Come To Brazil
155 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★★★ - 58 ratingsTwo gay idiots (@nicolewboyce and @alexphahn) try to recap pop culture news with the help of 1000 sound effects and 3 brain cells.
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The Tortured Podcasters Department
April 23, 2024 19:00 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBThe only two people on planet earth with smart, rational, and reasonable reactions to the new Taylor Swift album. LET'S START THE SHOW!
Let It Rock
April 18, 2024 09:00 - 1 hour - 48.6 MBThe last episode before Tortured Poets Department...... we Let it Rock, Let It Roll, Rock and Roll, Claire Heaps, Natasha Bedingfield, Renee Rapp, The L Word Cast, Elizabeth Warren, Lana Del Rey’s bulking and cutting routine, Gwen Stefani, Gwen Stefani making questionable decisions, walk up songs, Irish people, Olivia Rodrigo, Summer House, The Opposite of Summer (Terrace), Girl in Red and more Elizabeth Warren.
OJ Simpson & Tony Bennett
April 12, 2024 23:00 - 54 minutes - 39.7 MBJoker trailer is OUT!!!! OJ Simpson is DEAD!!!!!!!!!! And Jojo Siwa invented GAY MUSIC!!!!!! Also: Dua Lipa sneak peak clip, Billie leak, Vampire Weekend needs to have children, thoughts on Cowboy Carter one week out and Alex is reading a book.
Cowboy Come To Brazil
April 01, 2024 18:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MBWe talk about the much anticipated new music released last week...... Camila Cabello's new single!!!!!! Jk we talk about Cowboy Carter for MOST of the episode but also manage to squeeze in Gypsy Rose, Noah Centineo, Jojo Siwa, Sandra Huller öf cöurse, KT Tunstill, Troye Sivan, Alex still hates J Lo, The Band Perry, The Joker 2, Alex STILL Hates J Lo, Little Mix and of course Ava Max.
Should Gay Men Watch Lesbian Movies?
March 22, 2024 15:00 - 47 minutes - 35.2 MBLike... should they be allowed to???????? Also: Kacey Musgraves album review, Jimmy Eat World album review for some reason, the current tabs we have open, Alex ran a marathon, Lady Gaga is doing more jazz, Love Lies Bleeding review, we went to Saddle Ranch, Alex needs a new sport, Nicole watched Irish Wish, Alex and Nicole explore their differences and ultimately find common ground in thinking Azealia Banks is always right, Normani album review (jk) and live updates from the Wicked set.
Alex vs. J Lo
March 18, 2024 16:00 - 50 minutes - 37.4 MBThere's a new great war... and it's A Ha vs. J Lo. Also: Oscars thoughts, Dune 2, Ariana Grande Album review, Dua Lipa announces a new album, we actually find Kate Middleton, Nicole prepares Alex for a Lesbian Movie, Cardi B is an Industry Plant and Academy Award nominee Sandra Hüller stops by. NEXT WEEK: Our thoughts on Love Lies Bleeding, Kacey Musgraves album review and........ did Alex survive running a marathon? Or is he still wandering the streets of Hollywood? Tune in to find out.......
Camila XCX
March 07, 2024 15:00 - 41 minutes - 30.6 MBWe immediately find Kate Middleton, we watched Se7en, we're happy Camila is making music for Shawn, JVN is a they/therorist, Alex has more Beyonce conspiracy theories (surprise!), Tortured Poets Leak (not fake), Unreleased Olivia Rodrigo, the Unknown, Into The Unknown and Charli Cabello.
Come To Brazil Goes Down Undah
February 26, 2024 16:00 - 54 minutes - 40.1 MBHappy monday pod heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For some reason most of this episode is animal sounds????????? And Madame Web. And Normani. Komodo Dragons? Pop Crave. Taika Waititi. Also one of us gets arrested. Also Bridgit Mendler. AND CONSPIRACIES !!!!
Temu Knowles
February 16, 2024 16:00 - 57 minutes - 41.5 MBOHHHHHHH???? Another ep????? Yes!!!!!!! We talking Super Bowl, Usher, The Moon Landing, Beyonce goes country, the summer goes country, every album is coming out soon, Charli XCX flying a little too close to the poppers, Madame Web, Tina Fey, The UK (bad), Wicked trailer (good!), jet emissions, Temu commercials and Oceans 11.
JK WE'RE BACK
February 09, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 51.3 MBDid anyone think this would happen???? Did anyone want this to happen????? Well here it is!!!!!!!! The girls are back in town and we're talking: Grammys, Nicki vs. Megan, Mean Girls, Fast Car, more Taylor, Southern Charm, everyone should be crying all the time, Uggs, shes and theys, The Idol, the Opioid epidemic, dentistry is a scam, international relations and more Taylor.
