Today aka last night I talked to the mysterious A.U.T.U.M.N. from Moon Racer, a very private person who only comes out on full moons to feast on chicky nuggies. Obviously, with the quarantine, she has had to find other ways to feed herself. Apparently, the answer is: sweet potatoes.

But for real, one time we went to Trader Joe's so she could grocery shop and I think she bought turkey slices, a frozen thing, and four kinds of cheese.

I cuss too much so there is no way she is going to share this with anyone.

Shout out to Brotha Lynch Hung.

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