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Cocktail Party Massacre

63 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 5 years ago - ★★★★★ - 105 ratings

We’re hosting a killer party, and you’re invited. Cocktail Party Massacre is Earth's favorite horror movie game show…because it's Earth’s ONLY horror movie game show. Contestants have a chance to win the coveted title of Final Girl -- but ONLY by outsmarting our slasher in three rounds of horror movie trivia.

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Evil Dead (2013)

July 24, 2019 04:50 - 1 hour - 87.5 MB

This game show episode is all about one of my favorite horror remakes (or is it a reboot?), EVIL DEAD (2013). Jorge joins me as tonight's Final Girl contestant. He'll be attempting to outrun our guest slasher, his friend (and former Cocktail Party Massacre victim), Beto. Will Jorge survive our zombie slasher? Or will he end up with something evil inside him? (tee hee hee) Check out Jorge, Beto and friends on the Boys, Booze and Blood podcast. Follow me on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter...

Interview | 'THEY'RE INSIDE' director and co-author, Jean-Paul Panelli

July 10, 2019 04:30 - 30 minutes - 42.4 MB

Part home invasion. Part found footage. Complete psychological thriller. The new movie They're Inside follows a group of friends who experience a serious trauma, but --as the movie unfolds -- we realize the trauma started long ago. Writer, director and producer Jean-Paul Panelli comes on the show to talk about this appropriately stylized and anxiety-inducing film, a movie that reinforces just how BIG low budget can be.  See the movie at Frida Cinema in Santa Ana, CA Friday, July 12th until...

Friday the 13th IV: The Final Chapter (but not really)

June 25, 2019 12:30 - 59 minutes - 82.8 MB

In the latest deadly episode of Cocktail Party Massacre, Federico (Fede) joins me at Kilrook Manor all the way from Bologna Italy to discuss what he adamantly feels is the BEST installment in the Friday the 13th franchise: The (not so) Final Chapter. We discuss Corey Feldman's chemo look, Crispin Glover's questionable dance skills and more (all while I'm making goo-goo eyes at my Italian stallion guest). Our guest slasher is Brent, whom you may remember from as a Final Girl contestant from t...

Insidious (2010)

June 12, 2019 12:30 - 1 hour - 85.5 MB

Holy buckfalls! This episode has it all: Vegans, Korean YouTube culture, Olympic-style powerlifting and of course PLENTY of horror talk -- not the least of which includes three round of trivia a la Insidious, the 2010 horror flick that arguably re-energized the paranormal sub-genre. And this one's also a nail-biter, folks. Our guest slasher, Amy, plays a game of cat 'n' mouse with Final Girl contestant, Jae. Who'll survive? Listen in. Please remember to rate + review + subscribe + share wi...

THE CHILDREN (1980)

May 28, 2019 12:30 - 51 minutes - 70.8 MB

WTF has happened to 'The Children'? They're more than hormonal. THEY'RE ZOMBIES! (...kind of...) Join our latest cocktail party gone awry when we try to kill Final Girl contestant Garrett in three rounds of trivia based on this creepy little anti-nuclear horror flick from the Carter era.  Remember to Rate + Review + Subscribe! Find CPM on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter. Buy a CPM T-shirt! Listen to Zalatan Music here! 

LIVE SHOW: PIECES (1982)

May 16, 2019 12:30 - 29 minutes - 40.5 MB

Wanna know the craziest way to kick off Season 3? It's Cocktail Party Massacre LIVE!  When Alamo Drafthouse Raleigh asked Brock to pick a horror movie to present for #TerrorTuesday, he chose PIECES (1982). At the film's bonkers conclusion, Brock invites movie-goers to his cocktail party. Things go awry when the party is crashed by the VHS Vortex slasher, Josh. Will the audience make it out alive? It'll take winning at trivia. Become a final girl contestant. CPM shirts & mugs: Amy May P...

Cocktail Party Massacre Season 3 Coming Soon!

