Coincidence Control Network

CCN 129 — No Home For Steady Science Facts

August 01, 2021 15:20 - 1 hour - 97.5 MB

Coincidence Control Network 129 — No Home For Steady Science Facts The fellas talk dark matter, ducks, and naked homesteading. Links: Genetic and “natural” link for bipolar disorder in Amish population (pub med study) Replication crisis in psychology Replication crisis in the rest of science The web of galactic connection. 8=====D Ducks are incel rapists Scientifically accurate Ducktales Panpsychism Plant consciousness Roots of CIA mind control “Why don’t we tag team your GF?” L...

CCN 128 — Sick of the Monkey Business

July 24, 2021 16:23 - 2 hours - 125 MB

Coincidence Control Network 128 — Sick of the Monkey Business Rob M becomes a regular part of the crew. The fellas talk placebo, laying down flat, and the powerful arms of kangaroos. Links: Monkey B virus Gain of function study Can’t teach an old neuron new tricks, or wait, what? Maybe we can! Lay down flat movement Kangaroo terrorizing neighborhood in Brisbane. Kangaroo punch Crawlers Not-deer Your brain on plants

CCN 127 — Wake Me When It’s Over

July 02, 2021 16:31 - 1 hour - 98.1 MB

Coincidence Control Network 127 — Wake Me When It’s Over A couple of sleepy fellas talk about UFOs, Epstein, and wolves. links: Death to all wolves? War on Reality Epstein’s clone army McAfee was Epsteined Pentagon releases UFO papers Saagar Enjeti says aliens are real World’s smallest monkey

CCN 126 — Pirates!

June 26, 2021 16:53 - 2 hours - 126 MB

The fellas talk over each other about bigfoot, Alex Jones, and the similarities between occultism and modern psychology. Featuring Rob M. links: Monkey alpha males Jon Stewart on Colbert Kamala vs Kamala Where the Footprints End Joshua Cutchin Iceland’s fairy highway Bilateral stimulation Alex Jones on the UFOs Visit Portland! Watch yer back!

CCN 125 — Monkey Special

June 18, 2021 16:40 - 1 hour - 92.1 MB

Coincidence Control Network 125 — Monkey Special It's the very special monkey episode. The fellas have been way too dark lately, that means it's time for a really, really long monkey segment. Links: Adrenochrome Monkey origins in Florida No more monkey AIDS No native monkeys in N America Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill Herpes monkeys go apeshit Monkeys fed by fruit vendors Displaced monkeys in India Monkey accents Caitlin Johnstone’s tweet Lindy effect Black Wall Street Buck br...

CCN 124 — Too Hot For TV

June 11, 2021 08:25 - 1 hour - 72.7 MB

Coincidence Control Network 124 — Too Hot For TV The fellas are too sweaty to think straight or keep a train of thought on the rails. They try to talk about alt media personalities, Bitcoin, and why you can’t trust anybody these days. Links: Eve Fartlow Fauci emails Invisible sculptures are art too Wolves keep deer safe from cars Krystal and Saagar do their own thing Vaush chimes in about Rising Tim Dillon craps on Bitcoin

CCN 123 — Contrarians

May 27, 2021 16:14 - 1 hour - 97.8 MB

CCN 123 — Contrarians The fellas talk about reopening, modern slavery in the US, and the trouble with labels. Links: Fauci lies again Biden begs for claps Clintons had slaves Slaves are still ok Epstein and Bill Gates Sex- and Amphetamine-crazed cicadas RIP Paul Mooney

CCN 122 — Go Eat Bugs

May 21, 2021 09:35 - 1 hour - 85.3 MB

CCN 122 — Go Eat Bugs Coincidence Control Network 122 — Go Eat Bugs The fellas talk airborne illnesses, Epstein, and why the rich want us to eat bugs. Links: Study: bus outbreak Masks can’t stop vaping WH verifies Havana syndrome Russian clones: New fall lineup The 10,000 Year Explosion Isaac Kappy's dead man switch (Location found?) Epstein Island footage Marina Abromovic Melinda throws Bill under the bus Young blood Bug cookies

