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The Commercial Break

817 episodes - English - Latest episode: 17 days ago - ★★★★★ - 3.1K ratings

The Commercial Break is an improv-comedy, interview & variety show and it's fine... it's just FINE! It's the Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts! Every Tuesday-Friday, co-hosts & best friends Bryan and Krissy invite you into their whacky friendship and twisted sense of humor with a little help from some much funnier guests . They dive into our shared insanity, pop-culture, internet oddities, relationship drama, dark humor, play games and share poorly thought through feedback to listener questions and comments. It's a real life commercial break from your everyday drama! New Episodes each Tues, Wed, Thurs & Fri . The TCB Infomercial Series, with special guests, air Tuesdays. The Commercial Break...You Heard It Here Last!

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Episodes

Fire Sauce Roid Rage

June 27, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

Bryan's got roid rage in a Taco Bell! You truly never know what you're going to get here at TCB. Christina Applegate Celine Dion & Stiff Person Syndrome Launch Krissy off a yacht! PLEASE follow us on instagram An Ariana Grande poem fart Hello to my stalker <3 Whatcha watching Bryan’s recommendations The Lost Tapes Bryan wants luxury! Miley Cyrus David Letterman Bryan hates on artistry Weed types Fire Sauce blues The most stoned man in america Bryan loves disgusting eating Tra...

The Old BG Method

June 26, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

The Old BG Method encompasses more than just real estate failures. It also includes a house of birds, a chaotic sleep schedule, and screwdriver dreams. Birds, snakes, chipmunks, and kids Bryan’s Bird House Are you my daddy? The Bryan-Astrid Bird Sanctuary Chronotype Again, those people! Waking up at 2:30am is so unhinged Bryan & Krissy are neurotic! Sleep schedules are hard The sleep theme continues Bryan's dream Screwdriver dreams Google Gemini analyzes our dreams Dream books ...

Just Tryna Find Love

June 25, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

Surprise! Today you get a little treat: a regular episode! Bryan & Krissy giggle their way through the perils of the world. No Infomercial today! Insure Bryan’s hands Plastic fruit (scary) The Mariana Trench?? The Quantum Witch returns (slay) Sometimes the show just isn't good, and that's not our fault! Those people… Clubhouse Brutal tweets about us Google gemini really said nah Bryan airing me (Producer Christina) out because I air him out in the show notes 72 year old Bill Belic...

B.A. In Heaven Studies

June 21, 2024 04:00 - 58 minutes

James Van Praagh Let us know if you want to come to our shows this fall Hi to our listeners You got any metal in your body? Krissy is giving cult member today Someone take the beep button away from Bryan SILENCE HAS BEEN PRESSED Ah, yes, more casual racism Could Bryan pull this off? The Psychic Break Florals at a a memorial service? Groundbreaking Get your BA in Heaven Studies Spirit! Ted Danson played him? A clip from The Circle (not the reality tv show lol) He’s flopping He ...

It's Tijuana Bryan!

June 20, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

Hamptons Justin Timberlake and Tijuana Bryan Green may seem like two very different people, but in essence they are the same. Chaos Gremlins! Justin Timberlake’s DWI Bryan’s radio competition days He’s too old to twist! Boring golf talk A Tijuana day trip? Senor Frogs Bryan’s many foibles… The hunt for vicodin Bryan does talk too much A good day to wash your legs! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail ...

A Pampered Travel Princess

June 19, 2024 04:00 - 59 minutes

You ever zoomed so hard you hit someone with your car? No? Maybe you were just the travel princess of that situation. Cue: Storytime with Bryan! The zoomies! Bryan got hit by a car 😯 Storytime with Bryan! Travel Princess Overpacking Princess or pampered asshole Bryan & Astrid’s trip to paris A tiny hotel room in Paris LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-H...

TCB Infomercial w. Des Bishop

June 18, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

Bryan's twin joins TCB! Oh...wait...I mean his other twin... Anyway, listen to these middle aged white men fall in love! Let the ass kissing commence! Des’s dad was super hot The Chinese Project Learning mandarin 007 & Davy Crockett Meeting in AA Once again…it’s not Dating Naked, it’s Naked Attraction Of All People! Des’s future kids? Old Dads Support Group Branching out in your audience Irish boarding schoo DES BISHOP: Des’s website Des’s Special: Of All People Breaking China...

