The Commercial Break
775 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 days ago - ★★★★★ - 3.1K ratingsThe Commercial Break is an improv-comedy, interview & variety show and it's fine... it's just FINE! It's the Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts! Every Tuesday-Friday, co-hosts & best friends Bryan and Krissy invite you into their whacky friendship and twisted sense of humor with a little help from some much funnier guests . They dive into our shared insanity, pop-culture, internet oddities, relationship drama, dark humor, play games and share poorly thought through feedback to listener questions and comments. It's a real life commercial break from your everyday drama! New Episodes each Tues, Wed, Thurs & Fri . The TCB Infomercial Series, with special guests, air Tuesdays. The Commercial Break...You Heard It Here Last!
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Episodes
Presence, Essence, & Drama
April 17, 2024 04:00 - 1 hourBryan & Krissy find themselves another Adam The Liar Lyons video, and learn that they have to create drama to get women. Gypsy Rose Blanchard Intermittent fasting Hurricane Katrina Bryan shouldn’t get into politics Bryan’s mom tries to get in touch Adam the Liar and his wife talk to other PUAs The liar stays lying! Adam’s got himself a boner The essence! Relationship Oscar talk by Adam Creating drama to get women Let Kelvin’s tongue do the work Channel the drama Triple G represe...
TCB Infomercial w. Preacher Lawson
April 16, 2024 04:00 - 58 minutesPreacher Lawson joins the crew at TCB to discuss big bladder energy, jokes gone array, and being known as The Booty Dude. Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul Morning breath These men can’t have water before bed Big Bladder Energy Preacher getting fired Getting written up for being funny Loving Vegas Trying out a thin mustache Proving yourself right Auditioning for AGT The Booty Dude PREACHER LAWSON: Preacher's tour My Name Is Preacher (new special) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, qu...
The TCB A.I. Hotline!
April 12, 2024 04:00 - 55 minutesWhat do hot dog water, high colonics, and AI sex hotlines have in common? We don't know either, but that's what Bryan & Krissy are discussing. Jeff’s Jokes™ Atlanta smells like weed The war on preschool? A pragmatic pragmatist Why isn’t NextDoor on Jimmy Kimmel yet 711 hot dog seltzer Bryan judging the hot dog seltzer from his high horse High colonics & isolation tanks Circadian rhythms Bryan learns about emotional labor Krissy’s a good sexter The TCB Sext Hotline An AI Sexbot T...
Sister Host Wanted
April 11, 2024 04:00 - 1 hourThere's nothing quite like reading through suburban NextDoor, and the best people to guide you through that journey are, of course, Bryan & Krissy. The old diatribe Our best reviews Venezuelan propaganda Snapchat sidebar NextDoor is where it’s at baby Downtown NextDoor vs suburban NextDoor Co-sleeping Barbara Corcoran’s bedroom situation Shark Tank Joanna Hausmann is coming back to the show! Masters talk Golf drama! Snowman rules? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions ...
Garrick's Plan
April 10, 2024 15:29 - 1 hourBryan & Krissy return to another old faithful today: TLC & the many dramas of sister wives and God’s Plan. We’re scared! Conjoined twins One of them got married Bryan & Krissy need a lesson on conjoined twin anatomy Seeking Sister Wives A really old Ask TCB Leah’s probably had 18 tinder boyfriends by now Like Troy, Bryan is Breakin’ Free Bryan wants you to know he is sensitive Fuck-a-doodle-doo Garrick? It’s not God’s Plan, It’s Garrick Plans God ain’t worried about Garrick A mu...
TCB Infomercial w. Neal Brennan
April 09, 2024 04:00 - 54 minutesNeal Brennan has a new special on Netflix, and the first place he came to discuss it is The Commercial Break...right? A screener account P Diddy The bridge collapse (eclipse season) NFTs Doing ayahuasca by a six flags Irish Catholic Crazy athletes & sports that should be illegal Breaking norms Mike Tyson coming out of retirement Writing for nickelodeon Peanut butter and fluff Exposure therapy NEAL: Watch Neal’s special Crazy Good on Netflix! Neal’s website LINKS: Send us show...
