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Close Encounters of the Podcast Kind

135 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago - ★★★★ - 23 ratings

CEOTPK is an independent comedy-horror-sci-fi variety show about aliens, conspiracies, cryptids, and current events! // ON INDEFINITE HIATUS, THANK YOU FOR LISTENING // Hosted by Nick, an irate and upcoming UFOlogist with a mission to reveal The Truth, and Tasker, a skeptical nerd trying to keep the show from being canceled. /// JOIN OUR OFFICIAL DISCORD: https://discord.com/b6CT5MX /// FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/ceotpk ///

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Episodes

Kickback Episode: Hiatus Announcement, Breaking Kayfabe and The Indefinite Farewell

February 02, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MB

We are going on indefinite hiatus and this is the last episode for a while or something! Thank you for the 21,700 listens and for sticking by us for over 100 episodes!   FBI NOTICE: The source file of this episode and all before have been seized by the United States Government and have been left online for archival reasons. Support the show

Episode 102: Alien Religion - The Cosmic Law of One

January 26, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 76.5 MB

It's known that humans can't get into the Galactic Federation of Light, but this religion from the stars might be the first step toward boosting our vibrations enough to ascend past our primitive status among greater species! Support the show

Kickback Episode: Male Sex Toys, Mutual UFO Network Update, and Urine Curing COVID-19

January 19, 2022 08:00 - 56 minutes - 38.8 MB

At this point, we might just start a sex-positive podcast because of how often we talk about R18 things! Fun updates as we ATTEMPT to get back into space subjects! Support the show

Episode 101: Bigfoot Part II - The Patterson-Gimlin Film, Evidence, and Explanations

January 12, 2022 08:00 - 2 hours - 83.9 MB

The eerie conclusion to the unanswered questions and speculations about Bigfoot! We go over the most famous cases and argue about if the evidence are hoaxes or not, as well as possible explanations for the creature! Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/ceotpk)

Episode 101: Bigfoot Part II - The Patterson-Gimlin Film, Evidence, and Explanations

January 12, 2022 08:00 - 2 hours - 83.9 MB

The eerie conclusion to the unanswered questions and speculations about Bigfoot! We go over the most famous cases and argue about if the evidence are hoaxes or not, as well as possible explanations for the creature! Support the show

Hungover Episode: New Years Kickback

January 05, 2022 08:00 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MB

More Bigfoot next week we swear!! Support the show

Kickback Episode: Nick Reviews Matrix Resurrections, Death of Elvis and Post-Christmas Clarity

December 29, 2021 08:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MB

It's Winter Break! Nick and Tasker take it easier than usual on their allotted vacation-recording and talk about their disappointments, triumphs, and successes in surviving the holiday season! Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/ceotpk)

Kickback Episode: Nick Reviews Matrix Resurrections, Death of Elvis and Post-Christmas Clarity

December 29, 2021 08:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MB

It's Winter Break! Nick and Tasker take it easier than usual on their allotted vacation-recording and talk about their disappointments, triumphs, and successes in surviving the holiday season! Support the show

Episode 100: Bigfoot Part I - Introduction to Goin' Squatchin'

December 22, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 75.4 MB

The wait is finally over for us to cover one of the most famous, elusive, and perplexing mysteries of the cryptozoological world! We go over the biology, behavior, and the basics of what the world knows so far of the Bigfoot species! Support the show

Kickback Episode: Sonic, Nicotine, and Hard Limits At An Orgy

December 15, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 45 MB

As we gear up for our 100th main series episode,  we take a minute to reflect on what's important in life, such as what kinks are unreasonable, opinions on video game movie adaptations, and the proper amount of cheese to put on food! Support the show

Episode 99: Jeffrey Dahmer Part IV - Trial, Imprisonment and Death

December 08, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 66.6 MB

The actual-for-sure-last-episode where prosecutors piece together gruesome details, find out what was wrong, and a look into how Dahmer faired in his final days in prison! Support the show

Kickback Episode: Omicron Variant, Quantum Finance and Hypersonic Missiles

December 01, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 47.1 MB

We got harrowing news, fear-mongering, one weekly Elvis fact and holiday shopping advice that you do NOT want to miss! Support the show

Episode 98: Jeffrey Dahmer Part III: Head-Drilling, Final Murders and Arrest

November 24, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 67.5 MB

Dahmer solidifies his place in history with the atrocities he performs as he completely slips away from reality and into an endless void of nightmares! Support the show

Kickback Episode: Anime Porn, Spicy Goat Curry and Reddit Murder Survivors

November 17, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 44.9 MB

It's a mild fall afternoon and we're ready to make some hot takes to warm up! Tasker ups his social credit score and Nick gets some IT help! Bing Chilling! Support the show

Episode 97: Jeffrey Dahmer Part II - Murder City and The Downward Spiral

November 10, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 79.1 MB

Things are gonna get a whole lot worse as Dahmer begins to loosen up on his urges to kill and begins developing into one of the world's most infamous serial killers! Support the show