Bonus: Introducing Psychopedia w/ Tank Sinatra & Investigative Slater

June 15, 2024 04:00 - 8 minutes

Bryan drops a special episode to introduce Psychopedia. It's an Audacy podcast now available on the free Audacy App and everywhere else! Psychopedia is a true crime podcast infused with comedy….making it a crimedy. Each week, Investigator Slater presents a horrific true crime case to Tank Sinatra for the first time, whose reaction to each gruesome detail prompts thought provoking conversation and hilarious dialogue. The episodes contain several pop quizzes to keep Tank on his jacked toes, whi...

BBQ Psychic

June 14, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

We may have found ourselves a new target. It's scam or be scammed here at The Commercial Break. This, THE Commercial Break Joey Chestnut & the hot dogs The MLE Man vs food Salt Bae Barbecue contests Betting on BBQ Theresa Caputo’s scam A new (to us) scammer James Van Praagh Sorry, Olga! These guys are doing too much My old piano teacher used to beat me up? He’s dangerous This guy is wild LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB ...

NoNo Siwa

June 13, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

The Summer Olympics You tried! Kids learning to swim Lake Lanier is HAUNTED FLOAT POSITION! Bryan, please stop talking about women's bathing suits An amazing dog story Bryan defends his Blue bitchin' Jojo Siwa Bad lip syncing Is Madonna lip syncing? Maggie Rogers is a star Acapella Siwa LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: K...

That's Lynda With a Y To You!

June 12, 2024 04:00 - 59 minutes

What is more ridiculous: this podcast or Bryan’s spam text conversations? We’re still talking possums/opossums Caitlin found the possum ep! Bryan takes spam texts very seriously Bryan reads his spam text convos How are you? Not good. Lynda! Bryan vs the anus The Atlanta water main breaks Bryan shares a NextDoor snafu The Rise and Fall of Clubhouse NextDoor drama! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail ...

The Best Of The Guests!

June 11, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

Bryan & Krissy reminisce about our guest journey so far…we’re sorry, Vir! Producer Christina takes you through an audio journey of some of our very best guest moments and interviews. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more abo...

Yes Sir! Yes Sir!

June 07, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

We’re covering creatures of all kinds at TCB: giraffes, cats, a vampire Chupacabra, Big Foot, and the infamous possum. Check your panties! Storytime with Bryan A safari moment Giraffe tongue strength Mother Giraffe sacrifice De-clawing cats is cruel!!! Mountain Monsters A bloodsucking vampire Chupacabra That guy is all pupils Num num num (my no teeth sounds) Gun safety to the wayside Shake the camera, play some sound effects, and you’ve got a chase! Big Foot: One Call That’s All!...

Show Me The Drama!

June 06, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

If there’s one thing Bryan’s gonna do, it’s watch 90 Day Fiance. Lucky for us, one of listeners provides us with piping hot tea.  The Kelce Brothers are talking about leg washing baby possums/opossums Joro spiders Spiderpocalyspe Chill with Frankie! Hitster Mental Health Awareness Month Also Pride TW: death by suicide 90 Day Fiance & a coincidence in our texts A terrible businessman Bryan loves drama (as if that was a secret) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or con...

That's A Ride Or Die

June 05, 2024 04:00 - 59 minutes

Controversy abounds for Bryan & Krissy! Possums? No possums? What constitutes a ride or die? What is a Pearl Jam poster really worth? Questions we may never have answered. Our cup runneth over Wilford Brimley PossumLover54 Bryan talks more shit about possums A pickled Dr. Pepper Oysters Rockefeller The antique store perv Sticking things up your bum Gerbil Gere Antiquing Joe’s Tour Bryan tries to sell his Pearl Jam posters LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concer...

TCB Infomercial w. Joe Dombrowski

June 04, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

Joe Dombrowski joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about stand-up, the gay dad supremacy, and possum slander. FYI Bryan doesn’t write these show notes Lenny Kravitz has been celibate for 9 years Astrid is leaving Bryan for Lenny Teacher trauma Joe’s getting married Joe’s stand-up journey Sticking around after going viral Bryan gets something wrong (no surprise) Joe’s upcoming tour Nervous poops A midlife comedy crisis Joe’s vision! Gay dad supremacy! Possum slander Once again, Bryan d...

Two Blueberries & A Club Girl

May 31, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

Frankie’s back, and he’s giving nutritional advice…including 25 scoops of whey protein a day. People looking older than they are Big Water Dune 2 Teletherapy Ketamine Ayahuasca is calling Bryan Frankie’s back! And he’s parasailing Frankie needs his amino acids Creatine and a penis pump keep Frankie going Why is Bryan mad about frozen berries? We may never know Two blueberries and a 19yo club girl One day, our paths will cross… LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or co...

