Corpse Reviver

Hollywoo Cocktails

March 15, 2021 19:00 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MB

In this episode, John and Sarah talk about Hendrick's gin, theories of play, art, Modernist literature, and the book Hollywood Cocktails from 1933. They drink Loudspeakers and sip a tiny bit of Tanqueray and Hendricks. The Loudspeaker: 3/8 oz Gin 3/8 oz Brandy 1/8 oz Triple Sec 1/8 oz Lemon Juice Shake and strain, y'all. They play two truths and a lie. Will Sarah win or lose horribly? This is, seriously, like our best episode, so enjoy.

19 Redux: Novelty and Sloppy Joes

January 16, 2021 02:00 - 42 minutes - 29 MB

John and Sarah apologize profusely for the unmitigated nonsense that they previously uploaded as episode 19. They promise to be slightly less inebriated and slightly more coherent. Scout's honor. In this episode, they discuss the concept of novelty and its virtues as well as Malort and Sloppy Joe's Cocktail Manual circa 1932. They drink two different Boulevardiers with different amari (Campari and Luxardo bitter) and discuss their various merits and flaws. The game deals with that sl...

Fifty Fifty

October 29, 2020 17:00 - 47 minutes - 33 MB

John and Sarah drink a concoction known as a 50/50 - begun as a beverage served by bartenders to other folks in the industry and now coming down to us common people. Delicious. Sarah reveals the somewhat embarrassing route that landed her in Whiskeytown.

Chambord Manhattan

May 19, 2020 14:00 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MB

John and Sarah talk about Manhattans made with Chambord and also about those made using normal ingredients. This week's game involves a rascal known as Cocktail Boothby and his 1891 treatise on bar management and, you guessed it, cocktails. Chambord Manhattan (from the Chambord hangtag) 1.5 oz bourbon .5 oz Chambord dash Angostura Boom. Done.

Flying Paper Planes

April 24, 2020 19:00 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MB

We thought we'd record more during the quarantine and well, we haven't. Here's the first thing we've been able to get through. More soon, hopefully. John and Sarah ramble on about things they're doing in isolation and play a game involving bar names from 1920s Paris. They drink a delicious Paper Plane (though made with Campari because they just ran out of Aperol). Paper Plane 3/4 oz Amaro Nonino 3/4 oz Campari (subbed for Aperol) 3/4 oz Bookers Bourbon 3/4 oz lemon juice

Carpano v. Carpano

March 20, 2020 17:00 - 44 minutes - 30.6 MB

John and Sarah compare Carpano Antica Formula and Carpano Classico vermouths and discuss their relative merits. They also talk about their pretty new cocktail glasses, Conan the Barbarian, and alternative quarantine-related uses for vodka. They play a game with names taken from a mid-century German cocktail book. Also, Sarah really embraces the Negroni.

The Penultimate Word

February 15, 2020 23:00 - 47 minutes - 32.4 MB

John and Sarah drink Last Words. So good. They discuss Practical Bar Management as well as hangover cures and Sarah plays Two Truths and a Lie. The Last Word 3/4 oz Gin 3/4 oz Green Chartreuse 3/4 oz Maraschino Liqueur 3/4 oz Lime Juice Violet has decided to get in on the mixology game, so if you want to see a cute kid mixing cocktails, click here.

Amor di Amaro

February 02, 2020 18:00 - 50 minutes - 34.8 MB

John and Sarah drink bitter Italian things and discuss the merits of Futurist art (kind of). Campari, Aperol, Aperix, and Amaro Abano are on the menu this time; John plays Two Truths and a Lie. **This episode should have improved sound quality. We went back and upgraded the audio for all previous episodes as well, so if you had a hard time hearing them, it wasn't because your hearing aids were turned down too low. It was us. Try them again now.**

Noggin' Some Eggs

December 29, 2019 03:00 - 50 minutes - 34.5 MB

**Sound quality upgraded Jan 2020** John and Sarah drink (perhaps one too many) egg nogs and thank their baker's dozen of listeners effusively. A game is played and merriment is had. What more do y'all want? Waldorf-Astoria Egg Nog (published 2016) dry shake 1 egg with 1/2 oz simple syrup add ice, shake with 2 oz Evan Williams bourbon (white label) 1 oz heavy cream 2 drops vanilla extract garnish with grated nutmeg There are other Waldorf-Astoria recipes with port and milk other stuff, bu...

