Clueless Yanks
30 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsJoin us as your 3 favorite 'clueless yanks' break down the Big 6 in the Premier League as well as USMNT talk. We may or may not use the word "soccer", so apologies in advance. Weekly podcast drops Monday evenings with some wild takes and banter.
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Arsenal are in Shambles... Already
August 17, 2021 00:00 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MBIt's just week 1 of the PL season and Arsenal are already in shambles. City also surprisingly lose to a Harry Kane-less Spurs side and Chelsea, Liverpool, and United all have a very strong start to the season. Come kick it with us! The pod kicks off with us breaking down a very eventful first weekend of PL action. We then get back into the USMNT rundown with many of our nats abroad kicking off their seasons in Europe. Next, we preview and predict the matchweek 2 fixtures for the Big 6. W...
The PL is Back!
August 10, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 41.8 MBThe Premier League kicks back off this weekend and boy are we pumped! As much as we love the USMNT, we're glad the PL is back to take the place of them. Come kick it with us as we preview the season! We start the pod off with mentioning the BIG news from this past week about Messi leaving Barcelona. We then give some season predictions for the PL season (top 4/6, relegation, surprise teams, etc.) Next we preview and predict the week 1 games before wrapping up the pod. Follow us on Social...
Dos a Cero
August 03, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBIts that phrase again!! "Dos a Cero". This time not for the actual scoreline but for the matchups and trophies won between the USMNT and Mexico this summer. Essentially a US C team took down Mexico last night in the Gold Cup to officially become kings of concacaf and bring tremendous momentum into World Cup qualifying. Come kick it with us as we break it all down! The pod starts with a quick timeline and rundown of all the action in the game. We then do our players ratings for the USMNT fo...
Hoppe Provides Hope
July 27, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 54.5 MBAll about the USMNT this week! The boys hop on to discuss last night's Gold Cup quarterfinal victory over Jamaica and then preview the semifinal ahead vs Qatar. Come kick it with us! We start the review by going over the timeline of chances and dangerous moments for both sides. We then give our USMNT player ratings for the match Next we preview the Qatar matchup on Thursday We give our winners and losers of the week before wrapping up the pod. **Tune in to a pod drop this Friday that wi...
It Wasn't Pretty...
July 20, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 55.5 MBThe USMNT wrapped up the group stage of the Gold Cup this past week. A very nice performance as well as a not so nice one. However, they got the job done both times. We discuss that and the quarterfinals ahead, as well as some quick talk on preseason and transfers for a couple 'Big 6' sides. Come kick it with us! We start the pod out by discussing some preseason games from Arsenal and Chelsea, as well as Ben White's imminent arrival to the Emirates. We then talk about the USMNT v Canada ga...
Episode 23: It Didn't Come Home
July 13, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBA lot of action over the weekend from 3 different confederations. The Euros and Copa America wrapped up as the Gold Cup just begins. The boys are here to break it all down. Come kick it with us! We start the pod off by discussing the Euro 2020 final as well as going over Messi's first international trophy triumph. We then look at a couple of transfer that got completed this past week in the 'Big 6'. Next we review a very underwhelming Gold Cup opener from the USMNT from Sunday night. We a...
Episode 22: A Hot U.S. Soccer Summer
July 06, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBThe boys are back after a brief Summer hiatus. Time to dig into some Big 6 transfer rumors as well previewing the Gold Cup for the USMNT. Come kick it with us! We kick the pod off by breaking down the transfer news across the Big 6. We then talk about the summer ahead for the USMNT roster for the Gold Cup. We then give our winners and losers of the Euros so far, before wrapping up the pod. Follow us on Social Media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/CluelessYanks YouTube: https://www.youtube....
Episode 21: Great Success
June 14, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 72.1 MBLooong pod this week but the boys are back with some Big 6 talk. We discuss transfer rumors around the PL and we also wrap-up the USMNT camp that started off the summer with a bang. Come Kick it with us! The first half of the pod is strictly transfer news/rumors for the Big 6 clubs Second half of the pod is where we wrap up a *very* successful camp from the USMNT Follow us on Social Media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/CluelessYanks YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNxUqVyPZ5wMNJr...
The Chelsea Review
June 10, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 42.6 MBBack again with another midweek pod drop! Last week it was the Arsenal Review, this week is the Chelsea review. Logan hops on the pod to facilitate the review with our Chelsea fan co-host, Jake. He gives his thoughts on a season that included a massive turnaround for the Blues. Come kick it with us! We also release regular shows every Monday circulating around the Premier League 'Big 6', as well as the USMNT, so tune in for those if you are new. Follow us on Social Media: Twitter: https://...