Kickback Episode: Spooky Scary Halloween, Movies and More

November 03, 2021 07:00 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MB

We don't have time like we used to, so now here's a short relaxed episode to fill the void just in time for Halloween!  Support the show

Episode 96: Jeffrey Dahmer Part I - Early Life and First Kill

October 27, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 62.2 MB

What better way to celebrate Halloween than with serial murder? In a CEOTPK first, we jump into the true crime story of Jeffrey Dahmer, the famed serial killer best known for eating his victims and his odd openness about his history!  Support the show

Episode 95: Missing 411 - Mysterious Disappearances

October 20, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 53.8 MB

Every hiker's nightmare is ending up on the Missing 411 list, so pack your compass and charge your phone and pray you never end up like the people we have in these stories! Support the show

Episode 94: Phobias

October 13, 2021 07:00 - 2 hours - 97 MB

Confront your fears! Or deal with them in a healthy and reasonable manner! We list off and discuss various popular phobias that plague mankind for the Halloween spooky season! Support the show

Episode 93: Ancient Torture Methods

October 06, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 77.4 MB

Get ready to cringe and wince as we go over the most brutal and inhumane ways to ruin or end the lives of our fellow man in our first gore-tacular episode for the October season!  Support the show

Episode 92: The Michigan Dogman

September 29, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 68.5 MB

The horror of seeing a man's body with a dog's face charging at you in the middle of the mid-west night comes alive! We go into the local phenomena of a creature messed up enough to cause car accidents and complete paranoia!  Support the show

Episode 91: Modern Vampires and the Vampire Subculture

September 22, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 81.3 MB

Graveyard specters, cinematic legends, and the sanguinarians that drink blood in real life! Time to kick off the spooky month early with the long-awaited sequel to Historical Vampires! Support the show

Episode 90: More Tales From Nick's Hawaiian Vacation

September 15, 2021 07:00 - 54 minutes - 37.8 MB

SCPs hand-picked by Nick! More opinions! And the thrilling conclusion to the worst fanfic ever heard by man! Shaka brah! Support the show

Episode 89: Nick Solo Variety Alien Time Show - Hawaii Vacation

September 08, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MB

Nick is reporting live from his homeland to bring you cryptids, updates, and smutty fanfic to get you through your commute or workweek! God help us.  Support the show

Episode 88: The Thunderbird and Other Flying Cryptids

September 01, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 70.6 MB

What casts a shadow from above could be a godlike deity out to protect you, or a surviving dinosaur coming to kill you! We go over stories, myths, and legends about what lurks above in our dedicated bird episode! Support the show

Episode 87: The Lost Island of Atlantis

August 25, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 73.1 MB

Ancient Greece! Nazis! Aliens! We go over the origins, plausibility and potential leads to the location of the lost city of Atlantis that has captivated mankind since the Classical Period! Support the show

Episode 86: Netflix’s "Top Secret UFO Projects: Declassified" Review

August 18, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 75 MB

Netflix has a popular alien show out, so you know we had to watch and review it! We'll be covering the show's format and content about Project Blue Book from the US Government! Support the show

Episode 85: Top 10 Hoaxes Proven To Be Fake

August 11, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 79.6 MB

Myths, cryptids, and paranormal legends DEBUNKED! We tackle some of the most popular cases of the fantastic that ended up being cases of a little trollin'! Support the show

Episode 84: Interview With A Reptillian II - The Final Lacerta Files

August 04, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 74.1 MB

The revelations never end! We continue with more stories, truths, and secrets from Lacerta, the only known Reptillian to ever grant a human being an interview without killing anyone (we know of)!  Music: Deep Space by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Artist: http://audionautix.com/ Support the show

Episode 83: The Professor Tasker Show - Hyperreality

July 28, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 44.6 MB

In a cozy 3am sitdown, Tasker explains and discusses the nuances of Hyperreality, the concept of humans being unable to determine between a simulation from what is real! Support the show

Episode 82: The Abduction of Whitley Streiber

July 21, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MB

Hypnotism, premonitions, and inappropriate sexual alien advances! We're returning to our grassroots and talking about a famous abduction that contributed highly to the UFOlogy community! Support the show

Episode 81: The 2021 Navy UAP/UFO Report

July 14, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 74.6 MB

The big report we all were waiting for: in-depth, uncensored, and pulled apart! There's no national panic, so you can bet we have some opinions and criticisms! Support the show

Episode 81: The 2021 Navy UAP/UFO Report

July 14, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 74.6 MB

The big report we all were waiting for: in-depth, uncensored, and pulled apart! There's no national panic, so you can bet we have some opinions and criticisms! Support the show

Episode 80: Ghosts of the American Civil War

July 07, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 70.8 MB

4th of July 2021!  What better way to celebrate than with the twisted history of America and some ghosts that resulted from it! We got Confederates, we got history, we got blood and we got ectoplasm!  Support the show

