Creepy Kitch
114 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 12 ratingsStac and Cins ramble on about the weird and the creepy. We'll be reviewing Horror films, the horror genre, and just general creepy stuff that we find interesting. We're not your typical horror blog. Interested in a lady's point of view? Join us, won't you?
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Holy Equinox! We've Moved!
October 30, 2022 18:36Yup yup! We have made the migration over to ANCHOR! I'm mainly posting this because it seems that our feed here doesn't seem to want to upload...and I keep forgetting to update the blog here too. So, to keep up to date, catch us on anchor at https://anchor.fm/creepykitch Back episodes are being slowly loaded up on the new site so hang tight! We'll be fully functional soon!
Episode 80: EQUINOX! Scooby-Doo Meets Kiss
August 26, 2022 20:29We're back for another EQUINOX episode! This round we talk about the delightfully weird Scooby-Doo Meets Kiss: A Rock and Roll Mystery, which has a surprising amount of Sailor Moon references in it. Come for the weird movie discussion, stay for the usual tangents and master of foul language. Enjoy!
Episode 78: Classic Creepy Kitch, Eyes of Fire
May 26, 2022 02:35And we're back and in true fashion, we were plagued with internet issues while recording! We're sorry for the wonky sound quality on Cins's end. Anyways, on this episode of Classic Creepy, we discuss the hidden gem folk horror, 1983's Eyes of Fire. You also get some fun tales of how Cins once got trapped in a corset and Stac had her brush with true crime... she also knows all the lyrics to Busta Move. Listen Here!
Episode 77: Classic Creepy Kitch, Eyes of Fire
May 26, 2022 02:35And we're back and in true fashion, we were plagued with internet issues while recording! We're sorry for the wonky sound quality on Cins's end. Anyways, on this episode of Classic Creepy, we discuss the hidden gem folk horror, 1983's Eyes of Fire. You also get some fun tales of how Cins once got trapped in a corset and Stac had her brush with true crime... she also knows all the lyrics to Busta Move. Listen Here!
Creepy Kitch Episode 77: EQUINOX! The VelociPastor
April 30, 2022 22:41Our first EQUINOX episode! Equi-cast? Whatever it's called, we reviewed a DOOZY. In this episode, we talk about the weird and yet bizarrely delightful The VelociPastor. Buckle up peeps, this is one hellava movie! Also on this ep: Why we hate daylight savings. Voltaire has a foot fetish. "Huh...China IS east!" All this and more!
Creepy Kitch Episode 76: PANTY CAST! Tiffany Roberts's Infinite City Series
March 28, 2022 00:00The inaugural pantry cast episode where we drag you into the world of romance novels! Join us for this super-sized episode where we discuss Tiffany Roberts's Sci-Fi Romance series, The Infinite City. Also join us for Stacy's unintentional review of the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Spoiler, she hated it). Lustful fur-covered heroes! Super horny heroines! Weird peen! It's all here so settle in and grab yourself a drink because we're digging deep!
Creepy Kitch Episode 75: A New Beginning and Candyman 2021
February 17, 2022 01:44We're back and we're in a new format! WOO! It's been a chore but Cins and Stac finally figured out how to edit their podcast to discuss 2021's epic Candyman. Bear with us, peeps. We're learning as we go! Listen for info on our new format, stay for the foul language. Listen here!
Creepy Kitch Episode 74: Dammit AGAIN Jimmy Claude!
January 26, 2021 00:29Happy New Year! And we're ringing in 2021 with the second half of Jimmy Claude's guest hosting and discussing the rather irritating Blood for Dracula. No, we didn't murder him. Also on this episode: Alien dick? Jimmy Claude is simultaneously a horror crush and a weekly fuck off. Stacy is so damn mad!! ...Werrrrjiiiin All this and more!
Creepy Kitch's Halloween Pandemic Special!
November 01, 2020 00:44We got this sucker in just under the wire! Welcome to Creepy Kitch's Social Distanced Convergence Episode! In this Spook-tack-cular episode we discuss all things Halloween, answer some listener questions and laugh way too hard for a respectable podcast. So sit back, grab a beverage, and don't let the skeleton grab your dick!