April 24, 2019 12:00 - 9 minutes - 14 MB

Have you missed Cocktail Party Massacre, Earth's favorite horror movie game show? Well, you won't need to miss it much longer. It's coming back! Season 3 starts soon with new cocktails, more slashers and new contestants (which means Igor will need to start digging new graves!). Rate, review subscribe and share with other likeminded horror fans. Become a Final Girl contestant. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Buy a CPM t-shirt. Check out Zalatan Music for more sick bea...

INTERVIEW | To Hell and Back: The Kane Hodder Story

March 29, 2019 01:52 - 46 minutes - 85.4 MB

When most people think Kane Hodder, they think Jason Voorhees or Hatchet's Victor Crowley. They don't necessarily think 'bullied,' 'burn survivor' or 'family man.' Today, Derek Dennis Herbert, the behind-the-scenes genius of the critically acclaimed documentary To Hell and Back: The Kane Hodder Story, joins me for a conversation about his relationship with Kane; about his production company, Masterfully Macabre Entertainment; and about his own harrowing survival story.   Become a Final G...

GAME ON: REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA with Final Girl contestant, Precious Envy

March 21, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 108 MB

If you ever thought that Cocktail Party Massacre was a drag, wait 'til you meet our next Final Girl contestant -- NYC's own bubblegum goth drag queen, Precious Envy. She's on to discuss the rock-ish horror musical, REPO! The Genetic Opera. Can she outrun our slasher by outsmarting him in three sounds of REPO! trivia? Or will she have to lip sync for her life? No. She won't. That's another show entirely. Become a Final Girl contestant. Check out Zalatan Music, please. She's amaze-balls. ...

GAME ON: KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE with Final Girl contestant Matt Conner

March 14, 2019 05:03

Step right up. Step right up. Come one. Come all -- to the greatest show on Earth. Cocktail Party Massacre, that is. Grab your popcorn, your cotton candy and your crazy straw 'cuz things are about to get wacky up in here. Psychiatrist and NC Comicon Panel Director Matt Conner joins us to battle our slasher in three rounds of trivia on Killer Klowns From Outer Space, an 80s celebration of 50s sci-fi horror. Will Matt emerge victorious? Or will we bury him beneath the circus big top? Tune in ...

GAME ON: KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE with Final Girl contestant Matt Conner

March 14, 2019 05:03

Step right up. Step right up. Come one. Come all -- to the greatest show on Earth. Cocktail Party Massacre, that is. Grab your popcorn, your cotton candy and your crazy straw 'cuz things are about to get wacky up in here. Psychiatrist and NC Comicon Panel Director Matt Conner joins us to battle our slasher in three rounds of trivia on Killer Klowns From Outer Space, an 80s celebration of 50s sci-fi horror. Will Matt emerge victorious? Or will we bury him beneath the circus big top? Tune in ...

PREGAME QUICKIESODE with MATT CONNER of NC COMICON

March 07, 2019 05:00 - 22 minutes - 50.6 MB

Forget John Connor. Forget Sarah Connor. There is only..Matt Conner, our latest Final Girl contestant. Before Matt dukes it out against our slasher in next week's game show, though, he joins us to talk about -- among other things -- his role and experiences as panel director for the NC Comicon system AND (asserting his expertise as a brilliant psychiatrist) why certain horror movies imprint on our minds when we're young. It's a fun discussion that totally sets the stage for next week's whim...

The 'Women in Horror Month' QUICKIESODE

February 28, 2019 06:57 - 30 minutes - 70.7 MB

It's the last day of Women In Horror Month and -- just a forewarning -- this is a far more serious episode of CPM than usual. In this Quickiesode, Brock hijacks the podcast studio to discuss why 'Women in Horror Month' means so much to him. He mentions some of the special women in his own life, some of his favorite female horror icons, and many of the real life women in horror who've impacted his life -- from musicians and artists to other podcasters. ***Trigger warning*** He also talks abou...

GAME ON: DEMON KNIGHT with Final Girl contestant, Josh Irizarry

February 19, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 165 MB

We're dropping this sh!t early and in the dead of night...like we're Beyonce or something. That's right. We're bypassing the pre-game Quickiesode this week, kiddies, and getting straight to it. Our cocktail party guest and Final Girl contestant is Josh Irizarry, a HUGE fan of Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight. But don't take his word for it. Listen as Josh battles our trivia slasher in three round of Demon Knight trivia. He won't have a sacred relic filled with Jesus's blood to protect him,...

