David Waldman wishes us all the happiest of… holidays, today! Well, at least you get the day off today, unless that isn’t true either.

Greg Dworkin informs us that polls are like football, except that you can’t see anyone playing and you won’t know what the score is until the game is over. Consider it a tie, until it’s not. Republicans always consider fear to be a good bet. Tommy Tuberville’s a betting man, and a racist.

Crimea river, Vladimir Putin. Putin hopes hawks might save him from vultures, therefore Ukraine is in for some fresh terror. Russia plans to bomb everyone. What bombs it will use might still be determined.

Living is tough. Kevin Baugh is coping by opening up his own micronation, kind of like the one in the movie The Mouse that Roared. Unfortunately, Elon Musk seems to be the only one inspired by the sequel.

Just how long can Judge Aileen Cannon run interference for Donald Trump? How many aides will go under the bus till then? Donald wanted to trade his documents for Russian investigation records. Chaos can only take Trump so far, hopefully.

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