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Clever Name Podcast

500 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★ - 24 ratings

Clever Name Podcast is a "comedy" podcast with hot takes and unfunny commentary. We are like the ugly chick in the hot friend group, extremely unappealing but when you run out of options we are always here.

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420 Manpon - Clever Name Podcast #420

April 22, 2024 20:20 - 2 hours - 127 MB

Its episode 420 on 4/20 and we have a crazy episode ready for the occasion. We find new and creative ways of consuming THC, Artty brings us another edition of wokemon and we rank celebrity N words usage. Sammy Starfish releases her first country hit "Pumpkin Takes" and we get to view the exclusive music video. Finally, we have the 4th edition of "Whats In The Box" our amazing fan David sent us a nightmare filled box. All this and so much more on the this week extra special 420 episode Clever...

Forbidden Love FT. Rats In The Attic - Clever Name Podcast #419

April 17, 2024 20:20 - 1 hour - 56.6 MB

The boys for Rats in the Attic Podcast join us and we welcome them with some erotic fan fiction and AI generated love songs. A polish priest hosted gay orgies and mutilated some genitals, masturbating in other peoples homes in now legal and launchables are mostly lead. A woman does a live fire waxing of her butthole, super gonorrhea is on the loose in China and Martin writes a beautiful country song about the forbidden love between man and mans best friend. All this and so much more on this ...

RIP OJ - Clever Name Podcast #418

April 15, 2024 20:20 - 1 hour - 86.3 MB

We are all very sad about the death of O.J. Simpson, some of our solar eclipse predictions came true and Artty finishes the chevy spark drawing. We play guess whats in my butt again, we look at the new ways to get your nicotine fix and Artty has a new page on clevernamepodcast.com dedicated to his art. You can now order drawings of ANYTHING from Artty on the "artism" page of clevernamepodcast.com. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.

Autism Cage - Clever Name Podcast #317

April 08, 2024 20:20 - 1 hour - 102 MB

Blake, Artty, Ryan and Martin are all back and Artty has finally finished the halo drawings for Martins birthday (in February). Ryan sticks his dick in a vacuum and catches his shit, we give our predictions for the solar eclipse and autism is a death sentence in Canada. Ryan bonds with a kid over growing up in an autism cage and we find some people who are out there Martin Maxing. Osama Vinladen i the worlds greatest soccer player and a naked Ryan fights his demons with a chevy spark. All th...

Flat Earth 4: Flat Earth Mark - Clever Name Podcast #416

April 01, 2024 20:20 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Mark Sargent join the show to have our 4th flat earth discussion. We make our predictions for what will happen during the upcoming apocalyptic eclipse, why we cant travel to antarctica and the moon landing. We find out Mark is just Neil Armstrong in disguise and the ongoing feud on the flat earther communities. We pick team Flearth or Glearth on this week Clever name Podcast.  Go check out Mark at https://www.youtube.com/@markksargent Every Saturday at 4:20pm EST (roughly) we are live do...

Mtn Foossy - Clever Name Podcast #415

March 25, 2024 20:20 - 2 hours - 128 MB

This week we have very sad news to report about some of our favorite websites, men's tampons are now available around Canadian workplaces and Ryan is going to try them out. We get some video of baby Martin, Martin Maxing. We do round 2 of the "can you tell if its a lady or a lady boy" game. We have an Arttyvention where we talk about Arttys drinking and a man boofs a basketball. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. 

N - Couragement - Clever Name Podcast #414

March 18, 2024 20:20 - 1 hour - 80.7 MB

Tony Hawk 27 trailer release, Martin gets an award for guessing lady boys and we all wood. We play another edition of Guess Who The What Said Who, we laugh at fart sounds for a good 20 mins and we find people Martin Maxing in the wild. The Sandwich game makes a return and we watch a live performance of What up by 4 Non Blonde. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. 

ShrekS.T.D. - Clever Name Podcast #313

March 11, 2024 21:20 - 1 hour - 108 MB

Blake Ryan Martin and Artty are joined by Blakes girlfriend Julia with the third instalment of What's in the Box. We rise for the retarded singing of the national anthem and we guess how many times a reusable bad needs to be used before its considered eco friendly. People light them self on fire for things other than Palestine and we watch a weird art performance by a chicken man and a midget. A man at burger king had it his way and we find out the best power tools to use for masturbation. A...