GAME ON: SCREAM with Final Girl contestant Beto

February 14, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 138 MB

This one is a nail-biter, kiddies. Beto from the Boys, Booze and Blood podcast joins us as Kilrook Manor to challenge our diabolical slasher in three rounds of trivia on SCREAM. And what a challenge! The two go tit-for-tat, but there can only be on survivor. Will Beto live up to his Gale Weathers fantasy, or will Pickens gut him like a fish? I'M NOT TELLING, SILLY! Listen and find out. You can become a Final Girl contestant, too. Check out our theme music's beautiful creator, Zalatan. ...

PREGAME QUICKIESODE with Beto from the BOYS, BOOZE AND BLOOD podcast!

February 07, 2019 11:00 - 22 minutes - 52 MB

Do you like scary movies? What's your favorite scary movie? Well, top of the list for next week's Final Girl contestant is SCREAM (1996). Yes, our cocktail party guest, Beto (from the Boys, Booze and Blood podcast) requested a Wes Craven heavy-hitter, so our Horror Trivia Slasher is sharpening an assortment of weapons getting ready for next week's hopeful kill. In other words, get to know Beto while you can -- because next week, we may find out what his insides look like.  Theme music by t...

GAME ON: A NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE with Final Girl contestant Ryan L Terry

January 31, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 144 MB

If you don't like the second entry into the A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise, you MUST listen to this episode. We're joined by Renaissance man, Ryan L. Terry, who feels the sequel is a surprising standout. But even though Ryan's one of our biggest fans, that won't keep him safe from our slasher, a diabolical killer who's fiending for a chance to slaughter Ryan in three rounds of Freddy's Revenge trivia. Will we have a new Final Girl at the end of our game? Or will Ryan end up in the Kilro...

PREGAME QUICKIESODE with Ryan L. Terry

January 24, 2019 11:00 - 26 minutes - 51 MB

Continuing with our A Nightmare of Elm Street theme, Final Girl contestant, Ryan, joins us to discuss the second entry of the franchise, Freddy's Revenge. But before we start the actual cocktail party, we pre-game with Ryan...so we can learn more about the person we're trying to kill in a deadly game of horror trivia. Get to know this cutie now, because he may not be around much longer. Become a Final Girl contestant. Enjoy more of Zalatan's music. Buy a CPM shirt from artist and Fina...

GAME ON: A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984) with Final Girl Contestant Michelle Hanson

January 17, 2019 11:00 - 42 minutes - 49.9 MB

Michelle Hanson from the Syndicated Nightmares podcast joins us at Kilrook Manor for a cocktail party gone terribly awry. She came to discuss Wes Craven's 1984 horror classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street, but -- per usual -- the party was crashed by an unexpected guest. Even though Michelle's a huge Freddy freak and her favorite final girl is Elm Street's own Nancy Thompson, will she be able to fill Nancy's shoes against our very own trivia slasher??? FIND OUT! Become a final girl contestant...

Screen Queens Quickiesode

January 14, 2019 11:00 - 21 minutes - 49.7 MB

Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of our Screen Queens Quickiesodes. Admittedly, it HAS been a while, so we decided to drop a Quickie for you. In this bonus episode, Brock and Pickens share their favorite horror moments and experiences from 2018, and they divulge the movies they hope knock our socks off in 2019. Ho-hum. Plus: Pickens is sober. So...um...that's different. ***SPOILER ALERT: We embarrassingly fail to mention Jordan Peele's US, which Brock is particularly ...

PREGAME QUICKIESODE with Michelle Hanson

January 10, 2019 11:00 - 24 minutes - 28.5 MB

Michelle Hanson from the Syndicated Nightmares podcast joins Brock and Pickens to discuss one of her favorite movies, the OG A Nightmare on Elm Street -- a not-so deep cut that leaves a very deep cut. This pregame to next week's cocktail trivia party teases our love of this 80s slasher classic. From boasting the best final girl, Nancy, to amping up wacky practical effects, this franchise left its (claw) mark on our collective psyches for an undeniable reason. But even though we're buddy-budd...

