Crypto Cast
33 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsA podcast about cryptids, for cryptids, by cryptids.
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Sirens VS Mermaids: Ultimate Splashdown
August 02, 2021 12:00 - 57 minutes - 105 MBHello Creepy Kids and welcome back to the Crypto Cast! Today we discuss the ocean's favorite fish people: Mermaids and Sirens! Are they the same? The answer may surprise you. Are they always fishes? Once again, the answer may surprise you. Can we beat them in a fight? No. We would absolutely lose. So tie yourselves to the mast, plug your ears with headphones to only listen to us and not the irresistible call to drive your ship into the rocks, take a swim and Stay Creepy Kids!
The Ballad of Batsquatch
June 21, 2021 12:00 - 58 minutes - 108 MBHello Creepy Kids! Today we talk about Washington's terrifying Sasquatch/bat hybrid cryptid: the Batsquatch. How big is it? How big must its wings be to keep it in the air? Is it the spawn of two other well known cryptids? What is 9 multiplied by 2? These and many other questions could be answered by your totally knowledgeable and most definitely qualified hosts. So close the doors and windows, ignore the smell of smoke and ash from the erupting volcano outside, gaze into the glowing eyes in ...
Goblins Part 2: Hobgoblins Are Too Pure For This World
June 14, 2021 12:00 - 57 minutes - 106 MBWelcome back Creepy Kids to the CryptoCast where this week we discuss the ever so loved Hobgoblins, the helpful and sometimes adorable goblin of folktale fame. Helpful hosts, dutiful janitors, and sometimes mischievous pranksters, these guys are truly the most pure of the goblins discussed so far. Join us as we delve into the world of fantasy and folk as we discuss Tolkien's blunders, Marvel's rivalry with DC, and much more! So get your house clean, do other chores, don't provoke a boggart, a...
The Fouke Monster Is An Amish Doctor From Wrestlevania
June 07, 2021 12:00 - 52 minutes - 97 MBGreetings Creepy Kids! This week on the Crypto Cast we discuss the not so elusive sasquatch of Fouke, Arkansas: The Fouke Monster! This creature feature has many names: The Boggy Creek Monster, The Swamp Stalker, and could potentially hold a doctorate in medicine or law. So get in your truck, grab your useless shotgun, down some hot chili sauce and Stay Creepy Kids!
The Flatwoods Monster Is NOT A Mothman!
May 31, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 118 MBHello and welcome back Creepy Kids! On today's episode of the Cryptocast we delve into the mystery surrounding Flatwoods, WV very on monster: The Flatwoods Monster! Is it an alien? Yes. It definitely is an alien. I'll just go ahead and tell you this thing is for sure an alien. Like, come on. It has to be an alien. Is it a barn owl or a overhead airplane? Nope. Absolutely not. I refuse to believe it is anything other than an alien. All of this speculation and more on this episode so get your t...
Is The Dover Demon A Science Or An Alien?
May 25, 2021 19:40 - 1 hour - 120 MBWelcome back Creepy Kids! This week we discuss Massachusetts very own demonic horror monstrosity: The Dover Demon. Is this creamsicle colored beast an alien? Is this tentacled toed terror a product of scientific research? Is it a moose? Who knows? So get in your spaceship, get ready to do a science and Stay Creepy Kids!
Getting Slizzard With Snallygaster
May 17, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 121 MBHello Creepy Kids and welcome back to the CryptoCast! Today we discuss the prohibition era's best contribution to the cryptid collective: The Snallygaster! Is it a dragon, a tiger-vampire, or simply a product of German mispronunciation? Did it die in the Civil War, in a giant vat of moonshine, or did it even die at all? The answers to all of these questions and more may or may not be answered here. So get your musket ready, drink your moonshine, don't look up anything that has a "rule 34" tag...
Goblins Part 1: The Malevolent Redcap
May 10, 2021 12:00 - 55 minutes - 102 MBWelcome back Creepy Kids! Today we begin a new intermittent series about the mischievous and sometimes bloodthirsty Goblin and the many types of goblins that may or may not exist. On this episode of the Cryptocast, we dive into the brutal and blood-soaked history of the Redcap Goblin: an Anglo-Saxon nightmare and sign that you probably need to clean your dungeon out every once in a while. So raise the portcullis, silence the tortured screams of those in your castle dungeon, pour yourself a gl...
The Mongolian Orifice Of Acidic Death Worm
May 03, 2021 12:00 - 59 minutes - 109 MBGreetings Creepy Kids and welcome back to the Cryptocast where today things get really gross. We're discussing the Mongolian Death Worm, natures most disgusting cryptozoological nightmare. Join us as we talk about this horrible monstrosity, proper hygiene around your orifices, and other fun and totally not disgusting things! So hop on your camel, check it for death worms, grab your nearest legged or no-legged skink and Stay Creepy Kids!