Creepy Kitch Episode 73: Creepypasta
October 01, 2020 19:18Its been a hellava month for Stac and Cins, beyond the COVID even! But we are back and this month we're discussing our favorites (and some of the dumbest) Creepypastas we know! Also! How life kicked us both in the teeth over August and September Stacy's obsession with Gumball Cins mentions a ton of epic podcasts ya'll should listen to! Kick back for a fun talkie-talk episode!
Creepy Kitch Epsiode 72: VVitchy Vibes
June 25, 2020 21:20We're back! And this month we talk about the amazing 2015 slow burn movie The VVitch while totally derailing with conversations about history, feminism, and smut. Also this episode: Shhhh...Let people enjoy things That time Cindy chafed her thighs. "You're either burning people at the stake or your making baby salsa" Jon. Jon Jr. Jon III, Jon-Jon, Jon to the fourth, and Tammy. Paganisim...is that like in Dragnet? All that and more!
Creepy Kitch Episode 71: D**mmit Claude!
April 29, 2020 02:53And we're back! Two months in a row! And this episode we bring along long time listener Jimmy-Claude! And be brought the weirdest fucking movie that almost out Equinox's Equinox, 1988's Lair of the White Worm, a film that made Stacy rage and Cindy scratch her head in despair. Also! Claude took notes and is so confused! How the other movie we were going to watch was even worse. Ken Russel's movies make Cindy want to punch him in the face. Drac-u-leeeee! Drac-u-la-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! All th...
Creepy Kitch Episode 70: Lovecraftian Horror and Alien Wang
March 23, 2020 22:30Its quarantine time which means we have a lot of chances to..you know...actually record! And it's a Filler Fun episode where we discuss the amazing horror Podcast The Magnus Archives as well as Ruby Dixon's series Ice Planet Barbarians as well as a lot of other various versions of weird alien peen. Buckle up for this totally unfocused episode! Also: There really is a wide variety of alien wang. Like...a lot. Paranormal Roooooomaaaaaaance. That is definitely a vibrator. UNCOMFORTABLY LO...
Creepy Kitch Episode 69 (Heh heh) CONVERGENCE 2019!
November 24, 2019 02:41We survived our Disney death march to bring you 2019's convergence episode! This year Ace joins us on our discussion of 2019's Doctor Sleep as well as out gushing about What We Do In The Shadows the series! Also! ...And Ewan MacGregor as the Clit Twiddler! It's fun the hear Ace lose her shit. Listeners remember their favorite show moments. Listen to Tales in Somber Tones. Enjoy the dulcet tones of harpies screeching here!
Creepy Kitch Episode 68: Not to Halloween Halloween Ep!
October 30, 2019 20:11It's our favorite month! And even though we weren't really feelin' it (Our convergence was moved to November this year and 2019 has been kick our asses) We still got an ep this Halloween Season! And we'll be doing a much more spooky Halloween-ish ep in November. :) This round, we discuss It: Chapter 2! All this aaaaand... Dear God, we're tired. We need your best Halloween stories! and More LGBTQ input as well! Why we need to do a Christopher Pike episode. Give us a listen!
Creepy Kitch Episode 67: Suspiria 2018
July 07, 2019 18:28We're back! And this month we discuss the 2018 Remake of Suspiria in all its beautiful weird-ass glory! Also in this ep: Tilda Swinton is a high fae Cindy goes on another damn rant The Cheese Beast Semper Bi! All this and more! Give it a listen!
Creepy Kitch Episode 66: Filler Fun - Childhood Trauma
June 08, 2019 20:31We are back! And we have our filler fun episode where we talk about TV shows that traumatized us as a child... in particular, Punky Brewster....that horrible bitch. Also! Honkey Trek! That fucking Smurfs Episode! Please call us out on our White Privilege! (...no seriously. Please do.) All this and more!
