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Cotton-Pauly Blend

78 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 23 ratings

Comedian, Paul Conyers, teams up with regular person, Troy Cotton, to bring you the funny stuff you and your friends talk about. From sports to not sports stuff, these guys leave no bases uncovered. [email protected]

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Episode 76 - Floyd Mayweather is Going to Get Knocked Out!

June 11, 2021 11:00 - 47 minutes - 33 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Pauly is still on the road telling jokes to people who want to listen and laugh to them. For the ones who don't, they constantly talk and text during his set—the guys talk about that. They also talk about the difficulties in figuring out what to buy with an Amazon gift card, strippers getting paid through CashApp and which decade you would love to travel back to and party in (racism, segregation and all hate not being a factor—hard to think of a tim...

Episode 75 - Mermaids and Other Conspiracy Theories (feat. Stevee)

June 04, 2021 16:00 - 55 minutes - 37.9 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton and Pauly are joined by entrepreneur and little sister to Cotton, Stevee. They talk conspiracy theories, radio voices and Mary Jane. They also discuss drinking responsibly, Ancestry.com and not being "that old". Random as always but just as entertaining. Enjoy! Check Stevee out: IG: @stevee.psd Website: steveecotton.com STILL watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play...

Episode 74 - Playing Urban Rooms (feat. Jay Smith)

May 28, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 44.4 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend the guys are back at Cotton-Pauly studios and are joined by fitness expert and friend of the show, Jay Smith. They talk about fitness, Paul's blind mother (again) and "Oreos". They also talk about Jay Smith's legendary pickup lines, farts and urban rooms. It's gonna be a hot summer! Enjoy! STILL watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play Jay Smith's socials: IG: jaysmithfit Fac...

Episode 74 - Playing Urban Rooms

May 28, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 44.4 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend the guys are back at Cotton-Pauly studios and are joined by fitness expert and friend of the show, Jay Smith. They talk about fitness, Paul's blind mother (again) and "Oreos". They also talk about Jay Smith's legendary pickup lines, farts and urban rooms. It's gonna be a hot summer! Enjoy! STILL watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play Jay Smith's socials: IG: jaysmithfit Fac...

Episode 73b - "Season 2 Premier"

May 21, 2021 11:00 - 57 minutes - 39.2 MB

We're back! Maybe not better than ever but back nonetheless.  Did you miss us? We missed us... ok, ok. We missed you too. On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about the near demise of the podcast, who is this year's MVP and everyone's favorite tending topic, ALIENS! They also discuss trains (not the choo-choo kind), pastries and weddings. Listen, we're back on our bullsh*t. Enjoy! STILL watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! A...

Episode 72 - Friday 2-pack (2 of 2) - LeBron is Better than Michael Jordan... at Acting

April 02, 2021 11:00 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys are still remote. This time, Paul is in Oklahoma City and is somehow shocked to see Oklahoma City Thunder gear in their local stores. Cotton and Pauly talk sequels and do a Space Jam 2 deep-dive where they discuss Lola Bunny's new look, LeBron James' acting prowess and Pepé Le Pew's mysterious absence. They also talk about child-molester and child sex-trafficker Matt Gaetz, Kenan and Kel, and how good it feels to be champ (and also DIY cham...

Episode 71 - Friday 2-pack (1 of 2) - What's the Skeet to Motherf*cka Exchange Rate?

April 02, 2021 11:00 - 37 minutes - 26 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about movie soundtracks, people who are too high-energy and Las Vegas table-game stories (somehow, meth was involved). They also talk about Paul changing his voice when he uses slang, being white being an odd experience and not watching sports around people who know nothing about them. Oh, you want more? Well, we dropped two episodes today. Keep listening! Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LI...

