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The Clueless Internet Podcast

48 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago -

Welcome to the Clueless Internet podcast! Join host Alex and co-host Howard, where we gather stories and news from around the world and present them to ourselves and to you, to hopefully enjoy or recoil in disgust. Honestly, we have no idea what we’re doing, you might even say we’re clueless.

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Episode 002 < The Invasion of Ukraine, Elden Ring and Upcoming Games 2022 - 2023

March 23, 2022 18:48 - 1 hour - 108 MB

Welcome back to the Clueless podcast, in this episode we discuss the ongoing situation in eastern europe, how we are very addicted to the fromsoftware developed games and some of the more interesting games coming out over the next two or so years. Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet Check us out on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2IuK93o_o87WqsHu7KfMCw Join Our Discord Community - https://discord.com/inv...

Episode 001 < Spider-Man NWH, The Matrix Resurrections, Unreal Engine 5

January 06, 2022 20:55 - 1 hour - 82.9 MB

In this all-new series we go completely without notes and talk about the next generation of gaming and how it may take over our lives even more than it already has and we discuss the next installment of the Spider-Man No Way Home movie (before seeing it ourselves)   Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet Check us out on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2IuK93o_o87WqsHu7KfMCw Join Our Discord Community - http...

EP22 - Harald the almost Hero, Wildfire Space Laser Conspiracy & Penne Pasta Drug Mule

December 05, 2021 20:29 - 2 hours - 198 MB

Welcome to the Clueless Internet podcast! After countless months of battling our demons at the collapsing point of multiple dimensions we are back, with a bang, kinda. We discuss the enthralling purchase of a set of stones, how opening a dropbox link could cause you to win $60,000 from your city, and not to let Batman climb trees while he's off his tits.   Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet Check us out on Youtube...

EP21.6 - We Watched the Snyder Cut so you don’t have to! (but you should)

April 26, 2021 22:01 - 2 hours - 174 MB

In light of the despicable murders in Atlanta and London, we would like to share some resources to help stop asian hate and help support women who should not have to live in fear of being attacked for simply living their lives: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://stopaapihate.org/  https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate https://supportwomen.carrd.co/ https://www.endviolenceagainstwomen.org.uk/ https://www.equalityhumanrights.com/en/our-research/reading-lists/vi...

EP21.5 - 2020: The Fuck Happened? (Year in Review) Part 2

March 03, 2021 21:46 - 1 hour - 106 MB

First off we want to fix Alex's typo, it was Tom Moore, not Tim Moore.   In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we take another walk down memory lane, the kinda lane where you get shot at, trampled over, shot again and then when you think it’s all over, you have to walk back as it’s a dead end…..2020 was a year   Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet Check us out on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/chan...

EP21 - 2020: The Fuck Happened? (Year in Review) Part 1

January 20, 2021 23:14 - 1 hour - 92.7 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we take a walk down memory lane, the kinda lane where you get mugged, ran over, mugged again and then when you think it’s all over, you have to walk back as it’s a dead end…..2020 was a year   Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet Check us out on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2IuK93o_o87WqsHu7KfMCw Join Our Discord Community - https://discord.com/invite/H...

EP20.4 - Xbox Series X/S UI & Watchdogs Legion Review

December 22, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 96 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we discuss the new (kinda) Xbox Series X/S UI and how it looks to a couple of Playstation only fanboys, and we dive into the world of post Brexit London....with high tech drones and spies roaming the streets.   Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet Check us out on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2IuK93o_o87WqsHu7KfMCw Join Our Discord Community - https://d...

EP20.3 - New UK Tier System & Biden vs Trump: Rundown of the Shitshow

December 07, 2020 23:26 - 1 hour - 88.8 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we discuss the brand new tier system in the UK that is designed to stop the coronavirus…….unless you’re not working out, and we also talk about the well known ‘favourite old people content’ that rolls around every 4 years. Apologies for the delay, Howard has been away ill and lost an episode, not the best month. Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet Check us out on Yo...