Check Yer Thermals
April 05, 2024 04:00 - 1 hourAn important lesson when you're on the hunt for a Sheepsquatch: always check your thermals. Bryan & Krissy are back on the ground with Mountain Monsters. Being middle of the pack Bryan feels close to Conan A half-cryo machine The Tour de Fra Mr. D Everybody in the closet! The Poptart Story Mountain Monsters He’s got them huge horns Sneaky little sheepsquatch... HYAH! Shake that camera Don't swallow yer damn tobacco Plum outta dodge Bryan wants hard evidence LINKS: Send us sho...
The Legend of Willy
April 04, 2024 04:00 - 1 hourWe went in expecting Mountain Monsters, but came out with The Legend of Willy. It's a big day for TCB. Cold plunges & cold showers Roman baths A confusing pair of breasts Fan request! Mountain Monsters, The Moth Man! Huck, Buck, Suck, & Fuck Buck went DOWN What’s the first thing you want to see after you pass out and why is it Huckleberry and Jeff? Podcast misinformation WILLY RETURNS! Jaah! Jaah! The biggest bug zapper ever built The Mountain Monsters Murder Mystery What is thi...
Willy Brain Bryan
April 03, 2024 04:00 - 1 hourBryan's tiny mouse brain can only do so much! Today, though, he uses it for his billion dollar idea: TCBets! Stoner movies Does Kristin Wiig hate us? The Bachelor making us cry Tv hugs The Dodgers, their pitcher & his interpreter Casinos aren’t in the business of losing The Shohei Break Shohei Ohtani Betting Krissy’s the ultimate Playa Bryan’s billion dollar idea Getting hoodwinked Willy Brain Bryan Who is in charge of commercial statistics? Pre-washing LINKS: Send us show id...
TCB Infomercial w. Paul Scheer
April 02, 2024 04:00 - 1 hourBryan & Krissy discuss life, love and the pursuit of bad movies with comedian, actor and now AUTHOR, with overall nice guy Paul Scheer! Keeping Up With Kanye Best Week Ever Paul Scheer! Commercials are the OG tiktok Not making the bed Chip Whistler Disney adults Mr. Podcast America How did How Did This Get Made get made? Making darkness lighter Signing 3000 postcards Paul’s acting career The Art of the Deal Naked Attraction & Sex Box The Cheesecake Factory of Podcasts Paul Sc...
Say No-No To Day-Blow
March 29, 2024 04:00 - 1 hourBryan’s dad senses are tingling, and he’s got some life lessons to deal out. It’s festival season in Atlanta He is Moon Taxi Old people were raging Bryan’s father instincts kick in You can always tell who’s dealing Day blow/night blow Costco & the extra fridge Bryan won’t buy meat at Costco Eating at Costco Hot dogs every damn day We’re on a food theme Mcdonalds is in the real estate game Krispy Kreme in Mcdonalds Simple syrup milkshakes LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, qu...
Daddy Flaviato, Is That You?
March 28, 2024 04:00 - 56 minutesKids: thankless little mongrels, until they find their long lost Daddy Flaviato. Hot dogs & burgers A food rabbit hole Bryan desecrated ramen Oprah, weight watchers, and ozempic Sriracha drama Fake spring 2.0 Don’t buy your kids toys! Lamborghini heiresses? Get your bag, sis Daddy Flaviato You can pay us to stop! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Hos...
Dad, Please Don't Free Willy!