Episode 70 - The Relationsh!t Mashup

March 12, 2021 12:00 - 56 minutes - 38.5 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend (or is the Relationsh!t Podcast?) the guys are joined by (or are they joining?) the Marko and Tony Critelli of the Relationsh!t podcast. Oh and by the way, Marko and Cotton are brothers. Anyway, Marko and Tony are a gay, married couple who have a podcast about gay perspectives on traditional relationships and Cotton and Pauly give some differing perspectives on some interesting topics. It's like the time Uncle Phil showed up on Family Matters. You di...

Episode 69 - That Day Was a Good Day

March 05, 2021 12:00 - 45 minutes - 31.5 MB

On this episode the guys start off with some gangsta shit and then talk about learning what 69ing is. Cotton and Pauly also discuss watching porn with your significant other, women with hair under their arms (it's gross), taking up golf and Paul's run in with an anti-masker. Credit card? You got it! Enjoy! Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play email ---> [email protected] instagram ---> @paulconyers...

Episode 68 - Type A Slump Busters

February 19, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 45 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about clean spaces, "white guy shit", and Cotton asks the question, "have you ever gotten with your friend's girl?" They also talk about slump busters, Sarah Silverman and Comedy vs Britney Spears, and WandaVision/Disney+. Also, the guys will be off next week, so catch up on any episodes you may have missed. We'll be back at it March 5! Enjoy! Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! App...

Episode 67 - Better Days Ahead? (feat. Kabir Singh)

February 12, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 48.4 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Pauly says yes!... (to watching Cotton's fish while he is out of town). They also talk about how bright the future looks as it concerns the pandemic, how perfect of a sandwich the peanut better & jelly is, oh, and they're also joined by famous comedian Kabir Singh. Kabir and Paul talk comedy, the early days and Kabir lays out the blueprint for rookie comedians. There's a little something for everyone. Enjoy! Kabir's IG: @kabeezycomic Kabir's Twitte...

Episode 66 - Morgan Wallen, You Can't Say That...

February 05, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 43.9 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys anticipate the Super Bowl, they talk about the chick who said something to LeBron, and Brett Favre being a dipshit. They also talk about a potential exhibition between Floyd Mayweather and 50 Cent, the hottest rappers of the last 10 years and the whole Morgan Wallen n-word thing. It's a good one. Enjoy. Oh! Also, congrats Erica! Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Go...

Episode 65 - Teammates Sleeping in the Same Bed

January 29, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 42.2 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk tinnitus, Paul being invited to the cookout and the Black vs African American debate. They also talk about the Super Bowl and the matchup between Brady and Mahomes, Paul's dog Scooter getting hot under the dog collar and they're also joined by an old college chum, Aaron Kanno. It's an episode chocked full of stuff. Enjoy! Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Googl...

Episode 64 - Have you ever seen white people in a McDonald's commercial?

January 22, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 44.1 MB

Hello, listeners. Doesn't the air smell sweeter? Aren't colors more vibrant? 45 is gone and the guys couldn't be more thrilled! On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend,  the guys talk about... stuff and things but mainly that that one guy isn't president anymore. They also talk about fake eyelashes, McDonald's and the Ultimate Warrior. Enjoy! Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play email ---> cottonpaulyblen...

Episode 63 - Comedy with Comics... except for Cotton* (feat. Ryan Goodcase)

January 15, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 48.1 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton and Pauly are joined by Bay Area comedian Ryan Goodcase. They discuss past sets, comic beef and being the winners of the last two World Series of Comedy. They also discuss Ryan's commitment to Black Lives Matter, draining threes and what're the odds that Melania divorces Trump soon? It's a good one! Enjoy! IG: @ryangoodcase Twitter: @ryangoodcase Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple ...

Episode 62 - 2021 is Already Shaping Up to be a Motherf*cker of a Year (feat. Will Strong)

January 08, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 50.8 MB

Boy oh boy... where to begin? Well, first, to our faithful listeners, to our new listeners, Happy New Year! The Cotton-Pauly Blend is dedicated to bringing you nothing but great content and conversation in 2021. Thanks for listening! You all know what happened this week. There's not much to say about it. Kim is finally leaving Kanye and we talk ALL about it! Enjoy! Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play ema...