Don't Read Our Reviews...

May 30, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

Nothing says “manners,” like a house full of lentil farts! Bryan & Krissy bring it all today with a Storytime With Bryan, some radio reminiscence, and Big Parsley slander. The Greens have the lentil farts If Bryan went to church he would fart there Storytime with Bryan! Some unprocessed trauma A little TCB advice Table manners Change them early Bob’s! Don't look at our reviews Everyone’s a real estate entrepreneur Big Parsley! Big Parsley’s number one supporter: Producer Christina ...

It's The Safe Zone!

May 29, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

"Safe Zone" gets a whole new meaning on this episode of The Commercial Break... Bryan should have gone to school Falling from great heights Storytime with Bryan Bryan’s shaking in his boots Baby Reindeer 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise “Live” sperm donation It’s a safe zone! Getting lost on the AT Bryan’s upcoming transatlantic journey Good for the whales! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch ...

TCB Infomercial w. Wendi McLendon-Covey

May 28, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

Bryan’s crush <3 Bryan’s math aint mathing… JoJo Siwa Drinking around Epcot Cutting your own hair Christopher Nolan’s movies The start of Reno 911 Working a day job until The Goldbergs The DVD extras of Bridesmaids (!!!) The Goldbergs Comic Con Big City Greens The Quantum Witch on Jojo Siwa WENDI MCLENDON-COVEY: St. Denis Medical debuts on NBC this fall! Watch Big City Greens Lookout for Big City Greens, The Movie: Spacecation on June 6th LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments,...

TCB Infomercial: Gianmarco Soresi

May 24, 2024 04:00 - 52 minutes

Krissy is out having fun in Memphis and Bryan is just out of a broken tooth! So on this Friday Infomercial Bryan & Krissy speak with comic, podcaster and Podcast Magazine Award Winner (yes... it's a thing. A very lame thing!), Gianmarco Soresi! Gianmarco's HOT weblink! Follow him on Instagram Tour Dates and Info The Downside Podcast __ Text TCB or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-TCB Watch TCB on Youtube Check out our website Follow us on INSTAGRAM: @thecommercialbreak | @bryanwgr...

Strategic Interwebs Meeting

May 23, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

Bryan & Krissy might be strategizing about the interwebs, but I (producer Christina) am concerned about his upcoming dental work! Baby Reindeer SPOILERS Love Is Blind article The New York - Dublin portal Bryan would be good on Daisy of Love (deadass) Accidentally going live Dads in Spain being bad Bryan & Krissy’s expense reports Nuclear, pronounced: /ˈno͞oklēər/ Bryan’s got a bad tooth The roots are in his sinuses! Bryan’s upcoming tooth extraction…we are concerned LINKS: Send ...

JagerFace

May 22, 2024 04:00 - 59 minutes

Here at TCB, we cold call after 12 jager bombs, and we're damn good at it! A Bluey poncho & a hot dog stand Storytime with Bryan Bryan tried to put on a festival He was in his flop era Old people are getting wild “Personal use” If your dad is wild, let us know Ozempic face Jagerfaced cold calling Espresso martinis are the new jagerbombs Raising kids hungover Daddy wants to go to a festival! Pooping in a bookstore Your vagy nerve goes oogie boogie Chilis Technology! LINKS: S...

TCB Infomercial w. Rachel Feinstein

May 21, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

The Badge Banger herself joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about crowd work drama, stalkers, & firewives. Washing legs & brushing teeth Just…wash your legs Bryan…please Plants or crowd work? David Blaine creeps Bryan out Bryan is obsessed with boobs! Rachel’s stance on leg washing She’s barely holding on Quaking with fury while wearing a marvelous floral scarf Challenge coins The double bird Shitting in the mercedes Cocky preschool teachers A little bit of stalking The Red Dragon A ...

Sweet, Sweet "Justice"

May 17, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

We're out here in these streets, and everybody is wilding! There's chaos in the air, and Bryan is breathing in deep! Maycember Bus drivers of yore Everyone's an asshole on these streets Bryan prays for “justice” Marv Dong Mcgillicuddy Bobbleboners! Watching hentai at the baseball game Pitch clock People getting punched in New York The New York-Dublin portal Horrifying Whole Foods story The violence against women is never ending LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or c...

He's A Honda Guy...

