Kagro in the Morning - November 23, 2022

David Waldman leads us off today under an other another cloud of a mass shooting. This time, six were killed in a Chesapeake, Virginia, Walmart. Probably a disgruntled employee did the shooting, but we all know who’s pulling the trigger. Lauren Boebert and others pray over the bodies they target, then target the rescuers.  As threats to LGBTQ communities intensify, they in turn react to the reactionaries.

Want to watch Twitter crash and burn, but from a safe distance? Alternatives are out there, but you might want to spend time getting used to them. Keep your old account, no need to burn your bridges… although loosening a strut bolt here or there is A-OK.

David delves into the latest on the FPOTUS Mar-a-Lago case and ends up as skeptical as the judges. Donald just wants his Celine Dion pictures back. Marjorie Traitor Greene squeals "Holman Rule. Look it up!", but apparently hasn’t got around to it herself. Matt Gaetz just hates conflicts of interest.

Meanwhile, the Supreme Court allows the release of Trump's tax returns, almost probably too late, but convincing Donald of the need for an 18-member court.

Fugitive Guo Wengui, who once let convict Steve KG Bannon hole up on his yacht, claims to be a billionaire and claims to be worth around 3 grand.

Herschel Walker reminds us that his erection is still coming up. Lindsey Graham immediately drops to the floor to help him out. Republicans who say there’s no voter suppression, because they see voters, suddenly feel suppressed in Arizona. Cochise County feels it so bad that they quit counting votes. Now, the new Democratic Governor-Elect Katie Hobbs is going around punching Republicans in the face!

David Waldman leads us off today under an other another cloud of a mass shooting. This time, six were killed in a Chesapeake, Virginia, Walmart. Probably a disgruntled employee did the shooting, but we all know who’s pulling the trigger. Lauren Boebert and others pray over the bodies they target, then target the rescuers.  As threats to LGBTQ communities intensify, they in turn react to the reactionaries.

Want to watch Twitter crash and burn, but from a safe distance? Alternatives are out there, but you might want to spend time getting used to them. Keep your old account, no need to burn your bridges… although loosening a strut bolt here or there is A-OK.

David delves into the latest on the FPOTUS Mar-a-Lago case and ends up as skeptical as the judges. Donald just wants his Celine Dion pictures back. Marjorie Traitor Greene squeals "Holman Rule. Look it up!", but apparently hasn’t got around to it herself. Matt Gaetz just hates conflicts of interest.

Meanwhile, the Supreme Court allows the release of Trump's tax returns, almost probably too late, but convincing Donald of the need for an 18-member court.

Fugitive Guo Wengui, who once let convict Steve KG Bannon hole up on his yacht, claims to be a billionaire and claims to be worth around 3 grand.

Herschel Walker reminds us that his erection is still coming up. Lindsey Graham immediately drops to the floor to help him out. Republicans who say there’s no voter suppression, because they see voters, suddenly feel suppressed in Arizona. Cochise County feels it so bad that they quit counting votes. Now, the new Democratic Governor-Elect Katie Hobbs is going around punching Republicans in the face!