CCN 121 — Bored of Politics

May 13, 2021 15:34 - 1 hour - 85.8 MB

CCN 121 The fellas talk cults, CIA, and the leisure class. Lil Ray does a decent James Carville impression. Jars of Clay: Don’t hate gay people 12 Tribes Love Has Won Red Scare James Carville says Wokeness is done What’s the Matter With Kansas Woke CIA Secret Sun says it’s a ritual Theory of the Leisure Class Cyber pandemic

CCN 120 — WTNFT

May 06, 2021 17:41 - 1 hour - 75.1 MB

The crew talks about old memes, new art, and modern witchcraft. Featured guest: Humps McDumps Links: Victims of the Meme Wars get rich off NFTs Grumpy Cat movie NYPD fires robodog Human/monkey embryos freak out the norms Pentagon confirms creepy UFO vids Witch TikTok Tom Brady’s wife Project Veritas takes on the oligarchy NYT responds to lawsuit

CCN 119 — Who Loves a Parade?

April 15, 2021 11:53 - 2 hours - 111 MB

The fellas talk about stonks, public rituals, and AOC's amazing ability to say nothing at all. Links: Robot police dogs in the wild Lefty gets visited by police after criticizing AOC Official Preppy Handbook “Pause” on J&J vaccine in US Town murdered bully BC doc: Vaccine killing more than virus Joe Biden when he made sense Mummy parade Gotthard Tunnel ceremony Last wooly mammoth Monkey: Macaque escape German park

CCN 118 — Prestidigitation

April 07, 2021 09:45 - 1 hour - 85.1 MB

The fellas talk about the reintroduction of endangered species, cancel culture, and the inherent dweebiness of the occult. Links: Grizzlies in Alberta Spider tail snake Cuff and Link #CancelCrowley #CancelLauraIngallsWilder When TicTacs attack! Sigil engine Catching lab animals Monkeys: Mutant autist monkeys

CCN 117 — Smugosterone

April 01, 2021 18:15 - 1 hour - 109 MB

The fellas talk about getting old, why super straights are secretly Nazis, and what color the cynicism pill is. Links: Oxford University QCovid risk calculator Super-straight SWERF Andrew Schulz on super-straight BLM’s deleted ‘About’ page Monkeys: Monkeys in Kenucky Devil shoes Nikolas Schrek Alex Burns

CCN 116 — Ted Cruzing

March 24, 2021 16:24 - 1 hour - 79.1 MB

The fellas talk AI, fake news, and Lovecraft. Links: Sea gypsies AI is hawt AI is your friend CNN caught with fake video? Anderson Cooper pretends to be flooded Brooklyn Dad Lovecraft and Dark Enlightenment

CCN 115 — MANual Labors

March 10, 2021 18:03 - 1 hour - 83.2 MB

The fellas talk about guppies, NFTs, and the mystery of the eel. Featuring Rob M. Links: How the FBI creates terrorists Lefty activist at capitol riots paid thousands for footage Guppies need ugly friends Dragonfly’s mouth will give you nightmares NFTs Nostradamus on 2021 Monkeys: Bali temple monkeys know what to steal Where do baby eels come from?

CCN 114 — Flying Hammers

March 04, 2021 18:45 - 1 hour - 104 MB

The fellas shout at each other over a construction crew’s hammering. They talk about Bill Gates, Georgia Guidestones, and louche—sorry—loosh. Featuring Rob M. Links: Max Blumenthal on Bill Gates (Grayzone article) Georgia Guidestones Sentinelese Loosh Newsom eats out Jim Keller on multidimensional aliens Thylacine? Not a thylacine Barbara Bush: (probably) not Crowley’s daughter Malcolm X assassination

CCN 113 — Shakira Law

February 23, 2021 12:41 - 2 hours - 127 MB

The fellas talk parasites, Santa Claus fetishes, and the whites. Ted has some new theories about ancient aliens. Links: WEF smart mask Texas sh*t show explained Spiders that pretend to be ants Bear love Biblioteca Pléyades Parasite makes gay crabs Maxwell on Trump and Clinton Belgium’s X-Files

CCN 112 — (We’re All) Innocent Lambs

February 16, 2021 10:48 - 1 hour - 101 MB

The fellas talk Jesus, UFOs, monkeys, and Elon Musk—pretty standard fare. Links: Is America a Third World country? (US has money, but doesn’t look developed) Travelers in the US The Super Bowl tanked Biden Booed Spinach taught to email Cuomo coverup Monkeys: Marmosets can eavesdrop Monkeys: Love porn Elon News: UFOs over Utah US Navy’s fusion energy patent and Dr. Pais US to lead world in old transport tech Parable of the talents Witch of King’s Cross Here’s how to get to 4C...

