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Confidently Insecure

282 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1.6K ratings

the podcast where we're absolutely sure we don't know everything

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🫶🏻Twinks & Yeast Infections🫶🏻

April 15, 2024 09:00 - 39 minutes - 35.9 MB

This week Zach has a 24 yr old conundrum on his hands and Kelsey is baking a loaf of bread between her legs 🥖 PLUS Kelsey reveals a super power she possesses that helps her friends find LOVE 😍 (and s*x 👹) VOTE FOR OUR FRIEND SEQUOIA'S PODCAST bit.ly/49g5mxT Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy ...

Kelsey calls Zach OUT

April 08, 2024 09:00 - 40 minutes - 37.4 MB

Don’t you love it when friends push you to do something SCARY?! Find out why Kelsey called Zach a p*ssy and how it ended in a celebrity getting harassed. PLUS our girl on the ground MEG gets some evergreen relationship advice about her gym crush 😻 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: ...

HOOKING UP WITH TV STARS

April 01, 2024 09:00 - 41 minutes - 38.2 MB

Welcome to CONFIDENTLY CHAOTIC (werking title), the podcast where we’re absolutely sure we don’t learn anything!! After weeks of Zach begging, Kelsey has finally allowed us to dip a toe into madness (a completely unscripted ep!!). So follow along as K&Z vent about old hookups, concert disasters, and actual murder 👹👹👹 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations A...

Spring Break is ILLEGAL

March 25, 2024 09:00 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MB

JK. But Miami is doing its damnedest to make sure no one has fun the entire month of March!! PLUS Kelsey tells us the horrifying origin of the Easter bunny (yep, meth is involved). Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

ZACH LOVES WOMEN!!!

March 18, 2024 09:00 - 38 minutes - 35 MB

This week (and by week we mean month (and by month we mean ALWAYS)) Kelsey and Zach celebrate WOMEN 😍💖 From aviators, to inventors, to biblical b*tchz there is SO MUCH to appreciate and even more to learn 🤓 PLUS Kelsey quizzes Zach on his knowledge of her and (spoiler alert); he doesn't do well!!! Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries...

STAGS, HENS, AND RATTING OUT FRIENDZ

March 11, 2024 09:00 - 52 minutes - 48 MB

This week Kelsey and Zach deliver a *brief* history of BACHELOR/ETTE PARTIES, all the DOs and DONTs you need to know in order to throw a suckcessful celebration, AND some of the craziest party moments from YOU, our unbelievably hot listeners 👹😍😈 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: ht...

IVF-U Alabama State Supreme Court

March 04, 2024 10:00 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MB

Go home, Alabama, you’re drunk. And scary. And ruining peoples chances at starting a family 👼🏼 Whether you’ve watched every bit of news on this embryo crisis or don’t even know what an embryo is, this episode will clue you in (and maybe freak you tf out??). Listen to Kelsey school Zach on why this recent decision by the Alabama Supreme Court could be one of the biggest missteps in American history (dramatic, but srsly!!) Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great de...

PLANE and SIMPLE

February 26, 2024 10:00 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MB

Whether you fly once a day or once a year, there's something in this one for YOU 😍 This week Kelsey and Zach give you every air travel hack they've encountered (plus some the internet probably made up!). By the end of this episode you'll know how to skip through TSA, stay comfy/connected, AND trick your favorite airline into giving you free stuff ✈️ 💦 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.co...

CONFRONTATION NATION RISE UP

February 19, 2024 10:00 - 46 minutes - 43 MB

Have you ever lost your cool at the water cooler? Is there a coworker or two that knows what your hard-cry looks like? Well this episode might be for you!! Cuz this week Kelsey and Zach talk about taking the emotion out of work and how to be professional as heck in alllllll situations Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://red...

Oh no it’s IMPOSTER SYNDROME

February 12, 2024 09:00 - 38 minutes - 34.9 MB

Is this podcast even good?! Sure it has thousands of loyal listeners and a healthy ad revenue, but somehow we’re still not fully convinced 🧐 is there room for improvement or has IMPOSTER SYNDROME reared its ugly head? This week Kelsey gives us the nitty gritty of the mental illness that keeps perfectly amazing folk from shining as bright as they can!! Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.co...

can you REALLY be friends with your EX??