The Final Episode
September 24, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 67.6 MBWe love you all... from the bottom of our (you guessed it) holes
Should Hayley Williams Be More Famous Than Beyonce?
July 09, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 44 MBIn an extra long episode extravaganza we discuss...... honestly it's hard to say. Spiked milk??? Wind???? Nicki Minaj as president????? Alex as an NBA Star????? Nicole singing LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA over and over again?????? That and more! And by "more" we mean a lengthy autotune detour and an FBI investigation into why our Taylor Swift brackets were so bad. Our last full episode till August (stream August by Taylor Swift) because of our rock and roll tour headlined by P!NK, so keep an eye ...
A Saturday Episode?????
July 03, 2021 15:00 - 48 minutes - 33.3 MBHello weekend girlies!! Saturdays are for the Saturdays!! Hope everyone is doing ok battling their gay colds. On this show we 1. discuss the new Doja Cat album 2. play the entire Mulan movie 3. mourn Fuddruckers 4. Nicole admits that she invented Covid so that she didn’t have to dance with boys in middle school. PS please write in if you square danced in 3rd grade thank you
Mike Wazowski & The Tin Foil Hat Swiftie
June 25, 2021 09:00 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MBLoving him was???? Well let me tell you!!! Red. Even though Alex thinks it's 1989. But it's Red. The next Taylor Swift album re-release is Red, Mike Wazowski is green, and Usher apparently is not very considerate of other people's feelings. We also tell a story about DMing our way into a concert (stream Troubled Paradise by Slayyyter). Anyway, #freebritney and also a big NOR to our Australian friends!!
SOUR Review (Also Jai Ho Review)
May 28, 2021 13:00 - 43 minutes - 29.8 MBTwo Rodrighoes talk about about Sour and Taylor Swift for like 35 hours
101.69 CTB Radio
May 19, 2021 09:00 - 40 minutes - 28 MBWe launch our own radio station, listen to new music (Olivia Rodrigo, Nicki Minaj), listen to old music (also Nicki Minaj), listen to Pokemon music (Katy Perry) (???) and also discuss the brit awards (should be an award show just for britney spears but whatever).
Bennifer, Ava Max and The Piano Man
May 13, 2021 09:00 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MBPlease welcome to the stage.... Bennifer, Nicki Minaj, Little Mix, Littlest Mix (their children), Coldplay, Ava Max, Burgers (???????), Joshua Bassett (????), and Taylor (!!!!!!!!!!)
Bennifer, Ava Max and The Piano Man
May 13, 2021 09:00 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MBPlease welcome to the stage.... Bennifer, Nicki Minaj, Little Mix, Littlest Mix (their children), Coldplay, Ava Max, Burgers (???????), Joshua Bassett (????), and Taylor (!!!!!!!!!!)
The Barb That Sent You This Wants You To Know
May 05, 2021 09:00 - 44 minutes - 30.6 MBWe got new onion ring reviews and some nice Microsoft paint album art but NO NEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!!!!!!! Ms. Jaguiar has let us down again but we forgive her and turn our attention to future EGOT winner Nicki Minaj's career as a movie star, specifically her role in Ice Age 20: Icy (Saweetie's Version) (Taylor's Version) (Little Mix's Version minus Jesy). Also we listen to a song that is 43 seconds long and pay our respects to King Princess' family that died on the Titanic (RIP Jack and Ros...
I'm Going INNNNN Tonight
April 30, 2021 09:00 - 48 minutes - 33.4 MBcrossing our fingers taylor releases her new album today
Naked Mole Rat vs. Poot Lovato
April 22, 2021 09:00 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MBThe people ARE talking and WE are talking about Artpop Act II, Taylor's Version (still), The Oscars (From The Vault), Demi, Poot, Raven, Phil, Solange, Beyonce, Lana, Phineas AND Ferb
Fearless (Taylor's Version) (Come To Brazil's Version)
April 14, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 46.9 MBThere's somethin' bout the way The street looks when it's just rained There's a glow off the pavement Walk me to the car And you know I wanna ask you to dance right there In the middle of the parking lot YEAH
Clappter (???????)
