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Conjoined

79 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 6 ratings

A podcast of transformative works, conversations, and communities by Hope and Tei. Find us on twitter @conjoinedpod, tumblr @conjoinedpodcast or ask a question on curiouscat @conjoinedpod!

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69: You're in a dry straight time, then you're in a wet gay time

July 09, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 54.8 MB

Tei and Bees discuss The Handmaiden, Grace Lavery's Please,  Miss, Elif Batuman's everything, and That Lube Tweet. Strap in, it's going to be slippery. 

And then everybody clapped!

March 08, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

DUN DUN. Tei, Hope, and Bees tackle the first episode of the new Law and Order. Should you confess to murder in a police station? How quickly should a prosecutor dispose of their morals when they're losing a case? Will Tei's dad ever stop roasting Bees from across an international border? Stay tuned! NOTES: - Hope's new doll project

68: And then everybody clapped!

March 08, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

DUN DUN. Tei, Hope, and Bees tackle the first episode of the new Law and Order. Should you confess to murder in a police station? How quickly should a prosecutor dispose of their morals when they're losing a case? Will Tei's dad ever stop roasting Bees from across an international border? Stay tuned! NOTES: - Hope's new doll project

67: Shark Christmas is three months away!

February 19, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 48.5 MB

In this episode, Tei grills Hope and Bees about ART. What it is, how to make it, what happens when other people see it, and when Shark Mary is going to bring the saviour into the world. 

66: The many uses of a Chip*tle burrito: A Conversation with Caitlin Starling

February 05, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 61.5 MB

This week, we talk to Caitlin Starling, author of The Luminous Dead and The Death of Jane Lawrence. We touched on the behind-the-scenes of traditional publishing, differences in writing fanfiction and original fiction, disembowelment as a regular motif in her work, and some pro-tips on keeping your beard fresh and fancy when you've been imprisoned due to the wily machinations of your erstwhile psychiatrist. Please be advised that if you find the sound of a dog panting uncomfortable, bees's...

The many uses of a Chip*tle burrito: A Conversation with Caitlin Starling

February 05, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 61.5 MB

This week, we talk to Caitlin Starling, author of The Luminous Dead and The Death of Jane Lawrence. We touched on the behind-the-scenes of traditional publishing, differences in writing fanfiction and original fiction, disembowelment as a regular motif in her work, and some pro-tips on keeping your beard fresh and fancy when you've been imprisoned due to the wily machinations of your erstwhile psychiatrist. Please be advised that if you find the sound of a dog panting uncomfortable, bees's...

65: Clown Music Intensifies (End of Year 2k21)

December 18, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 27 MB

Digress like a 19th-century novelist: a year-long fest https://petra.dreamwidth.org/959785.html MCU, homophobia, HIV/AIDS crisis: and you behave like this - thebeespatella Loveless New Year’s Celebration, feat. fireworks: Auld lang syne - lovetincture Abigail/Hannibal: What monsters are - tei Social media au: Everything Happens Somewhere Else - lovetincture  Castrato Wiil; or, JSTOR infancy: long live the knife - tei The Fairfax County Deer Management Program - thebeespatella  Ok fine...

Hugh Dancy! Rabbits! Writing! Thanksgiving Mailbag 2021

November 28, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 54.4 MB

In which bees loses it a little about Hugh Dancy starring on Law and Order, something they made happen with the power of their own mind, tei updates us on the state of the rabbit union, and Hope contemplates the inherent romance of taking a selfie. LINKS: Hugh Dancy joins Law and Order Till it bore an apple bright by Crazyamoeba Hannibal fic by halotolerant

64: Hugh Dancy! Rabbits! Writing! Thanksgiving Mailbag 2021

November 28, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 54.4 MB

In which bees loses it a little about Hugh Dancy starring on Law and Order, something they made happen with the power of their own mind, tei updates us on the state of the rabbit union, and Hope contemplates the inherent romance of taking a selfie. LINKS: Hugh Dancy joins Law and Order Till it bore an apple bright by Crazyamoeba Hannibal fic by halotolerant

63: Sorry to that man!

November 13, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 50.9 MB

Tei and Bees discuss the movie "Manhunter" (1986) and the depth that sex pests can bring to serial murder. 

Sorry to that man!

November 13, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 50.9 MB

Tei and Bees discuss the movie "Manhunter" (1986) and the depth that sex pests can bring to serial murder. 