EP20.2 - Playstation 5 UI, Horror Movie Knowledge & Halloween Villain Tier list

October 31, 2020 21:27 - 1 hour - 159 MB

In this episode we discuss the brand new user interface for the Playstation 5 from the Sony showcase, we see how well we know horror movies...spoilers, not very well. And lastly we take to the charts to see where villains stand on the tier list.   Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet Check us out on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2IuK93o_o87WqsHu7KfMCw Join Our Discord Community - https://discord.com/in...

EP20.1 - Local Lockdown, PS5 Teardown & Paradoxless Time Travel

October 15, 2020 22:23 - 1 hour - 114 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we discuss the the eventual release of the test and trace app launched by the NHS, The deal between Microsoft and Zenimax to potentially bring Fallout and Skyrim to Xbox exclusively and the potential to time travel and kill your grandpa without messing up the universe!   Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet Check us out on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC...

EP20 Part 2 - A Tale of Two Titors, a Time Travellers Future History.

September 29, 2020 20:55 - 2 hours - 213 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, Part 2 of the conspiracy special concludes with Howard reading Alex 'The Oral History of John Titor, the Man Who Traveled Back in Time to Save the Internet' by K. Thor Jensen.   Download the episode notes: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1zPoulxHJeHrIodZlyoZ2db9jG0BkdOo4/view?usp=sharing   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Check us out on Youtube - https://www....

EP20 Part 2 - A Tale of Two Titors, a Time Travellers Future History

September 29, 2020 20:55 - 2 hours - 213 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, Part 2 of the conspiracy special concludes with Howard reading Alex 'The Oral History of John Titor, the Man Who Traveled Back in Time to Save the Internet' by K. Thor Jensen.   Download the episode notes: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1zPoulxHJeHrIodZlyoZ2db9jG0BkdOo4/view?usp=sharing   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Check us out on Youtube - https://www....

EP20 Part 1 - The Phantom Time Hypothesis, The Untraceable Gun and The Fruit Machine

September 06, 2020 19:03 - 2 hours - 188 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we're talking conspiracy theories. Are we actually 300 years in the past? Why does everything bad happen in April? Its a beautiful day outside, why can I taste anthrax? and other such questions. Download the episode notes: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1zPoulxHJeHrIodZlyoZ2db9jG0BkdOo4/view?usp=sharing   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Check us out on Youtub...

EP19.3 - The Today I Fucked Up Recap 1-19

August 25, 2020 17:30 - 1 hour - 143 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we take a walk down memory lane from the past 19 episodes, from episode 4 where someone is hiding their addiction from their totally real not built up family to episode 16 where a favour turned into a mission impossible quest for some insulin to episode 9 where we learnt never to rush and bump into the spawn of Satan himself   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Ch...

EP19.2 - The 3 Real 3 Fake Recap 1-19

August 18, 2020 17:30 - 1 hour - 97.2 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we take a walk down memory lane from the past 19 episodes, from episode 3 where we found out about a 300 year old husband that was causing trouble to episode 15 where we discovered the legend that is penis man and to episode 7 where Oklahoma police thwarted a plot to develop super snakes, or just stopped a drunk driver, you pick which one sounds cooler   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https:...

EP19.1 - The Today I learned Recap 1-19

August 12, 2020 12:51 - 1 hour - 137 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we take a walk down memory lane from the past 19 episodes, from episode 1 where we talk about Moondine Joe and his impressive prison antics, to episode 14 where we detail how NOT to invade an island, to episode 17 where we discuss the merits of having mimes to protect the people.   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Check us out on Youtube - https://www.youtube.co...

EP19 -The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Unorthodox Constipation Cure and Dick for Lunch

July 28, 2020 17:58 - 2 hours - 196 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we talk about the shittiest castle infiltration, due to a fuck up from the defensive plumbing, how one kiss can cause could be your financial end and how you probably shouldn't always trust what a 5 year old says.   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Catch us streaming here - https://www.twitch.tv/cluelessinternet   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch ...

EP18.9 - Defunding The Police, Shops Reopening and The Playstation 5 Event

June 25, 2020 17:29 - 2 hours - 168 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we discuss the continuing protests across the globe, how no knock warrants are a terribly dangerous idea, shops across the UK opening back up and the Playstation 5 event, sharing our opinions on the games and the console reveal.   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Catch us streaming here - https://www.twitch.tv/cluelessinternet   Disclaimer: Please take this al...