February 05, 2024 10:00 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MB

NYC & PHILLY LIVE SHOW TIX TOMORROW & WEDNESDAY: www.confidentlyinsecure.com They WERE your best friend, and sure the sex was great, but is it ever wise to embark on a friendship with an ex?! This week Kelsey and Zach feast on one listener’s DNF quest for advice and do a deep dive on the ups and (mainly) downs of trying to be friends with the formerly special someone 😵‍💫 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at...

vacation hookups DOS AND DONTS

January 29, 2024 10:00 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MB

PHILLY & NYC TIX: confidentlyinsecure.com Who else is H*RNY for HOtels?!? This week Kelsey and Zach break down the DOs and DONTs of 🌴 VACAY HOOKUPS 🌴 is it ok to ditch your friends to get a little taste of the locals? Does your type change DRAMATICALLY when isolated on the ski slopes and eager to HEAT THINGS UP 🔥 listen now and find out 😈 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confident...

the psychology of HOARDING

January 22, 2024 10:00 - 38 minutes - 35.2 MB

NYC & PHILLY LIVE SHOW TIX! www.confidentlyinsecure.com This week Kelsey tells Zach about the dangers of HORding; from the glamorization of it on TV to fire hazards to straight up health risks (we’re looking at you cat corpse in the kitchen) 🙀 this is your sign to get rid of those collectible McDonald’s cups and only keep sh*t that sparks joy (like this pod!!) Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://r...

the DANGERS of REALITY TV!!!

January 15, 2024 10:00 - 36 minutes - 33.1 MB

We allll love to see a housewife flip a table, or a bachelor break down and sob, but what happens when the cameras of reality TV stop rolling?! This week Zach takes Kelsey down a dark road of death, depression, and the actual REALITY behind reality TV 🫢 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Op...

your SAUCY family SECRETS

January 08, 2024 10:00 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MB

SHHHHHHH! this episode is one big juicy SECRET and Kelsey & Zach are spilling alllllll your family tea. From siblings with different daddies to grannies who are accomplice to MURDER, these stories will have you saying thank you GAWD for your regular, boring ass fam. Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands ...

PHONE SEX...oral history

January 01, 2024 23:12 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MB

PHILLY LIVE SHOW: https://citywinery.com/philadelphia/events/confidently-insecure-live-kvz57o NYC LIVE SHOW: https://citywinery.com/new-york-city/events/confidently-insecure-live-ne8h2e HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU HOT SLuTZ!!!! Think you’re in for another boring resolution-based episode? Well THINK AGAIN!! Cuz we are hitting 2024 HARD in the WHORniest way with the history of PHONE SEX 📞💦 so dial 1-900-HOT-TALK and listen to some steamy steamy auditory goodness 00:00 Introduction and New Year's ...

our 2023 chaos year review

December 25, 2023 10:00 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MB

In this episode, Zach and Kelsey celebrate the New Year and discuss their upcoming podcast tour. They also talk about sex toys and the possibility of creating their own. The hosts share stories about holiday parties, puzzles, and relationship updates. They review the highlights of 2023 and set goals for 2024. They also discuss the top songs, movies, Amazon products, and viral trends of 2023. The episode concludes with an announcement of their live tour and well wishes for the New Year. Chap...

the most WILD holiday traditions 2023

December 18, 2023 10:00 - 44 minutes - 40.4 MB

Let’s get FESTIVE BTCHZ!! This week Zach takes Kelsey on a holiday trip around the world and boy oh boy do some countries do this season WAY better than America (we’re lookin at you, Norway!!) Tell us your families weirder holiday traditions in the comments below... Chapters 00:00 Introduction and LaCroix Spill 00:58 Christmas Shopping Tradition 02:24 Gifts for Sister and Christmas Markets 03:23 Holiday Party and Athlete 04:22 Energetic Leapers and Sinus Infection 06:10 Cold P...

our 2023 dating/love review...