CCN #111 - Thumbs = Murder

February 10, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 96.4 MB

Last week’s recording was devoured by demons, but the fellas fought them off and made it back. They talk about Epstein’s harem of scientists and why dolphins hate humans. Featuring: Lil Ray and Ted Heistman Links: Copepods and Ostracods Epstein wanted to seed human race Biden’s science chief connected to Epstein Bill Gates and Epstein Monkeys: Elon hooks monkey up to neurolink Brain cell microchips Shrimp batteries Monkeys: Bigfoot hunting Humans are too loud for dolphins ...

CCN File #110 - Invasion

January 27, 2021 10:04 - 1 hour - 96.9 MB

The fellas are joined by Big Papa Ken Eakins, host of Right Where You Are Sitting Now, who points out that their monkey news segment is a ripoff of Ricky Gervais. These know-it-all Brits. Amirite? Featuring: Lil Ray, Ted Heistman, and Ken Eakins Game designer on QAnon Dominion theology QAnon drops Reviewing the Cult of Kek Cicada book Operation Falcon Punch The Institute Desperate Qanoners think Trump is signalling them in Morse code Trump ordered more drone strikes than Obama Dea...

CCN File #109 - Measurable Changes

January 19, 2021 11:34 - 1 hour - 72.4 MB

The fellas span some time with musician, host of Art Fight Podcast, and CCN alumnus Joe Nolan. They talk #ForceTheVote, UFOs, and herpes. Featuring: Lil Ray, Ted Heistman, and Joe Nolan Links: Manatees for trump Obama deported more people than Trump Strange signal from Jupiter's moons CIA opens UFO files CIA coup of the Dems Dark Journalist Monkeys: Herpes monkeys Neanderthal sex World’s oldest cave painting Man injects magic mushrooms Dire wolves weren’t wolves

CCN File #108 - Profanity Encouraged

January 12, 2021 14:36 - 1 hour - 73.1 MB

This week Dr. Paul Harrison of the Profane Humanities Podcast joins the fellas for a frank discussion about the dangers of cancel culture on campus and why it’s a good idea to base people’s credit scores on their porn searchers. Featuring Ted Heistman, Lil Ray, and Dr. Paul Harrison Links: Professor under woke fire iPhone workers in India destroy factory IMF: Base credit scores on search history Scientists make music playlists for tripping on shrooms Agenda 21 Collapsed pyramid...

CCN File #107 - Happy New Yawn

January 05, 2021 17:27 - 1 hour - 70.5 MB

Post-holiday laziness is in full effect as the fellas talk Great Reset, the relief bill’s UFO disclosure clause, and why we’re all Bigfoot Featuring: Ted Heistman and Lil Ray Links: Vikings are mutts Boleskine House: Occultists go home! Great Reset goes public What is servitisation COVID Bill will force Pentagon to disclose aliens Prince Charles is Dracula’s heir Trump Lawyer: Epstein is alive But is the lawyer a Democrat plant? #ForceTheVote proves The Squad is all talk Monkeys:...

CCN File #106 - The Lost Episode

December 29, 2020 11:14 - 1 hour - 102 MB

Technical difficulties almost sent this one to the trash can, but Lil Ray saved what he could. The fellas talk about aliens, cephalopods and Ted’s bizarre family history. Featuring: Lil Ray and Ted Heistman Links: Every Mayor and governor accused of breaking COVID rules (Josh) Cuomo’s Emmy Monkey: Cher wants to rescue gorilla Alone season 7 The pygmy who was put in a zoo Former Israeli space security officer: Aliens are real and Trump knows Octopus biology Hannah Duston Uri Gella...