May 16, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

What does "I f*** like a Ford Ranger" mean to you? The world may never know. Selling the show Cromedy This is a show about FRIENDSHIP Radio sales partying If you were a car, what would you fuck like? A threesome Bryan should have taken part in He was SCARED! Krissy’s a Jaguar! Jaguars Seeking sister wives Man children Careful of the STIs… MILF Manor Madonna concert drama Ticketmaster Yuckles! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433...

Heart To Hell!

May 15, 2024 04:00 - 58 minutes

Let's break the internet! Bryan's gonna wash his legs & then TCB is going to host Netflix is a Joke from behind a curtain! Bryan! Krissy! Wash your legs! Don't fear the butt hole Pumice stone We don't want the crowd to turn on us Netflix is a joke Get TCB to host Netflix is a Joke 2025 Don't give Bryan a master mute button The Roast of Tom Brady Strip mall jack shacks Bryan launches accusations Show research Bryan KNOWS sports!!!!! Heart in Charlotte They’re going straight to he...

TCB Infomercial w. Mo Gilligan

May 14, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

Mo Gilligan joins Bryan & Krissy for good vibes and worldwide comedy. Mo Gilligan Prop betting & betting bans We don’t need any more addictions Bryan tries to say he’s not a perv… Cold plunges Tiktok & Instagram Connecting to your audience Breaking through to television Being on TV 4 times in one day Getting a Netflix special Life changing moments Taking your comedy worldwide Bryan campaigns for David Schwimmer LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texti...

Certified Ruffians!

May 10, 2024 04:00 - 54 minutes

Bryan & Krissy are Certified Ruffians, and you can become one too! Just pay $69.99 for our Certified Ruffians Course. Instagram entrepreneurs Hobby hopping! Bryan the rock climber Cocaine plans Let’s go roller skating Porno or Pacino! Old pornos or bust Mouth noises Stand Up Guys Throbinhood… Lemon Stealing Whores! Bryan, the pause pervert The streaming orgy OJ Simpson  Certified Ruffians Become a ruffian! Take our course! Let us know if you would come to a live show  LINKS:...

TCBoomer

May 09, 2024 04:00 - 58 minutes

Bryan & Krissy might not actually be boomers, but they sure do act like it! Get your boomer news here, and also from The Daily Mail. We may have put too many ads in our show last year… It’s amazing we have nay listeners The summer of love & the winter of our discontent Your favorite grocery store Bryan & Krissy go full boomer Sketchy veneers BBLs gone wrong Dental drama (producer Christina needs another root canal…help me!) Bryan’s reading the Daily Mail…that’s so boomer of him A ho...

96.7 The Girth

May 08, 2024 13:02 - 1 hour

We may be in the wrong industry, but do you think we could make some cash dunking Bryan in a dunk tank online? Some light insta stalking Bryan’s radio start 96.7 The Legend The Facebook algorithm People you may know… Unboxing the BAG Bryan should do a dunk tank on an ig live Bryan the stage dad Prostate meds unboxing coming up! Bryan, your jealousy is showing… The Girth Master? A real life coke can Let your kids make their own decisions Girth Master 2: Return of The Girth Master...

TCB Infomercial w. Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher

May 07, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

We’re going to politely mug Daniel & Henry so we can have all their Beanie Babies and make a TCB fortune! Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher Would anyone come to our show? Beanie Babies Billionaires and collectibles The wealth bunkers “Securitized”  Friday Night Dinner → Dinner With The Parents On set pranks Auditioning & getting the parts Maths! Filming in London Getting politely mugged Carol Kane White House Plumbers Henry double cheeked up More Beanie Babies Merch drop soon? HE...

The Beanie Break

May 03, 2024 04:00 - 58 minutes

It’s a video breakdown Friday, so prepare to get yelled at by Bryan, the guy in the video, and the voices in your head! Mouth kissing (young people are not okay with this -Christina) If you would come to a show in central florida, let us know! Collectibles worth nothing Beanie Babies Mountain monsters meets Beanie Babies The net! The $400 Maple Bear Cash in that 401k So much yelling! How many people are still stuck with their beanie babies Snort, Spike, Spinner, Spunky, & Stinky ...

The Kids Are Not Alright

May 02, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

Astrid leaves Bryan for literally one day…and all hell breaks loose. Is a middle aged man equipped to handle five to eighteen children for sixteen hours? Absolutely not! Krissy Keanu Reeves & Bryan Tom Cruise That 70s Show Kristi Noem the dog (and goat) murderer Bryan’s bird story Bugs (again) Dad of the Year realizes Astrid is superior Bryan’s children have learned that he is inept (in the kitchen) Bryan tries to parent in the morning Instagram Dads Ponytail panic The kids are not...