Episode 61 - Steve Should've Cloned Myra

December 18, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys open with some details about the corporate gig Paul just did at Cotton's job (yes, Cotton has a day job). They also talk about Cotton's recent bout with vertigo, Paul's virtual comedy tips and a wild sext story. Somehow, some way, Cotton and Pauly end up talking about 90s movies and tv shows again. It's another classic! Enjoy! Also, next week is Christmas and the guys are taking the week off. Happy Holidays, ya filthy animals! Also, watch...

Episode 60 - An Interview with a Comedian... and the weekends are for hoe shit.

December 14, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 42.2 MB

Sorry for the delay but there is a perfectly good explanation for this... which will be discussed on the podcast on 12/18. On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton talks about his gangsta ass grandma, gangbangin' vs being gangsta and Paul's appearance on the Hot Breath Podcast. They also talk standup comedy, psychics (fuck that Long Island Medium b*tch) and Mercury being in retrograde. Oh! They also take a little tinkle on religion. Enjoy! Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon ...

Episode 59 - To Catch A Predator... handcuffs won't be necessary

December 05, 2020 02:00 - 1 hour - 47.3 MB

LATE FRIDAY DROP! Sorry we're late but better late than never, right? On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk jingles, Paul's brush with the Covid-19 and Marvel movies (this conversation lasted longer than intended... our bad). They also talk about yet another predator molesting kids (not your average sicko) and adopting polar bears. Time well spent. Enjoy! Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google ...

Episode 58 - What Are You Thankful For?

November 27, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 43.1 MB

Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play email ---> [email protected] instagram ---> @paulconyers Please rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

Episode 57 - Jeezy #VERZUZ Gucci Mane... and Paul wins the World Series of Comedy

November 20, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 46.7 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys record from separate studios but have a lot to catch up on. Mainly, Paul winning the World Series of Comedy in fabulous Las Vegas! Congratulations to our guy! They also talk about the Jeezy #VERZUZ Gucci Mane, tattoos, Carrot Top and Michael B. Jordan. Oh and DMX slid into Paul's DMs. No, it really happened! Enjoy! Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play emai...

Episode 56 - The winner by unanimous decision... and NEW President of the United States, Joe "No Malarky" Biden!

November 06, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 51.5 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys open with some conversation about Eminem and then immediately cut the bullsh!t and talk election 2020! At the time of recording, Joey Bi-den had a 253 - 214 electoral college lead over Donny Chump. Has anything changed yet? We hope so. Enjoy! Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play email ---> [email protected] instagram ---> @paulconyers Please rate...

Episode 55 - The Best Advice You'll Ever Get is on This Episode

October 30, 2020 11:00 - 38 minutes - 26.2 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about an Instagram post from Shaq that asks the question, "Who would win in a game of 3-on-3—Team A: KD, Kobe and Steph (Curry) versus Team B: LeBron, MJ and Kyrie?" The answer is Team B for so many reasons. They also talk firsts—CD, kiss, jerking off to WWF's Divas Magazine. They close the podcast out with everyone's favorite topic, politics. It's a nice blend. Enjoy! Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DO...

Episode 54 - A Bump in the Night

October 23, 2020 11:00 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton and Pauly tackle drinking, butthole licking and the debate (how did it turn out? Did Trump quit?). They also talk about Halloween and some other shit. Enjoy! Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play email ---> [email protected] instagram ---> @paulconyers Please rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just...

Episode 53 - Big D*ck Energy?

October 18, 2020 21:00 - 1 hour - 42.5 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys open with relationship shit and speaking of which, one-half of the Relationsh!t Podcast and Troy's older brother, Marko Cotton-Critelli, joins the pod for a bit. The guys also talk about taking shots, weird coworkers and their bullshit, and a solution for the homeless. Enjoy! Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play email ---> [email protected] instag...