Creepy Kitch Episode 65: Listeners' Choice
April 28, 2019 19:01We're back with our latest Listeners' Choice ep! Wow... you guys picked two really somber movies. This episode we discuss 2017 Ghost Stories and Absentia. One was a beautiful melancholy story...one was full of WTF. Figure out which one is which on this latest episode of Creepy Kitch! Plus: More story requests! Book recommends! We need more Thanksgiving Horror movies! Give a listen right here!
Creepy Kitch: Episode 64 Personal Ghost Stories Part 2
March 19, 2019 02:59We're finally back with Part 2 of our Personal Ghost Stories episodes! We have some fabulous audio files to play for you! Also: Fabian either fights it or seduces it PERIOD PANTIES Absenteea and her sister Gin and Tonic-a. All this and MORE!
Creepy Kitch Episode 64: Personal Ghost Stories Part 1
January 25, 2019 04:23The bitches are back! No, really we are! We're fixing the hack (episodes 1-30 are back online!) and ringing in the new year with another round of personal ghost stories! This is a two-parter episode and this one we read the emails you've sent us of your creepy encounters. Beware...MumMum is a badass. Listen here!
Creepy Kitch Convergence Episode 2018 Where We Are in the Same Room Together!
November 01, 2018 03:01Its the most wonderful tiiiiiime of the yeeeeear! A time when I can't think of a better title. It's the time when Stac and Cins are in the same room! It's our Convergence episode! I would give a number but I seriously lost track. This episode we discuss all things Halloween including Halloween 2018 and The Haunting of Hill House (Which Cindy keeps saying wrong the entire episode). As usual, its a banner episode so Give us a listen! ... You know you wanna.
Creepy Kitch: Episode 63 The One About The Fairy Tales
July 28, 2018 02:33We return with our Fairy Tales Episode! This month we discuss 1997's Snow White: A Tale of Terror and 2015's Tale of Tales. You actually hear us bicker on this one! But only for a second, then we go back to hugs, love, and foul language. Also on this banner episode: Why The John and Dave books my David Wong are amazing. Cins has too much wine...natch. Find out why Stac needs you to "Take your dad's dick out of your mouth" Why we need T-shirts made for this show! All this and more! Lis...
Creepy Kitch Episode 62: The F***in' Intense Episode
June 03, 2018 01:09Finally had two minutes to upload the episode! Finally, you get to hear our ramblings... on Diva cups. You have been warned, people! This episode we discuss 2015's The Devil's Candy and 2017's The Ritual, two super intense movies that made us breathe heavy in not a sexual way. Also, stocky guys are friggin hot, the Diva cup learning curve, MAMMARY-GRAM!, and much much more... period talk. Enjoy!
Creepy Kitch, Episode 61: So Bad It's Bad
March 19, 2018 04:55We're back with its So Bad, It's Bad episode and trust me, its Baaaaad. We have our special guest host, Patrick from the amazing ScreamQueenz Podcast! This month we talk about 1992's Sleepwalkers and 1995's Leprechaun 3. Both are really God awful...but in a good way. ALSO! Lots of cat talk. Fuck you and your magical vagina! Leprechaun vs. Showgirls. CLOVIS! And we're still working on recovering our files from the hacking incident. Bear with us, folks! Listen Here!
Creepy Kitch Episode 60: Listeners' Choice
February 14, 2018 05:28We return! Finally, Listeners' Choice! This episode we talk about Only Lovers Left Alive and The Girl With All the Gifts! There's also a lot more but I seriously can't remember so listen, and absorb! Enjoy, folks! Listen Here!
Creepy Kitch: Convergence Halloween Episode of Dooooooom!
October 30, 2017 04:13It's that time of year again! The time when we are closest to the end of times. When Cins and Stac Converge! This year we chat about our favorite Halloween memories as well as other nonsense such as: Dain, Dain the Choo-Choo Train Favorite childhood costumes Grown men wearing sheer pantyhose Never eat popcorn while podcasting Our Kitch Bitch of the month, Horror Crush, and Weekly Fuck Offs! Join us for our eternal search for Tim Curry's Tamborine!