EP18.8 - Anonymous Return! Space X Make History and Last of Us Part 2 Gameplay Showcase

June 07, 2020 20:46 - 1 hour - 127 MB

Rest in Peace to George Floyd and the many victims of police brutality and racism, if you would like to support the cause, we have some links for you:   The Official George Floyd GoFundMe The National Bail Fund Network https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCgLa25fDHM https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co   If you have any more resources that you think could be useful, get in touch!   In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we discuss the reappearance of anonymous and police brutal...

EP18.8 - Anonymous Return! Space X Make History and Last of Us Part 2 Gameplay Showcase - Black Lives Matter

June 07, 2020 20:46 - 1 hour - 127 MB

Rest in Peace to George Floyd and the many victims of police brutality and racism, if you would like to support the cause, we have some links for you:   The Official George Floyd GoFundMe The National Bail Fund Network https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCgLa25fDHM https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co   If you have any more resources that you think could be useful, get in touch!   In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we discuss the reappearance of anonymous and police brutal...

EP18.7 - Kim Jong Un-able to Teleport, Our Marvel Character Tier List and Skyrim Grandma

May 29, 2020 20:57 - 1 hour - 161 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we discuss the earth shattering fact that Kim Jong Un and family cannot in-fact teleport, I repeat they CANNOT teleport, our Marvel tier list from universe defence force all the way to neighbourhood watch and how you can reach Mexico, by simply jumping on a rock…….in Red Dead 2 Online.   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Catch us streaming here - https://www.twit...

EP18.6 - 18.6 - Sex Doll Crowd, Unreal Engine 5 Showcase and Ghosts of Tsushima Gameplay

May 21, 2020 21:13 - 1 hour - 139 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we pretty much ignored the real world (mostly) and opted to talk about the intricacies of Unreal Engine 5s Showcase (what we could understand at least) and the New Ghosts of Tsushima Gameplay reveal!   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Catch us streaming here - https://www.twitch.tv/cluelessinternet   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... bet...

EP18.6 - Sex Doll Crowd, Unreal Engine 5 Showcase and Ghosts of Tsushima Gameplay

May 21, 2020 21:13 - 1 hour - 139 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we pretty much ignored the real world (mostly) and opted to talk about the intricacies of Unreal Engine 5s Showcase (what we could understand at least) and the New Ghosts of Tsushima Gameplay reveal!   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Catch us streaming here - https://www.twitch.tv/cluelessinternet   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... bet...

EP18.5 - Coronavirus Lockdown Protests, Xbox Series X “Gameplay” Showcase and Kim Jong Un: The Death Chronicles

May 14, 2020 21:41 - 1 hour - 115 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we discuss some of the good that has come out of the coronavirus since we last recorded, some rumours that are coming out of the Sony camp and how you can keep yourself occupied during this lockdown.   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Catch us streaming here - https://www.twitch.tv/cluelessinternet   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... bet...

EP18.4 - Off the Rails COVID-19 Conspiracies, PS5 Unit Reduction and Apple vs Oneplus

April 29, 2020 20:59 - 1 hour - 140 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we talk about Donald Trumps totally legit advice to use lights and bleach to cure the COVID-19 virus, how you can still enjoy the olympics from the comfort of your hallway, next-gen ray tracing and what would we cut for a cheaper console?   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet Check out our website- https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Catch us streaming here - https://www.twitch.tv/cluelessinternet   Disclaimer: Please take...

EP18.3 - Me Myself and Idris Elba, Breaking a Dogs Heart and New PS5 Controller

April 20, 2020 22:06 - 1 hour - 124 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we talk about the New PS5 controller, some rays of light that shone through the situation we all find ourselves in, and we return to somewhat normality by reading a few stories that got left behind. Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Catch us streaming here - https://www.twitch.tv/cluelessinternet   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better ma...