December 11, 2023 10:00 - 44 minutes - 40.9 MB

https://citywinery.com/new-york-city/events/confidently-insecure-live-ne8h2e WELL WELL WELL - WHAT A YEAR iTS BEEN! Zach and Kelsey take on tiktok's hottest trend reviewing their dating and love life for the year of 2023...there were HIGHS there were very rock bottom lows...and zach FINALLY got back into ANAL!!! Tell us about your 2023 dating trends below!! Takeaways Live shows in Philly and New York City are coming up An unsettling incident involving the use of tasers at LAX Discussion...

I went to BREAKUP BOOTCAMP

December 04, 2023 10:00 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MB

THE BREAK UP EPISODE!!! Kelsey finally tells us all about her break and it is a DEEP DIVE on emotional healing, rebranded trauma, and the pitfalls of fckng around with love ❤️ join Zach as he listens (with his jaw on the floor) to this epic story of love lost and growth gained Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.c...

are we considering...CELIBACY?!

November 27, 2023 19:03 - 43 minutes - 39.5 MB

Is CELIBACY ever SEXY?! Well we couldn’t tell ya bc your besties Kelsey & Zach are h-word 24/7… but the concept of abstinence has been around forever and this episode does a shallow dive on the pros and cons of leaving your genitals alone 👋🏻🍆 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https...

I bought a gun...

November 20, 2023 13:00 - 52 minutes - 47.7 MB

KELSEY GOT A GUN 🤯🤯🤯 this week your two favs navigate maybe one of the toughest topics in conpod history (and look really hot while doing it) 😏 Can you be anti gun and own a gun?? How did we get to present day gun ownership?? Will Kelsey accidentally shoot Zach for not putting the seat down?! Only time will tell Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advert...

is friends with benefits...BENEFICIAL

November 13, 2023 22:00 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MB

YES WE KNOW THE AUDIO IS BAD!!! But you can only do so much when you’re CONSTANTLY thinking about having seggs with your friends 🫢🫢🫢 that’s right this week Kelsey schools Zach on the ups and downs of FRIENDS WITH BENNIES (benefits) 🫶🏻😈🫶🏻 From sleepovers to sleepNOvers, this ep could help prepare you to bang n hang with your best bud Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insec...

the rules of a THREESOME

November 06, 2023 11:00 - 58 minutes - 53.1 MB

Boundaries, fears, and safe words… that’s right this week Kelsey and Zach are breaking down THREESOMES 😈 and while they can be a spontaneous tipsy decision on your last night in Vegas, the best group sex actually happens when executed with LOTS of intention 💦💦 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privac...

conspirituality!!!!

October 30, 2023 12:00 - 46 minutes - 42.1 MB

Did you know you could be TOO healthy?! A bit of a bummer to hear, but sometimes healthy thoughts can lead to dangerous decisions 😬 This week Kelsey tells Zach all about the health-minded to q-anon pipeline (and it’s a closer connection thank you may think 🤯). Take your vitamins and a couple of slut pills before you listen to this one! Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-in...

sexy spooky szn

October 23, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MB

F*ck Marry Kill Kill KILL 🔪🎃 on this SPOOKY SEASON episode Kelsey and Zach discuss their connection to WHORE-OR and which iconic villains they would let smash ( there’s more than you’d think!)🧛🏼‍♀️🧟‍♀️ Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The RETREAT & DRAMA

October 16, 2023 12:00 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MB

We are BACK and (getting) better than ever 😍😍 this week Kelsey and Zach talk Kelsey’s EPIC inaugural wellness retreat, Zach’s trip to D.C. and most importantly: the healing powers of getting absolutely railed by gorgeous, tall professional athletes 👹👹 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-O...

A Breakup Breath...

October 02, 2023 11:00 - 18 minutes - 16.9 MB

ILY confident bottoms <3 ..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

a never heard THROWBACK episode

September 25, 2023 16:36 - 43 minutes - 40.2 MB

An archival episode out of the depths of the interwebs! Kelsey and Zach have been having a WEEK (more next week!) and while they didn't have the bandwidth to record a fully new episode this week, this IS an unheard episode from Zach's podcast's pateron!YAY A LITTLE FRIENDSHIP INTERVIEW!!!! Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https:...

the SUGAR episode

September 18, 2023 09:00 - 44 minutes - 41.2 MB

This ep is so sweet it might give you a toothache 🍭 listen in as Kelsey & Zach discuss the pros and cons of SUGAR (mainly cons) while both admitting they have no intention of ever giving it up 🍬 hey life is too short!! (Mainly cuz of sugar) Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https:/...