March 27, 2024 04:00 - 59 minutesThis episode is formally dedicated to Willy Green, beloved pet rat. RIP. Pornhub’s age verification He was a phish out of water Bryan’s pet rat, Willy Don't free Willy! Bryan’s kids know how to use his phone better than he does Bryan likes plot in his porn Yacht carpet replacement Topless beaches Bryan saw a porn getting filmed Mutual masturbation: it’s bro bonding! Dragon pearls… Lubin’ Toobin Facetime is different! We don't judge anybody, we judge everybody! LINKS: Send us s...
TCB Infomercial w. Margaret Cho
March 26, 2024 04:00 - 1 hourThe legend that is Margaret Cho joins Bryan & Krissy for a TCB Infomercial. Top 50 stand up comics of all time Women should have rights The you be you community The worst thing Margaret has ever tasted Soursop & stink fruit Still bombing Watching comedy with her dad The musicality of comedy Margaret’s upbringing Kink as a way to not spread HIV Being a bad dominatrix The kinkiest kink! A penis basketball Her current tour Lucia! MARGARET CHO: https://margaretcho.com/ Tour Wat...
TCB Introducing: Superfly with Dana Carvey and David Spade
March 23, 2024 07:00 - 3 minutesOn This special bonus TCB episode drop, Bryan introduces Superfly: From the hosts and creators of Fly on the Wall we give you Superfly. Dana and David team up once again, this time with or WITHOUT guests, to riff on current events, pop culture, trending clips, and audience submissions. Kick back, relax, and enjoy the comedy, absurdity, and impressions from your favorite duo. This time ON VIDEO! Find Superfly on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@flyonthewallpod, on the free Audacy app, and ...
The Hambone & Hoadley 500
March 22, 2024 04:00 - 1 hourIt's our 500th episode!!!! Hambone & Hoadley in the Morning are back! 500 Episodes! Let's round it out with Frankie... Quite Frankie 5 Signs that she's cheating on you! You're just scared of pussy! Crank it Where are the facts! We want Frankie to host Cheaters It's only ass cheating Living in Frankie's head would be...very bad Bust their ass out! If she has a phone, she's cheating! He do got more LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.4...
A Morning Toot N Snoot
March 21, 2024 04:00 - 1 hourIt was a tootin' n snootin' kind of morning for Bryan the other day...should he lean into it? We are convivial! Krissy’s changing her pillows regularly Bryan’s stressed about the dust mites Bryan’s nap requirements are going in the treaty Bryan’s talking about Bobbi Althoff, but got the facts wrong Acne made Bryan funny Bryan’s zit Cocaine nose Toot n snoot Hangxiety is science Clooney’s tequila Shots LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 21...
Trust Paris & Patty!
March 20, 2024 04:00 - 1 hourAh, the early Bryan & Krissy years! We revisit some past St. Patty's day parties and discuss the history of Olympians getting it in. Thank you to our listeners <3 Bryan shouts out our listeners Grocery delivery We’ve got another Bryan story! The St. Patty’s Yuengling Party of the Century Bryan saves the day Savannah St. Patrick’s day Mystery helicopters! The Atlanta Olympics No sex allowed? There will be sex in the city of love! Bryan should have been an olympian LINKS: Send us ...
TCB Infomercial w. Luenell
March 19, 2024 04:00 - 1 hourLuenell (comedian, model, former embezzler) brings her undeniable energy to the TCB studio. Bryan & Krissy have the tables turned, and Luenell tells them her wild and wacky stories. Gettin’ stung Spider bite necrosis? Luenell's party exit strategy Prince & Michael Don't be late for Luenell... Lying on planes Luenell the Bank Robber (embezzler) Her life is a movie… She’s a woman of the people! Luenell on Wendy Housewives & lingerie Being half naked with a mask on You’re a hack! L...
All Aboard The Failure Bus!
March 15, 2024 04:00 - 57 minutesBryan & Krissy discuss listener feedback, the road to 500, TCB therapy, exploding kombucha, bacon pickle McMuffins, the 16 hour hotel "day" and The Notebook Treaties are reviewed! TCB DISCORD : Join the after show chat! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more ab...
