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84 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 10 ratingsHosts Shelby and Nick each choose a movie or TV show based on inane criteria, like “spiciness” or “grandpa vibes,” then have their champions square off under the watchful eye of a special guest judge. It’s a battle to the death! But, like, a really nice one.
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59. Fifty Shades Trilogy vs. Once Upon A Time (with Chase McNeill)
April 26, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 115 MBFellow comedian and podcaster Chase McNeill (Fck This Place) judges the battles of Filmed in Vancouver, Mirror Mirror on the Wall, and Wish I Could Be There!
58. 8 Mile vs. How I Met Your Mother (with Devon Drew)
April 12, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 5 MBRenaissance Woman and tentacle porn enthusiast herself, the freaking hilarious Devon Drew, tosses up some fiery, rap-battle worthy judgements on the battles “Date Switch,” “Best Soundtrack,” and “Diminishing Shelf Life.”
57. A Goofy Movie vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (with Amber Nelson)
March 29, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 73.9 MBThe unattainably funny Amber Nelson judges us on Odd Couple, Deadliest Swordfight, and the Best Representation of Cheese in Film. Let’s get cartoon porn ready!!!
56. Batman & Robin vs. ADMMSCS* (with Brodie Reed)
March 15, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 109 MB*Arrested Development/Mad Men/Schitt’s Creek/Succession. Brodie Reed inputs all the data and synthesizes judgements for the battles of Fashion, Don’t Eat the Rich, and Biggest Anti-Mask Character.
55. Chef vs. Game of Thrones (with Dicey)
March 01, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 80.7 MBThe supremely kind and hilarious Dicey deigns us with her spectacular sunshine energy to give us her TOUGH BUT FAIR judgments, ONCE FOR AND FOR ALL. She will destroy Shelby and Nick’s...
54. Jaws vs. Roseanne (with Niles Abston)
February 15, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 98.4 MBComedian Niles Abston and his entourage (Jaden Smith and a big shark?) keeps on a solid poker face while he judges the battles of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pussy Posse, Avoirdupois, and Sexiest Holiday...
53. Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey vs. Frasier (with Amy Silverberg)
February 01, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 81.1 MBComedian, writer, confessed lover of dogs (and she means it in a sexual way) Amy Silverberg is here to give her two barks in this week’s battles of Emotions, Dog Hero, and...
52. Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner vs. Fargo (with Monique Moreau)
January 04, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 100 MBBig Bad Monique Moreau whistles judgement of the battles of Native Americans, Quarantine-Friendly, and A Pebble in My Shoe.
51. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button vs. Young Sheldon (with Alex Lawson)
December 21, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 99.2 MBFinance wizard Alex Lawson casts his spell over the battles of Better with More Green Screen, Younger Versions Who Look Like the Adults They’re Playing, and Craziest Break-up.
50. Drunken Master vs. GLOW (with Kaitlyn Jeffers)
December 07, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 105 MBWriter and laugh riot Kaitlyn Jeffers brings a walnut-crushing grip of judgement to the battles of Acrobatics, Bad Breath, and Beige.
49. Call Me By Your Name vs. The Mandalorian (with Budd Anthony Diaz)
November 23, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 81.9 MBComedian, actor, and connoisseur of cinema Budd Anthony Diaz judges the battles of Heart Throb, Good Listener, and A Boy That Does the Most Crazy Thing.
48. Billy Madison vs. Beat Bobby Flay (with Steph Tolev)
November 09, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 68.5 MBSteph Tolev, stand up comedian and lover of edible gifts, judges the battles of Banana Peels, Smell My Finger!?!, and Wouldn’t Have Happened If the Dude Had Just Gone to Therapy.
47. Mars Attacks! vs. Vanderpump Rules (with Theo Manhattan)
October 26, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 131 MBTheo Manhattan puts the “cute” in acutely judging the battles of Restaurant, Lollygagging, and Embarrassing.
47. Mars Attacks! vs. Vanderpump Rules (with Savannah Manhattan)
October 26, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 131 MBSavannah Manhattan puts the “cute” in acutely judging the battles of Restaurant, Lollygagging, and Embarrassing.
46. Ravenous vs. The Civil War (with Aaron Monte)
October 12, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBBaron of beats and tsar of tunes Aaron Monte judges the battles of Civil War, Birds, and Really Makes You Want to Take a Shower.