Shrekstasy - Clever Name Podcast #412

March 04, 2024 21:20 - 1 hour - 108 MB

The FTC has made us all declare our race and gender and we watch a Russian kid jump out a fifth floor window like Eric Clapton's kid. We do our new segment "fire" and our long time favorite Clever Name Podcast classic bit "bestiality". We create the duck version of American history x, a man poops on a sleeping man on the street and a moose gets punked by two dogs. A woman finds out she banged her brother and we prepare for the Artty to attend the Shrek Rave. All this and so much more on this...

Sandwich - Clever Name Podcast #411

February 26, 2024 21:20 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Nazis have the debate of the century about who shits in the street, fans tell us why they should kill themselves and we play the first edition of the whisper game. Artty loses his mind during the sandwich game, a lady got root rot in her cooch and a woman plays with a grenade. We find out what a selkie is, we see some good parenting and we rank some racism. All this and so much mor eon this weeks Clever Name Podcast. 

Flat Earth VIkka - Clever Name Podcast #410

February 21, 2024 21:20 - 1 hour - 92.6 MB

We have Flat Earth Vikka on the show this week for our third podcast on the flat earth theory. Vikka has 2 popular documentaries and a weekly podcast on the flat earth. We discuss our varying levels of belief in the flat earth and some of the questions holding us back from believing. Most importantly we come up with a plan to once and for all prove if the earth is flat or round and we take it upon ourselves to do the job. All this and so much more on the EXTRA episode of Clever Name Podcast....

Shreksual assault - Clever Name Podcast #409

February 19, 2024 21:20 - 1 hour - 93.4 MB

Ryan finally caught Covid and we celebrate Artty being a part of the show for one full year. We get a new take on an old classic video, Shrekfest has been officially canceled for good and new Epstein game just dropped. A Florida cop open fires on an acorn and teacher hot tub seduction is more common that we realized. Coffee is racist and we're playing with the boys in this week and woke. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast

Pastussy Tier List - Clever Name Podcast #408

February 12, 2024 21:20 - 1 hour - 89.7 MB

The Clever Crew is back in action with another AI moose vs Bull simulation, a stripper is hired for the boys on the job site and we get predictions for the future of the Clever Name Podcast. We get a gauntlet worth of Primordial's videos, and we find out the most f%ckable pasta. Artty has a man vs machine battle of comedy in Kill Artty, Martin says he will eat a mosquito burger for $5,000 and we have Biden tell us all to do Fent. All this an so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. 

Bin Laden Hard Drive Game - Clever Name Podcast #407

February 05, 2024 21:20 - 2 hours - 126 MB

Ryan has car problems and rented the worlds gayest car, we lock in our bets for when Blake will have poop thrown on him and we guess what Osama Bin Laden had on his computer by playing the Bin Laden Hard Drive Game. A mom is advertising her Onlyfans in the school pick up lane, Artty does his best Kill Artty set and the big swinging Canadian dick is a man with the record for most DUI's in Canada. All this an so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. THIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF ...

Pee Pee Poo Poo Man The Movie - Clever Name Podcast #406

January 29, 2024 21:20 - 2 hours - 121 MB

F*ck Trudeau chants break out the the last UFC PPV, Ryans throwing poo google alert finally pays off and we take a look at the average Tim Horton's experience. We guess the correct logo, Ryan has a melt down over Arttys obsession over Redbar and we learn why any woman having sex with a white guy is unforgivable in This Week in Woke. Artty does Kill Artty, some people drown in poop water in an elevator and we judge some awful facelifts. All this an so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podca...

Who's That Jewkemon - Clever Name Podcast #405

January 22, 2024 21:20 - 2 hours - 132 MB

The prophecy foretold that this was the week that Blake would return, Martin shows us his best accents and Artty has another edition of Kill Artty. We watch the best parts Only Use Me Blade n word video, some wild penial video are presented and  Dana whites boob power slap is an amazing new sport. We play "guess who the what said who" and check out one of the best drinking and driving videos of all time. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast

Jewer Sewers - Clever Name Podcast #404

January 15, 2024 21:20 - 2 hours - 118 MB

Important Novtober policy discussion takes place and arguments ensue, Ryan found a new way to injure himself with power tools and primordial is back with more videos to scar our souls. We check in on the most talented girl in Russia, Martin does his signature segment "Martins News" and another edition of Guess Who The What Said Who. The 5th edition of Kill Artty, Canadian Jeff Dunham does a hate crime and live footage of Lizzo's backup dancers playing with bananas. This week in woke teaches ...

Tarzan boy - Clever Name Podcast #403

January 10, 2024 21:20 - 1 hour - 58.1 MB

We do a second show this week to make up for the live stream going down on the last episode. After years of digging we uncovered the original Noot Noot video. Then we see what happens when you search for slurs on Amazon and Oprah says the N word. A stronk woman ponders her orb, we find the Tarzan boy/girl and a guy takes nerf to the next level. All this and so much more on this extra episode of Clever Name Podcast. 