April 02, 2021 09:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MBFor almost an entire hour we try to figure out if """clappter""" is a word. Also a 5 minute autotune interlude AND a huge reveal (our own personal turkey sandwich recipes)
Buss It (Taylor's Version)
March 25, 2021 09:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MBWE NOW REALIZE JONI MITCHELL IS NOT FEATURED IN THE SONG AT ALL AND IT IS A COVER OF A JONI MITCHELL SONG
Max From The Goofy Movie Call Us
March 18, 2021 16:00 - 56 minutes - 39.2 MBCalifornia King Bed, Hummingbird Heartbeat, The Gucci Movie, The Goofy Movie, The Grammys, The Goofy Movie, The Demi Lovato Documentary, The Goofy Movie
All Aboard The Crazy Train(or)
March 10, 2021 10:00 - 55 minutes - 38.1 MBFrom Meghan Trainor to Ozzy Osbourne...... we get into ALL of it on this week's episode. And by all of it we mean Taylor Swift, pop-punk Nicki Minaj and Kyrsten Sinema (????)
AlexNicole
March 03, 2021 18:00 - 48 minutes - 33.1 MBIt's our pop punk episode!!!!!! Also WandaVision, Alex makes a ruling on a famous 1995 court case, and Nicole develops a bizarre laugh.
Damn Papa You A Rare Breed
February 25, 2021 15:00 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MBIt matters not what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others. Also Nicole's problem with Deux Moi, Alex pitches a movie idea with Michael B. Jordan, and a beautiful rendition of an entire Alanis Morissette song.
It's A Love Story Baby Just Say Yes
February 17, 2021 10:00 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MBIt's our second episode back and we have already become covid deniers and tried to cancel many beloved celebrities
WE'RE BACK
February 10, 2021 10:00 - 49 minutes - 34 MBTwo holes return to the throne. In their first episode back after a 5 month stint in Hollywood (TM), Alex recites every line from Beauty and the Beast and Nicole becomes a crypto billionaire. Also we share which organs we would get rid of first (teeth and heart).
THE GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME
August 20, 2020 09:00 - 40 minutes - 28 MBWe identify not one, not two, but potentially twelve different greatest songs of all time in a single episode. We also try to talk about WAP but end up playing multiple versions of songs sung by Toad. Michelle Obama also stops by and Alanis Morisette has one hand in her pocket, the other one on her peepee.
LA la LA la LA LA LA LA
August 13, 2020 16:00 - 35 minutes - 24.2 MBSo here's the thing you need to know about this episode: we talk about the WAP video. But here's the second thing you need to know: we also talk about P!NK and she even breaks into our studio. There were over one million dollars in damages and we are suing her. But that's Hollywood baby!!! And that's all you need to :) AND that's amore :)
WELCOME TO THE STAGE DIXIE D'AMELIO
August 06, 2020 15:00 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MBAlex, Nicole, and Dixie D’Amelio go on a pop culture journey that explores pressing topics such as gay Lifetime movies, Bebe Rexha breaking all of her bones, the country of Denmark blocking our videos, and Tinashe listening to folklore. Oh and we are also replacing Ellen and buying Tik Tok! You’re welcome!
FEATURING SPECIAL GUEST, BETTY!
July 30, 2020 09:00 - 43 minutes - 30 MBTaylor heard our prayers for pop culture news and GAVE US A WHOLE ALBUM. We invite Betty onto the podcast and run through every track on folklore, congratulate Demi on her engagement, and say goo goo gaga to Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner’s baby. AND THEN MORE FOLKLORE. Also some cling clang music at the end for Nicole as a treat <3
1 CHICKEN, 2 BARBZ, 3 BRAIN CELLS
July 23, 2020 09:00 - 37 minutes - 26.1 MBWe define what it means to be a barb, discuss famous barbz throughout history, untangle some of music's biggest mysteries (meredith brooks vs. bebe rexha), sing an entire verse of gucci gucci and most importantly: prepare our holes for new Maroon 5.
GOD IS A DJ
July 16, 2020 18:00 - 33 minutes - 23 MBIf God is a DJ...... life is a dance floor. P!nk said it so it must be true! Our only notes before recording this episode were ‘hamilton debate’ and ‘jennifer coolidge’ so please tune in for potentially the most thought provoking episode we’ve ever recorded.
COME TO BRAZIL: THE COMPLETE CONFECTION
July 09, 2020 14:00 - 34 minutes - 23.5 MBWell clearly celebrities have decided to be lazy this week because all we talked about was KATY PERRY’S ALBUM FROM 2010. Nicole also serenades Kacey Musgraves and Alex is now a HamilHead.
RECORDING IN RAIN GONE WRONG
July 02, 2020 09:00 - 37 minutes - 25.7 MBAlex and Nicole have reunited on the roof of their Malibu studio to record in person for the first time in 84 years! We award Album of the Year to The Black Eyed Peas, spread for Charlie Puth, nearly avoid electrocution and essentially solve the Swiftgron theories and all unsolved mysteries.