Episode 52 - You Ain't Gon' Believe this Sh*t

October 09, 2020 11:00 - 58 minutes - 40 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about what's hot in these streets, namely, Donald and his case of the covid, which, by the way, is the personification of comeuppance. They also talk about "sobriety", kidnapping your own kid and a message from a local Tennessee comedian* with a message to mask wearers/Biden supporters. Mike Pence had a fly on his head, LeBron is about to get another ring and Paul has some cool sh!t brewing! Enjoy! *Not really a comedian Also, watch ...

Episode 51 - Drop the Mic... over and over again

September 18, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 47.5 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about blackmail and Black males (later in the podcast*), The Avengers porn idea, and Ron Jeremy in prison. Paul also talks about the time he intimidated some "little shit kids", they talk about LeBron James and human rights. It's a podcast packed full of the content you want and need. Enjoy! Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play email ---> cottonpaulyb...

Episode 50 - Love Chat with Paul & Erica (featuring Erica Conyers)

September 14, 2020 11:00 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton and Pauly are joined by Erica (newly married to Paul). Mr. and Mrs. Conyers talk about their wedding and thank Covid-19 for missing the event. There's not much more to this episode but recounting the events of the wedding. So, yes, a few of you who attended this wedding and listen to this podcast will be mentioned by name... or letter. Enjoy! Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music...

Episode 49 - WAP (Wild Ass Podcast)

August 21, 2020 11:00 - 58 minutes - 40 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly blend, the guys talk about living in history, lying to kids and community college football. They also talk about everybody's least favorite buffoon, edging (just found out what that is) and Paul's Karl Kani jacket. Where do you rate Tropic Thunder? Great movie, right? Anyway, enjoy this shit! Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play email ---> [email protected] insta...

Episode 48 - Maybe if I heard the chorus?

August 14, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend Cotton is once again disappointed by Pauly's ignorance, Paul is getting married in about 2 weeks and dirty fingernails. They also talk about passive aggressive women, what systemic racism is and the construction of jokes. Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play email ---> [email protected] instagram ---> @paulconyers Please rate, review, subscribe AND tell yo...

Episode 47 - ... and it was a STEEL ramp! (I raaaaaaaaaaan)

July 31, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 43.1 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton lets it be known that he is pro plastic surgery, the NBA is back and Paul has some very, very odd dreams. They also talk about Herman Cain (RIP... but I mean, you did kinda do it to yourself), Paul continues to disappoint his future father-in-law and giving away stuffed animals. This is podcast is why you look forward to Fridays... even though they sometimes drop on Monday... and then there was that one Saturday. Ok, the day doesn't matter....

Episode 46 - Oh, fasho, T9 Loco

July 27, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 47.2 MB

Cotton-Pauly Blend on a Monday? Surprise pod drops? That's the kind of the thing you can expect from these guys. Surprises and quality. On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend the guys talk about wrong lyrics, stationary bikes and Paul's impending wedding—there's never a shortage on updates. They also talk about fan boxes, ringtones and the difference between Black and African-American. Sit back, try and relax and listen to some good sh!t. Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple ...

Episode 45 - The Clean One (featuring Baby Jade)

July 17, 2020 12:00 - 41 minutes - 28.8 MB

On this episode, the guys are joined by the most beautiful 4 year old in the whole world, Cotton's seed, Jade. In a Cotton-Pauly Blend first, the guys record an entire episode without foul language. It wasn't easy. They discuss favorite colors, cavities and favorite movies. Jade also reads, she talks coronavirus and putting shoes on the wrong feet. Needless to say, this is the cutest episode ever. Enjoy! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play email ---> cot...

Episode 44 - Make Hillary Do It

July 10, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys start off the episode by serenading you to an old favorite by 702 and N'Sync, the trials of being a white kid wearing FUBU (and also the awkwardness of a black kid wearing Abercrombie and Fitch) and Paul was bullied... and he bullied. They also give their top 5 Nicktoons, hot MILFS close by who want to have sex with you and the Ghislaine Maxwell countdown to a mysterious death starts... now. Enjoy! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! A...