GAME ON: BRAINDEAD (aka DEAD ALIVE) with Final Girl contestant Amy May

January 04, 2019 23:27 - 44 minutes - 50.9 MB

When you get a bunch of die hard horror fans together, naturally they spend a lot of time talking about...Steve Guttenberg fantasies??? Well, these horror fans do -- and they also talk about Peter Jackson's 1992 splatstick classic, Braindead. Artist Amy May joins us again -- this time, for a chance to earn the title of Final Girl against our slasher, Pickens. Will she end up in the Kilrook Manor graveyard, or will she #kickassforthelord by joining our Final Girl leader board? Listen to find ...

PREGAME QUICKIESODE with Amy May

December 27, 2018 11:00 - 27 minutes - 32 MB

Before the next cocktail party officially begins, Brock and Pickens pregame with our latest Final Girl contestant, local badass pop artist, Amy May. We featured some of Amy's pop art as the grand prize for our Poltergeist episode with the Film Flamers, and now, Amy's joining the fun herself, trying her best to outsmart and outwit our slasher in a deadly trivia game on Peter Jackson's 1992 splatstick classic, Braindead (aka Dead Alive). Get to know her before the big game, kiddies, because n...

GAME ON: POLTERGEIST (1982) with Chris & Robert from The Film Flamers podcast

December 20, 2018 11:00 - 1 hour - 75.6 MB

This week, we're bypassing the Pre-Game round and jumping right into POLTERGEIST trivia with our buddies at The Film Flamers podcast. Does Chris or Robert have what it takes to outsmart and outrun our diabolical slasher? If either does, he'll earn the coveted title of Final Girl and a sweet prize from Amy May Pop Art. But -- as always -- anyone who loses ends up in the Kilrook Manor cemetery. When our trivia slasher is finished with The Film Flamers, it'll take more than Tangina to clean THI...

GAME ON: SLIME CITY with Final Girl contestants Erica & Alexandra

December 13, 2018 11:00 - 47 minutes - 55.8 MB

Season 2 kicks off with wives Erica & Alexandra who, after having our signature drink (the SLIME CITY SHOOTER), square off against our slasher in a deadly game of SLIME CITY trivia. Only one can make it to the Final Girl round, so at least one newlywed is guaranteed to be newlydead. They're playing for a really cool prize made by Voodootique. Will either win? Not if we have anything to do with it. Theme music by Zalatan. Become a final girl contestant here.  

PREGAME QUICKIESODE with Erica & Alexandra

December 06, 2018 13:05 - 20 minutes - 24.7 MB

And we're off to races, starting Cocktail Party Massacre Season 2 with newlyweds Erica & Alex. With our Pregame Quickiesodes, you'll get to know our Final Girl contestants -- before we (hopefully) slaughter them in a deadly game of trivia based on the horror movie of their choice -- in this case, the 1988 cult classic SLIME CITY. You'll have a week to watch SLIME CITY before the game episode drops, kiddies. Then, you can play the game alongside our brave beauties, Erica & Alex.  BTW: You'l...

Teaser Trailer -- Season 2

November 29, 2018 02:56 - 1 minute - 2.69 MB

Have you missed us, kiddies. Here's a Season 2 teaser trailer. Hope you'll join us for more deadly trivia games.  Become a Final Girl contestant by visiting: www.cocktailpartymassacre.com/contact Season 2 music by the incomparable Zalatan. 

Hello from Hiatus

November 10, 2018 17:51 - 18 minutes - 35.8 MB

Brock & Pickens are on a hiatus planning season 2, which launches this December. And -- as revealed herein -- Season 2 is shaping up to be something incredibly spooktacular. We quickly list of just a few of our upcoming guests who hail from all over the United States. They're eagerly awaiting their chance to earn the title of FINAL GIRL in our deadly game of horror trivia. [Plus, we offer VERY quick, no frills reactions to HALLOWEEN (2018) and SUSPIRIA (2018)].