62: You read a long piece in the New York Times, like a weeb

October 30, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 34.8 MB

Introducing the new pod format, which is also the old pod format, in which Bees joins Tei and Hope to discuss butts, eyeballs, Naruto, Alexander the Great, and the transcendence of Law and Order. 

61: Words for $$$

May 22, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 54.2 MB

Today Tei, Hope and Bees talk about all sorts of professional writing, from copywriting/editing to journalism to nonfiction to original fiction, and why we/you should/should not do it. The Editorial Freelancers Association

60: (he touches his chest reverentially)

April 17, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 48.5 MB

Today we talk about Riders of Justice, Person of Interest, terrifying books about CIA shit, and answer your questions!

59: Person of Interest, season 1 with thebeespatella

March 20, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 65.1 MB

Topics: Person of Interest, season 1 Writing fanfiction vs. original fiction Bird by Bird by Anne Lamott Person of Interest fic recs: illuminatedcities Penetration Testing by Toft A Field Guide to Common Birds in New York City by Toft the_ragnarok astolat Enigma by mareen My words can come out as a pistol by illuminatedcities

58: A conversation with bonearenaofmyskull

February 20, 2021 14:00 - 48 minutes - 18.8 MB

Today's interview is with meta and fic writer bonearenaofmyskull/feverdreambloodopera!

57: The Magic Artvibes? The Market Endives? The Matching Smartguys?

February 06, 2021 15:00 - 50 minutes - 34.7 MB

The Magnus Archives (spoilers through season 5) mechanisms primer by Aria Jonathan Sims interview by Aysha Farah The Goosebumps series by R.L. Stine Bunnicula by Deborah Howe The Monster of Elendhaven by Jennifer Giesbrecht David Tennant's podcast Rusty Quill's derivative audioworks policy Book rec list for TMA fans by thebackofthebookshelf The Idiot by Elif Batuman Answered anon ask about tagging practices by road_rhythm

56: On book reading

January 23, 2021 05:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MB

Mentioned: Pellinor series by Allison Croggon The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern A Mind Spread Out On The Ground by Alicia Elliott Nights by youremyqueen

55: An Interview with Petronia

January 09, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 43.8 MB

An interview with petronia about early fandom

54: The water we all swim in

December 26, 2020 14:00 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MB

Linky: muccamukk on Sarah Z on m/m fanfic

53: Can the Devil be redeemed with love? A conversation with coloredink

December 12, 2020 14:00 - 48 minutes - 33.6 MB

Fics discussed: and built a little house that we could live in Written by the Victors by Speranza he has raised me from the pit and set me high The Cinnamon Peeler

52: Goodbye to SPN: The Interviews Episode

November 28, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 43.1 MB

Today we talked to: Themegalosaurus, Interstitial, Sarah, Anna, and Quickreaver about the past, present, and future of Supernatural fandom.  

51: The Supernatural Episode

November 14, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 41.6 MB

Featuring special guest, thebeespatella Topics: Supernatural season 15b That Episode (aka 15x18, "Despair") Destiel, is it canon? What is canon? Books We're Reading: Leave the World Behind by Rumaan Alam How to Do Nothing: Resisting the Attention Economy by Jenny Odell The Gentrification of the Mind: Witness to a Lost Imagination by Sarah Schulman Culture Warlords by Talia Lavin

50: Recs that will leave you dead inside: A conversation with road_rhythm, part 2

October 31, 2020 13:00 - 38 minutes - 26.3 MB

Strangers on a Train, Patricia Highsmith Blindsight, Peter Watts Social links: Road_rhythm: AO3, twitter, tumblr Find the podcast: twitter, tumblr, curiouscat

49: What do we owe each other? A conversation with road_rhythm, part 1

October 24, 2020 13:00 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MB

Links mentioned: Here Be Dragons: the ‘Creator Chose Not to Warn’ Tag Is Useful, Necessary, and, Yes, Ethical Gnaw Social links: Road_rhythm: AO3, twitter, tumblr Find the podcast: twitter, tumblr, curiouscat

48: The Pornography Grew Feelings: a conversation with damnslippyplanet

October 17, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 50.9 MB

Topics: Dragonriders of Pern Baby, Won't You Sing With Me Somehow? Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail by MusingsOnBuckyBarnes, owlet Oddbodies by toffeecape Blackbird by emungere Citrus verse by Petronia Ananta, Pale Horse by canis_m

47: Talking Writing and Fic with Emungere

October 03, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 41.8 MB

Writing Craft Books Recs: Story Engineering by Larry Brooks Save the Cat! Writes a Novel by Jessica Brody Writing Dialogue by Tom Chiarella 5,000 Words Per Hour: Write Faster, Write Smarter and Lifelong Writing Habit: The Secret to Writing Every Day by Chris Fox Writing Into the Dark: How to Write a Novel without an Outline by Dean Wesley Smith Fics and Other Assorted Topics: The bread fics: Break This Bread by lovetincture and give us this day by tei emungere's headcanon of the sand...