IM HAVING A BABY (KINDA)

September 11, 2023 09:00 - 43 minutes - 39.4 MB

Is Kelsey PREGNANT?! What an EGGcellent question 🐣 Cuz this week Darragh & Towers are talking IVF, Egg harvesting, and making an embryHO as a millennial of a certain age 💦 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

craziest cruise stories

September 04, 2023 09:00 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MB

In honor of Zach’s gay af Mediterranean voyage this week we’re talking CRUISES 🚢 We’ll explore where they came from, where they’re headed, and some of the most WHORiffic things that have ever happened on these floating cities 💦💦 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.c...

DIETS should DIE!!!

August 28, 2023 09:00 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MB

When it comes to the DIET industry the only thing you’re gonna lose is time, hope, and MONEY 💰 this week Kelsey & Zach talk early life eating disorders, the history of diets and FADS that have the potential to kill 😵‍💫 (we promise it’s funnier than it sounds) Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy...

holy effing EMOTIONAL LABOR

August 21, 2023 09:00 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MB

Is it a labor of LOVE or just plain LABOR?! This week Kelsey schools Zach on the fascinating world of EMOTIONAL LABOR and you’ll be shocked to hear how integral it is to the success of the patriarchy 😵‍💫 so conserve some of your precious energy, get out a pen and paper, and get ready to learn about the job you didn’t even know you were working overtime Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle....

we're going back to COLLEGE

August 14, 2023 09:00 - 43 minutes - 39.4 MB

We don’t want to trigger anyone but SCHOOL is almost back in session, so this week K-Dawg and Z-Money are going BACK TO COLLEGE 👩🏼‍🎓🧑🏼‍🎓 When it did start? How much does it cost? And is it a SCAM LIKELY?! You’ll have to listen to find out 😈 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https:/...

the science of CRYING

August 07, 2023 09:00 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MB

If you love this pod we’re willing to bet you ALSO love a good cry 🥹🥹 so this week Kelsey and Zach are getting into the science behind this liquid release and why having a sob is actually SUPER good for you (no matter what your concerned coworkers might say 😏) LETS GET WET 💦💦 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.co...

fandom OBSESSION

July 31, 2023 09:00 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MB

Do you love us or do you LOVE us?! This week Kelsey and Zach discuss the psychology behind FANDOMS and how far some of these fanatics have gone to prove their commitment to their fav artists (we’re talkin schemes that involve renting HELICOPTERS n BILLBOARDS, people!!) 🤯😎🥲 Confident Bottoms rise up!!! Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inqui...

summer dating AGENDA

July 24, 2023 09:00 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MB

SSSSSSSSssSssSSsssss… what’s that sound?! Oh yes, it’s SUMMER, and the sidewalks aren’t the only things SIZZLING 🥵 This week Kelsey and Zach are guiding you through some of the HOTTEST ideas for date night (and general summer lovin’) 😍💕 we promise by the end of this ep you’re gonna be so ready to take your damp genitalia out on the town!! 💦💦💦 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confide...

how to FIGHT HEALTHY with your partner

July 17, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 56.1 MB

Oh so u wanna FIGHT?! Well choose your fckn words wisely, babe!! This week Kelsey n Zach are talking fighting styles and how to get to the other side of an argument with a loved one (cuz that’s where the love is btch!!) So take a deep breath, pause, and look for a sexy solution 😤🤐🥰 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcir...

Quietly QUITTING!!!

July 10, 2023 09:00 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MB

Shhhhhhhh 🤫 don’t let ur boss know ur listening to this episode cuz we QUIET QUITTING 🪓 Kelsey and Zach discuss setting boundaries, knowing what you’re worth, and of course how to live your DREAM LIFE (more to come as that last one develops 😏). Fck capitalism steal office supplies!!!!! Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://r...