Listicle Fantesticle PT 2

October 29, 2018 04:00 - 44 minutes - 52.2 MB

Hey, kiddies. It's the part two of Listicle Fantesticle, where we explore the second half of the #31nightsofhalloweenchallenge created by @thealexvincent on Instagram. Brock & Pickens get a little too tipsy as the night grows long, but they still make compelling cases for the best indie horror movie, the best horror sequel, and much more!

Listicle Fantesticle PT 1

October 26, 2018 04:00 - 35 minutes - 40.4 MB

October is the best month of the year, and it all leads up to the best night of the year -- Halloween! In the first part of this two-part series, Brock and Pickens take on the #31nightsofhalloweenchallenge created by @TheAlexVincent on Instagram. They go through the first half of the month responding to the challenge prompts. From 'The Best Mustache in Horror' to 'The Best Practical Effect,' learn where they stand...and where they waffle. Part 2 drops soon, kiddies.

Tales from Kilrook Manor #3 -- THE JOY OF COOKING WAYWARD CHILDREN: A Horror Story for Children

October 23, 2018 02:00 - 11 minutes - 13.8 MB

We at Cocktail Party Massacre know many of our loyal listeners have children. In celebration of Halloween -- the best holiday ever -- we present to you an episode you can all enjoy together. Turn off your lamps. Light a Jack-O-Lantern instead. And learn the perfect recipe for cooking naughty children. Of course, sometimes, naughty children are so naughty, they're good. 

GAME ON: SLEEPAWAY CAMP with Final Girl contestant Colleen

October 19, 2018 04:51 - 1 hour - 103 MB

This episode is major because our love for Sleepaway Camp is major. We introduce a new cocktail called the Water Snake, we interview new and old Sleepaway Camp fans at the Splatterflix Film Festival, and we challenge Final Girl contestant Colleen to three rounds of Camp Arawak trivia. Will she defeat our brutal slasher? Or will she end up with a curling iron in her you-know-what? OUCH! You'll have to tune in to find out, kiddies. (Plus, after our goodbyes, we place a late-night call to a sur...

Screen Queens Quickiesode 2 -- When have we ever undelivered?

October 16, 2018 04:25 - 14 minutes - 27.8 MB

From a drive-in horror movie double feature in Atlanta to Durham's SPLATTERFLIX film festival, Brock and Pickens pack a lot into this Quickiesode, and and they do it all at break-neck speed. Wear your safety restraint, kiddies! Also, be on the lookout for our next full-length episode featuring Final Girl contestant, Colleen. Can she beat our slasher in three rounds of SLEEPAWAY CAMP trivia? You'll have to wait and see. To become a Final Girl contestant, visit www.cocktailpartymassacre.com/...

GAME ON: SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE with Final Girl contestants, Andrew and Matty from the FRIGAY THE 13TH podcast

October 12, 2018 07:00 - 51 minutes - 100 MB

In our latest episode, we're paid a visit by our Fairy Podmothers, Andrew and Matty of FRIGAY THE 13TH fame. They both vie for a chance to win the title of Final Girl against our diabolical slasher in a deadly game of SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE trivia. Only one can make it to the Final Girl round, though, which means one will DEFINITELY get CUT from the competition. Will there even BE a final girl when push comes to stab? You'll have to listen to find out.

Stream Queens Quickiesode 13 -- Doing God's Work

October 08, 2018 04:00 - 23 minutes - 43.9 MB

While Brock is on vacay, he encourages you to stream at your own risk. He's watched an absolute bomb and also the lengthy latest from Green Room director Jeremy Saulnier (which he liked...kind of). Pickens suggests a hallmark in 80s Italian horror cinema. Hint: You'll go apes over it.  If you'd like to sign up to be a Final Girl contestant on one of our full-length episodes, visit www.cocktailpartymasscacre.com/contact

GAME ON: CHOPPING MALL with FInal Girl contestant Brent

October 04, 2018 04:00 - 48 minutes - 91.1 MB

Attention mall shoppers, get out while you can. We've upped security, and people are losing their heads. It's CHOPPING MALL, a cult classic from '86 about rampaging robots. Our guest, Brent, picked the movie, but can he outrun Kilrook Manor's diabolical slasher in three rounds of trivia? If he can, he wins the coveted title of Final Girl. If he can't, he ends up shopping in the mall's most depressing store: Caskets R Us. (Plus, we share a super simple CHOPPING MALL-inspired cocktail, the Rob...

