Close Encounters of the Podcast Kind
135 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago - ★★★★ - 23 ratingsCEOTPK is an independent comedy-horror-sci-fi variety show about aliens, conspiracies, cryptids, and current events! // ON INDEFINITE HIATUS, THANK YOU FOR LISTENING // Hosted by Nick, an irate and upcoming UFOlogist with a mission to reveal The Truth, and Tasker, a skeptical nerd trying to keep the show from being canceled. /// JOIN OUR OFFICIAL DISCORD: https://discord.com/b6CT5MX /// FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/ceotpk ///
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Episodes
Kickback Episode: Hiatus Announcement, Breaking Kayfabe and The Indefinite Farewell
February 02, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBWe are going on indefinite hiatus and this is the last episode for a while or something! Thank you for the 21,700 listens and for sticking by us for over 100 episodes! FBI NOTICE: The source file of this episode and all before have been seized by the United States Government and have been left online for archival reasons. Support the show
Episode 102: Alien Religion - The Cosmic Law of One
January 26, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 76.5 MBIt's known that humans can't get into the Galactic Federation of Light, but this religion from the stars might be the first step toward boosting our vibrations enough to ascend past our primitive status among greater species! Support the show
Kickback Episode: Male Sex Toys, Mutual UFO Network Update, and Urine Curing COVID-19
January 19, 2022 08:00 - 56 minutes - 38.8 MBAt this point, we might just start a sex-positive podcast because of how often we talk about R18 things! Fun updates as we ATTEMPT to get back into space subjects! Support the show
Episode 101: Bigfoot Part II - The Patterson-Gimlin Film, Evidence, and Explanations
January 12, 2022 08:00 - 2 hours - 83.9 MBThe eerie conclusion to the unanswered questions and speculations about Bigfoot! We go over the most famous cases and argue about if the evidence are hoaxes or not, as well as possible explanations for the creature! Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/ceotpk)
Episode 101: Bigfoot Part II - The Patterson-Gimlin Film, Evidence, and Explanations
January 12, 2022 08:00 - 2 hours - 83.9 MBThe eerie conclusion to the unanswered questions and speculations about Bigfoot! We go over the most famous cases and argue about if the evidence are hoaxes or not, as well as possible explanations for the creature! Support the show
Hungover Episode: New Years Kickback
January 05, 2022 08:00 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MBMore Bigfoot next week we swear!! Support the show
Kickback Episode: Nick Reviews Matrix Resurrections, Death of Elvis and Post-Christmas Clarity
December 29, 2021 08:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MBIt's Winter Break! Nick and Tasker take it easier than usual on their allotted vacation-recording and talk about their disappointments, triumphs, and successes in surviving the holiday season! Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/ceotpk)
Kickback Episode: Nick Reviews Matrix Resurrections, Death of Elvis and Post-Christmas Clarity
December 29, 2021 08:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MBIt's Winter Break! Nick and Tasker take it easier than usual on their allotted vacation-recording and talk about their disappointments, triumphs, and successes in surviving the holiday season! Support the show
Episode 100: Bigfoot Part I - Introduction to Goin' Squatchin'
December 22, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBThe wait is finally over for us to cover one of the most famous, elusive, and perplexing mysteries of the cryptozoological world! We go over the biology, behavior, and the basics of what the world knows so far of the Bigfoot species! Support the show
Kickback Episode: Sonic, Nicotine, and Hard Limits At An Orgy
December 15, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 45 MBAs we gear up for our 100th main series episode, we take a minute to reflect on what's important in life, such as what kinks are unreasonable, opinions on video game movie adaptations, and the proper amount of cheese to put on food! Support the show
Episode 99: Jeffrey Dahmer Part IV - Trial, Imprisonment and Death
December 08, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 66.6 MBThe actual-for-sure-last-episode where prosecutors piece together gruesome details, find out what was wrong, and a look into how Dahmer faired in his final days in prison! Support the show
Kickback Episode: Omicron Variant, Quantum Finance and Hypersonic Missiles
December 01, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 47.1 MBWe got harrowing news, fear-mongering, one weekly Elvis fact and holiday shopping advice that you do NOT want to miss! Support the show
Episode 98: Jeffrey Dahmer Part III: Head-Drilling, Final Murders and Arrest
November 24, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 67.5 MBDahmer solidifies his place in history with the atrocities he performs as he completely slips away from reality and into an endless void of nightmares! Support the show
Kickback Episode: Anime Porn, Spicy Goat Curry and Reddit Murder Survivors
November 17, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 44.9 MBIt's a mild fall afternoon and we're ready to make some hot takes to warm up! Tasker ups his social credit score and Nick gets some IT help! Bing Chilling! Support the show
Episode 97: Jeffrey Dahmer Part II - Murder City and The Downward Spiral
November 10, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 79.1 MBThings are gonna get a whole lot worse as Dahmer begins to loosen up on his urges to kill and begins developing into one of the world's most infamous serial killers! Support the show