Pony: Infused Vodka

October 28, 2019 13:00 - 31 minutes - 21.7 MB

**Sound quality upgraded Jan 2020** Yes, yes. Enough about how vodka sucks, Sarah. Time to find a solution to the age old problem of having too much of something and not enough of another.

Mai Tais with The Judge

October 27, 2019 23:00 - 50 minutes - 34.6 MB

**Sound quality upgraded Jan 2020** John and Sarah drink Mai Tais and utilize their new at-home breathalyzer. I'm sure we don't have to tell y'all, but DO NOT USE A BREATHALYZER FOR NEFARIOUS PURPOSES. Seriously. Also, Sarah's birthday cocktail is discussed and they play Two Truths and a Lie. Mai Tai 2 spiced rum .25 dry curaçao .5 lime juice .25 orgeat It Tolls for Thee! 1.5 gin 1 Lillet Blanc .5 lemon juice .25 maraschino liqueur 2 dashes cardamom bitters

Malaria Prophylaxis

October 17, 2019 00:00 - 33 minutes - 23.1 MB

**Sound quality upgraded Jan 2020** John and Sarah drink vodka tonics to 1. compare tonics and 2. see if vodka is redeemable. They discover that tonics can be interesting, but vodka cannot. Oh, well. John also makes a drink during the Game Segment. Here it is: Dressmaker's Dummy 1.5 oz Bols Genever .25 oz Grand Gala orange liqueur .75 oz Sicilian lemon 2 dashes lavender bitters 1 Toschi cherry

I LOVE LEMON

September 22, 2019 20:00 - 49 minutes - 34.1 MB

**Sound quality upgraded Jan 2020** I mean, I really, really do. But what kind of lemon will win our taste test? In this episode, John and Sarah drink Fitzgerald cocktails in an attempt to ascertain which lemon rules them all. John comes up with false cocktail names in order to stump Sarah during the Two Truths and a Lie game segment. Fitzgerald Cocktail 2 oz gin 3/4 oz lemon 1/2 oz simple 2 dashes Angostura

Bee's Knees

August 27, 2019 01:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MB

**Sound quality upgraded Jan 2020** John and Sarah talk about underage drinking, homemade bitters, and hyperreal flavors. Sarah makes John invent a cocktail on the fly, which is subsequently drunk by the aforementioned participants. Bee's Knees 2 oz gin 3/4 oz lemon 1/2 honey syrup 3 dashes lavender bitters cherry garnish Weeping Saint 1.5 oz Cognac 1/2 oz Yellow Chartreuse 1/2 oz Bacchant Orange liqueur 1/4 oz absinthe 3 fancy-pants cherries Amarillo Tumbleweed 1.5 oz rye 1/2 oz Amaro Ab...

Sour Times

August 13, 2019 01:00 - 31 minutes - 22 MB

**Sound quality upgraded Jan 2020** Not just the title of the best Portishead song of the 90s - also a description of the drinks John and Sarah are exploring tonight: whiskey sours! We'll have a normal sour and a New York Sour and talk about what it could possibly be like. Bourbon. Lemon juice. Sometimes egg white. Also, we play a game. We're going to start posting our recipes here like we're legit or something: Whiskey Sour: 2 oz bourbon .75 oz lemon .5 oz Demerara syrup 1 egg white D...

Exquisite Corpse Reviver

July 20, 2019 01:00 - 40 minutes - 27.8 MB

**Sound quality upgraded Jan 2020** John and Sarah introduce a new segment: games! Exquisite Corpse Reviver is fun for the whole family. Or at least your drunk friends. Also, we're working on the levels thing. We got a second mic and this schmack is confusing. We also drink some cocktails with equal proportions.

Drinking at Disney, an introductory guide

June 19, 2019 18:00 - 43 minutes - 30.2 MB

**Sound quality upgraded Jan 2020** John and Sarah recapitulate their adventures drinking at various bars across Walt Disney World. They also try to talk a little less, with mixed results. Dole Whip. Midsummer Hendricks. Sarah is a cherry snob. A call for sponsors is set forth (just kidding.)

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