Creepy Kitch Special IT Episode!
October 01, 2017 01:38Hang on to your hats and put on your clown shoes! The gals are back to talk about the remake of IT! Spoiler: We loved it. There's not much more to say other than listen to the episode and enjoy our squealing. Check out our review here!
Creepy Kitch Episode 59: Lady Horrors
September 21, 2017 04:45Just when you thought they podfaded, the gals are back! Cins and Stac chat about 2014's It Follows and 2016's I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House. Also! Cindy is finally a Murderino! Fucking line cutters and menstrual cycles! Pagina! Impromptu discussion of Hellraiser 3! All this a more! Give us a listen!
Creepy Kitch Episode 58: The Weird and Wonderful Julian Sands
July 17, 2017 21:06After a WAY too long hiatus (aka, Cins got a new job and got busy), we return with our Julian Sands Tribute episode! For some reason, Cindy sounds like she is talking through a closet door so please bear with us this ep... I need a new mic. This round, we talk about 1989's cult film Warlock and the REALLY FRIGGIN WEIRD Dario Argento's 1998 version of Phantom of the Opera. Of course, there is also our weekly fuck off, a couple shout outs, and obnoxious giggling for at least two hours. We'...
Creepy Kitch Episode 57: V/H/S
February 25, 2017 04:10After a long hiatus (way too long) the foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world have returned! Stac and Cins are back and this month we talk about VHS 1 and 2! We also have tons to talk about including: Don't ever park like an asshole Sparkly nail-polish gives Stacy a raging girl boner WE KNOW WHEN YOU ARE SMOKING Youre killing us, Jimmy-Claude! Cat pee Catholics All this, and more!! Give us a listen here!
Creepy Kitch's Muffled Convergence Episode!
November 07, 2016 05:05Its here! All right, its a week late, but its here! Creepy Kitch's Convergence Episode! It was a wild ride full of Disney visits, booze, bad sound quality (so sorry! My mic sucks!), and lots of laughing. Seriously, just pretend we're drunk in this episode. Also in this action packed episode! Anti-semantic Annie! David S. Pumpkins! Sweaty Redneck Fetish! Sigourney Weaver will spank you! The Conjuring 2! All the Stranger Things! The winner of the Story contest! Give a listen here!
Creepy Kitch Episode 56: Listeners' Choice
September 23, 2016 00:36Finally FINALLY! We're on our Listeners' Choice episode! You voted, we watched. This episode we discuss 2010's I Saw the Devil and 1999's Stir of Echoes. Also on this round of Creepy Kitch Bathing in potato chips keeps you young Vincent D'Onofrio! Why Stacy doesn't like when you piss on other people's lawns Vincent D'Onofrio! The gals roll in the joy of a bazillion emails! Cindy can't stop talking about freakin' Vincent D'Onofrio! All this and more! Give us a listen!
Creepy Kitch Epsiode 55: Who You Gonna Call?
August 12, 2016 02:53We are back from the abyss! Not with our Listeners' Choice but with our take on a movie that was actually out in the theaters! Stac and Cins rave about the new Ghostbusters (Yes, you heard us right. We LOVED it) On this ep we discover: Our half assed horror crush! Why Cins cried like a dumbass in the middle of the end fight scene! Kresley Cole comes up...AGAIN. ...Kevin was so friggin WEIRD. What comes up in our two Mim-o-Grams! All this and more! Give us a listen here! ...
Creepy Kitch: FIller Fun Episode!
July 02, 2016 05:41No, we have not pod faded! We just got...well... very very busy. So to prove that we are still alive, we bring you our Filler Fun episode! This very special episode we answer all the questions you awesome listeners asked us on Facebook. This also involves wine and very sleepy sidetracked discussions. Also! Horror Crushes that also double as Game of Thrones crushes! How Cins life has completely taken a left friggin turn! Lots and lots of Girl Power discussions! SO MANY QUESTIONS! Wet y...