EP18.2 - The Lockdown Episode 2 - Last of Us Part 2 Delays, Genius Scammer Bait and Sideways Tire Changes

April 07, 2020 20:09 - 1 hour - 127 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we talk about the delays hitting the gaming industry, how Elon Musk tried to do the right thing but couldn’t tell his BPAP from his CPAP, common mistake, and what a car crash looks like when you remove one of the cars    Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Catch us streaming here - https://www.twitch.tv/cluelessinternet   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a p...

EP18.1 - The Lockdown Episode 1 - Viruside Chat

March 29, 2020 23:25 - 1 hour - 98.4 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we take a different approach, with the lockdown in effect we decided to try something new, scrap the notes (mostly) and just wing it, talking about the current situation facing us all, the console wars and the infamous kitchen gun, among other things.   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet Check out our website- https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Catch us streaming here - https://www.twitch.tv/cluelessinternet   Disclaimer...

EP18 - The International Hair Pin Crisis, Postman Pat Horror Show and The Hungover Cat-astrophe

March 20, 2020 00:11 - 2 hours - 182 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we talk the lengths and pills certain Finnish soldiers are willing to take in order to survive, how deez nuts caused a house raid and how the lack of spatial awareness can be the downfall of silicone.   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Catch us streaming here - https://www.twitch.tv/cluelessinternet   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... be...

EP17 - The Love Dart, Stolen Therapy Goat and The Mud Mage

March 03, 2020 19:10 - 1 hour - 154 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we discuss the impact mimes can have on traffic fatalities with a lil bit of trash tal…...miming?! How jars of pickles can become the greatest defence against theft and how spending $30 on an airbnb can buy you a life of trauma.   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Catch us streaming here - https://www.twitch.tv/cluelessinternet   Disclaimer: Please take this al...

EP16 - Nazi Stun Guns, Blessing Nukes and Pizza Delivery Destruction

February 16, 2020 23:45 - 1 hour - 125 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, the determination of animals to get home, winning the treble doesn’t really give you the right to violate a vehicle and why memes can have grave consequences for anyone in the firing line.   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Catch us streaming here - https://www.twitch.tv/cluelessinternet   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it...

EP15 - Atomic Tourism, Penis Man and Reality Warping Dungeon

February 07, 2020 19:02 - 2 hours - 176 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we discuss the ghost army that warped the perception of the allied forces during WWII, the lengths some people are willing to go to in order to smuggle eggs over 3 decades and how drinking too much could lead to being stranded on a beach.   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Catch us streaming here - https://www.twitch.tv/cluelessinternet   Disclaimer: Please ta...

EP14 - Sark Solo Invasion, Drunken Hitman and The Bobblehead Family

January 19, 2020 23:59 - 2 hours - 184 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast; killer vending machines are worse than sharks, that's not how cologne works and the phone call that really put one man in the shit.   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.   Have a look through the stories we covered this episode…   Today I Learned TIL about baby j...

EP13 - Marvellous Merry Hero, Pictures with Satan and an Impromptu Medium

December 22, 2019 22:39 - 2 hours - 173 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we discuss winter traditions past and present from around the world, how the “grinch” almost ruined Christmas and how not treat someone who already hates you. Stick around at the end for some Star Wars talk.   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.   Have a look throug...

EP13 - The Merry Marvel Hero, Pictures with Satan and an Impromptu Medium

December 22, 2019 22:39 - 2 hours - 173 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we discuss winter traditions past and present from around the world, how the “grinch” almost ruined Christmas and how not treat someone who already hates you. Stick around at the end for some Star Wars talk.   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.   Have a look throug...

EP12 - Boobie Trap House, Mayonnaise Man and Mushroom Shift

December 08, 2019 23:46 - 1 hour - 148 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we talk about the loneliest frog in the world, whose luck might just turning around, gimp-man who has been terrorising and scaring residents of a sleepy village and how you shouldn’t go camping while sick.   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.   Have a look through ...

EP11 - The Ultimate Gamble, Rotten Flesh Portal and Being Jesus

November 24, 2019 22:51 - 2 hours - 174 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we discuss How bees are better politicians than we could ever bee, How Nazi Engineered cows are being bought to the UK because of brexit and why visiting Las Angeles can be a roller coaster of emotions   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.   Have a look through the ...