Kickback Episode: Spooky Scary Halloween, Movies and More
November 03, 2021 07:00 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MBWe don't have time like we used to, so now here's a short relaxed episode to fill the void just in time for Halloween! Support the show
Episode 96: Jeffrey Dahmer Part I - Early Life and First Kill
October 27, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBWhat better way to celebrate Halloween than with serial murder? In a CEOTPK first, we jump into the true crime story of Jeffrey Dahmer, the famed serial killer best known for eating his victims and his odd openness about his history! Support the show
Episode 95: Missing 411 - Mysterious Disappearances
October 20, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 53.8 MBEvery hiker's nightmare is ending up on the Missing 411 list, so pack your compass and charge your phone and pray you never end up like the people we have in these stories! Support the show
Episode 94: Phobias
October 13, 2021 07:00 - 2 hours - 97 MBConfront your fears! Or deal with them in a healthy and reasonable manner! We list off and discuss various popular phobias that plague mankind for the Halloween spooky season! Support the show
Episode 93: Ancient Torture Methods
October 06, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 77.4 MBGet ready to cringe and wince as we go over the most brutal and inhumane ways to ruin or end the lives of our fellow man in our first gore-tacular episode for the October season! Support the show
Episode 92: The Michigan Dogman
September 29, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 68.5 MBThe horror of seeing a man's body with a dog's face charging at you in the middle of the mid-west night comes alive! We go into the local phenomena of a creature messed up enough to cause car accidents and complete paranoia! Support the show
Episode 91: Modern Vampires and the Vampire Subculture
September 22, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 81.3 MBGraveyard specters, cinematic legends, and the sanguinarians that drink blood in real life! Time to kick off the spooky month early with the long-awaited sequel to Historical Vampires! Support the show
Episode 90: More Tales From Nick's Hawaiian Vacation
September 15, 2021 07:00 - 54 minutes - 37.8 MBSCPs hand-picked by Nick! More opinions! And the thrilling conclusion to the worst fanfic ever heard by man! Shaka brah! Support the show
Episode 89: Nick Solo Variety Alien Time Show - Hawaii Vacation
September 08, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MBNick is reporting live from his homeland to bring you cryptids, updates, and smutty fanfic to get you through your commute or workweek! God help us. Support the show
Episode 88: The Thunderbird and Other Flying Cryptids
September 01, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 70.6 MBWhat casts a shadow from above could be a godlike deity out to protect you, or a surviving dinosaur coming to kill you! We go over stories, myths, and legends about what lurks above in our dedicated bird episode! Support the show
Episode 87: The Lost Island of Atlantis
August 25, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 73.1 MBAncient Greece! Nazis! Aliens! We go over the origins, plausibility and potential leads to the location of the lost city of Atlantis that has captivated mankind since the Classical Period! Support the show
Episode 86: Netflix’s "Top Secret UFO Projects: Declassified" Review
August 18, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 75 MBNetflix has a popular alien show out, so you know we had to watch and review it! We'll be covering the show's format and content about Project Blue Book from the US Government! Support the show
Episode 85: Top 10 Hoaxes Proven To Be Fake
August 11, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 79.6 MBMyths, cryptids, and paranormal legends DEBUNKED! We tackle some of the most popular cases of the fantastic that ended up being cases of a little trollin'! Support the show
Episode 84: Interview With A Reptillian II - The Final Lacerta Files
August 04, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBThe revelations never end! We continue with more stories, truths, and secrets from Lacerta, the only known Reptillian to ever grant a human being an interview without killing anyone (we know of)! Music: Deep Space by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Artist: http://audionautix.com/ Support the show
Episode 83: The Professor Tasker Show - Hyperreality
July 28, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 44.6 MBIn a cozy 3am sitdown, Tasker explains and discusses the nuances of Hyperreality, the concept of humans being unable to determine between a simulation from what is real! Support the show
Episode 82: The Abduction of Whitley Streiber
July 21, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBHypnotism, premonitions, and inappropriate sexual alien advances! We're returning to our grassroots and talking about a famous abduction that contributed highly to the UFOlogy community! Support the show
Episode 81: The 2021 Navy UAP/UFO Report
July 14, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 74.6 MBThe big report we all were waiting for: in-depth, uncensored, and pulled apart! There's no national panic, so you can bet we have some opinions and criticisms! Support the show
Episode 81: The 2021 Navy UAP/UFO Report
July 14, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 74.6 MBThe big report we all were waiting for: in-depth, uncensored, and pulled apart! There's no national panic, so you can bet we have some opinions and criticisms! Support the show
