114 - Marriage Meathead vs Tool Taken

What do you do when: you forget to do something important like book a hall for your wedding or if you just want to go out drinking with your friends but know your wife won't approve?

The responses of our Competitors this week are both logical and measured. 

Psyche! They're FTs! They will overact in a way that will make your mind explode!

Adorable Comedian TJ Young is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and decides the “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Respectful Craigslist courting.

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Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  Co-Host 
Bill AllmanGuest Judge    
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Most sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound. EXCEPT for Sketch 2 which contains clips from the films: "Goodfellas", "Bad Santa", "Die Hard", "Passenger 57", "Indian Jones and The Last Crusade", "Full Metal Jacket", "Fargo", "Speed", "Little Shop of Horrors", "Gone with The Wind", "Taken", "Lethal Weapon", "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace", "National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation", "Planes trains and Automobiles", "Cool Hand Luke" and "Terminator 2" were used in this sketch.These were used in satire and parody.
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For the full list of sounds used see here.  [CHANGE ___] Photo below by Terrified Man by George Hodan 
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