CCN File #105 - Not a Christmas Episode

December 24, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 76 MB

The fellas talk about dogs and bigfoot. Lil Ray agrees to go squatchin’ on air. That’s a verbal contract. Featuring: Lil Ray and Ted Heistman Links: AOC merch Intro to the Dark Enlightenment Chinese social score keeps man off high speed rail Covid class war We are Bigfoot In the Spirit of Seatco Pornhub cleans house Aborted baby scalps end up on rodents Newton’s dog

CCN File #104 - Always Have a Monkey in the Chamber

December 08, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 73.6 MB

The fellas get real philosophical about time and existence … JK. It’s nothing but fart jokes as far as the ear can hear. Links: The universe looks like a brain Zero Books censored Monoliths say ‘Bye bitch” Woman eats man’s brains on street 230 Repeal Studies can’t be reproduced Battle of the billionaires Against the Managers National committee for AI Monkeys: Hungry monkeys brawl

CCN File #103 - Lizard People on Drugs

November 25, 2020 11:09 - 1 hour - 90.7 MB

Coincidence Control Network: File #103 - Lizard People on Drugs The boys get weird and Lil Ray blames it on the drugs. They talk about Tracy Twyman, how conspiracy theories can lead to real creeps, and how to offset darkness with monkeys. Featuring: Lil Ray and Ted Heistman Links: Baphomet on TikTok Everything you ever wanted to know about Tracy Twyman but were too afraid to ask Twyman on Youtube Isaac Kappy’s death A Disinfo writer’s “experiences with a hyperdimensional creature”...

CCN File #102 - Big Daddy?

November 17, 2020 11:00 - 54 minutes - 49.6 MB

The boys discuss evolution, Russiagate, and the reasons why new rap is terrible. Featuring: Lil Ray and Ted Heistman Links: Trump’s Russia sanctions are tougher than you’d imagine German court declares that Techno is music Ardipithecus on Rogan Cain’s Jawbone solved Speedy Rubik’s cubes Miley Cyrus on UFOs

CCN File #101 - Election Addiction

November 11, 2020 18:47 - 1 hour - 73 MB

You can finally relax. Lil Ray and Ted have called the election. Featuring: Lil Ray and Ted Heistman Links: Was Trump cheated? Biden’s GOP support TikTok user says he faked ballot destruction video Giuliani says 450,000 Pennsylvania votes are suspect Postal employee claims his boss backdated Penn votes Michigan software glitch Georgia software glitch Glitchy software used in most of the country

CCN File #100 - The Centennial

November 10, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 103 MB

We welcome back some friendly faces, Matheny reveals he’s involved in every weird story we can bring up, and we discuss why the internet isn’t fun anymore. Featuring: Ken Eakins, Joseph Matheny, Joe Nolan, Lil Ray, and Ted Heistman Links: Mexico’s devil castle overrun by Satanists Quantum Jumping Cup Method Books Matheny recommends: Walking Through Clear Water in a Pool Painted Black by Cookie Mueller Pale Horse Rider: William Cooper, the Rise of Conspiracy, and the Fall...

CCN File #99 - Hanging Chads

November 03, 2020 12:16 - 1 hour - 81.9 MB

Alex Jones is dying, the election is happening, and all we care about is begging for more Twitter followers. Typical. This week we talk about Joe Rogan, the Electoral College, and how to reverse engineer a death ray. Featuring: Lil Ray, Ted Heistman Links: Alex Jones episode taken down by Spotify and then put back up Pop Magick? Life in 2030: “You will own nothing and be happy” Trump and Tesla Hillary is now an elector in the electoral college Gambia turns away from marble-based vot...

CCN File #98 - All-American Beef

October 27, 2020 06:47 - 1 hour - 66 MB

Oh my stars and garters, the Network is back online and broadcasting again--only this time we don't have to answer to our British rulers! It's the American Re-Revolution! This week we talk about Trump’s time-traveling career, normal cults, and all the reasons that the NWO should wipe out the population. We also can’t shut up about politics. Sorry. It’s election season. Links: Trump says he’ll look into UFOs Pleistocene Park Hawaiian schools used courses designed by a cult Hillary’s Pra...