45. Battlefield Earth vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (with Kirzia Steele)
September 28, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 77.8 MBIronclad battle maiden Kirzia Steele slashes through injustice to decide the battles of Biggest Budget WTF, Stakes, and What IS That?.
44. Racing Stripes vs. The Lone Ranger (with Ian Vanleer)
September 14, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 116 MBIan Vanleer, a fabulous individual, brings fear to the lawless and judgment to the battles of Most Horses, Dancing, and Most Black and White.
44. Mad Max: Fury Road vs. You’re the Worst (with Newman Wolf)
August 31, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 77 MBNewman Wolf, a special person who always makes an impression, judges the battles of Childlike Wonder, Honorable Discharge, and Would Hate-Follow on Instagram.
42. A Talking Cat!?! vs. Fox News (with Vinnie Lacey)
June 01, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 73.2 MBProfessional word-yeller Vinnie Lacey ventures into the neighboring town to judge the battles of Nature’s Cruelest Mistake, Blackout at the Cinemas, and Zeitgeist.
42. A Talking Cat!?! vs. Fox News
June 01, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 73.2 MBProfessional word-yeller Vinnie Lacey ventures into the neighboring town to judge the battles of Nature’s Cruelest Mistake, Blackout at the Cinemas, and Zeitgeist.
41. Face/Off vs. The Great British Bake Off (with Kate Kennedy)
May 25, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 111 MBKate Kennedy, champion for the environment benefits of boxed wine, returns to judge the battles of Ultimate Move When You’re Super Stressed, The Goodest Girl or Boi, and How Am I Not...
41. Face/Off vs. The Great British Bake Off
May 25, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 111 MBKate Kennedy, champion for the environment benefits of boxed wine, returns to judge the battles of Ultimate Move When You’re Super Stressed, The Goodest Girl or Boi, and How Am I Not Myself?
40. Dolemite Is My Name vs. Mindhunter (with Tom Feeney)
May 18, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBComedian Tom Feeney takes us to the big leagues by judging the battles of Loquacious, Best Furniture, and Netflix & Chill.
40. Dolemite Is My Name vs. Mindhunter
May 18, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBComedian Tom Feeney takes us to the big leagues by judging the battles of Loquacious, Best Furniture, and Netflix & Chill.
39. Return of the Jedi (1997 Special Edition) vs. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (with Charlie DeMott Wildey)
May 11, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBBearded multi-hyphenate Charlie DeMott Wildey swings his axe of judgment at the battles of Weirdo That lives in a Castle, The Sound of the Music, and Exists for the Merchandising.
39. Return of the Jedi (1997 Special Edition) vs. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
May 11, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBBearded multi-hyphenate Charlie DeMott Wildey swings his axe of judgment at the battles of Weirdo That lives in a Castle, The Sound of the Music, and Exists for the Merchandising.
38. About Time vs. Riverdale (Again) (with Krista Patterson)
May 04, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 118 MBDog-owning Witch-Princess Krista Patterson returns to judge the battles of Father Figure, Unexpected Emotional Reaction, and Best Non-Period Costumes.
38. About Time vs. Riverdale (Again)
May 04, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 118 MBDog-owning Witch-Princess Krista Patterson returns to judge the battles of Father Figure, Unexpected Emotional Reaction, and Best Non-Period Costumes.
37. Joker vs. Baywatch (with Carter Adams)
April 20, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 127 MBPop culture czar Carter Adams sips his White Russian while judging the battles of Excessive Fan Service, Worst Thing to Watch on a First date, and Balloon Animals.
37. Joker vs. Baywatch
April 20, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 127 MBPop culture czar Carter Adams sips his White Russian while judging the battles of Excessive Fan Service, Worst Thing to Watch on a First date, and Balloon Animals.
36. Seven Psychopaths vs. The Sopranos (with Josh Edelman)
April 13, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 116 MBJosh Edelman, robed in silks and dreams, judges the battles of Loyalty, Dream Sequence, and Villains.
36. Seven Psychopaths vs. The Sopranos
April 13, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 116 MBJosh Edelman, robed in silks and dreams, judges the battles of Loyalty, Dream Sequence, and Villains.
35. The Lion King (2019) vs. New Girl (with Milan Patel)
April 06, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 96.1 MBThe super, chill, and superchill Milan Patel blasts a ray of frosty judgment at the battles of She Drove Me Here, Gluten-Free, and Musician Cameo.