46: an interview with chaparral_crown

September 19, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 50.9 MB

each according to its kind by chaparral_crown Analytic Continuation by tei Find chaparral_crown on AO3 or Tumblr Editor's note: A Silmarillion fic called "The Gilded Cage" is mentioned at 21:15 in the podcast. The title is actually "Another Man's Cage."

45: Let Thomas Harris knit afghans!

September 05, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 45.2 MB

Topics: Attack of the Queerwolf: DILFs next door with Bryan Fuller Guardian review of Midnight Sun Margaret Atwood, The Testaments Tamsyn Muir, Harrow the Ninth Jessica Brody, Save the Cat! Writes a Novel Tom Chiarella, Writing Dialogue Stephen King, On Writing

44: It's Beautiful.

August 22, 2020 14:00 - 57 minutes - 39.3 MB

Hannibal 3x13, "The Wrath of the Lamb" Ride or Die podcast lights will guide you home by Trojie salt skin by Trojie The Joy of Creation by FKAHerSweetness quiet when I'm coming home by Tei A Sad Story by spqr Houses of the Holy by spqr

43: Typhoid, swans and sexy fish: they all come from the same place

August 15, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 63.9 MB

A continuation of the conversation with thebeespatella! Topics: Letters from Capgras by thebeespatella Hidden Brain: Hot/Cold Empathy Gap Is Flesh A Problem Or An Opportunity In The Eyes Of God: An Excerpt by Daniel Lavery wellntruly's Hannibal recaps, namely Will's (lack of) decision-making to the bone by road_rhythm Cannibals by tei Shelter Us, Harbor me by lovetincture A Monstrous Proposal by confusedkayt Everything Hannibal wore on 'Hannibal'

42: We hold things in our own hands

August 08, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MB

wellntruly's recaps Roast my Fish, Daddy thebeespatella on twitter!

41: If he were a real person, he would be dead.

August 01, 2020 14:00 - 37 minutes - 26 MB

The future of the Conjoined podcast Hannibal 3x12, "The Number of the Beast is 666" Watch the Weather Change by paxlux he has raised me from the pit and set me high by coloredink a tower to broadcast all our dark desires by coloredink

40: If there's a God, he loves murdering us.

July 25, 2020 13:00 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MB

Topics: Hannibal S03E11, The Great Red Dragon And the Beast from the Sea The Consequences of Falling by Fayjay How to do a handstand pushup if you're not a delusional dragon creature road_rhythm he has raised me from the pit and set me high by coloredink

40: If there's a God, he loves murdering us.

July 25, 2020 13:00 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MB

Topics: Hannibal S03E11, The Great Red Dragon And the Beast from the Sea The Consequences of Falling by Fayjay How to do a handstand pushup if you're not a delusional dragon creature road_rhythm he has raised me from the pit and set me high by coloredink

39: It's not Hannibal's house!

July 18, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 53.7 MB

Topics: Supernatural Hannibal 3x10, “...And the Woman Clothed in Sun” CuriousCat asks The Nerdist cast reunion Q&A Here Kitty Kitty by tei The Tyger by William Blake Thread about adult media vs. children’s media

38: They're a robot who's going to kill me in a good way

July 11, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 49.2 MB

Topics: Hannibal S03E09, And the Woman Clothed with the Sun Interview with Bob Goff The Holy Blasphemy of Flesh, DeepSkyShifter The Bone Fiddle, vulgarweed and htebazytook The Skin We're In: A Year of Black Resistance and Power, Desmond Cole The Deep Woods, Hope Zane Carry On, Rainbow Rowell Red, White and Royal Blue, Casey McQuinston

37: Will Graham does WHAT to furries?

