Coffee & Cider
39 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 8 years ago - ★★★★★ - 10 ratingsWhat do you do when trying to do (or avoid doing) work? Coffee & Cider is a show about two self-employed people motivating (or de-motivating) themselves and each other before hitting their mutual nightly deadlines.
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Episodes
38: The Body Farm
June 17, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 36 BytesAre all the answers our heroes need found at a repurposed pig farm full of decaying bodies??? Rich contemplates his potentially Lord of the Rings-ian journey to San Diego. Danielle is considering a return to a world she left behind.
37: 70's Sex Mom Haircut
April 20, 2016 13:45 - 1 hour - 36 BytesEisner Award Nominee John Allison does not introduce himself nor is he introduced as this episode's sit-in special guest substitute co-host on the Coffee & Cider Jazz Band. What if Rich were a priest, literally dripping in gold? He could be a Dracula! Have you a Death Wish? Come on down to my restaurant! Calm down, dear.
36: Go Ahead and Drop Out of College
March 29, 2016 19:00 - 1 hour - 40 BytesCoffee & Cider (but Hold the Coffee) LIVE from STAPLE 2016! Rich takes a show off so that we can present the "Webcomics" panel from STAPLE 2016 in full, with Very Special Guests Spike Trotman, Dave Mercier, Matt Melvin, and our very own Danielle "Cider" Corsetto! Additional panels from STAPLE 2016 will appear in the Artist Edition feed.
35: The Golden Ratio
March 03, 2016 03:13 - 42 minutes - 25 BytesDo you ever worry what'll happen if EVERYONE at yoga farts? Danielle and Rich discuss The Golden Ratio, academic standards they never knew to have before they started teaching, and the magic of re-gifting technology.
34: Convenience Stores of My Youth
February 18, 2016 22:45 - 1 hour - 37 BytesRich begins backing up 16 years of website and Danielle reveals the secrets of "MultiTime".We finally discover Rich's superpower. No, the other one. No, not that one either.
33: Ryan North Pillow Case
February 06, 2016 00:00 - 46 minutes - 28 BytesDanielle becomes Max Headroom and Rich has finally gotten weather that resembles actual winter. Of course he has nothing better to do than get Danielle hooked on "The Peach"just like all the cool, happening youths.
32: Universal Connector
January 15, 2016 22:45 - 44 minutes - 21 BytesRich and Danielle have a solution for Twitter, and it involves money. They discuss illustrious careers in teaching as well as bad comics contracts that effectively involve no money. "Powerball" means everyone may now design one consensual mini golf hole!
31: Something More Positive
December 10, 2015 01:00 - 1 hour - 31 BytesSexy Heroic Single Dad Randy Milholland redefines “reason for the season” with Danielle and Rich on what becomes a Very Special Holiday Special you had no idea anyone would want, but realize you now cannot live without. [[NOTE: Randy is not in any actual nor legal sense a “dad” and your read on his heroism may vary, but his pure sexual energy is undeniable.]]
30: The Origins of Chocolate
December 04, 2015 17:30 - 46 minutes - 22 BytesDanielle is selling a physical good called Original Art. Rich has mastered the ancient mercantile art of Laying Down Clear Tape. Our heroes finally answer a burning question: which Super Mario Bros. cartridge do you trust with your banking records?
29: Entrance to Hellworld
November 21, 2015 02:00 - 52 minutes - 25 BytesDanielle and Rich catch up on the last two months they did no podcasting, but mostly and almost exclusively talk about how, thanks to first-hand use, Rich thinks the iPad Pro is going to destroy the Wacom tentacle monster for many cartoonists.
28: Scissors for Your Lawn
September 28, 2015 23:30 - 45 minutes - 21 BytesGhostbusters II was, in fact, a movie. What organized crime is best executed by employing a child in a fedora? Tune in to find out, and also to hear our first mid-show Bathroom Break!
27: Age 18 Months, in a Tracksuit
August 28, 2015 20:29 - 38 minutes - 25 BytesGood News: Danielle has finally returned from her month away from sweet, sustaining internet access. Bad News: She and Rich start talking about cannibalism standards early on, so you may need to ascertain whether you're the eating or eaten type.
26: Vote for Clever
August 08, 2015 00:40 - 41 minutes - 31 BytesSigh in relief: Danielle yet survives in the Canadian Wilds. Will she be able to find "Boy Wonder" Ryan North without the help of Technology? Will Rich tear this mother down when the final loads of return shipping from SDCC arrive, truly marking The Start of Christmas?
