Kagro in the Morning - January 25, 2024

David Waldman and Greg Dworkin deliver us to the weekend! Almost! Give us another day or two, we’ll get there!

Speed demon Donald Trump kicked into high gear lately when posting about E. Jean Carroll, then Nikkki Haley. Who knows what his next sleepless night might bring? Sure, we would all want Haley to stay in the Gop primary. Donald Trump might blow a blood vessel on live TV, and Nikkki is happy to remind the whole lot of them of their recent shrinkage. Alas, we don’t pay her bills. On the other hand, New Hampshire was a good test of Joe Biden’s support, and how many Democrats can spell Robinette.

Poor Ron DeSantis, still reeling from the effects of the woke mind virus, has now found it more difficult to satisfy his wife in the manner to which she has become accustomed.  

C’mon Republicans, you know Kari Lake is going to wear a wire! Lindsey Graham was born wearing one. Put the two of them in a room with Matt Gaetz and you could microwave hotdogs with the radiation. Of course, today all you need is a phone and the internet, as an Alina Habba MAGA fanboy discovered.

The battle between the “Original” Michigan Gop, and the “AAAA-1” Michigan Gop rages on. In other civil war news, Greg Abbott will use the “Supreme Law of Texas” against the puny Yankee army, following the orders of his party’s Commander in Chief, Donald Trump.

White nationalists do prefer that Kirk Lazarus would play Othello, but otherwise are big Shakespeare fans… although they are pretty bad at quoting the lines under pressure.  

Uvalde police care about what their citizens say about them, at least enough to harass them further.

California is voting out “Citizens United” foreign money, with your help!