BAKER’S DOZEN OF HOLES
June 25, 2020 18:00 - 32 minutes - 22.6 MBWe learn a lot of things in this episode but most importantly that Nicole has a baker’s dozen of holes. Also we play multiple Beyoncé clips, Phoebe Bridgers screams our ears off, Raven Symone got married, and a brave and bold and POWERFUL new Chromatica II transition…
BAKER’S DOZEN OF HOLES
June 25, 2020 18:00 - 32 minutes - 22.6 MBWe learn a lot of things in this episode but most importantly that Nicole has a baker’s dozen of holes. Also we play multiple Beyoncé clips, Phoebe Bridgers screams our ears off, Raven Symone got married, and a brave and bold and POWERFUL new Chromatica II transition…
LISTEN TO US WATCH TIK TOKS
June 18, 2020 09:00 - 23 minutes - 16.4 MBThis episode is a recreation of a day in our lives: watching Tik Toks and talking over each other. Also Spongebob is gay. PLEASE CONTINUE DONATING <3 LINK WITH PLACES TO DONATE HERE: linktr.ee/nicolewboyce
PAWS UP (AND INTO YOUR WALLETS)
June 11, 2020 23:00 - 31 minutes - 21.8 MBPLACES TO DONATE: Black Lives Matter LGBTQ Emergency Bail Fund Marsha P. Johnson Institute Homeless Black Trans Women Fund
RAIN ON ME TSUNAMI
May 28, 2020 15:00 - 43 minutes - 29.9 MBJust when we thought it couldn’t get any better….. RAIN ON ME HAS BEEN RELEASED AND IT’S A STRONG CONTENDER FOR SONG OF THE SUMMER. We congratulate Megan (Thee) on her #1 song, fire Lana Del Rey from our staff, officially announce that Katherine McPhee has been hereby CANCELED, argue about some CRJ, and take a look at the daisies..daiSIES...DAISIES!!!
CHER LLOYD WAS IN THE JACKSON 5
May 21, 2020 09:00 - 32 minutes - 22.3 MBLots happened this week in Malibu so try to keep up! We hired Jojo Siwa as our chauffeur, told 6ix9ine to GOOBAack to jail, exposed a potential TS/Post Malone collab, cling clanged to new Charli, and uncovered that Cher Lloyd was actually in the Jackson 5.
WE ORDERED 300 CHROMATICA JOCKSTRAPS
May 14, 2020 14:00 - 40 minutes - 28.1 MBYou asked, we put some more! Alex and Nicole go EXTREMELY off script in this podcast episode to discuss the chaotic week of new music and Billboard charts, welcome to our hearts X Æ A-12 and Robert Pattinson, check in on Chromatica, and literally skip anything that has to do with Pete Davidson.
BARBZ V. HOTTIES
May 07, 2020 09:00 - 37 minutes - 25.5 MBIn a grounbreaking 102nd episode, Alex and Nicole will several film remakes into existence, invite the murder hornets to officially Come To Brazil, stream the Savage remix over the Say So remix, and obviously discuss some implausible T-Swift theories. Also at the end there is weirdly an EDM dance party?? You never know when you're in Malibu!!
BJÖRKNEY
April 30, 2020 20:00 - 32 minutes - 22.3 MBOoooh I know you see me standing here… LIVE FROM MALIBU 101 IT’S COME TO BRAZIL!!!!!!! Our 101 Dalmatians episode has finally arrived. Wendy Williams phones in, Meghan Thee Stallion and Beyonce ruin our lives yet again, and we discuss some of the locations Britney Spears could have lived. And some cling clang music!
OUR 100TH EPISODE!!!!
April 23, 2020 17:00 - 38 minutes - 26.1 MBNo one asked, WE LISTENED! We celebrate 100 episodes of Come to Brazil insanity with another socially distanced episode discussing Megan Thee Trainor, Blue Ivy’s medical degree, and our new daddy Keith Urban.
GO PISS GIRL
April 17, 2020 20:00 - 29 minutes - 20.3 MBIf you NEED… SOME PODCAST….. WE HAVE A NEW EPISODE. Our brain brains broke broke over the Gossip Girl memes, new Selena songs are out, Lady Gaga is hosting the music event of the century and Miranda Cosgrove re-enters our lives yet again.
2 BARBZ IN QUARANTINE
April 09, 2020 17:00 - 32 minutes - 22.3 MBMasks on, ladies and gays. We bring you yet another socially distanced episode where Nicole and Alex stream our co-worker Lindsay Lohan’s new single, Nicole rehashes the entire plot of Frozen 2 against her own will, and Alex goes all in Carrie Underwood. And yes, we drove our keys into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive!!!!!!!!