25: Time Away From The Internet
July 31, 2015 02:34 - 33 minutes - 25 BytesOur Intrepid Cider Scout Danielle continues her Internetless Canadian Adventure and Survivor-Refugee Rich drifts back onto the shore of civilization in the filthy wake of San Diego Comic-Con. Above: the empty husk of a (former) pay phone bank. Part 2 of Cider in Exile 2015
24: What Celsius Means
July 23, 2015 17:40 - 21 minutes - 16 BytesComing to you not-live and via Direct Distance Dialing involving zero computers and instead actual phones...it's Coffee & Cider's San Diego Comic-Con Not-So-Special! How has Danielle survived off the internet grid? Did Rich make it to San Diego, or did he get whacked? Voices from the recent past will tell you!
23: Quit the Internet
July 02, 2015 16:25 - 40 minutes - 33 BytesOn the precipice of our most dramatic phase of the show yet, wherein Danielle will literally be phoning it in but probably working ten times as hard as Rich in doing so, we contemplate the brink of living internet-free (Danielle) versus internet-rich (Rich, aka "Internet Rich").
22: Misandry is the Best!
June 20, 2015 02:23 - 43 minutes - 36 BytesDanielle finalizes plans for her voyage into the frying frozen north, and Rich successfully convinces himself to definitely probably absolutely not be 100% against maybe driving a van through the Cursed Lands of The South, preaching (some of) the Gospel of Jabba the Hutt. How much does a case of Fancy Slave Leia Toys No One Wants go for these days?
21: Smothered by a Dream
June 03, 2015 02:11 - 40 minutes - 33 BytesDanielle won an award and a newspaper...or was it a newspaper comics syndicate. Wait...did she get dressed up to win a Reuben sandwich? She and Rich discuss Old Guard, New Guard, New New Guard, and finally the New Old Guard in comics. Kindly get off their respective lawns, please and thanks!
20: The No-Radio Zone
May 20, 2015 02:15 - 37 minutes - 31 BytesRich continues planning the prevention of Danielle's off-grid death, and Danielle opens the Pandora's Box that is Ham Radio. Would Rich just "come back" if he shut everything off for a month? Do we want to find out? #KILLALLMEN
19: Drive a Sex Van
May 07, 2015 21:43 - 43 minutes - 37 BytesDanielle "preps" for her tech-free voyage, and Rich teaches her some of the Dark Magicks of Amtrakmancing. That and the importance of Sex Vans and weapons.
18: I Survived the 90's
May 02, 2015 03:17 - 38 minutes - 33 BytesRich has been excavating treasures in his warehouse and Danielle prepares to boldly go back in time (in the near future, when she goes to Canada)! Will Rich survive expired Pseudoephedrine? Will Danielle find a radio-only Walkman?
17: Dorothy and Blanche and Rose and Sophia
April 09, 2015 01:20 - 35 minutes - 30 BytesRich has been living one song on loop for a long, long time now. It's a great song. The kind you don't mind for hanging around...the kind you thank for being a friend. Be a friend, throw in your Brain Jerky, and join the Nosepickers Society to plan your Post-Modern Retirement.
16: How Do You Say Wendigo?
April 09, 2015 01:10 - 30 minutes - 26 BytesDanielle has recovered from Con Crud, Rich has a massive pork bone, and one of our heroes might be on the way to becoming The Next Cathy?!
15: Ugliest Beautiful Most Creepy Hero
March 19, 2015 19:51 - 37 minutes - 23 BytesDanielle finished Girls With Slingshots and is now a full-time gardener! Rich is pursuing a new career in the ceramic arts! EVERYTHING IS CHANGING!
14: 30-Proof Soup
March 06, 2015 17:41 - 33 minutes - 20 BytesDanielle and Rich discuss the finer points of yoga, "douchesnacks", and destroying a piece of human history. Come for the male prostitute humor. Stay to slather it with butter.
13: Where the Pudding Cats Come From
February 28, 2015 03:39 - 38 minutes - 23 BytesDanielle reveals amazing non-spoilers regarding the lovely "little murder palace" that plays a key role in the last days of Girls With Slingshots. Rich, ever with the train analogies, is completely "off the rails", poor guy. Next week, Danielle is the guest on the second episode of Come As You Are, a brand-new show about sex hosted by Emily Nagoski. It's "the kink show" that Rich refers to in this episode of Coffee & Cider.