A Whale Of A Tale In Lake Champlain
April 26, 2021 12:00 - 54 minutes - 99.4 MBGreetings Creepy Kids! Welcome to todays episode where we discuss the ever more terrifying monster of another lake: Champ or the Lake Champlain Monster! Today we discuss obscure adjectives, wide ranges of math, how Shrek 1 may or may not be better than Shrek 2, and much much more! So get to your local lake, get your low resolution camera ready, possibly get eaten by a horrific aquatic monstrosity, and Stay Creepy Kids!
The Loveland Little Rascal Frog
April 19, 2021 12:00 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MBRibbit ribbit Creepy Kids! Welcome back to the Cryptocast where today we talk about everyone's favorite bipedal amphibian/reptile: The Loveland Frog (also called the Loveland Lizardman)! Join us as we talk Little Rascals controversy, the frog people in Ohio's state government, and the smell of magic. So hop on your lillypads, grab your magic wands, eat a bug or two, and Stay Creepy Kids!
Herbal Essences Made The Chupacabra!
April 12, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBGreetings Creepy Kids! Welcome to this controversial episode of the Cryptocast where we talk about everyone's favorite farm animal sucker: The Chupacabra! Was this creature the product of scientific experimentation bent on pest control, a simply fluke of nature with catastrophic results, or what happens when you take hair care TOO FAR? All of these questions answered and more so get your straw, get ready to suck some goats, and Stay Creepy Kids!
Thylacine: The Tasmanian Tiger
April 05, 2021 12:00 - 50 minutes - 46.1 MBWhat has a striped tail, a long snoot, wide jaws, and isn't a fish? That's right, the Thylacine, better known as the Tasmanian Tiger. Today we talk about this adorable Tasmanian creature and discuss its tragic tale of birth, death, but possible resurgence. So don't be a drongo, grab a coldie, and Stay Creepy Kids!
Reclaiming the Alabama Grim: The Hollerin' Thang
March 29, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBHowdy Ya'll and welcome back to the CryptoCast! On today's episode, we discuss Alabama's cryptic claim to fame: the Hollerin' Thang, also known as the White Thang. So get on your four wheelers, ignore the screams coming from the woods, and punch your local nazi while we discuss this pale harbinger and Stay Creepy Kids!
The Dreamlurking Rake
March 22, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBGreetings Creepy Kids! Today we discuss a real spooky beast: The Rake. Among other topics such as if venus fly traps are active or passive hunters and what an internet lurker is, we discuss the Rake and it's horrifying origins and current impact on our easily devourable world. So grab a cup of coffee or other caffeinated beverage, go to your happy place, and pray you don't encounter this dream lurking monstrosity as you Stay Creepy Kids!
Revenants Part 2: Revenants All The Way Down
March 15, 2021 23:16 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBGreetings Creepy Kids and welcome to part 2 of the Revenants discussion on this episode of the Crypto Cast! This week we talk about Revenants, their connection with folklore and myth, their relevance in pop culture, and whether or not people want to have "relations" with something that could just be considered a resumed corpse. So crack open a grave, get comfortable in your caskets, and let your rotting ear holes get stimulated by the sound of our haunting voices as you Stay Creepy Kids!
Revenants Part 1: Werewolves, Vampires, and Zombies!
March 01, 2021 17:53 - 1 hour - 68.4 MBHello Creepy Kids! This week we begin our discussion on the topic of revenants! Are they simply undead monsters, do they sparkle or are they walking bloated corpses, or are they just something the church made up to make people weirdly afraid of dead things? We talk about all of this and more on this episode of the Crypto Cast so grab a seat, make sure your burial plans include holy water or garlic, and Stay Creepy Kids!
Swashbuckling Nightcrawlers in Poland
February 22, 2021 13:00 - 59 minutes - 54.8 MBGreetings Creepy Kids! Today we get super spooky while we talk about Nightcrawlers around the world! Join us as we discuss the cuteness of the Frezno Nightcrawlers, the abnormal habits of the Caramel Area Creature, and the absolute terror that is the Polish Nightcrawler. Get your flashlights, come out to the woods in the middle of the night with us, ignore the blood curdling screams, and Stay Creepy Kids!
Valentine's Day Special: Good Good Ghost Bonin'
February 14, 2021 13:00 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MBGreetings you naughty spectral deviants! On this sultry and seductive episode of the Cryptocast, we take you on an erotic journey through the realm of ghosts and the sexy things they do. So come cringe with us as we talk about Confederate ghosts, awkward sexual encounters of the paranormal kind, and erotic ghost fiction we're sorry we ever read. Get some ghost bonin' in your life and Stay Creepy Kids!
The Saga of Goatman Concludes! Part 3: We Got The Bleat
February 08, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBThe final instalment of the epic Goatman saga! Do the theories presented hold water? Is the Goatman a sad scientific experiment or simply a misunderstood goat-like phenomenon? Goat or not, put on your cowboy boots and join us as we explore the origin of the Texas goatmen and Stay Creepy Kids!
