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THE Dawson's Creek & Schitt's Creek podcast

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Episode 311 – Elec2ion

July 26, 2023 18:08 - 1 hour - 88 MB

We are back in Capeside for a week and let me tell you: It feels good. This week we had just enough time to bust out a randomly selected episode for your listening pleasure, and RNGesus decided it shall be Season 2 episode 9, Election. In which young Andie finds herself running for class president, […] The post Episode 311 – Elec2ion first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 310 – Mystery Creek & Exciting Announcement

January 11, 2023 13:24 - 1 hour - 80.7 MB

Long time no… type episode description to. So ya boys are back to drop a hot COTW track on the internet, but not without ulterior motives. We are finally announcing our new podcast project, and we thought the best place to do it was the place that started it all (and the place with the […] The post Episode 310 – Mystery Creek & Exciting Announcement first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 309 – 4ll Good Things Must Come To An End

February 02, 2022 06:00 - 2 hours - 161 MB

Seven years ago we decided to abandon our music podcast idea and do something silly for our own amusement that we never thought anyone would listen to. Rewatch podcasts existed at the time, but nobody was doing random episodes (still aren’t), and why would they? It’s an utterly stupid format for a show. Thankfully, “stupid” […] The post Episode 309 – 4ll Good Things Must Come To An End first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 308 – Happy Ending

January 26, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 64.5 MB

Oh wow, my last Schitt’s Creek episode description. I don’t even know how to begin. You all know the jist of the episode: David gets married and then the whole gang separates off to live their new successful lives, having learned a myriad of lessons from their time spent in the Creek. In many ways, […] The post Episode 308 – Happy Ending first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 307 – Start Spreading The News

January 19, 2022 06:00 - 43 minutes - 45.2 MB

Wow everyone, we have very nearly made it. A few more steps and we will have summitted the peak of Schitt Mountain. Our oxygen is getting low, we passed several long dead corpses on the way up, and we only have a few minutes to enjoy it before we have to descend or else risk […] The post Episode 307 – Start Spreading The News first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 306 – The Pitch

January 12, 2022 06:00 - 49 minutes - 52.4 MB

So, Schitt’s Creek is finally getting around to wrapping Schitt up, which means we have to figure out what is in store for Johnny, Moira, David, Alexis, and the rest. This episode focuses on Johnny, Stevie, and Roland and their attempt to turn their little roadside motel into a massive corporate chain. Before the big […] The post Episode 306 – The Pitch first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 305 – The Bachelor Party

January 05, 2022 06:00 - 55 minutes - 58.6 MB

Hey there, kittens! Only a few creeks left for you to dip your toes into, but thankfully this one is a good one. It’s bachelor party time before David’s wedding, and Stevie is in charge of planning. The itenerary includes escape rooms and drinks, but the rest of the Rose family is a little distracted. […] The post Episode 305 – The Bachelor Party first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 304 – Sunrise, Sunset

December 22, 2021 06:00 - 36 minutes - 38.1 MB

As the sun rises on a new baby podcast, springing forth fully formed from the heads of it’s hosts, so too must it eventually set, returning to those same fractured skulls to burrow deep into the cranial-goo where it will fester and mutate into deep regret. Regret over the thousands of hours of improvised commentary […] The post Episode 304 – Sunrise, Sunset first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 303 – Rebound

December 15, 2021 06:00 - 39 minutes - 40.9 MB

What a week we have in store for you my little Schittobites. After our usual beginning-of-show-BS we hop in and watch Alexis make some poor life decisions with an old man while Johnny attempts offer some fatherly warnings to her would-be suitor. Meanwhile Moira goes sans-Publicist and attempts to right the horrible faux pas that […] The post Episode 303 – Rebound first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 301 – Moira Rose

December 01, 2021 06:00 - 41 minutes - 43.6 MB

Cults are fun, this week most of the Schitts Creek women are almost indoctrinated into one. Meanwhile Moira and David get hammered on terrible wine, and Johnny bonds with Patrick. Your hosts discuss super important things like purchasing hard-to-find electronics, and removing twitter contacts. HOT CONTENT! The post Episode 301 – Moira Rose first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 300 – The Wingman