12: A Lucrative Job in Pornography
February 13, 2015 21:47 - 40 minutes - 25 BytesHealed from illness as if by magic, Danielle is worried about Rich. Is "Stevens the Third Mansion" haunted??? Find out (or don't) whether either of them or their comics have "big idea" backstories! ALSO: in life, why would you not choose to play as Peach if you could?
11: We Should Be Dead
January 23, 2015 05:08 - 38 minutes - 20 BytesDanielle and Rich examine the realities and myths of sleep and rest, along with Rich's propensity for hitting his head. SPOILER WARNING: Do not attempt "sleep" while in the process of "driving".
10: Allergy to Fun
January 16, 2015 21:07 - 34 minutes - 18 BytesDanielle is building a desk. Did Rich make it to Disney World? Did he even leave the confines of his office? Tune in to find out! Also: have your keys on you at ALL TIMES.
9: Nut Stand Mayorship
January 11, 2015 05:10 - 39 minutes - 24 BytesRich contemplates and plans an Amtrak Birthday Adventure. Danielle reveals her magic travel smarts regarding aero-travel and shamelessly offers free advertising to Marvel's Ryan North's Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, which has a warm place in her boudoir. This reminds Rich of the tragic tale of his beloved wallet photo of Ryan North... Join us now for A Very Special Coffee & Cider.
8: A Billion Open Tabs
January 01, 2015 00:40 - 11 minutes - 8 BytesA bonus (Fake) "New Year" episode finds Rich playing Mr. Fix-It for Danielle's battle against Photoshop.
7: Golden Girls with Slingshots
December 30, 2014 02:26 - 39 minutes - 26 BytesOn a Monday after Christmas and before New Year's, Danielle announced that she is ending Girls With Slingshots in March 2015.
6: Criterion Velocity
December 20, 2014 05:59 - 39 minutes - 19 BytesDanielle is back and recovered from travel, so the GlutenFreedonian Duo talk about fun stuff the kids like: Social Justice, creeping out creeper dudes, and Dr. Mario. This week: the secret to your superpowers (yes you, and yes you have them!).
5: This Tumblr Wrld (Thanksgiving Crossover Special)
November 30, 2014 19:27 - 46 minutes - 22 BytesIn the shocking 46-minute conclusion to an equally shocking 4-minute episode of Night Moves..."Dnanielle", Rich, and Moisés barely discuss Thanksgiving, time zones, and the un-boring versions of world/space travel. (Part 2 of 2)
Night Moves 5: Road Trip to Egypt (Thanksgiving Crossover Special)
November 30, 2014 19:15 - 4 minutes - 2 BytesNight Moves has crossed over with Coffee & Cider for our first MAJOR CROSSOVER CLIFFHANGER EVENT. Will Rich solve transatlantic travel? What's worth doing in South America? FIND OUT TODAY. (Part 1 of 2)
4: Cuckoo Bananapants
November 21, 2014 22:45 - 37 minutes - 18 BytesDanielle and Rich look back at The Mystery of The Missing Box from her Thought Bubble trip. They go further and do a "deep dive" to examine their transportation choices, hopes, and dreams. This week, we discover Rich's grand plan for Future Travel Across Oceans.
3: Falling Out of an Airplane
November 12, 2014 19:15 - 40 minutes - 20 BytesDanielle and Rich discuss her upcoming trip to the UK for Thought Bubble, as well as the perils of hidden glutens, butters, and Nazi Truth Serum.
2: The Last Thing I Stole from Work
October 30, 2014 00:15 - 36 minutes - 17 BytesDanielle and Rich discuss distractions, focus, and the nice things they find in the alleyway. How can non-working arcade cabinets help keep you productive? How can a nice day truck you into not doing work?
1: 5000 Years of Progress
October 23, 2014 01:28 - 31 minutes - 15 BytesDanielle Corsetto and Rich Stevens do their version of water cooler talk and it becomes a show. Discussed: the importance of a hammock and naps, good gluten-free pizza, and what happened when one of our hosts first tasted "Pizza! Pizza!". Is pregnancy a full-time job? This is the pilot for Coffee & Cider. You can subscribe via RSS for now. Rate and review the show once it hits iTunes. What do you do when trying to do (or avoid doing) work? Coffee & Cider is a show about two self-employed pe...