Assfa (David Wellfare)

Idea: A rigid banana-shaped luffa holder which obese people can stick to the bathroom wall to use to wash their back, so they don't have to reach around their body and risk getting muscle cramps. Also: other possible uses for such a device, the least American thing ever Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 33 David Wellfare (twitter.com/DaveWellfare) Chris Young (twitter.com/chrisyoungcomic, Comedy Special Video: drybarcomedy.com/specials/chris-young-buoyant-mon) Jon Ruggiero (twitter.com/ComedyRugg) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (PodcastDetroit.com)