Episode 43 - Live (At the Time) from the Same Location (Again)

July 03, 2020 14:00 - 40 minutes - 28.2 MB

Cotton and Pauly are back with yet another episode of that hot podcast fire! What makes this episode different? The same thing that made it the same before this whole coronavirus thing happened—they're finally recording from the same location together!  On this episode, the guys talk about donkeys... again (well, mainly Cotton), insensitive social media posts and how upset Cotton's daughter is with Uncle Paul. They also talk about the funny shit kids do, Bobby Jackson (we don't f*ck with Bo...

Episode 42 - The aliens will be here in September

June 29, 2020 21:00 - 1 hour - 42.6 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys discuss the rest of 2020, Paul gets canceled a few times and is Trump going to leave if he gets voted out? Also, there's some talk of masks, "Thank You" cards, and voice actors. Yes, it's Monday. Yes, this is the Cotton-Pauly Blend. Enjoy! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play email ---> [email protected] instagram ---> @paulconyers Please rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell...

Episode 41 - The Lost Episode

June 26, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 46.6 MB

Actually, this episode wasn't lost. Due to some technical difficulties, we couldn't get it you on time. But it's here! Enjoy! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play email ---> [email protected] instagram ---> @paulconyers Please rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

Episode 40 - R.I.P. George Floyd; The Racism Episode

May 30, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 56 MB

This is a deep episode about George Floyd, police brutality (f*ck the police) and racism. Enjoy. Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play email ---> [email protected] instagram ---> @paulconyers Please rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.

Episode 39 - Scottie Pippen, We Still Love You

May 22, 2020 21:00 - 51 minutes - 35.5 MB

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys react to the finale of The Michael Jordan/Chicago Bulls documentary, The Last Dance. The also talk not watching the news anymore, an unfortunate event Cotton had concerning butt wipes and The Glooove. Also, Cotton wants to know at what point was Michael Jordan's creepiness a problem. It's an honest question. Enjoy! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play email ---> [email protected] instagram ---> ...

Episode 38 - Let's Talk Milk

May 17, 2020 04:00 - 59 minutes - 40.8 MB

Wait?! Cotton and Pauly on a Saturday night?! What could be better? Probably a story about cocaine, the ESPN top 10 NBA players of all time list and yearbooks from middle school and high school. Cotton and Pauly also talk Mountain Dew, Ridin' Dirty and... dairy? The dairy thing was unintentional. Enjoy folks! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Music Spotify Google Play The Conscious Outlaws album OUT NOW Apple Music Paul on the Costen & Hammer Podcast on Facebook email ---> co...

Episode 37 - Above the Fray OUT NOW!

May 08, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 43.8 MB

Today is a very special day, ladies and gentlemen! Today, Paul Conyers' debut comedy album, Above the Fray, is out! Below are links to download and listen! On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about Paul's long-awaited and highly-anticipated comedy album, Above the Fray. Paul talks about his hopes, his influences and some other shit artists talk about when they drop stuff. Listen, enjoy and download Above the Fray NOW! Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW! Apple Musi...

Episode 36 - Happy Happy Birthday, to Paul!

April 24, 2020 16:00 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MB

Today, Paul Conyers celebrates the day of his birth! Happy Birthday, Paul. We all love you and hope you have a great one! On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about donkeys and their sexual exploits, the evolution of deer and controversial dad jokes. They also discuss Ronda Rousey, the NFL Draft and "fun" cereal. Enjoying quarantine? Well, this should make it a little better. Happy Birthday, Paul! Paul Conyers' debut album, Above the Fray, out soon!  email ---> cotton...