Mouschwitz - Clever Name Podcast #402

January 08, 2024 21:20 - 1 hour - 102 MB

This week the podcast lands on Jan 6th so we do black face or something. We finish the guess who the what said who game and Artty does his 5th edition of Kill Artty. We check out some 5 mins prison crafts for teens that teach us how to make a ballussy and a sponussy. A man was daggered into the hospital, we rank some racism and we find out the winner of the 2024 Epstein client list draft. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.

2024 Epstein Client List Draft - Clever Name Podcast #401

January 01, 2024 21:20 - 2 hours - 125 MB

Its the last show of 2023 and instead of doing a lame clip show like other podcast we bring a you 3 hour classic episode. Martin tries to kill his mother, we play another round of guess who the what said who and we do our prediction for next year and recap our predictions for 2023. Then we do the 2024 Epstein client list draft, Artty does the 4th edition of Kill Artty and a shot of maggots. Full show ONLY on clevernamepodcast.com

Whats In The Box Christmas Edition - Clever Name Podcast #400

December 25, 2023 21:20 - 2 hours - 113 MB

ITS CHRISTMAS! and the boys are back together for maybe the last time. What have another edition of Whats In The Box this time with presents but first we have a game created by one of our one of our listeners where we guess who said what from past podcasts. Artty does his third edition of Kill Artty and Blakes girlfriend joins us to watch a man put his penis in a bear trap. Ryan sings holiday classics while wearing a shock collar and getting shocked by the whole room plus a special gifts for...

What Dreams Are Made Of - Clever Name Podcast #399

December 18, 2023 21:20 - 1 hour - 89.2 MB

They boys are back and we have a new intro created by AI plus the official autism rankings for the Clever Name Podcast are out now. Ryan has always been right about how hot Hilary Duff is but now the rest of the internet is catching up. The lady we covered on the show who was caught using a vibrator on the beach has now been found dead in her home and we continue following Corey from Corey in the House's saga. The 2023 Shrekfest recap is out, Biden says something and we create the W.A.B. mus...

Kill Artty - Clever Name Podcast #398

December 11, 2023 21:20 - 1 hour - 104 MB

Martin Artty and Ryan get a message from Blake about where he has been the past few weeks. A guy flexes his trigger control, Martin shows the correct way to eat rockets/smarties and we watch the music video the classic russian song "they killed the black man". We work on getting a Neg Earth sponsorship and Corey from Corey in the house is trying to have sex with Adam 22s wife. We do the first edition of Kill Artty where Artty hits us with a new minute of stand up plus another edition of spic...

Zipper Dick - Clever Name Podcast #397

December 04, 2023 21:20 - 58 minutes - 39.9 MB

Ryan's life is falling apart once again, dicks are getting caught in zippers and the long awaited manscaped commercial finally came out. A lot happened this week so make sure to go to clevernamepodcast.com to get the full show. 

Blakes Favorite Episode - Clever Name Podcast #396

November 27, 2023 21:20 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

We investigate the origin of the ice cream truck song, we watch and old USSR cartoon and Korea is getting around to not eating dogs any more. A man is arrested while hiding in a knocked over potta potty, some days cares are being used as child fight rings and someone was getting Baja Blasted in the back of a Taco Bell. All this and SO much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. Full uncensored episode ONLY on https://clevernamepodcast.com

Donate A Slur -Clever Name Podcast #395

November 20, 2023 21:20 - 1 hour - 98.2 MB

Flavor Flav opens the show with the national anthem, we check to to see what side of the Israel Palestine conflict cory in the house is on, we teach Blake what to do when he is attacked by a man throwing poop. Jesus is providing Poland with WIFI and Ryan probably burred his hamster alive. The first liquid cum filter can be injected in you tubes, an old lady got an unwanted BBL and breast implant and we look into a guy who shot his penis off, worthless319. Ryan Makes up for the lack of Gorill...

Caught In A Butt Egg Loop - Clever Name Podcast #394

November 13, 2023 21:20 - 2 hours - 84.2 MB

Its Martins goodbye show because he moves away tomorrow. As a gift we found a whole list full of new slurs for white people, we hear Blakes final decision on butt egg or loop and Martin translates the 'Smile Guide 1: How To Efficiently Apple" video. Ryan has made martin a goodbye video and we watch back some classic clips including the infamous NOOT NOOT video. All this and soo much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. 