EP10 - 1990 Special Episode Part 2 - The Poll Tax Riots

November 23, 2019 15:06 - 39 minutes - 54.8 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast we round off our special episode talking about The Battle of Trafalgar Square (The Poll Tax Riots).   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.   This week, download our PDF for images and links to all our sources: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1ztSjvhyTogmcZoi8hDUuzaL...

EP10 - 1990 Special Episode Part 1 - Strangeways

November 10, 2019 23:37 - 2 hours - 173 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we look at some of the biggest events of 1990 including the birth of the internet, The Hubble Telescopes launch and greatest achievements, 1990s top sellers in music and film and part one of a riotous start to the 90's.   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.   This w...

EP09 - Mega Penguins, The Mysterious Blob and Robot Rebellion

October 27, 2019 20:08 - 2 hours - 173 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we discuss the dangers of a gender reveals that could get out of control and cause a lot of damage, We find out how robotics are helping and harming our way of life and that you shouldn’t really help anyone as you could lose everything in one foul swoop   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it ...

EP08 - Survival Science, Zombie Deer and Shit River

October 13, 2019 21:03 - 1 hour - 161 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we talk about the universe and the discovery of a “zombie star”, The adventures of a disneyland visitor who decided LSD would make the experience 100% better and why we looooooove amazon and all of it’s services, until it fucks us over   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good mea...

EP07 - Pablo Eskobear, Super Snake and Warp 6 Pain

September 29, 2019 16:02 - 1 hour - 163 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we find out about the interesting adventures of chocolate factory owner Charlie Bucket, how a simple Aussie tradition can turn into a lengthy legal battle and why you should always read the label before applying.   Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/   Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.   Have a look t...

EP06 - Reusable Sandwiches, Honey Meth and Murder Kits

September 15, 2019 03:10 - 1 hour - 135 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we find out how to light a cigarette with a nuke, a pill developed to track your bowel movements and how not to hug people.  Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure. Have a look through the stories we covered this episode… Today I Learned TIL about a painless life TIL abou...

EP05 - Road Kill Wedding, Mcauley Culkin, and More Nettles

September 01, 2019 21:25 - 1 hour - 113 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we chat about how to stop a battle in the best way possible, 526 teeth being removed at one time for a child's mouth and how not to love your cat  Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/ Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure. Have a look through the stories we covered this episode… Today I Learned TIL about Jap...

EP04 - Velociraptor Repellent PSA, The Staple Hour and The Moon Bishop

August 18, 2019 22:51 - 1 hour - 62.3 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we chat about surviving the forests of Siberia against all odds, a very strange proposal and the real story of a land without time. Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our Website - https://cluelessinter.net  Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure. Have a look through the stories we covered this episode… Today I Learned TIL about the lightning miracle ...

EP03 - Disney Black Market, Rats on Trial and Fox Urine

August 04, 2019 21:02 - 1 hour - 51.8 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we chat about fighting a 200 pound shark to get back an arm, avoiding marrying a 300 year old Haitian pirate as you may suffer from it and what not to do with a gift from your crush Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our Website - https://cluelessinter.net  Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure. Have a look through the stories we covered this episode.....

EP02 - Laser Eyed Horse, Sex Lakes and Augmented Reality

July 21, 2019 19:16 - 1 hour - 53.3 MB

In this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we chat about bees requiring the latest gossip, eating cactus spines to prevent HIV and submitting something completely different as your final paper. Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet  Check out our Website - https://cluelessinter.net  Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure. Have a look through the stories we covered this episode... Today I Learned TIL Bees ne...

EP01 - Jail Break, Cheating With Pizza and Naked Aerodynamics

July 07, 2019 20:58 - 1 hour - 51.4 MB

Welcome to our new podcast Clueless Internet with host Alex and with him as always Howard, where we gather stories and news from around the world and present them to ourselves and to you, to hopefully enjoy, or recoil in disgust. Honestly we have no idea what we’re doing, you might even say we are clueless. In the first ever episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, we discuss the intricacies of escaping prison with a bunch of rocks as cover and find out that buying pizza for someone else d...

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