Episode 35 - The Easter/Jesus/Religion Episode

April 17, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 50.1 MB

So, this is what we've been building up to for a coupe of months... the Easter episode. On this episode, Cotton and Pauly talk about everyone's favorite topic to avoid talking about, religion. They touch on growing up with (or without) religion, bible stories, the geography of religion and the hypocrisy of faith. There was so much to cover! Stop reading and start listening! We'll be praying for you! email ---> [email protected] instagram ---> @paulconyers Please rate, review, subs...

Episode 34 - It feels like our skulls are on fire but we're fine.

April 10, 2020 11:00 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MB

Hello everyone trapped at home! Thank you for joining us. Have you gone crazy yet? Well, hopefully this podcast breaks up some of that monotony. On this episode of Cotton-Pauly Blend, Paul takes over Laughs Unlimited's IG! Go check out what he did. On today's episode, Paul offers up some fun Harry Potter trivia, two panda's mate after a decade of playing coy and they both share stories of embarrassment. They also talk Nicolas Cage, working from home fuck-ups and video-chat happy hours! Sound...

Episode 33 - Live from Two Different Places

April 03, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 45.2 MB

Paul Conyers debut standup album coming soon! Quarantined and social distancing have left Cotton and Pauly with no other choice but to entertain the masses. It's a tough job but they're happy to do it. You're welcome. On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys answer a couple "Morning Would" questions, give one another a Netflix challenge and they talk coronavirus stimulus checks. They also discuss how awful baseball is and domestic violence outbreaks. Enjoy! email ---> cottonpau...

Episode 32 - Social Distancing While Podcasting

April 01, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MB

Paul Conyers debut standup album coming soon! On this episode the guys are quarantined in the house and recording remotely. Please excuse the sound quality. They talk about everything from the coronavirus to one of Paul's dreams. They also discuss bum fights, toilet paper and postponed engagements. Enjoy and stay healthy. email ---> [email protected] instagram ---> @paulconyers Please rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell...

Episode 31 - Coronavirus + Mules + N-Word Use = C Squared

March 06, 2020 12:00 - 38 minutes - 26.8 MB

It's Friday! After a week off, the guys are back with the classic Cotton-Pauly Blend flavor that you all love and enjoy. On this episode, they talk about car trouble, mules and how they're made, and when is it ok for white people to use the n-word (the answer may shock you... never. The answer is never... ever). Coronavirus... be afraid. Be very afraid. Especially if you're old. Enjoy! email ---> [email protected] instagram ---> @paulconyers Please rate, review, subscribe AND tell...

Episode 30 - Game Winners and Conversations You Want to Avoid

February 21, 2020 12:00 - 55 minutes - 38.1 MB

Hello, people. How do you do? On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys get joined with the Botafogo Basketball legend, Jamaal Smith (by the way, Botafogo is a professional, Brazilian basketball team in Rio de Janeiro). Jamaal recently hit a HUGE game winner that was featured on Highly Questionable (ESPN) and he explains how the play went down. After Jamaal hangs up, Cotton and Pauly talk about the slam dunk champ Derrick Jones Jr., Reno and jokes that don't land. Enjoy! email ---...

Episode 29 - What do gay people do on Valentine's Day?

February 14, 2020 12:00 - 47 minutes - 33 MB

Happy Valentine's Day, people! We hope you're enjoying this "holiday" with that special someone and all that bullshit.  On this episode of Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about their problems with Valentine's Day, gifts Cotton has received and Cotton also gets therapized. Oh they also rank the holidays and Happy Black History Month! Enjoy! email ---> [email protected] instagram ---> @paulconyers Please rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn...

Episode 28 - Where were you when you got the news about Kobe?

February 07, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MB

First and foremost, since we were gone last week, we didn't get the opportunity to send our deepest and sincerest condolences to Kobe and Gianna Bryant's family as well as the families of the other lives that were lost. The sports world lost one of the greatest to ever do it and a young girl who was well on her way to being one of the greatest to ever do it. The Cotton-Pauly Blend loves and misses you, Kobe and Gianna, and basketball isn't the same without you here.  On this episode of The ...

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