Butt Egg - Clever Name Podcast #393

November 06, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 79.2 MB

Forklift champion of the world takes place in Germany but we think we are better, we finally solve if the world has more tires than doors but most importantly the butt egg, piss rice, frootloop debate begins. They caught the Toronto joker from last week and we watch "the most racist porn of all time". All this plus we break down the massive controversy with our on going podcast war and some stolen ideas on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. 

Steve Aoki's Brother - Clever Name Podcast #392

October 30, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 62.7 MB

This week we watch Steve Aoki's brother argue with Sarah Silverman about when its okay to say the n word, how to no get a tip as a door dash driver and we watch some Israeli propaganda. We get the full story on the guy who gouged out his eyes at a fish concert, we take a look at how the street people of California are keeping clean and read babies first book on consent. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.   Every Saturday at 4:20pm EST (roughly) we are live doing a...

Pumpkussy - Clever Name Podcast #391

October 23, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 83.7 MB

Ryan breaks down what happened in the pre show (only on clevernamepodcast.com) and we try to recover. We look over the top problematic Halloween costumes of 2023, a man has his 80 pound testicles removed and amazon delivery driver piss is being sold as an energy drink. Big swinging dick goes to the man who drove through a police station blasting guns and roses, we are on the watch for fentanyl toilet paper and we dig into some squat rice. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name P...

The White Man Drives On - Clever Name Podcast #390

October 16, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 97.6 MB

Ryan gets caught for stunt driving while white, we get chat gpt to the write latest Steven Segal movie featuring the gang from Clever Name Podcast and we have the first edition of the Racist Girl Beauty Pageant. We check the disabled runway of Victoria secret models and pick out favorites. We found a way to make darts more interesting and Lizzo tells us all whites are racist.

Post Malone Pussy - Clever Name Podcast #389

October 09, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 106 MB

One In The Chamber - Clever Name Podcast #388

October 02, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 89.7 MB

Blake Martin and Ryan find out what happens when you pinch your pee off and sneeze, the real black kkk is still out here and Dr. Fauci shows us the modern cure to covid. Blake breaks down an anime, Beardsons law proves Ryan is right about smoke detectors and a douche Youtuber gets shot by a guy who carries a loose chambered gun in a windbreaker. All this and more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. FULL EXTRA HOUR OF SHOW on https://clevernamepodcast.com 

Martin Meets A Floor Coon - Clever Name Podcast #387

September 25, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 92.9 MB

Ryan is a plumber now, we do the nuclear shelter morality quiz and its gay to wipe your butt. Follow up interview with the porta potty fight girl, BBL WNBA injury, and a dwarf fought Shaq. A man puts oil on some stairs, the new gamer girl face attachment just dropped and Martin meets a midget. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. Full show only on clevernamepodcast.com

Cumstar Machine - Clever Name Podcast #386

September 18, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 64.9 MB

This week Martin is back, Artty is hungover and Blake is on an island somewhere. Vaping makes your balls smaller and polish black face competition is in full swing. Martin and Ryan made a Manscaped commercials and compare who did it better. Dont be a dick and ask people if they have aids, neovaginas are pooping and we spit some based bars on this weeks episode of Clever Name Podcast 

Vomlette - Clever Name Podcast #385

September 11, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 81 MB

Its Blakes last week on the show so we bring back the shock spelling bee where Ryan struggles to spell elementary school words while Blake dishes out shocks. A airplane full of diarrhea, American history x basketball breakdown and an make an omelette like grandma used to make. We watch some classic Blake moments and we play another round of spictionary. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.  Every Saturday at 4:20pm EST (roughly) we are live doing a full hour of EXTRA...

Smoke Detector Americans - Clever Name Podcast #384

September 05, 2023 03:06 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Porta potty fist fights, moaning Japanese sex sinks and samurai vigilantes. We find the sequel to the "more trout" video and we check in on Russia to see if they are doing okay (they are not). We see new breed of Based Horses, the big breasted trans school teacher is back as a man and we break down a lady having an upset tummy in an elevator. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.

That Hard R Glimmer - Clever Name Podcast #383

August 28, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 81.8 MB

Miss Poland isnt very diverse, we compare bulls vs moose attacks and we check in to see what marilyn manson has been doing. Some times atomic wedgies can be fatal, gay super solders are fighting for Ukraine and we see and N word pass in the wild. We all got a little hard R glimmer on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.