Episode 80: Ghosts of the American Civil War
July 07, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 70.8 MB4th of July 2021! What better way to celebrate than with the twisted history of America and some ghosts that resulted from it! We got Confederates, we got history, we got blood and we got ectoplasm! Support the show
Episode 79: Famous African Cryptids
June 30, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 79.5 MBWe travel to the most hidden parts of the Congo, Madagascar, Ethiopia, and more to cover some of the bigger-named cryptids that lurk under all of our noses, waiting to be rediscovered! Support the show
Episode 78: The Men In Black Part III - Theories and Speculation (The 1990's and Beyond)
June 23, 2021 07:00 - 2 hours - 88.5 MBWe conclude our Men In Black series with more peeking into the ruined lives of goth and non-goth UFOlogists across the globe who met with these eyebrowless weirdos, as well as provide explanations for their very existence! Support the show
Episode 77: The Men In Black Part II, 1970's-1980's
June 16, 2021 07:00 - 2 hours - 82.5 MBStalking, hypnotic, and more creepy cases of Men In Black appearing and disappearing! We go to Jersey City and even to the good 'ol UK to explore the people affected and the photo evidence! Support the show
Episode 76: The Men In Black Part I, 1950's-1960's
June 09, 2021 07:00 - 2 hours - 87.4 MBWith the tacky suits, fedoras, sunglasses and all, the real MIB guys aren't here to save you. We jump into the earliest known sightings and cases of MIB activity in the first of our three-part series on the Men in Black! Support the show
Episode 75: Dante's Inferno Part II, Circles 6-9
June 02, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 76.4 MBSodomy, scat, fires, and furries! Dante and Virgil's journey to the center of Hell comes to a climactic finish in part two of our dramatic and non-serious narrative retelling of The Divine Comedy's Inferno! Support the show
Episode 74: Dante's Inferno Part I, Circles 0-5
May 26, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 72.5 MBThe Vestibule, Limbo, Lust, Greed, and Wrath! We go through and describe the first five circles of Hell from the famous narrative journey from The Divine Comedy starring Dante and his poetry bro Virgil Support the show
Episode 73: Haunted, Cursed or Possessed Dolls and Other Objects
May 19, 2021 07:00 - 2 hours - 83 MBAnabelle the Doll is one of the many supernatural things that go bump in the night in this horrifically dazzling collection of scary objects with some kind of paranormal twist to them! Support the show
Episode 72: How The American Government Spies On You
May 12, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 76.7 MBThe NSA. Edward Snowden. The FBI. Government surveillance is a real and constant threat to the private lives of citizens all over the world! Nick brings these issues to light, as well as some ways to protect yourself and your weird secrets! Support the show
Episode 71: The Professor Tasker Show - Uncanny Valley
May 05, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 44.8 MBTwisted necks, stretched smiles and hollow eyes got you down? Tasker has an explanation for you in this special about Uncanny Valley while Nick is away for the week! Support the show
Episode 70: Interview With A Reptilian - The Lacerta Files
April 28, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 69.6 MBIn 1999, Swedish men Ole K. and E.F. managed to score an interview with a Reptilian alien. We bring you both the transcript and the polarizing truths that come with this hallmark moment in Ufology history! Support the show
Episode 69: Adrenochrome and Liberal Elites
April 21, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 73.1 MBThe rich are drinking children's blood for youth? Possibly! We explore the horrible ritual of harvesting Adrenochrome and the people behind it in a very brand-risk type episode! Support the show
Episode 68: The Fountain of Youth and Immortality
April 14, 2021 07:00 - 2 hours - 91.9 MBLife-giving water! Modern vampirism! Alchemy! Magick! Of the many ways to live well beyond your original lifespan, we look at some of the more adventurous, prolific, and realistic attempts to achieve it! Support the show
Episode 67: Bodysnatchers, Doppelgangers and Extraterrestrial Imposters
April 07, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 78 MBIMPOSTER IS SUS AHAHA anyways, get ready to doubt your friends and loved ones as we discuss the methods, precautions, and defense procedures against creatures that replicate the human form! Support the show
Episode 66: Nick Solo Variety Alien Time Show
March 31, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 45.2 MBNick aka E-rratic Samurai becomes the sole star of the show in a questionable takeover of the podcast! Join him for short-form alien stories, guests, fanfics, and conspiracies in this new format that will last forever and ever and ever...? Support the show
Episode 66: Nick Solo Variety Alien Time Show
March 31, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 45.2 MBNick aka E-rratic Samurai becomes the sole star of the show in a questionable takeover of the podcast! Join him for short-form alien stories, guests, fanfics, and conspiracies in this new format that will last forever and ever and ever...? Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/ceotpk)
Episode 65: Dyatlov Pass Incident
March 24, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 67.5 MBPrivet! We travel to Soviet Russia to discuss the possibly suspicious, scientific, or supernatural explanations of the mysterious, basically-unsolved case that took the lives of 9 experienced Russian hikers! Support the show