AMERICA AIN'T THAT GIRL

July 03, 2023 09:00 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MB

HAPPY 4th OR IS IT???Hooray America! Literally the messiest b*tch we’ve ever met 🫠 this week Kelsey and Zach are celebrating this nation’s independence by pulling miss USA aside and calling her out on her flaws (it’s what REAL besties do). We love you gurl but u gotta shape tf up!!!!!! Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://re...

our COMING OUT stories PRIDE

June 26, 2023 09:00 - 49 minutes - 45.3 MB

Aska the titty for consent!!! 🤌 Kelsey and Zach are ending pride month STRONG with sexy housekeeping, coming out stories, and the magic of making out with non-facial haired humans 😍 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

be gay. DO CRIME!

June 19, 2023 09:00 - 56 minutes - 51.7 MB

What we need is a good defense cuz we’re feelin like CRIMINALLLLZ 🤪🤪 Kelsey and Zach continue their walk down pride lane with a special look at people who have really committed to the phrase BE GAY DO CRIME 👹 gangsters, serial killers, and MORE make us proud to say gay people can do ANYTHING straight people can do 🌈💦💦 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations ...

the LESBIAN episode (happy pride)

June 12, 2023 09:00 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MB

This episode of conpod is coming to you LIVE from the isle of LESBOS 🌈😍 yup that’s right this week Kelsey and Zach are celebrating LESBIANS (the backbone of the alphabet mafia). Where do they come from? What have they accomplished? How did one of them make a lasting impression on our half lez girlie Kels?? You must listen to find out 👂🏻💦💦 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently...

an @ss to mouth PRIDE

June 05, 2023 09:00 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MB

YALL READY TO GET QUEER AF?! Kelsey and Zach are hitting this 🌈 month HARD with an intro to the history of PRIDE and a GAYME that only a bisexual like Kelsey could dominate 🍆🍑 We’re keeping it gay as hell these next 4 eps so comment what YOU want us to cover!! Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privac...

a very gay memorial day

May 29, 2023 09:00 - 38 minutes - 35.6 MB

Kelsey and Zach wish you a meaningful Memorial Day (and beg forgiveness for the chaos within this patriotic episode 🥰) Listen here to find out the history behind this important holiday AND some of the QUEEROS that have kept us safe over the years 🌈 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out:...

the big B0N3R EPISODE

May 22, 2023 09:00 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MB

This episode Kelsey and Zach are asking the HARD questions and you won’t be getting STIFFED with the answers 😏 that’s right this week is all about BONERS 🍆🥖🌭🥕 where do they come from?how many can one expect in a lifetime? What’s their hole deal?! We suggest you come curious 👁️👅👁️ Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircl...

you SHOULD be changing!!!

May 15, 2023 09:00 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MB

This week Kelsey and Zach are going BACK TO THE FUTURE 🤩 Have you ever wondered what the kid version of you would think of the life you’re currently living? Did you land that dream job chasing storms? What’s it like living in a mansion by the sea? Are you still glad you had 18 kids with the star of the soccer team?! Well if you’re anything like K&Z you’re probably GLAD things didn’t go to plan…and super happy with the way things are going 💕 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code ...

The JEALOUSY Episode

May 08, 2023 10:00 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MB

Your favorite confident bottoms just got a new sound board…JEALOUS?? Well even if your resounding answer is “NO” you will experience some envy by the end of this ep 😏 bc this weeks theme is JEALOUSY 😵‍💫🫠 Kelsey and Zach do a deep dive on their own experience with the thief of joy and go on to discuss the multiple ways jealousy can manifest in your life (spoiler alert: you’ve experienced ALL OF THEM) Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.co...

your p00p HORROR STORIES

May 01, 2023 09:00 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MB

This episode is the 💩 so take a big whiff!! Kelsey and Zach talk living life to the fullest (read: times they’ve shat themselves) and retell some of YOUR most gory poop stories 🤫 so stop farting around, find a seat on the porcelain throne and squeeze this hilarious one out 🥰 Our Sponsors: * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.co...

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