Recorded Sunday March 22 2020.

Daddio Patio is not partisan or political — but we are committed to the search for truth. 

First of all, during this constantly changing situation, please consult experts and reliable sources for the truth and up-to-date information regarding the pandemic. we are doing our best not to contribute to the spread of misinformation, but we also needed to talk to each other about things we have heard or read. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE PRESIDENT, he is full of shit, and has been for his entire life. Speaking of that low life piece of shit, we usually censor his name, but this time we let it ring out. His name must be heard and associated with the current state of things. Let his legacy be that he dropped the ball in the face of obvious danger, and prioritized profits, and his corrupt, inept administration over the health of the American people. He's a little orange coward who doesn’t deserve any more of our attention. Listen to medical professionals. 

fact check-

Kittens meow to let their mother know that they are in need, adult cats continue to meow, but not to each other, they often do this to get attention from humans

40% of americans cannot afford a $400 emergency - not 50%

Harry S Truman’s motto was “the buck stops here” not FDR

The incoming trump administration was briefed by the outgoing Obama administration regarding global pandemic. Over 2/3s of that team is no longer with the trump administration becasue of the remarkable turnover rate. Trump’s former national security advisor John Bolton Oversaw the dissolution of the NSC’s global health security and biodefense section. The office was tasked with preparing for when (not if) another global pandemic struck. Trump disbanded the team because he has no relationship to science or truth, and he DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU.

Please remember that we are not experts, In these trying times we are doing our best to be responsible with our words. ALSO, it's important that you remember we are just joking about many of the scenarios / ideas we talk about. Guilliotines are just for a laugh people, lighten up.