November 24, 2021 06:14 - 40 minutes - 42.7 MB

Wow folks, 300 episodes. I think we have about 7 more in us then it’s time to bounce. But don’t let the impending demise of your fifth favorite podcast distract from the hilarious romp we have for you this week. There are misunderstandings aplenty as the threesome Patrick and David think they are going to […] The post Episode 300 – The Wingman first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 299 – The Premiere

November 17, 2021 13:54 - 45 minutes - 48.2 MB

Put on your best skinny jeans and roll out the merlot rug, it’s time for the premiere of The Crowening, and all the heavy hitters of Schitt’s Creek (heavy Schitters?) are making their debuts. While Alexis & Moira deal with that, Stevie struggles with her decision to return to the motel business, and David struggles […] The post Episode 299 – The Premiere first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 298 – Maid of Honour

November 03, 2021 05:00 - 39 minutes - 41.3 MB

It’s Schitt time again folks, and this week’s is a hoot. Moira is very excited about the release of a trailer for her upcoming feature Crows 3: The Crowening, however not all of her friends share her elation. Also Johnny and Roland have to figure out why a guy at their new motel has a […] The post Episode 298 – Maid of Honour first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 297 – The Job Interview

October 27, 2021 14:19 - 41 minutes - 42.7 MB

Oh hello, I didn’t see you there. Welcome to Creek of the Week Inc. Come on in and have a seat. Looking over your resume I see you have extensive experience in the field of “having amazing taste in podcasts”, good good. I also see that you’ve listed your biggest weakness as “only leaves 5 […] The post Episode 297 – The Job Interview first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 296 – The Incident

October 20, 2021 05:00 - 44 minutes - 46.2 MB

Ya ever pee the bed as an adult? Sound off in the comments, then tune in to see if your hosts have. One person we know has definitely peed the bed is David Rose, and that is the main story in this episode. Concurrently we have Alexis handling the burgeoning social media presence of her […] The post Episode 296 – The Incident first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 295 – Smoke Signals

October 13, 2021 05:00 - 3 Bytes

This week’s episode is an interesting one. Our extended pre-show banter recounts a harrowing, and often objectively hilarious tale, of the events of the previous week for one of your beloved hosts. That undersells it, but I’m trying to keep spoilers out of the episode description so you’ll just have to listen. Afterward we watch […] The post Episode 295 – Smoke Signals first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 294 – Life Is A Cabaret

September 29, 2021 05:00 - 3 Bytes

The season 5 finale is here and they’re goin out singing. Much of this finale is taken up by musical numbers. They are fine. The rest of it is mainly dominated by stormclouds raining all over David’s parade as he tries to make a dramatic engagement announcement. Also, Alexis is dealing with the fallout of […] The post Episode 294 – Life Is A Cabaret first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 293 – The Hike

September 22, 2021 05:00 - 3 Bytes

Well this week’s episode sure is a doozy. Important stuff goes down in this one, as well as some less-important stuff. First of all, Johnny starts to feel uncomfortable while doing some manual labor, and for a moment everyone thinks he might die. Spoiler alert: He doesn’t. Next Alexis realizes there might be more to […] The post Episode 293 – The Hike first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 292 – The Roast

September 15, 2021 12:43 - 3 Bytes

Hey kiddos, Sorry for the brief hiatus, but we are back with another banger. This week’s episode of Schitt’s Creek doesn’t have a lot of drama but makes up for it in laughs, as it is, in this host’s humble opinion, one of the funnier episodes of the season. Johnny has to fill in for […] The post Episode 292 – The Roast first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 291 – Meet The Parents

August 25, 2021 05:00 - 45 minutes - 47.4 MB

This week’s Schitt’s Creek starts with the revelation that David is throwing the one and only surprise party of his life for his BF Patrick, and has secretly invited his lover’s parents to the soiree. This inadvertently puts Johnny in a, wait for it, awkward position, when he accidentally outs Patrick to his parents who […] The post Episode 291 – Meet The Parents first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 290 – Roadkill

August 18, 2021 05:00 - 43 minutes - 46 MB

This week is all about dead animals and sex in public spaces, my two favorite things. While headed out of town for a spa-retreat, Johnny and Moira accidentally plow over a cat. Then, for some reason, they hunt down the owners of the cat, and once again for an unknown purpose, sit around that person’s […] The post Episode 290 – Roadkill first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 289 – The M.V.P.