Ewphoria - Clever Name Podcast #382

August 21, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 69.4 MB

Blake is a Nazi or something, Ryans girlfriend crystal almost died, and a guy takes the bull by the horns. Alex Jones predicts covid restrictions are coming back in the next few month, Biden would politely like you to leave and Martin got a case of Ewphoria. All this and prepare to be a single mother on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. THIS IS ONLY HALF THE SHOW! THE ONLY PLACE TO GET THE FULL EPISODES IS https://www.clevernamepodcast.com

Poomas - Clever Name Podcast #381

August 14, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 91.3 MB

The whole gang is back and we dive deep in to Arttys story about getting hunted down by a fan, the tapes are released of Blakes time stuck in the Arizona airport and we judge if Japan needs a 3rd nuke. We play another round of Clever Name Jeopardy and we bring back Clever Name Bingo. All this and this and so much mor eon this weeks Clever Name Podcast. If you enjoy the show go get the full episode at clevernamepodcast.com

Rest In Peace Lizzo's Brother - Clever Name Podcast #380

August 07, 2023 20:20 - 2 hours - 126 MB

Artty has officially been hunted down and we break down the story from start to finish. After last weeks episode a fan tracked down Artty and spent the whole night partying. NPC content has gotten racist, crack head barbie is an awful sequel and the used condom market is booming. Manatee mating season results in the death of Lizzo's brother. All this and more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.

Bleach Demon - Clever Name Podcast #379

July 31, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 83.3 MB

We check in with everyone after last weeks cheese fiasco, we play the second round of spictionary and we found an infinite subway sub glitch. We watch the Urban barbie movie, check in on the Russian strippers and Lizzos new music video is a masterpiece. We rank some racism and learn out new favorite slur for white people "bleach demon". All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. FULL EPISODE ONLY ON clevernamepodcast.com. 

Whine and Cheese - Clever Name Podcast #378

July 24, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 82.3 MB

We created the greatest AI childrens book EVER called Faygoat the Lil Bitch. New drug Flakka can make someone the best Irish step dancer in the world. Martin eats the Thailand "real cheese burger". anti social club is at it again with their new diversity hire and the barbie movie trend has gone to far. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. 

The Deadly Game - Clever Name Podcast #377

July 17, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 92.2 MB

We get one of the greatest review a podcast could get, Latino white supremacists are on the rise and 21 slices of cheese is a burger now. Chat GPT wrote us a horror movie script where we are stuck in a saw like trap and we act it out live. In this week in woke a lady uses period blood to grow her plants and a Toronto resturanut has aids. All this and a guy paints a picture with his penis on this weeks Clever Name Podcast

Shacainaglob Floyd - Clever Name Podcast #376

July 10, 2023 20:20 - 2 hours - 121 MB

New studio, New House, New problems and new lumps. We create the fireworks finger game and Martin cant be trusted with scissors. Shacanyeaglob and her mom got pregnant from an Amish dude, we have a crack head dance party and we create the first trans milk pumper. All this and a lady gets her fruit loops fucked on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.

Kielbasa Von Auschwitz - Clever Name Podcast #375

July 03, 2023 20:20 - 2 hours - 136 MB

Martin is back so we watch some polish propaganda, medical ass shaving is on youtube but we arnt allowed and sometimes you just need a cold sprite. A man is a fire starter, a lady plays in horse shit and null gender power bottoms are getting out of hand. Alligator shot guns, penis finger and the most talented lady with a chicken wing on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. 

Pig F*cker - Clever Name Podcast #374

June 26, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 84 MB

Ryan gets his fentanyl delivery and solves racism with lasers, we play Ukraine or Los Angeles McDonalds and sometimes windshields are worth pussy. New York is a cesspool of crime and public spiderman sex shows, turns out Africans delegates don't like to be called monkeys and Phineas and Ferb do it all and its horrifying. All this and more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.  

A Pictures Worth 1000 Slurs - Clever Name Podcast #373

June 19, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 76.1 MB

Feet Hero Of Canada - Clever Name Podcast #372

June 12, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Snakes on a celling fan, California trash fights, and Blake is in a new gang. We find out what's more important than Ukraine and we watch a classic knife and run in Poland. Tiktok girls are farting in things at stores, arttys family saw some aliens and we are told why kids and fetishes can "coexist". All this and so much more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast. Full Episode ONLY on https://www.clevernamepodcast.com   Every Saturday at 4:20pm EST (roughly) we are live doing a full hou...

Swastiception - Clever Name Podcast #371

June 05, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 72.3 MB

Martin is late, Blake "cant be around white people anymore", Artty is having a mental breakdown and Gay Martin found Ryan porn alias "Jeremey Jagger". We play everyone favorite game "is the crackhead in Ryans back yard pregnant" and we find a new way to issue drivers licenses. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. If you are listening on iTunes or rumble you are only getting a portion of the show, you can listen to the uncensored full version of the show for FREE on cl...