35. The Lion King (2019) vs. New Girl
April 06, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 96.1 MBThe super, chill, and superchill Milan Patel blasts a ray of frosty judgment at the battles of She Drove Me Here, Gluten-Free, and Musician Cameo.
34. Rocky vs. The Masked Singer (with Cat Crow)
March 30, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 102 MBFrom high up in her tower, Cat Crow rains the light of judgment down upon the battles of Body Movin’, If Looks Could Kill, and Best Kiss.
34. Rocky vs. The Masked Singer
March 30, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 102 MBFrom high up in her tower, Cat Crow rains the light of judgment down upon the battles of Body Movin’, If Looks Could Kill, and Best Kiss.
33. The Angry Birds Movie 2 vs. The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance (with Katrina Davis)
March 23, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 89.8 MBGuardian of the Valley, Katrina Davis, defends her lands by judging the battles of Birds Are Gross, Ropes, and Explain Like a Dish on Top Chef.
33. The Angry Birds Movie 2 vs. The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance
March 23, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 89.8 MBGuardian of the Valley, Katrina Davis, defends her lands by judging the battles of Birds Are Gross, Ropes, and Explain Like a Dish on Top Chef.
32. R.I.P.D. vs. Supernatural (with Eli Lutsky)
March 16, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 87.9 MBGolden man Eli Lutsky raises us up by judging the battles of Conflict, Tactical, and Super Natural.
32. R.I.P.D. vs. Supernatural
March 16, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 87.9 MBGolden man Eli Lutsky raises us up by judging the battles of Conflict, Tactical, and Super Natural.
31. Fast Five vs. Unreal
March 09, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 95.9 MBKiller (the comedy kind!) with a heart of gold (the literal kind!) Sarah Bugden accepts a contract to judge the battles of Fuck Yeah This Is Sick, Hot People, and Better Popcorn Experience.
31. Fast Five vs. Unreal (with Sarah Bugden)
March 09, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 95.9 MBKiller (the comedy kind!) with a heart of gold (the literal kind!) Sarah Bugden accepts a contract to judge the battles of Fuck Yeah This Is Sick, Hot People, and Better Popcorn...
30. Good Will Hunting vs. MasterChef Junior (with Joe Raines)
March 02, 2020 11:00 - 59 minutes - 81.6 MBComedy sex god Joe Raines emerges from his sacred parking lot to judge the battles of What Makes You Feel Like A Savant, Heartfelt Monologue, and Perfect for When You Need to...
30. Good Will Hunting vs. MasterChef Junior
March 02, 2020 11:00 - 59 minutes - 81.6 MBComedy sex god Joe Raines emerges from his sacred parking lot to judge the battles of What Makes You Feel Like A Savant, Heartfelt Monologue, and Perfect for When You Need to Cry.
29. Serial Mom vs. Stranger Things (with Will Sauceda & Alli Klein)
February 17, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 98 MBAdventurers Will Sauceda and Alli Klein travel the land in order to judge the three great battles of Somebody Gets Powers, Helicopter Parenting, and Fun with Murder. Hear more from Alli at...
29. Serial Mom vs. Stranger Things
February 17, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 98 MBAdventurers Will Sauceda and Alli Klein travel the land in order to judge the three great battles of Somebody Gets Powers, Helicopter Parenting, and Fun with Murder. Hear more from Alli at chirpradio.org
28. C.H.U.D. vs. Star Wars: The Clone Wars
February 10, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 92.1 MBJustin James is so NOT nerdy that he gets laid at least six times while judging the battles of Cult Classic?, Lupita Nyong’o, and Limited By Its Rating/Unnecessarily High Rating.
28. C.H.U.D. vs. Star Wars: The Clone Wars (with Justin James)
February 10, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 92.1 MBJustin James is so NOT nerdy that he gets laid at least six times while judging the battles of Cult Classic?, Lupita Nyong’o, and Limited By Its Rating/Unnecessarily High Rating.
27. Castaway vs. NCIS: Los Angeles (with Sophia Zolan)
February 03, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 106 MBThe great Sophia Zolan takes time off from her dignified position of Best Person Ever to judge the battles of Everywhere in LA Takes 20 Minutes, Dentistry, and I’d Like to Watch...
27. Castaway vs. NCIS: Los Angeles
February 03, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 106 MBThe great Sophia Zolan takes time off from her dignified position of Best Person Ever to judge the battles of Everywhere in LA Takes 20 Minutes, Dentistry, and I’d Like to Watch with Grandma.