Some of you might be taking the holiday off today, but not David Waldman, and not us at KITM World Headquarters. Greg Dworkin might be lost in the Connecticut outback without his mukluks, or he might be just sleeping in, we aren’t sure.

Rudy Colludy Giuliani was ordered to pay $148 million in damages to Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, whom he had defamed. Giuliani will spend the next weeks defaming them some more, which gives him something to do while waiting for his criminal cases to begin. Rudy will never apologize, but really neither has Kenneth Chesebro, Sidney Powell or Scott Hall. Now Jenna Ellis, there’s an apology, and yet still not nearly enough. Trump’s Hope Hicks 2.0, Alina Habba, demands that the Supreme Court intervene and also stay out of Trump prosecutions. Alina convinced Trump that being sanctioned a million dollars is winning. How does she do it?

How does Clarence Thomas do it? Shortly after he notched the Supreme Court gig, Thomas’ fancy turned from ladies around the office to a love more profound and enduring, the devotion of a good sugar daddy.