August 11, 2021 05:00 - 48 minutes - 48.3 MB

As the Olympics come to a close, it is only fitting we say farewell with possibly the most athletic episode of Schitt’s Creek. This week the town’s two baseball teams are competing in the league finale. One wonders: How many teams started in this tournament? Where are all those players? Was it always going to […] The post Episode 289 – The M.V.P. first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 288 – The Hospies

July 21, 2021 05:00 - 41 minutes - 40.3 MB

A lot of stuff happens on this episode. Johnny and Stevie win an award right as Stevie is getting unceremoniously dumped by a bastard. Moira settles into the role of Director of Cabaret, and David makes fun of Patrick for being a pushover. But who are we kidding, none of that matters. This is the […] The post Episode 288 – The Hospies first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 287 – A Whisper of Desire

July 14, 2021 05:00 - 43 minutes - 42.5 MB

So we decided to take a break from our break to break to bring you just a little bit of content during this long hot summer. This week we have a fine episode in which Johnny finds himself possibly having a sexy and mature admirer. Surely there’s no way it was all an awkward misunderstanding. […] The post Episode 287 – A Whisper of Desire first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 286 – Rock On!

June 02, 2021 05:00 - 44 minutes - 43.1 MB

Three plot lines this week, each more awkward than the last. First, the jazzagals had a trip to the local casino planned to see a Poison concert, when the show falls through they decide to have a girl’s night anyway which leads to some mid-life crisis Jocelyn action. Next, David makes the horrible decision of […] The post Episode 286 – Rock On! first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 285 – Housewarming

May 19, 2021 05:00 - 45 minutes - 42.9 MB

Well this week we have a certified top tier Schitts Creek episode for you. Housewarming combines the joy of inept childcare with the excitement of a drunken gathering in your underwear. Firstly Johnny and Moira are watching the Schitt kid, the Schitt boy? Schitt baby? You get the idea its Roland and Jocelyn’s child. Meanwhile […] The post Episode 285 – Housewarming first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 284 – The Dress

May 05, 2021 05:00 - 47 minutes - 45.7 MB

This week your hosts catch up from their week off with some of the usual recommendos. Then we dive into The Dress, a fan favorite episode featuring karoake, Coture, and Confessions from Ted the Vet. Also, in the case of Stevie, possible Coitus? Watch along with us and you be the judge. The post Episode 284 – The Dress first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 283 – The Plant

April 21, 2021 02:48 - 40 minutes - 40.5 MB

This week your hosts briefly talk about a crime novel author you’ve probably never heard of, then dive into The Creek. The Motel has a “V-VIP” guest staying with them, and the employees concoct a scheme to impress him. Meanwhile Moira deals with Jocelyn’s breakdown, and David helps Patrick find a place to live. It’s […] The post Episode 283 – The Plant first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 282 – Love Letters

April 14, 2021 05:00 - 32 minutes - 30.8 MB

This week your hosts battle technical difficulties and a time crunch that leads them to cram their usual 45 minutes of hijinks into a half hour. Why am I speaking in third person? There’s no “them” here, it’s us, that is; me! Did I just use that semicolon correctly? I’m going to be honest, I’m […] The post Episode 282 – Love Letters first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 281 – The Crowening

April 07, 2021 05:00 - 41 minutes - 40.6 MB

A new season begins, and it begins with a bang. Moira is off filming her movie (The titular Crowening), while the rest of the fam holds down the fort. Alexis and David are having a friendly competition to see who has the spicier relationship, while Johnny is not doing well in his wife’s abscence. Your […] The post Episode 281 – The Crowening first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 280 – Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose

March 24, 2021 05:00 - 44 minutes - 43.3 MB

Merry Christmas, everyone. I realize it’s March, but we can’t control where the episodes fall so you’re getting a holiday episode. The technical finale of Season 4, this episode finds Johnny Rose desperately wishing for a holiday party, and the hijinks that ensue around the execution of said party. It’s what you would expect from […] The post Episode 280 – Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 279 – Single’s Week

March 17, 2021 05:00 - 44 minutes - 41.9 MB

Season finale’s are fun, and even though we technically have one more to go for season 4, this is the spiritual season finale, and it brings all the emotional weight we’ve come to expect from Schitt’s Creek. Alexis is trying to pull off Schitt’s Creek’s Single’s Week, while her family rallies around to help. Except […] The post Episode 279 – Single’s Week first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 278 – The Rollout

March 10, 2021 06:00 - 48 minutes - 46.3 MB

Hi there. It’s another flawless episode description of a very flawed episode of a podcast covering another flawless episode of Schitt’s Creek. This week pretends like the main plot is a rash breaking out caused by David’s moisturizer that is being given out for free with the new Rose Motel rollout, but the actual main […] The post Episode 278 – The Rollout first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 277 – Baby Sprinkle

March 03, 2021 06:00 - 44 minutes - 44.3 MB

It is once again time to follow us on our journey into Schitts Creek. This week Jocelyn is throwing a baby shower and cons David into planning it. I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention to David’s aesthetic, but that was not a good decision on her part. Also, Alexis has old friends in […] The post Episode 277 – Baby Sprinkle first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 276 – The Olive Branch

February 24, 2021 06:00 - 49 minutes - 47.5 MB

Olive branches are sticks out of which grow olives, or something. That is relevant to this episode of Schitts Creek because out of the “stick” of the Rose Family, grows the “olive” of love. Olive is also an anagram for love, don’t check me just trust me it is. So this week David decides it’s […] The post Episode 276 – The Olive Branch first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 275 – The Jazzaguy

February 10, 2021 06:00 - 48 minutes - 46.3 MB

As this episode airs the week after Den Levy hosts SNL, we start our show talking a bit about that. We then talk about some other lighthearted topics like the unending progression of time drawing us all into irrelevancy and eventual death, plus what TV shows we like. Afterwards we watch an episode of Schitt’s […] The post Episode 275 – The Jazzaguy first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 274 – The Barbecue

February 03, 2021 06:00 - 46 minutes - 46.9 MB

Hello my fellow Schitt-afficianados, welcome to another exciting installment. This week there’s a barbecue in the works to honor of David’s longest relationship ever, and he fears this may be a jinx. He does his best to make his fears come true when he attempts to keep his boyfriend Patrick from attending the barbecue, then […] The post Episode 274 – The Barbecue first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 273 – Open Mic

January 27, 2021 06:00 - 42 minutes - 41.8 MB

This week, on a very special Creek of the Week: A Schitt’s Creek (Formerly Dawson’s Creek) Podcast, or CotW: aSC(FDC)P, as we are called in the industry, we find the Rose’s involved in all kinds of business dealings. Alexis is doing PR work for the motel, and the newfound possibility of success gives Stevie the […] The post Episode 273 – Open Mic first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 272 – RIP Moira Rose

January 20, 2021 06:00 - 42 minutes - 41.9 MB

First of all, take it easy, Moira is not dead. It was just one of those fake social media death things that goes around and is immediately followed by a bunch of the gifs of Denzel Washington putting his hand over his chest and looking relieved. So Moira is not dead, but the world thinks […] The post Episode 272 – RIP Moira Rose first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 271 – Girls’ Night

January 13, 2021 06:00 - 41 minutes - 41.2 MB

Sometimes a girl’s just gotta blow off some steam. This week Alexis, pining for Ted, decides to distract herself with some townie D, and she takes Twila along to wingman. Meanwhile David is stubbornly refusing to admit his stubbornness, Johnny is fighting with Roland about the hotel lobby, and Moira has an arc but I […] The post Episode 271 – Girls’ Night first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 270 – Asbestos Fest