Episode 20: The Golden Generation has Arrived
June 07, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 56 MBThe USMNT golden generation has officially arrived ladies and gentleman. After what turned out as one of the craziest and most entertaining USMNT vs Mexico game of all time, a Christian Pulisic penalty and an Ethan Horvath penalty save, secured the the victory for the USA in the inaugural CONCACAF Nations League tournament. We break down the chaos. Come kick it with us! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/CluelessYanks YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNxUqVyPZ5...
The Arsenal Review
June 03, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 54.7 MBSomething a little different this podcast. A Wednesday release of our Arsenal 20/21 season review. 2 of your 3 hosts (Logan and Sling) evaluate the season from their gunners and hand out player ratings as well as deciding whether to "keep, loan, or sell" each individual player from the squad. If you're a Gooner you have found the right episode. Come kick it with us! We also release regular shows every Monday circulating around the Premier League 'Big 6', as well as the USMNT, so tune in f...
Episode 19: Europe is Royal Blue
June 01, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 45.4 MBChelsea are champions of Europe, Pep overthinks a big game once again... and United fall to the fighting Unai Emery's. Elsewhere, the USMNT kickstart their busy and important summer. Come kick it with us! We start the pod off talking about the UCL and UEL finals We then review the USMNT friendly vs Switzerland and preview the upcoming Nation's League games. We give our winners and losers of the week before wrapping up the pod. Follow us on Social Media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cluel...
Episode 18: The Last Song
May 24, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBWell that's it for the Premier League Season! Some big results over the past week that saw Chelsea and Liverpool secure UCL football next season and Spurs get the prestigious European Conference League (lol). We talk that and more. Come kick it with us! We start the pod off by reviewing the action from Matchweek 38 and what that means for each team next season. We then get into a heavy USMNT rundown, as the Nations League roster is announced ahead of a busy summer for the Red, White, and B...
Episode 17: The Boys are Back in Town
May 18, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBFor the first time ever, all three of your Clueless Yanks are in the same building for the podcast. And boy do we have some stuff to talk about... Come kick it with us! We start the Pod off by talking about Man City winning their 3rd title in 4 years, as well as Chelsea's not so great week which saw them fall to Arsenal in the league before losing to Leicester in the FA Cup Final. We then get into our usual USMNT rundown for the week in which a LOT of things happened. Next, we preview th...
Episode 16: A New Low
May 10, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 52.4 MBWell it wasn't a good week for Arsenal fans (aka 2/3 of your clueless yanks). A new low has come in London after getting knocked out of the Europa League this past week by none other than Unai Emery. We talk about that and where Arsenal goes from here, plus some positive news about an all English UCL final between Chelsea and City. Come kick it with us! We start off the pod by getting right into the big 6 review this past week, with a deep dive into the current state of Arsenal Football Clu...
Episode 15: Madness in Manchester
May 04, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBA madness in Manchester took place over the weekend and it wasn't on the pitch (well sort of). Fans broke into old Trafford to protest the Glazers. We discuss that and much more on the pod this week. Come kick it with us! We start the pod off by talking about the protests at Old Trafford over the weekend that even cause the United and Liverpool game to be postponed. We then jump into the big 6 review, including some big games in the Champions League and Europa League. Next we get into the...
Episode 14: Well That didn't Take Long
April 26, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 50.7 MBWell the Super League didn't last very long... We talk about that falling apart, as well as breaking down the Big 6 from this past week. A couple more Americans won trophies across Europe over the weekend as well. Come kick it with us as we break it all down! We start off the pod talking about the collapse of the Super League and the future of the Champions League beginning in 2024 We then get into the Big 6 review in which Man City thoroughly dominate Spurs in the EFL Cup Final (another t...
Episode 13: Everyone Just Needs to Calm Down
April 20, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 60 MBThe whole gang is back and we certainly aren’t short of topics to cover this week! We breakdown the Super League and give our opinions on it, as well as analyze the Big 6 results from the past week and what the Super League means for them going forward. Come kick it with us! We kick off the pod breaking down the Super League. You might be surprised with some of our takes on it. We then look back at results from the Big 6 this past week. Next we jump into the USMNT rundown, which saw a cer...
Episode 12: Captain America Returns
April 13, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 54 MBAnother week, another pod. Jake returns this week but Sling is now out on the COVID-19 reserve list. We dive into Christian Pulisic's (aka Captain America) return to form and talk about the Big 6 in general as 5 of them prepare for massive games across Europe in the midweek. Come kick it with us! We start off the pod by recapping the past week of football across the Big 6. We then jump into the USMNT rundown in which lots of Americans were on the scoresheet over the weekend. We then prev...
Episode 11: Just the two of us
April 06, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 48.5 MBPL football is back! (to the despair of some of our teams...). Just Logan and Sling in the building this week. We break down all the action and preview the huge upcoming games for the Big 6. Come kick it with us! We start off the pod discussing the whole Jozy Altidore and Taylor Twellman mini saga on Twitter. We then jump into the review of PL action from the weekend in which the London clubs struggled heavily... Next we get into our USMNT rundown, before Sling speaks on recent incidents ...