Creepy Kitch Episode 54: She-vamps
March 17, 2016 04:44We're back! And the topic is lesbian vampire movies! And Cindy is high on gin and never stops talking this time. This month we discuss 1936's Dracula's Daughter and 1983's The Hunger. Also this episode: Our love of David Bowie Cindy shuts down the entire show by dropping her mic Stacy WON'T STOP SINGING Facebook violations! Squeem Kweems! All this and more!
Creepy Kitch Episode 53: Childhood is Brutal
January 15, 2016 04:13The foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world have returned! After a brief holiday hiatus, we're back with episode 53: Childhood is Brutal. This round we discuss 2013's Mama and 2014's The Babadook. Also on this return to the podsphere: Cins cannot use her words A very special Kitch Bitch of the month People who give malicious spoilers are A-holes. ...menstruation. All this and more!
Creepy Kitch's Convergence Halloween Special Spectacular!
October 30, 2015 21:39IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! And by that we mean Halloween and the annual Creepy Kitch Convergence in San Diego. Stac and Cins once again are in the same damn state in the same damn room to bring you their Halloween episode! This year, we discuss the latest Guillermo del Toro eye-gasam Crimson Peak as well as the completely cracked out vampire movie, What We Do in the Shadows with guest hosts, Ace (who spent most of Crimson Peak hiding under Stacy's butt) and roommate Jen (w...
Creepy Kitch Episode 52: GAME OVER, MAN!
September 04, 2015 02:16We have returned! And we're talking about two of our all time favorite movies of all time! One of our fantastic listener's George Martinez joins us for our discussion of the classics Alien and Aliens. Be prepared for continuous gushing! We also chat about how Cins' cat peed on her husband's head, why Alien 3 kills our souls, and Chett...CHETT! HEEEEH! Come give a listen!
Creepy Kitch Episode 51: The Episode from the BEYOND!
July 26, 2015 19:28This is the episode that fate did not want us to release. Well you know what fate? Screw you! HA! ...Please don't hurt us. This episode, Lauren, our #1 bitch and host of Death Rattle Podcast joins us in our musing about 1981's The Beyond and 2015's We Are Still Here. Also on this episode, our monthly Mim-o-Gram, our greatest fears if we were cast in a horror movie, and an explanation as to WHY this episode took two months to record. Also we wax poetic on about Ron Perlman and Richard Ar...
Creepy Kitch Episode 50: Listeners' Choice.
May 10, 2015 23:11We're back for a fun filled yet sleepy episode! Its listeners' choice again and we got two winners this round; 2011's Attack the Block and 2011's You're Next. Apparently 2011 was a good year. We also discuss why killing a the main survivor of a horror film in the sequel pisses us off, Why Cins is a twitter stalking A-hole, and how we're still surprised we made it to fifty episodes. After all, its only been five years. Listen here!
Creepy Kitch Episode 49: Character Studies in Horror
April 01, 2015 05:15After a quick break, we're back AND with better sound quality that ever before! Episode 49? Really? Oh My God REALLY! We have two really unique movies this episode; 2014's Crazy Bitches and 2008's Lake Mungo, a couple of fantastic character study films. We also have an interview with the writer and director of Crazy Bitches, Jane Clark! Also, Cins can't say Lake Mungo correctly, why tarot readings in movies piss Mim off, and Stacy revels in the antics of Chris Pratt. Plus a new feature: ...
Creepy Kitch Episode 48: Dreams in the Witch House: A Lovecraftian Rock Opera.
January 19, 2015 02:09We're starting the new year off with an episode dedicated to the Lovecraftian rock opera, Dreams in the Witch House! Joining us on this special episode is Colleen from Wyng'd Lyon Creations as we discuss...actually gush... about this album. We will have three tracks from the show and at also an interview and unplugged performance with the cast and the creators of Dreams in the Witch House; Mike Dalager, Anders Ringman, and Alaine Kashian. We're extremely excited to release this one! Hope...