Ring Me On My Ring!
March 14, 2024 04:00 - 1 hourBryan & Krissy discuss The Great Kate Photo Debate, DND, Slack work channels , slacking-off and shucking responsibilities and the woman leaving voicemails on Bryan's Ring doorbell! *** TCB wants YOU! we want want you to join us on the show to Ask TCB, to tell us your stories or generally banter with the team. Text us and let us know you'd like to join! TCB DISCORD : Join the after show chat! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or lea...
Popping Off!
March 13, 2024 04:00 - 1 hourBryan & Krissy pop off about Popoff! Thank you to Hannah Berner Bryan’s meditation app scam The ol’ Toyota Previa Phantom of the Opera to murderer pipeline Kings of Leon Peter Popoff & his miracle holy water The Popoff sex position Liberal use of the word touching Mrs. Popoff giving the SOS signal You got that pizzle water? A divine chiropractic treatment TUNE IT UP The down home healing water party This is some of the shadiest scamming we’ve seen We’re calling! To Be Continu...
TCB Infomercial w. Tom Papa
March 12, 2024 04:00 - 1 hourWe’ve got another TCB Infomercial today with Tom Papa, a student of the craft & break-baker extraordinaire…and extremely successful comedian, writer, podcaster, etc. Netflix is a Joke Bryan’s kids are actually listening Gotta get those affairs in order! Pandemic pursuits? Tom’s trattoria hater Breaking bread The highly sophisticated digital scam our children are running The podcast life Late night vs. social media Tom on socials Tom Papa’s inspirations He’s a student of the craft!...
She'd Be Open to It (Once A Year)!
March 08, 2024 15:11 - 57 minutesBryan & Krissy go down the rabbit hole of relationship deal-breakers! Sharp tongue bryan Missing your flight for starbucks It’s the train ride for me Relationship dealbreakers Miscommunications Extreme cheapskate marriages? Jeff’s gonna have the time of his life! The Beast of Howell Mill! The Naked Boat Seeking Sister Wives Krissy’s like a moth to a flame! The Ultimate Ick: podcasting LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text o...
Not-So-Happy Dino
March 07, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourBryan & Krissy discuss that new sweatpant feel and some "fun" experiences for kids. Optimist’s Spring Bryan & Krissy’s beastly baggage Bryan’s walmart sweatpants He’s travelin’ light Glasgow’s Willy Wonka exhibit Highway robbery of the average consumer 4 year lockdown/TCB anniversary From covid, to war, to political turmoil! Barefoot soccer on legos Sports that aren’t sports Gambling on Disney? Fact or crap We should have a TCB game Two male whales having sex Pizzles LINKS: S...
Code Word: Yuckles
March 06, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourWho needs security and code words when you can be double cheeked up on a Tuesday like Bezos? Bryan & Krissy cover hot dog yelling, the best burgers, co-sleeping, and other nonsense. Juan won’t leave us alone! What's your hot dog vendor shout? The Braves Nut Thrower Bryan’s Fav Burgers Dire’s (Memphis fried burgers), Fred’s Meat and Bread (Atlanta Krog Street Market), & Culver’s (butter burger) Sleeping in a different house from your spouse A live sound machine Cuddling all night is un...
TCB Infomercial w. Hannah Berner
March 05, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourHannah Berner (icon, legend, giggler) joins Bryan & Krissy to gab about what it’s like being the queen of tiktok & comedy. Krissy’s back from Jamaica Hannah Berner is joining us! Hannah wants you to jerk off and cry at the same time Des was voted off the island Having an old husband Younger men are like puppies She knows she dont know Hannah’s the queen of Tiktok Netflix Is A Joke show Netflix special! Her previous life as a tennis player Being mean is LAME! The algorithm & the i...