Stream Queens Quickiesode 12 -- Keanu's Probably Eating Babies

October 01, 2018 04:00 - 23 minutes - 45 MB

Pickens takes a break from celebrating Pride in Durham to chat with Brock about what amazing classic slasher he recommends for streaming at home, kiddies. Brock has a slightly more arthouse horror movie to recommend...AND it has an amazing score to boot. Stay tuned later this week when special guest BRENT will join us for a deadly game of Chopping Mall trivia. Does he have what it takes to win the coveted title of Final Girl? If he doesn't, he'll die trying.

Screen Queens Quickiesode 1 -- Just Say Maybe! (or) DARE! to keep Brock & Pickens off Nancy Reagan's Shit List

September 28, 2018 04:00 - 31 minutes - 59.9 MB

Surprise! Our Full-length Friday episode has been abducted by -- Yes! You read it right, folks -- a SCREEN QUEENS Quickiesode (not STREAM Queens). Why? Because our recording on Chopping Mall has been delayed, so instead, we're giving our spoiler-free impressions of two movies playing at your local cinema. But before all that, we somehow get sidetracked by talking about our crazy drug experiences. Join us on the TRIP!

Stream Queens Quickiesode 11 -- The Unintentional Weathergays Sex Podcast

September 25, 2018 04:00 - 29 minutes - 55.8 MB

Be forewarned: The scariest thing about this Quickiesode is a salacious retelling of Pickens's most recent one-night stand. We also give Hurricane Flo updates. But -- most importantly -- we profess our streaming horror movie recommendations for the week. We didn't plan it, but it's a very high school theme. From prom dates gone awry to tragic cheerleading accidents, this Quickiesode has it all. Listen to find out which horror flicks we're moving to the head of the class.

Tales from Kilrook Manor #2 -- Killing Mr. Crumbdiddle

September 17, 2018 04:00 - 11 minutes - 22.1 MB

When Brock and Pickens are away, the Tale Master (not to be confused with Tail Master) comes out to play. This time, he reads a morbid short story written by the mind of a disturbed little 12 year-old boy...who just so happens has grown up to be one of your co-hosts.

#12 // Movie: GINGER SNAPS | Cocktail: GINGER'S NAUGHTY TODDY | Guests: KRIS & BRIAN from the BLOOD BUDDIES PODCAST

September 14, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 124 MB

This episode is a DOOZY in the best way possible. Kris & Brian join us from the Blood Buddies Podcast for a chance to win the title of Final Girl -- but only one can take the title, which means one will DEF get gutted by our horror trivia slasher. Our conversation takes us into previously uncharted territory -- from singing the 'My Buddy' jingle of yore to the bizarre phenomenon Brock calls 'infinite poo.' Plus, we drink a delish Ginger Snaps-inspired cocktail that'll make you howl at the mo...

Stream Queens Quickiesode #10 (where Brock threatens to dropkick small children)

September 11, 2018 04:00 - 31 minutes - 60.1 MB

Brock & Pickens are feeling a little chattier than in most Quickiesodes. Pickens solves the 'Rolodex of Hoes' mystery. Plus, we give everyone a weather update...as if any of you care...because why TF would you? But bear with us because we swiftly turn small talk into big talk, including: physical violence against children; a new non-horror drinking game starring Liz Taylor; and -- finally -- we give you the what's-what on which horror movies you should DEF be streaming.

#11 // Movie: Mom & Dad | Cocktail: His & Hers Double-Fisters | Guests: ???