Creepy Kitch Episode 47: An Ode to Tony Todd
November 25, 2014 04:11We're back and recovered from our Convergence hangover! Its all about Tony Todd this episode and guest host Lynne Anderson from Abadon's Revenge podcast shares our love for the deep voiced gorgeous horror icon. This episode we discuss 1992's classic Candy and and 2006's Hatchet. Also, false starts! Why you should always have the vents open in the public restroom, the winner of our second short story contest, and yet ANOTHER reference to Kresely Cole's books. Give it a listen!
Creepy Kitch Halloween Convergence Episode!
October 27, 2014 01:37Its that time again! Its time for the Creepy Kitch Halloween episode! Not only is it a Halloween episode its also the return of the Convergence! Yes, Stacy and Cindy record in the same damn from for the first time ever... And there may have been margaritas involved This special episode the girls discuss Halloween episodes of Psych, the epic movie The Book of Life (GO SEE IT!), Disneyland Hangovers, and more epic fangirling over the delicious smut of Kresley Cole. ...And margaritas. Come...
Creepy Kitch Episode 46: Watchin' With Ace
September 03, 2014 02:51After a brief hiatus, the bitches of kitch are back!Episode 46 brings the long awaited Watchin' With Ace episode where we guest host with Creepy Kitch mascot and Kitch Bitch, Ace Whitaker! This round we discuss 1976's The Omen and 2001's Session 9. Also, Jennifer Anderson drops in to give her opinions as well! We also discuss: Our undying love of Kresley Cole novels, Cindy drinks far too much to stay truly coherent, "makin' a french dip", and other nonsense that happens after excessive d...
Creepy Kitch Episode 45: Listeners' Choice
July 03, 2014 12:54Another Listeners' Choice? Say it ain't so? Oh, it IS so! This month, the gals discuss 1987's classic, Hellraiser and the 2000's thriller, What Lies Beneath. The foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world also discuss Harrison Ford's Abs, An undying love of Clive Barker, how Cindy could REALLY use a drink, and torturing Ace and listening to the sounds of her terrified screams. All this, AND MORE!
Creepy Kitch Epsiode 44: Remakes!
May 20, 2014 03:44This was a fun episode to record! Cins and Stac tackle remakes! This round, the gals discuss 2011 remake of Fright Night and 2013 remake of Evil Dead. Also: Stac's original horror icon, Low Budget. The winner of the original story contest. Moist! Butt Stuff! Bee Squeezin'! EQUINOX! All this and more! Give it a listen!
Creepy Kitch Episode 43: House On Haunted Hill Contrast
April 24, 2014 01:24The ladies welcome April in by discussing two films they both love. 1959's Vincent Price classic, House on Haunted Hill and its 1999 remake. Cins and Stac compare and contrast the two films and eventually start waxing poetic about the 1999 remake. Also we have the weekly Fuck Off, Tim Curry is amazeballs, why the Creepy Kitch listeners are the best listeners in the world, and a funny story about editor Lou! All this and more! Give us a listen here!
Creepy Kitch: March Madness Crossover with Death Rattle!
March 19, 2014 01:40Its out super awesome Crossover episode with our #1 Bitch Lauren's podcast, Death Rattle! Don't be alarmed by the different into, we just made Jack and Lauren do all our footwork this round. Creepy Kitch and Death Rattle (aka Death Kitchen) join forces on the second episode of Strip Nude for Your Podcast. First, the gang discusses Mario Bava’s The Whip and the Body (Italy 1963), starring Christopher Lee, Daliah Lavi, and an instrument of violence. Next, Lauren and Jack’s friendship with...
Creepy Kitch Episode 41: Cins Has a Nervous Breakdown
February 24, 2014 03:35Episode 41! The movies chosen gives Cins a nervous breakdown! Seriously, friggin' intense movies here. This episode the girls dabble in more recent films and discuss 2012's Sinister and 2013's The Conjuring. (Both kept Cins up at night and her therapy bills will be very, very expensive.) Also, listener Mim is a superstar, Guinea Pig Ace makes comments as we record, and two listener letters! Enjoy!