The Cult of Kale
March 01, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourBryan & Krissy want to save you from the Kale Cult, but they want to induct you into the cult of Love Is Blind… Insane in the brain! “Milky” Wendy’s surge pricing It’s dynamic! Fuck around and find out Hannah Berner interview coming tuesday Blair Socci is on Theo Vonn! A band called Llorona’s turn in the spotlight Bryan’s victory V The Kale Conspiracy Love is Blind Jimmy & Jessica Big Ball Jimmy LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433...
Joke Joke Zan Zan Sad Sad
February 29, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourIt’s Leap Day! Bryan & Krissy get back in the studio to discuss Jamaican adventures & hot tips from Sad Zan. Krissy went to Jamaica Bryan’s Jamaica weed cruise ship story Krissy & Jeff have got connections on the island Zan is back! The spiritual art of seduction He's having an A Ha! moment Women have arms Nothing like a good airport book store An on stage mid life crisis He might be tanking here Take the info right into your balls The laughing is…interesting Fun fun talk talk la...
Let's Be Nosy!
February 28, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourThings get silly as Christina joins Bryan for a discussion about the Hinge lawsuit and a few Ask TCBs. The Hinge (Match Group) lawsuit False advertising & the gamification of dating apps Meeting people irl Being too slow for the run club Toe shoes Christina is a chatty runner Christina is a liar she has dated people she met in person lol Be more nosy! Asshole bleaching ads Krissy’s drinking on a beach in Jamaica An Ask TCB (& Christina) We are concerned! Communication is key! Get...
TCB Infomercial w. Reggie Watts
February 27, 2024 05:00 - 55 minutesReggie Watts joins Bryan & Krissy today…let the weirdos unite! Show me your ankles A BBC prank! We fooled another one… A muppet newsflash! Reggie’s unique sense of humor Growing up in the 80s Max Headroom Hackers Pop culture & experimentation The James Corden Show First chair/second chair Robitussin Ketamine, K-holes, and Kratom Reggie’s essentially a chemist Making love on quaaludes Shoe horns! We’re gonna do newbrews together LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions...
So You Married A Gringo...
February 23, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourAstrid joins Bryan in the TCB Studio for a chat about their multicultural marriage and household…and how she makes the best hallacas in the game! Marriage Miles Astrid’s MacGyver Dad A multicultural marriage So You Married A Gringo… The hardest things to get used to Hispanic stereotypes Venezuelans don't have a physical stereotype other than that they are beautiful Astrid hates Star Wars! Venezuelan conversational talents Spanish-english and english-spanish difficulties When Astrid...
TCB Infomercial w. Brad Williams
February 22, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourBrad Williams joins Bryan & Krissy for TCB Infomercial! Brad Williams joins TCB Cocaine Bear The Chris Jericho Rock and Wrestling Rager At Sea Wrestling culture & drama Growing up as a little person Comeback central Preparing for the world that is rather than the world that should be How Brad got his start Brad’s upcoming tour Watch Brad’s special here Brad’s instagram https://www.bradwilliamscomedy.com/ LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us ...
TCB Caputophobia!
February 21, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourTina joins Bryan to discuss phobias and review Teresa Saputo's newest TV venture. People have phobia...which ones are rational? Teresa Caputo's new TV show is EXACTLY like her old TV show. Who is still believing this human??? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To le...
The Enya-Trap Comedy Club
February 20, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourBryan takes us through some of his recent life dramas, and gives his opinion on Pete Davidson's new material. People having public sex? Edging The EVOO coffee Wifi drama at Starbucks Bryan’s new ploy to save money Bryan’s not an outside dumper We have a new phone number 212.433.3TCB Bryan is giving crotchety Bryan went to see Petey D! Things were very strict at the show A weird and disgusting room Bryan has a soft spot for Pete! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or ...