July 04, 2020 14:00 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MB

The Back Foot by spqr Sashimi by Pragnificent Carry On by Rainbow Rowell YA Books The Professor and Other Writings by Terry Castle The Cruel Prince by Holly Black The Hannibal Cast Reunion Q&A

36: I'm always inclined to think I'm the best

June 27, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 47.8 MB

Topics: The Nerdist Hannibal Reunion Hannibal S03S07, Digestivo WrathoftheStag, Between Iron and Silver dollylux, Invisible Boy bluebloodbruise, Herringbone The Dancing Dove

35: If I saw you every day forever, Will

June 20, 2020 14:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MB

Topics: Hannibal S03E06, “Dolce” The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles by Julie Andrews Edwards Midnight Confessional by lovetincture man's best friend by tei What we’re reading: I will do what you ask me to do by coloredink candle_beck gomguksu with poached eggs and fig reduction by theformerone

34: This is just sad cannibalism.

June 13, 2020 13:00 - 51 minutes - 35.4 MB

Topics of discussion: Hannibal S03E05, Contorno Hope's book: Cover reveal! Devereauxs_Disease, Filing the Report bluebloodbruise, Herringbone road_rhythm, Gnaw Interview with coloredink

34: This is just sad cannibalism.

June 13, 2020 13:00 - 51 minutes - 35.4 MB

Topics of discussion: Hannibal S03E05, Contorno Hope's book: Cover reveal! Devereauxs_Disease, Filing the Report bluebloodbruise, Herringbone road_rhythm, Gnaw Interview with coloredink

33: Chilton 'I told you so's and Will sails to Italy

June 06, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MB

Topics: Continuing the podcast after the episode recaps end! Hannibal S03E04, “Aperitivo” One Hundred Names for Love: A Memoir by Diane Ackerman Fifteen Dogs by André Alexis Enjoliver by tei  What we’re reading: In the Dream House by Carmen Maria Machado The Last Outpost of All That Is by gekizetsu beginnings by emmyeccentric

32: Chiyoh, social isolation pro

May 30, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 47.8 MB

Hannibal S03E03 Silkie Chiken soup from Janice Poon's Feeding Hannibal The snailfucking thread Cool motive, still murder! Bonearenaofmyskull: The Hot Darkness of Hannibal Lecter's mind Harper Fox, Brothers of the Wild North Sea The Magnus Archives foz meadows: Review, Docile lovetincture, Why 'Pull to Publish' bugs me

31: Will is extra unconscious.

May 23, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 52.5 MB

Topics: Hannibal S03E02, “Primavera” The Center for Tactical Magic Netflix picking up Hannibal S1-3 Thoughts on fannish participation without Twitter What we're reading: each according to its kind by chaparral_crown What We Pretend We Can't See by gyzym

30: That kind of party

May 16, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 41.7 MB

Topics: Hannibal S03E01, Antipasto Precious metals, crazyamoeba Starling Days,  Rowan Hisayo Buchanan

29: The best worst love story ever told

May 09, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 58 MB

Topics: Hannibal S02E13, "Mizumono" PrettyArbitrary's Twitter thread about The Protectorate Archive Good Influences On Good People by HigherMagic bonearenaofmyskull on meta Erotic Focus essay by thingswithwings Banned Together Bingo 2020 What we're reading: A Different Vintage by canis_m Squint into the Sunset | Glare into the Gloaming by Dyed_Red permission by YouAreMyDesign

28: I intend to eat them.

May 02, 2020 13:00 - 48 minutes - 33 MB

Topics: Hannibal S02E12, Tome-Wan A Q&A with Killing Eve's Psychiatry Consultant Excerpt from "Sherlock as Cyborg" On Fanfic and Emotional Continuity The Incredulity of Saint Thomas by more_night Songs you Know by Heart by Eleanor Kos Feathers by Devereauxs_Disease Wilder Girls by Rory Powers

28: I intend to eat them.

May 02, 2020 13:00 - 48 minutes - 33 MB

Topics: Hannibal S02E12, Tome-Wan A Q&A with Killing Eve's Psychiatry Consultant Excerpt from "Sherlock as Cyborg" On Fanfic and Emotional Continuity The Incredulity of Saint Thomas by more_night Songs you Know by Heart by Eleanor Kos Feathers by Devereauxs_Disease Wilder Girls by Rory Powers

27: Everyone is crying, and it's highly relatable!

April 25, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 45.9 MB

Topics: Hannibal S02E11, “Ko No Mono” Alma Mahler emerging from a cocoon Marzipan Spaghetti Ortolans Hannibal fandom What we're reading: Alive Humanoid Sensory Euclid by berlynn_wohl Post It by Devereauxs_Disease

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