January 06, 2021 06:00 - 47 minutes - 45.6 MB

Ya’ll seen Bridgerton? Well we talk about it, probably more than we talk about Schitt’s Creek. So get ready for that. Once we get to the episode we are delighted by Moira’s creeping stage fright, David’s fumbling attempts to impress the Schitt’s Creek youths, Alexis’s street smarts in dealing with said youths, and Johnny’s business […] The post Episode 270 – Asbestos Fest first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 269 – Pregnancy Test

December 30, 2020 06:00 - 48 minutes - 46.6 MB

Uh oh everyone, someone in Schitt’s Creek is knocked up, and for the first 7 minutes or so of this episode it appears to be Alexis. Shortly, however, we find out that she is not the raw-doggin culprit we assumed, and that honor belongs to another. Simultaneously to this action, David is looking for some […] The post Episode 269 – Pregnancy Test first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 268 – Dead Guy In Room 4

December 23, 2020 06:00 - 40 minutes - 37.6 MB

Welcome back to Schitt’s Creek Season FOOOOOUUUUUUUUR. We’re here and we’re doing it, starting at the bottom with a literal corpse. The hotel has a dead guy problem, and the brilliant minds of Schitt’s Creek have to come together to figure out how to get it out. Meanwhile David and Alexis are evicted from their […] The post Episode 268 – Dead Guy In Room 4 first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 267 – Grad Night

December 09, 2020 06:00 - 38 minutes - 36.8 MB

Graduation, a time where young people blossom into adults, stretch their wings, and are pushed from the nest and into a world that awaits them with an open maw, ready to grind their bones beneath their teeth, consume their flesh, and defecate their remains into neat piles of stinking refuse on the sidewalks of our […] The post Episode 267 – Grad Night first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 267 – Friends and Family

December 02, 2020 06:00 - 44 minutes - 47.5 MB

Nothing is more important around the holidays than friends and family, except maybe commerce, and this week’s episode is a celebration of both. Moira rescues an artifact of the Rose’s past life while David has a semi-turgid opening of his new store. Alexis, meanwhile, gets good news and has an unexpected moment of celebration. Penultimate […] The post Episode 267 – Friends and Family first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 266 – Stop Saying Lice!

November 25, 2020 06:00 - 40 minutes - 42.6 MB

This week, we got bugs. Alexis finds out that she got head lice from school, which leads to much hijinks as the rest of the family deals with the fallout, except Moira who pretty much just ignores it and deals with her own stuff. David flirts with the idea of flirting with Patrick while Stevie […] The post Episode 266 – Stop Saying Lice! first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 265 – Sebastien Raine

November 18, 2020 06:00 - 37 minutes - 40.2 MB

You ever have an ex boyfriend want to take pictures of your mom so that he can publicly embarrass her for his own monetary gain? David Rose has, and he isn’t gonna stand for it. Meanwhile Alexis has to volunteer at the retirement community and learns that Ted has been patiently waiting to volunteer that […] The post Episode 265 – Sebastien Raine first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Ep 264 – The Affair

November 10, 2020 06:00 - 50 minutes - 54.7 MB

This week we briefly discuss some fairly unimportant current events that you might have heard of. Then we watch Schitt’s Creek, in which Moira may or may not have gone to pound town with Roland (she didn’t). Alexis tries to flirt with Patrick, and Patrick tries to flirt with David. The post Ep 264 – The Affair first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 263 – Motel Review

November 04, 2020 06:00 - 38 minutes - 40.3 MB

Hey guys, how ya’ll doing? We recorded this on Sunday, it was released on Wednesday. Between those two days some stuff happened. I hope that stuff went well for you and this episode finds you in a chipper mood. If not, maybe it will give you 40 minutes of escapism. Either way, if you are […] The post Episode 263 – Motel Review first appeared on Creek of the Week.

Episode 262 – General Store

October 28, 2020 05:00 - 40 minutes - 43 MB

Picture this, you’re in a small town in the Cunited States of Amanada, you desperately need an exfoliating mask and some candles that smell like Italian shoe leather. Where are you gonna go? Wal-Mart? Dollar Tree? There is nobody to fill that hole in your heart… Yet. Soon there will be, and in this episode […] The post Episode 262 – General Store first appeared on Creek of the Week.

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The Long Goodbye
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