Last night I ate, like, a third-ish of an edible and ended up completely losing my shit. I'd like to think this is no rookie mistake here, just a bit of a fluke, but boy did I go down HARD. Panic city. Shout out to my heart for continuing to do what it do, despite the hell I put it through yesterday.

On this bonus ep I also shout out some upcoming guests aka people who pretty much said they'd do it. Laughlin will probably be too tired, Victoria will probably be too busy, and Stu will probably forget we talked about it but they are all potentially rad guests so I hope they all make it!

Fuck coronavirus.

Also, our last guest Matthew Park already received a letter of confirmation for the unemployment benefits he applied for on the 16th. Hopefully some of y'all have heard the same thing. And I guess "the stimulus package" was approved today? Gonna have to read about that one. Personally, all I can think about is someone stimulating my package. #nonutquarantine

North Carolina is officially on lockdown!

Our theme song is "Neg-Fi" by Modern Leather.