The Scuzzy-Guy Special
February 16, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourBryan got a massage, and while he might have asked for hot stones, what he got instead was the Scuzzy-Guy Special. The Superbowl is over! Bryan got a massage Another weird experience for Bryan Don't be weird about the glutes! The warmer the room, the lower the balls She needed protection Bryan’s masseuse had to be very brave Phone.com sold our phone number! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TC...
It's Your Whatever Chakra
February 15, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourBryan & Krissy discover that the key to being a man is to never be sorry & to use your beautiful thrusting energy! Man moon circle Retirement drugs! Word of the Day… Tiktok music drama TCB MUSIC! Reggae-Tony Not a penny more for Bryan John Anthony is turning a corner? Zan Perrion on what it means to be a man It's your chakra or whatever! The whatever chakra is getting wild Your dick energy is failing SOCIETY Yuckles Clown School & Dating Class! You're top heavy NEVER BE SORRY ...
All Charged Up!
February 14, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourBryan’s all charged up with nowhere to go… He and Krissy are discussing their never-ending quest for content, WWE, and Bryan’s villain origin story. Joe Rogan If Bryan was high he could do a LOT of content Word of the Day! Circumstellar: surrounds or revolves around a star South Park Why aren’t we going back to the moon? We’re back to the grammys Bryan’s going to see Petey D! WWE Vince McMann The Rock, wrestling drama, and death threats? No recess for the kids? Catholic school B...
TCB Infomercial w. Joanna Hausmann
February 13, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourBryan & Krissy talk with Joanna Hausmann (comedian, head writer, podcaster, etc. etc. etc!) about all things Venezuela, being a weird girl, and working for Disney. Parent-teacher conferences They know about TCB… Joanna Hausmann is joining us today We are big Joanna fans! TCB Infomercial Joanna’s telling the weird girl truth Returning (or not) to Venezuela Venezuela whatsapp groups Venezuela is in their China era The Venezuelan birthday song Joanna’s internet humor start Attack yo...
Shady Okra!
February 09, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourIn a post-Grammys haze, you might just find yourself angling for a ticket to 33P, live at the exclusive venue Shady Okra Retirement Community! Content, content, content, baby Bryan hate-watches instagram influencers Krissy got a new pen Blarney! The Commercial Blarney: It’s Bonhomie! Bryan’s pretend performances paid off Woodystock vs Woodstock SUNNYSIDE UP! 33P Band Reunion? Dead people Bryan is anti-nipple…kind of Something’s off about the Grammys Bryan volunteers to host the G...
Hoadley's House of EVOO
February 08, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourFrom Hoadley’s sexy olive oil based marriage, to Bryan’s Russian Doll jizz drop, these two really have it all. NextDoor must be stopped! Zuckerberg apologizing? Word of the day! What’s going on with people and planes? It’s always the Florida flights… Keep Bryan Green next to other guys on the plane The coke nail healers of yore Send us stories! John Munroe is a monster Disney isn’t as fun anymore Disney Cruising Half Song Hoadley & Jizzy Jeff’s House of Horrors Bryan’s upcoming ...
Give 'Em The Bryan Look
February 07, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourWhat’s the most traumatic thing that can happen to you on vacation? Getting two twin beds, of course. Welcome back to the tinfoil hat people The Blue & Juan Show! Taylor Swift political conspiracy theories? Bryan’s grasp on the English language is fair to middling… Guys, it’s quotidian, not quintinian! If you can’t remember the Word of the Day, was it a success? The i am rectangular guy was held up by armed rebels in Africa Bryan & Astrid’s ill fated trip to Paris Shoutout to Stacy f...
It Ain't Easy Being Teen
February 06, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourWe're might be quotidian, but we're also awfully bonhomie! Bonhomie Bryan We have a new word of the day! The Quotidian Break That's ~*~*~amazing*~*~* Bryan is blown away by the idea of an oil mask for your hair Teaching kids to pack Zuckerberg & social media It ain't easy being teen The horrors of NextDoor A Dear Abby moment Bryan has a confusing family tree! MAFS Spoilers! Bryan should watch RHOSLC LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 21...
