy wouldn’t still be here without Democratic benevolence. Republicans really cannot destroy this Republic on their own, because they are too busy destroying themselves. David gives us his should-be-patented BTS analysis.

Donald Trump’s fraud trial has barely commenced, and already Donald is demanding to speak to the maître d'. More aggravations are in store for TFFG.

GOP senators will quit blocking Senator Dianne Feinstein now that she’s dead. Remember when Senator Feinstein took advantage of Larry Craig’s wide stance to kick a field goal? California Governor Gavin Newsom kept several promises to appoint Emily’s List President Laphonza Butler to fill the remainder of Feinstein’s term.

The Nobel Prize in medicine did not go to Donald Trump this year, but rather to two scientists whose research helped fight the Covid-19 pandemic. And, Taylor Swift is going to football games.

How will MAGA fight this onslaught of good news? If only they had a “Red Caesar” arrive to take everything over… Perhaps they already have someone in mind.