Previous Episode: Episode 69, Tomcats

“Tuff Turf” more like tough to watch.  Who thought that casting James Spader in this role was a good idea?  We can’t unsee his bad spade tattoo.  John has trouble remembering all the cars that were in “Braveheart” for some reason.  Why does everyone in this school have a knife?  There are literally no consequences in this town for any action, even murder.  Corrections Corner, Blink 182 was on the “Tomcats” soundtrack.  This dance sequence is problematic.  Matt’s third grade self really knew how to get the ladies.  This is the most we have sung during an episode. Sorry about that.  Finally, We can smell your eye.  It’s stinky.

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