BBS: Bare Bottom Spanking
February 02, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourWelcome back to TCB Minus, where you can see one of the most concerning Christian family sitcoms ever on tv! Pauly Shore and Richard Simmons are fighting? Bryan’s Pauly Shore cig story TCB playing at the flooring conference Hambone & Hoadley! Family First How many people got saved? Fire By Nut Bare bottom spanking! The Lord vs college! Rascal Flatts If you can't major in bare bottom spanking, we don't want it! Of course they bring the gays into it Things are taking a turn… The t...
Leave My Recycling Alone!
February 01, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourBryan & Krissy have got the giggles today, as Bryan tells Krissy about his recycling center drama, spoilers, and an Ask TCB. The heart wants what the heart wants… Gigglin’ Word of the day! Bryan’s recycling place Bryan & Krissy tried to be builders Fights at the recycling center Bryan’s on a stakeout True Detective spoilers Happy Valley Bryan’s a big picture guy! We’re going Mayan Calendar! Ask TCB Can she fuck her (former) stepbrother? Sign a petition! What music are you puttin...
The TCB Everglades Peni Retreat
January 31, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourSpiritual gurus are everywhere these days…so you should come to our special retreat. It's only $299! Smartless is moving to sirius for $100 million Kids at adventure play places Bryan taunting children! Spiritual gurus! Psilocybin therapy Gurus gettin’ sued God complex & regular man complex The Everglades Peni Retreat, where Bryan will heal you Quantum leaping into different realities Realities where thongs abound That's manifesting, baby Seeklocybin It’s actually very NOT LINKS...
Baby Got Crack
January 30, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourKrissy is back in action after a bout of laryngitis, and Bryan has to catch her up on the chaos of the Green household. Bryan really messed up on Friday’s episode… He was wrong about the Chiefs (of course he was) Bryan, we know you are secretly obsessed with Taylor Swift Bryan and Krissy, the Ying Yang Twins As your producer…I cannot abide procrastination! A bloody bath time at the Greens’ Bryan does not know anatomy, but he does know he’s scared! Bryan’s youngest is a genius baby Ba...
Go Suck A Zyn, Bruh
January 26, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourKrissy is sick, so Christina joins Bryan in the TCB studio for an episode full of ass burps, Mormons, and staring deeply into people’s eyes. Bryan’s destroying his instrument! Christina is a Known Asshole Zyn pouches Go suck a Zyn, bruh Tucker Carlson…or Tuckle Cuckle? Smokin’ cigs in high school? “Having the poots” You can’t just be farting on the plane Bryan’s addicted to chapstick Deepfakes Bryan’s giving people relationship advice?! Housewives drama Mormon mommy blogger Jesu...
Farewell Furry Tina!
January 25, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourTina says farewell to TCB by talking all things Smokey, smoking, and wiping. Tina is leaving TCB Bryan’s always wrong A legislator is attacking the furries! Twisty relationships Let the brain run that train Smokey’s ‘gasms Some more of Smokey’s slutty lyrics “I fit in there” Old people should get drugs on demand! Normalize partying at a certain age Allergic to cocaine? Tina’s doing keto at taco bell How to wipe? Why can’t you guys just use a bidet? I told you so –Christina Bry...
Booty Babies
January 24, 2024 05:00 - 1 hourPicture this: a baby…in your ass uterus…with lots of hair…and no bones for 3 years. You’re welcome. Stanley Cups and Cabbage Patch Kids MURDER! Can we get Daddy Keith to do our intro? Shoutout to Allison! Bryan & Krissy are wilding out on dayquil today Cryptid/Cryptic pregnancies? Pregnancies that last from 14 months to 7 years Mama’s lost her marbles we think Would you like to feel it? A baby hair ultrasound? NO bones babies! We want to hear from the daughter “Because I’m dumb” ...