Stay Hungry, Get Me a Heather, His Wife

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English - February 08, 2014 06:43 - 23 minutes - 31.5 MB - ★★★★★ - 1 rating
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Ending up in Brooklyn
Like a herd of horses off train
You would get swept away, Kris
Coming home with a girlfriend
All the aging people are there
And the kids, baby
Girlfriend?
I should get a Heather or Madison while there
Worried about sunsetting
I feel like my career is over
Startups are like baseball
I am 39. I feel done.
More in sense that having me is kind of burden.
Di Blasio, don't get me started
Luxery of a cab ride, I took it
Repositioned in that cab
His wife is yelling in some language
He is putting up with it, I think
Woosh, the toilet flushes
It was me if I drove the cab
And you were on the other end
Yelling and using the bathroom on phone