The Sage of Goatman Continues! Pt. 2: The Bleatening
February 01, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBThe saga of Goatman continues in this ongoing dive into the life of the notorious Goatpeople! Carnivals and circuses, amusement parks, decapitations, axes, secret labs, trains and trestles, all of this and more as we continue to uncover the conspiracy surrounding the enigmatic beings known as Goatman. Get ready to unveil the mystery and Stay Creepy Kids!
The Sage of Goatman Continues! Part 2: The Bleatening
February 01, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBThe saga of Goatman continues in this ongoing dive into the life of the notorious Goatpeople! Carnivals and circuses, amusement parks, decapitations, axes, secret labs, trains and trestles, all of this and more as we continue to uncover the conspiracy surrounding the enigmatic beings known as Goatman. Get ready to unveil the mystery and Stay Creepy Kids!
The Saga of Goatman Continues! Part 2: The Bleatening
February 01, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBThe saga of Goatman continues in this ongoing dive into the life of the notorious Goatpeople! Carnivals and circuses, amusement parks, decapitations, axes, secret labs, trains and trestles, all of this and more as we continue to uncover the conspiracy surrounding the enigmatic beings known as Goatman. Get ready to unveil the mystery and Stay Creepy Kids!
The Saga of Goatman Begins! Part 1: The Maryland Goatman
January 25, 2021 13:00 - 51 minutes - 47 MBSo begins the epic saga of the Goatman! Goatmen? Goatpeople? Definitely goats, maybe some humans. Join us as we discuss the Goatman of Maryland, the benefits of goat milk, and why goats actually ARE the best animal. Get your rectangular pupils, your cloven hooves, and your furry bodies ready and Stay Creepy Kids!
Tailypo: A Real American Tail
January 18, 2021 13:00 - 54 minutes - 49.5 MBTailypo, Tailypo, listen to us talk about the Tailypo! Is it a ring-tailed cat? An opossum? Is it small as a dog or as big as a person? Honestly, you won't find any of those answers here but at least we talk about it and find some very disturbing artwork of it online. So sit back, cozy up to the fire, send your three dogs after whatever is making that awful scratching noise at the door of your cabin, and Stay Creepy Kids.
The Stinky Skunk Ape
January 11, 2021 13:00 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MBWelcome back to the Crypto Cast kids! Today we are traveling to the wild wild lands of Florida to learn about the mysterious, stinky, Skunk Ape! We also talk about the Florida man, learn all about the Everglades, and debate on if Australia is the Florida of the world! Thanks for joining us, and Stay Creepy Kids!!
Jumpin' Into Jackalope
January 04, 2021 13:00 - 51 minutes - 47 MBWelcome back to the CryptoCast where today we talk about everyone's favorite horned lagomorph, the Jackalope! We explore the origin of this wonderful rabbit, the laws surrounding it's hunting/mating season, and discuss some disturbing news about a beloved Warner Brothers character. So grab some jackalope milk, tune in, and Stay Creepy Kids!
Kraken Open a Cold One
December 28, 2020 14:47 - 1 hour - 57.2 MBWelcome guys, gals, and nonbinary pals to our Henry Cavill and Jason Momoa ThirstCast!!! Join us today as we remember names, talk a lot about the Umbrella Academy and My Chemical Romance, and eventually figure out we are talking about our favorite cold ocean dweller, the Kraken!! I hope you are ready to come on this magical journey with us, and as always, Stay Creepy Kids!!
Yuletime Shenanigans
December 21, 2020 14:00 - 59 minutes - 55 MBHappy HaHaHolidays from the CryptoCast! Make sure you are on your best behavior as we travel to Iceland to meet the Yule Lads, Gryla, and the Yule Cat! We hope you are staying safe and warm this holiday season and as always, Stay Creepy Kids!
Mothman is SHREDDED
December 14, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 63.7 MBCreamy or Chunky peanut butter? Does Mothman lift? How is he so shredded? What does he eat?!? These are the questions that are plaguing society. Join us as we discover what keeps the Terror of the Skies looking so fit on this episode of the Crypto Cast. Thank you for tuning in and Stay Creepy Kids!
Scary Bob the Almanac Son
December 07, 2020 15:41 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MBWe're back this week talking about New Jersey's favorite cryptid, the Jersey Devil! Join us on our adventure in learning about our kite flying founding father Benjamin Franklin and Napoleon Bonapart's sweet baby brother and how they connect to this mysterious flying spooky boi! As always, Stay Creepy Kids!
Nessie: The Plesiosaur from Hell
November 30, 2020 02:56 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBWelcome back to the Crypto Cast! Join us as we discuss dinosaurs, demons, and deep bodies of water as we explore the mysterious Loch Ness Monster herself - Nessie! Thank you so much for tuning in and as always, Stay Creepy Kids!
Bigfoot Fucks
November 23, 2020 01:23 - 1 hour - 57 MBWelcome to the Crypto Cast's maiden voyage! Our talking points are how Bigfoot most DEFINITELY, 100%, ABSOLUTELY fucks. Thank you so much for joining us, and as always, stay creepy kids!