This week we're greeted by arch nemesis Chris the Kiwi! Nylon and Chris present their theories on why Chris's extra curricular activities play out the way they do. Then, our very own Berdseed and GabrahamSandwich re-enact a conversation between him and CJ's girlfriend. Can you guess how it ends? As usual, CJ answers some questions from the audience as well.

CrippleCast 18 - Crippled Anal

October 08, 2019 02:39 - 45 minutes - 62.9 MB

This week Cripple talks about his lack of wanting to do anal, much to Magi's dismay.

CrippleCast 17 - Imagery Visas

September 24, 2019 01:01 - 59 minutes - 81.9 MB

This week we are joined by guest Sirancha to talk about Had's not real visa and Cripple's new girlfriend.

CrippleCast 16 - Dicks and Escalators

September 16, 2019 17:00 - 36 minutes - 49.7 MB

Cripple is joined by Gabe and Robbin to talk about trans Minecraft bees, Caitlyn Jenner's murder and Had's forest sex life.

CrippleCast 15 - Church Masterbation Struggles

September 02, 2019 15:39 - 53 minutes - 73.3 MB

Today we talk about the fallout of Chris the Kiwi and Asterios' newest live show.

CrippleCast 14 - Gatorgate

August 26, 2019 18:34 - 55 minutes

In today's episode, we are joined by Gator to address the Mumkey Jones sex tape leak.

CrippleCast 13 - From Russia, Without Legs

August 19, 2019 16:08 - 46 minutes - 63.2 MB

This week we have Kian the lawyer on followed by a Russia who escaped a genocide.

CrippleCast 12 – Power Chair Bottom

August 12, 2019 17:00 - 1 hour - 102 MB

Today we bring on Tanner a big name in the dick show group and ask him tons questions and learn more about the name he is.

CrippleCast 11 – Roll V Wade

August 06, 2019 02:57 - 30 minutes - 41.5 MB

In this episode, we bring in our guest Boomer Bob from metal and mortgages. Bob askes Cripple Some questions followed by ones from the viewers. See bob's show here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBpxtF8hW9Q

CrippleCast 10 – The Short Bus Chronicles

July 29, 2019 16:00 - 40 minutes - 27.2 MB

On this week's episode, Crippled Jesus responds to the scathing criticism from Karl of Who Are These Podcasts, tells us how he gets free candy, his opinion on arms vs. legs and more! Check out his show and listen to the full episode (163) where Crippled Jesus guests below. http://whoarethese.com/

CrippleCast 9 - Crrrripppleeee iisss the winnneerrr

July 22, 2019 17:00 - 35 minutes - 49.1 MB

This episode is a funeral for Grant of the dickheads podcasts and then we bring on a medical professional to ask if mumkey is a cuck?!

CrippleCast 8 - Craig goes cripple

July 16, 2019 14:57 - 24 minutes - 34.1 MB

Craig deletes the episode with guest star Sirancha, Cripple and Had go over the questions from listeners and talk about the new James bond. Be sure to donate on PayPal to [email protected]

CrippleCast 7 - Indian Shit Cake

July 08, 2019 18:14 - 48 minutes - 67.1 MB

In this weeks episode, we talk with a man who crippled himself to gain 3 inches of height in India and Berd comes in to tell an Uber story.

CrippleCast 6 - ChadDad

July 06, 2019 23:09 - 54 minutes - 74.4 MB

In today's episode, Larry joins The Cripplecast and we talk about Cripple being stuck in a car for a while filming a reality tv show and dick's true self.

CrippleCast 5 - #rollwithOJ

July 06, 2019 22:58 - 58 minutes - 80.8 MB

On This Episode, we have an unfortunate eco blunder as we talk about topics such as OJ's return with our guests Magi and Mordecai.

CrippleCast 4 - War on Canada

June 16, 2019 15:29 - 28 minutes - 38.6 MB

In episode 4 of the cripple cast we go from Thad to Cantillions to Apex as our guests. We talk about Thad's furry image gifted to him an update on the Chris and Cant Cast, ending with the president of Canada becoming a cripple.

CrippleCast 3 - Guns, pedophiles and a cripple

June 08, 2019 23:50 - 56 minutes - 76.8 MB

Had is a no show, Cripple is forced to fight against his boomism to continue the show. He is joined by guests Bird pothead and phone harasser as well as Rajvir from the facebook group. Roll on till next week.

Cripple 2 - I can’t steal my legs!

June 04, 2019 01:43 - 57 minutes - 79.1 MB

In this the second episode we bring in Gabe from Burn court. We bring in the phone losers call made for Cripple and move on to questions from our viewers.

Cripple Cast 1 - Handicap-able doggystyle

May 26, 2019 19:34 - 35 minutes - 49.1 MB

This is the first episode of the Podcast as we go over basic intros, get into questions given by twitter ending with a rant from Cripple about how the TSA is terrible at dealing with the disabled. to ask a question go to https://twitter.com/CrippledJesus

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