DP73 - 🌊🌊 I'll Be There 🌊🌊

This week, the Daddios discuss the elixer or life: water. 

Strangely, we decided to record this episode just before the marathon of hurricanes, so while there’s no talk of Hurricane Harvey, there’s plenty of talk about Hurricane Harbor. Water is so freakin important, we depend on it, and it's fun! But when there’s just too much of it, it can be dangerous, and tragic. That shit's no joke! Our cosmic patio energy is with those suffering from the bullshit weather 💖 (listeners, please consider donating to the relief effort of your choice)

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Public pool? More like pubic pool! Remember how freakin' gross the stagnant water in the wave pool at Hurricane Harbor was? Our special guest, Nick Schleicher tells the story of when his dad pooped in the wave pool just to watch it evacuate. (Is that a form of terrorism?)

Also, is it really fair that Goro only has two nipples, but four arms? I mean I feel like you should have at least as many nips as you have arms. Did James fuckin' Cameron really go to the bottom of the sea? What kind of fatalities do you think a referee, or a janitor would have in Mortal Kombat? Speakin' of janitors, what's the difference between a janitor and a custodian?

All this & more on this week's Daddio Patio.

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