Episode 79: Famous African Cryptids

June 30, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 79.5 MB

We travel to the most hidden parts of the Congo, Madagascar, Ethiopia, and more to cover some of the bigger-named cryptids that lurk under all of our noses, waiting to be rediscovered!    Support the show

Episode 78: The Men In Black Part III - Theories and Speculation (The 1990's and Beyond)

June 23, 2021 07:00 - 2 hours - 88.5 MB

We conclude our Men In Black series with more peeking into the ruined lives of goth and non-goth UFOlogists across the globe who met with these eyebrowless weirdos, as well as provide explanations for their very existence!  Support the show

Episode 77: The Men In Black Part II, 1970's-1980's

June 16, 2021 07:00 - 2 hours - 82.5 MB

Stalking, hypnotic, and more creepy cases of Men In Black appearing and disappearing! We go to Jersey City and even to the good 'ol UK to explore the people affected and the photo evidence! Support the show

Episode 76: The Men In Black Part I, 1950's-1960's

June 09, 2021 07:00 - 2 hours - 87.4 MB

With the tacky suits, fedoras, sunglasses and all, the real MIB guys aren't here to save you. We jump into the earliest known sightings and cases of MIB activity in the first of our three-part series on the Men in Black! Support the show

Episode 75: Dante's Inferno Part II, Circles 6-9

June 02, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 76.4 MB

Sodomy, scat, fires, and furries! Dante and Virgil's journey to the center of Hell comes to a climactic finish in part two of our dramatic and non-serious narrative retelling of The Divine Comedy's Inferno! Support the show

Episode 74: Dante's Inferno Part I, Circles 0-5

May 26, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 72.5 MB

The Vestibule, Limbo, Lust, Greed, and Wrath! We go through and describe the first five circles of Hell from the famous narrative journey from The Divine Comedy starring Dante and his poetry bro Virgil  Support the show

Episode 73: Haunted, Cursed or Possessed Dolls and Other Objects

May 19, 2021 07:00 - 2 hours - 83 MB

Anabelle the Doll is one of the many supernatural things that go bump in the night in this horrifically dazzling collection of scary objects with some kind of paranormal twist to them!  Support the show

Episode 72: How The American Government Spies On You

May 12, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 76.7 MB

The NSA. Edward Snowden. The FBI. Government surveillance is a real and constant threat to the private lives of citizens all over the world! Nick brings these issues to light, as well as some ways to protect yourself and your weird secrets!  Support the show

Episode 71: The Professor Tasker Show - Uncanny Valley

May 05, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 44.8 MB

Twisted necks, stretched smiles and hollow eyes got you down? Tasker has an explanation for you in this special about Uncanny Valley while Nick is away for the week!   Support the show

Episode 70: Interview With A Reptilian - The Lacerta Files

April 28, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 69.6 MB

In 1999,  Swedish men Ole K. and E.F. managed to score an interview with a Reptilian alien. We bring you both the transcript and the polarizing truths that come with this hallmark moment in Ufology history! Support the show

Episode 69: Adrenochrome and Liberal Elites

April 21, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 73.1 MB

The rich are drinking children's blood for youth? Possibly! We explore the horrible ritual of harvesting Adrenochrome and the people behind it in a very brand-risk type episode!  Support the show

Episode 68: The Fountain of Youth and Immortality

April 14, 2021 07:00 - 2 hours - 91.9 MB

Life-giving water! Modern vampirism! Alchemy! Magick! Of the many ways to live well beyond your original lifespan, we look at some of the more adventurous, prolific, and realistic attempts to achieve it!  Support the show

Episode 67: Bodysnatchers, Doppelgangers and Extraterrestrial Imposters

April 07, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 78 MB

IMPOSTER IS SUS AHAHA anyways, get ready to doubt your friends and loved ones as we discuss the methods, precautions, and defense procedures against creatures that replicate the human form!  Support the show

Episode 66: Nick Solo Variety Alien Time Show

March 31, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 45.2 MB

Nick aka E-rratic Samurai becomes the sole star of the show in a questionable takeover of the podcast! Join him for short-form alien stories, guests, fanfics, and conspiracies in this new format that will last forever and ever and ever...? Support the show

Episode 66: Nick Solo Variety Alien Time Show

March 31, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 45.2 MB

Nick aka E-rratic Samurai becomes the sole star of the show in a questionable takeover of the podcast! Join him for short-form alien stories, guests, fanfics, and conspiracies in this new format that will last forever and ever and ever...? Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/ceotpk)

Episode 65: Dyatlov Pass Incident

March 24, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 67.5 MB

Privet! We travel to Soviet Russia to discuss the possibly suspicious, scientific, or supernatural explanations of the mysterious, basically-unsolved case that took the lives of 9 experienced Russian hikers!  Support the show