A Sgrundle Taste Test

May 01, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

Sgrundle: noun - a combination of the ball sack and perineum (colloquially known as the “grundle”). You’re welcome. Ciggies and cigars Airport security Getting jailed in Turks and Caicos RiverBeat music festival! A sac tap A blind sgrundle sniffing Barbecue contests Sleep-cations Keeping your kids awake Tiktok Social scores Apple gaggles Quantum cock The Quantum Witch returns! Christopher Nolan LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.4...

TCB Infomercial w. Leslie Liao

April 30, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

Leslie Liao joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about her path to stand-up, working at Netflix, her sexual awakening, and bugs. Scrotch Tape Robin Leach: Champagne Wishes & Caviar Dreams Leslie Liao Verified Stand-Up (Leslie Liao, Rosebud Baker, Dulce Sloan, Gianmarco Soresi) Everyday coffee Eclipse drama Later in life stand-up Working at Netflix Going from the office to the stage The Tonight Show Being in your 30s Dealing with people who don’t like you D’angelo The Leslie Show Bugs! ...

Talk Sh*t, Get Hit

April 26, 2024 04:00 - 57 minutes

You know when people say they’ve got their finger on the pulse? Well TCB is the opposite of that. But, what we do have our finger on is Theresa Caputo’s hair! We love Kyle Kinane Giggly Squad on tour Clue the movie Howard Finster Friday night dinner → Dinner With The Parents Bryan is officially done with 90 Day Fiance Royal Crackers Theresa Caputo on The Kelly Clarkson Show Bounty hunter hair A slap, a kick, and a death for Theresa! Theresa has to continue because we need content ...

The Quantum Witch

April 25, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

Spooky season came early, because the Quantum Witch is here to explain quantum computing in a completely cool and chill way. A chiropractor meth orgy Don’t drink and drive! Coachella Paris Hilton playing cornhole (get ur bag, sis) Bryan & Krissy use Google! Prince being incredible Bob Seger’s electric underpants Respect RESPECT Bryan & Krissy don’t know that Dancing On My Own is a pillar of the gay community 33 Penis not featured 3 Bryan’s list of best songs ever Quantum Computing...

Bandit For President

April 24, 2024 04:00 - 58 minutes

Bryan & Krissy run the gamut from poignant children’s media to social media nipples to humble brags on facebook.  Bluey We’ve got the warm and fuzzies Bandit For President! Dirt Nap got great reviews Matt Rife makes dv jokes and that's why people don't like him The instagram nipple rules The talk Having daughters Seeing women as human beings Social media predators People are going crazy in the suburbs Bryan is in a very judgmental mood Facebook: only good for marketplace Yahoos ...

TCB Infomercial w. Kyle Kinane

April 23, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

Kyle Kinane joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about following your dreams when nothing else is working out, Paul Giamatti, and the joys of being self-effacing. Polycules/Polecules We can’t get through whole article anymore 800 Pound Gorilla & Dirt Nap We are judgmentally pro-polycule The 7 year college experience Mike Tyson vs Paul Giamatti Hair metal Downers in the burbs Car stick figures Bitcoin Illegal activities The shackles of marriage Be the dick in the story Kyle’s start in co...

The Wrinkle Tinkle

April 19, 2024 04:00 - 59 minutes

You want to see Bryan's old body? Subscribe to our Friendly Fans Only (no creeps)! It's the only way we make any money. Soaking Soak it, don’t poke it! The prostate Bryan wants to get catfished He’s a super-soaker Friendly Fans Only A 27 year old has his first kiss Everything “butt” Never kissing a man We don’t think he is prepared for this They’re not in the same league He was too stunned The listerine strips are a bit much Poor bastard LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, qu...

Total Eclipse of the Dussy

April 18, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

What's a dussy, you ask? Bryan will let you in on Dune's big secret, and you, too, will wish you had never heard it! The eclipse NextDoor on the eclipse We got some sweetie pie emails Dune, Timothee, & Zendaya The Dune popcorn buckets Men being disgusting Illegal advice from Bryan Someone needs to stop Bryan from making slurp noises A gross theater experience Swingin’ Richards Saluting! Bryan initiates a very unofficial typing test Do Bryan & Krissy know about actual typing tests...