September 07, 2018 04:00 - 52 minutes - 100 MB

We postponed our episode on Mom & Dad (2017) so that we could invite very special guests onto the show, and what a payoff! Plus, Pickens makes double-fister cocktails: one for Mom and one for Dad. These boozy bevs will give you (half) as much energy as this high-intensity action-horror-dark comedy. Enjoy, friends.

Stream Queens Quickiesode #9 -- Six Degrees of Masturbation

August 31, 2018 10:00 - 16 minutes - 31.7 MB

Pickens and Brock have their first fight. Folding chairs and cat-o-nine tails are involved...but not really. Brock suggests a game of 'Six Degrees of Masturbation,' an idea that admittedly needs a little refining. Then, the guys share their most recent streaming horror recommendations. ***Our previously scheduled full-length episode on the film 'Mom & Dad' (2017) will drop next week. You'll be glad we stalled! Fun things ahead. <3

#10 // Movie: Re-Animator | Cocktail: The Miska Tonic | Guest: Diana

August 24, 2018 10:00 - 1 hour - 133 MB

Kiddies: This episode is one of our favorites. Not only does Pickens craft an insanely delicious cocktail inspired by this week's movie, but CPM superfan Diana joins us for RE-ANIMATOR trivia as well. Will she win the coveted title of Final Girl against our very own diabolical slasher? Or will she end up in our website's graveyard along with other guests who just couldn't 'cut it'? A favorite sponsor also returns with an additional offer. Get into it!

Stream Queens Quickiesode #8 -- Pickens & the Rolodex of Horror Hoes

August 20, 2018 10:00 - 25 minutes - 48.2 MB

This Quickiesode is a bit of a doozy. Pickens confesses his horror whoredom. He can't recall with which trick he watched his Stream Queens streaming recommendation of the week, but he nonetheless manages to get through a drunkenly strung together summary of the film. Brock is congested, but he powers through his pick, too.  The guys also place a call to a previous guest, and they discuss their exciting adventure to the NC Museum of Art where they recently watched a 4k restoration of Night of...

#9 // Movie: Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity | Cocktail: Black Box Cabernet Sauvignon, henny

August 17, 2018 10:00 - 51 minutes - 96.8 MB

Hello, kiddies. We're only dipping our toes into horror this week. Our latest episode takes us to the farthest reaches of space -- where there are sassy robots, some mutants, a zombie, and busty babes with big guns -- and even bigger hair. Life snuck up on us, so we didn't craft an elaborate cocktail this week. Instead, we simply cracked open some 'Black Box' cabernet (because every space craft that crashes needs a black box, right?). We end the episode with exciting news about some super sp...

Stream Queens Quickiesode #7

August 13, 2018 10:00 - 28 minutes - 54.2 MB

Pickens is back, and he's bringing his Ke$ha karaoke A-game! This week, his streaming horror recommendation comes from the Cronenberg oeuvre. Can you guess which flick? By contrast, Brock recommends a beautiful and queer (in more ways than one) horror movie from Norway. Brock also reroutes this episode from 'Stream Queens' to 'Screen Queens,' giving a quick review of the recently released SLENDER MAN movie. Somewhere in between, the guys give props to fellow podcasters THE FINAL BOYS and FRI...

Tales from Cocktail Party Massacre #1

August 10, 2018 10:00 - 31 minutes - 60.4 MB

Hello, kiddies. It's time for a very special and surprise Quickiesode: TALES FROM COCKTAIL PARTY MASSACRE! For reasons explained herein, Brock and Pickens must once again delay their full-length episode on Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity. So instead, Brock invokes the Crypt Keeper and shares with you an original chilling tale of love, loss and (consenting) torture. Listen at your own risqué.

Stream Queens Quickiesode 6

August 06, 2018 10:00 - 26 minutes - 35.8 MB

Gather 'round, kids. In this Quickiesode, Brock and Pickens share some exciting Suspiria news, they reminisce about the amazing experience that was browsing around indie video rental stores, and they share their recommendations for what horror movies you should be watching (and SHOULDN'T be watching) on your favorite streaming services. They also REALLY want Wes Anderson to make a horror movie...because...duh.

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