Episode 10: We may be Clueless but we ain't no B*tches
March 30, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 50.2 MBHeavy USMNT talk this week. We break down the U-23 Olympic qualifying debacle and then turn to more positive look of how the senior team performed in their two friendlies this past week. We also give our all time PL best 11. Come kick it with us! We start the pod by discussing the the complete failure that once again came to fruition with U-23 Olympic qualifying. We then lighten the mood by talking about the two friendlies from the past week from the senior team. Sling mentions El Tri twi...
Episode 9: ze History of ze Tottenham
March 23, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 52.6 MBSpurs bottle it AGAIN, Arsenal v West Ham play out to one of the games of the season, and United crash out of the FA Cup to Leicester City. The USMNT U-23s start their Olympic qualifying campaign and Berhalter releases the roster for the upcoming friendlies. We break it all down on the pod. We start the pod by reviewing the past week from the Big 6. We then break down the happenings with our yanks abroad and review the two U-23 Olympic qualifying games, as well as previewing the upcoming s...
Episode 8: Can't Spell Musah Without USA
March 16, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBBig week for the Big 6 that is highlighted with Arsenal dominating Spurs to confirm what everyone already knew: North London is RED. Also, some huge news particularly off the pitch for the USMNT. Come kick it with us as we break it all down. We start by reviewing the Big 6 with a special breakdown of the NLD. We then get into the Sling Speaks segment before Sling has to leave early for another commitment outside of the pod. It is just Logan and Jake left for the rest of the pod as we talk...
Episode 7: Get Dike'd
March 09, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 50 MBAction packed week in the Big 6 that sees City's win streak come to end, Tuchel's strong start continues, and Liverpool's dreadful home form gets even worse. Come kick it with us while we break it all down. We start by recapping last week's action in the Big 6. We then talk about a HUGE week from our Americans abroad. Next we get back into the Big 6 talk with previews of games in the upcoming week. Sling gives us his weekly rant before we give our winners and losers of the week and wrap...
Episode 6: The Willian Revival
March 02, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 54.6 MBAnother big week for the Big 6, with some make-or-break games for a few teams. Come kick it with us as we break it all down We start off the pod reviewing the past week of big results for some of the Big 6 sides. Yours truly is crowned champion of the February pick 'em results and Sling completes a big comeback to avoid getting last place. We then get into our USMNT rundown segment of the pod. Some solid performances, especially by some of our young Yanks. Next we give our previews and p...
Episode 5: Hammer Time
February 23, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBBig week for the Big 6 in the league and in Europe. We're here to break it down for y'all. We start the pod and quickly discuss the issue of racism and abuse directed at footballers recently on social media. We then get into the the Big 6 review from the past week Next is the USMNT rundown for the week where there were some notable performances for all different kinds of reasons We then preview the week ahead for the Big 6 in Europe and the weekend PL games. Sling talks about David Luiz...
Episode 4: Sling Brought the Energy
February 16, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBWild week for the Big 6 and the boys are here to break it all down. Grab a beer (or 8 like Sling) and kick it with us. We kick it off talking about how the Big 6 fared in their games this past week. We then get into our weekly Yanks abroad/USMNT rundown. Next, we preview the upcoming midweek and weekend games for the Big 6 and give our predictions on the games. Sling rants on PL refs before we give our winners and losers of the week and then we wrap up the pod. Follow us on social me...
Episode 3: Saliba... wyd?
February 09, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 49.8 MBAnother week, another pod... You'll want to give this one a listen. Kick back and vibe with us. Start it off looking back at the fixtures from the previous week for the Big 6. We then give our USMNT weekly update. Afterwards we move on to previewing the PL games for the Big 6 this upcoming weekend. Next we touch on William Saliba going viral for ALL the wrongs reasons... then give our winners and losers of the week before wrapping up the pod. Follow our social media platforms and intera...
Episode 2: Because they Exist
February 02, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 44.3 MBThe boys are back for another pod!! We made it to week 2 and hopefully y'all made it with us. 1. This week we start with a quick review of transfer deadline day. 2. Then we look back at how the Big 6 fared in their games this past week. 3. We then introduce a new section of the pod where we talk about the USMNT and how the team and its players did during the past week. 4. We then preview the midweek games for the Big 6 before wrapping up the show Follow our social media platforms and inter...
Episode 1: FA Cup Edition
January 26, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 61.5 MBThe boys release their first ever podcast! We hope you enjoy and follow us along as we bring weekly content from the Premier League but with an American twist to it. 1. This week we start with news about Frank Lampard being sacked from Chelsea and Thomas Tuchel being the reported replacement. 2. Then we cover the FA Cup fixtures from the weekend in the Big 6 and we give our mid-season top 4 and title/relegation predictions. 3. We wrap it up with a midweek PL preview. Follow us on Twitte...