Stephen Miller is the real soy boy - We're All Gonna Die - July 13, 2018

There is a question lurking around the internet. It's an important one too.

When Stephen Miller threw out all his sushi, which usually comes with the typical accouterments like wasabi and ginger, did he have with him ... soy?

(Sauce.)

Because, you know, only bitch-ass libs eat soy. (It's a thing, really. We promise. Just listen. Please listen.)

But if Stephen Miller was eating sushi with soy sauce...

Listen!