Presence, Essence, & Drama

April 17, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

Bryan & Krissy find themselves another Adam The Liar Lyons video, and learn that they have to create drama to get women. Gypsy Rose Blanchard Intermittent fasting Hurricane Katrina Bryan shouldn’t get into politics Bryan’s mom tries to get in touch Adam the Liar and his wife talk to other PUAs The liar stays lying! Adam’s got himself a boner The essence! Relationship Oscar talk by Adam Creating drama to get women Let Kelvin’s tongue do the work Channel the drama Triple G represe...

TCB Infomercial w. Preacher Lawson

April 16, 2024 04:00 - 58 minutes

Preacher Lawson joins the crew at TCB to discuss big bladder energy, jokes gone array, and being known as The Booty Dude. Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul Morning breath These men can’t have water before bed Big Bladder Energy Preacher getting fired Getting written up for being funny Loving Vegas Trying out a thin mustache Proving yourself right Auditioning for AGT The Booty Dude PREACHER LAWSON: Preacher's tour My Name Is Preacher (new special) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, qu...

The TCB A.I. Hotline!

April 12, 2024 04:00 - 55 minutes

What do hot dog water, high colonics, and AI sex hotlines have in common? We don't know either, but that's what Bryan & Krissy are discussing. Jeff’s Jokes™ Atlanta smells like weed The war on preschool? A pragmatic pragmatist Why isn’t NextDoor on Jimmy Kimmel yet 711 hot dog seltzer Bryan judging the hot dog seltzer from his high horse High colonics & isolation tanks Circadian rhythms Bryan learns about emotional labor Krissy’s a good sexter The TCB Sext Hotline An AI Sexbot T...

Sister Host Wanted

April 11, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

There's nothing quite like reading through suburban NextDoor, and the best people to guide you through that journey are, of course, Bryan & Krissy. The old diatribe Our best reviews Venezuelan propaganda Snapchat sidebar NextDoor is where it’s at baby Downtown NextDoor vs suburban NextDoor Co-sleeping Barbara Corcoran’s bedroom situation Shark Tank Joanna Hausmann is coming back to the show! Masters talk Golf drama! Snowman rules? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions ...

Garrick's Plan

April 10, 2024 15:29 - 1 hour

Bryan & Krissy return to another old faithful today: TLC & the many dramas of sister wives and God’s Plan. We’re scared! Conjoined twins One of them got married Bryan & Krissy need a lesson on conjoined twin anatomy Seeking Sister Wives A really old Ask TCB Leah’s probably had 18 tinder boyfriends by now Like Troy, Bryan is Breakin’ Free Bryan wants you to know he is sensitive Fuck-a-doodle-doo Garrick? It’s not God’s Plan, It’s Garrick Plans God ain’t worried about Garrick A mu...

TCB Infomercial w. Neal Brennan

April 09, 2024 04:00 - 54 minutes

Neal Brennan has a new special on Netflix, and the first place he came to discuss it is The Commercial Break...right? A screener account P Diddy The bridge collapse (eclipse season) NFTs Doing ayahuasca by a six flags Irish Catholic Crazy athletes & sports that should be illegal Breaking norms Mike Tyson coming out of retirement Writing for nickelodeon Peanut butter and fluff Exposure therapy NEAL: Watch Neal’s special Crazy Good on Netflix! Neal’s website LINKS: Send us show...

Check Yer Thermals

April 05, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

An important lesson when you're on the hunt for a Sheepsquatch: always check your thermals. Bryan & Krissy are back on the ground with Mountain Monsters. Being middle of the pack Bryan feels close to Conan A half-cryo machine The Tour de Fra Mr. D Everybody in the closet! The Poptart Story Mountain Monsters He’s got them huge horns Sneaky little sheepsquatch... HYAH! Shake that camera Don't swallow yer damn tobacco Plum outta dodge Bryan wants hard evidence LINKS: Send us sho...

The Legend of Willy

April 04, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour

We went in expecting Mountain Monsters, but came out with The Legend of Willy. It's a big day for TCB. Cold plunges & cold showers Roman baths A confusing pair of breasts Fan request! Mountain Monsters, The Moth Man! Huck, Buck, Suck, & Fuck Buck went DOWN What’s the first thing you want to see after you pass out and why is it Huckleberry and Jeff? Podcast misinformation WILLY RETURNS! Jaah! Jaah! The biggest bug zapper ever built The Mountain Monsters Murder Mystery What is thi...

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