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Chode House

31 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 5 ratings

Current issues, insightful commentary, and thoughtful rhetoric. Join the Chode House crew weekly as we explore ourselves and each other... maybe other people too. This is not some sloppy turd.

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31: Volunteers for War in Ukraine

November 02, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 50.1 MB

As usual, we talk about something and completely go off the rails on another topic. This week we talk about volunteering for war in the Ukraine and then for some reason we come back to Lord of the Rings... specifically the Rings of Power.

30: Politicians Are Comedians

October 26, 2022 12:00 - 51 minutes - 35.4 MB

The best way to avoid becoming angry is to remove that which makes you angry. In other words, I can't watch The Rings of Power because it sucks. I can't get behind any political figure because they are garbage.

29: Two Things Completely Unrelated

September 21, 2022 12:00 - 41 minutes - 28.6 MB

The crew talks about video game monetization, and how one streamer spent 100k on Diablo Immortal. AND THEN... OUT OF NOWHERE... we talk about people being charged with the theft of Ashley Biden's diary.

28: Snow Goes to Defcon 2022

August 24, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 44.6 MB

We discuss highlights from Snow's adventure at Defcon 2022. It is basically him and 30,000 nerds battling for top nerd. WHO WINS?! Listen to find out. Seriously though, Defcon sounds like an incredible experience. If you know something about cyber security OR know nothing at all, it is worth looking into, based on the report from Snow.

27: Alex Jones Rips His Shirt

July 11, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 44.7 MB

The gang muses on various topics including Alex Jones ripping his shirt and future hosts of InfoWars possibly ripping their shirts. More ramblings about absurdity in society's religion of politics. Sorry for the poor audio.

California Bill SB 107: Gender Affirming Sanctuary State

July 01, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 45.5 MB

Back to politics... SB 107 is a California bill that would make the state a sanctuary state for gender affirming treatment. While we have to qualms concerning gender affirming treatment, we believe it is in the best interest of the child that both parents should agree. Since we know so much about it and understand law so well (we don't), we figured we would add our two cents to the matter. Listen in and subscribe.

25: Chris Hemsworth Extraction in a Mini Van

June 23, 2022 13:00 - 49 minutes - 34.2 MB

The film Extraction with Chris Hemsworth is a good example of color grading to make the environment look dirty. There has been some chatter recently that the use of color grading, to make countries outside of the US look bad, is racist. It could be argued that it is more to tell the story or to express that the main character is in a small area which is in fact dirty. We also talk about obituaries and running over herds of deer, because all the guns were taken away and there is no longer dee...

24: Fran, Fight Club, But Wait... There's Gore

June 08, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 48.4 MB

In this episode, we have Frances Devries from Happy Fangirl podcast! We talk Fight Club and gory B-Movies. Did you know the ending to Fight Club was altered for Chinese theaters? Did you know if you eat 12 bananas and chug a 2 liter of soda, you will probably evacuate all of your organs? We don't talk about eating bananas and drinking soda in this episode.... OR DO WE?! Lame, I know.

23: Mishalayneous

May 31, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 43.6 MB

Travel, science, and sleep deprivation. Also, Nasa found mutated sharks hanging out in an underground volcanic cave. Yep, first inflation and now mutated volcanic sharks. I blame the government. We need common sense volcanic shark control, but nobody seems to care.

22: Don't Say "The G Word"

May 19, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 47.7 MB

First, you can't say the G Word in Florida schools...what do? Secondly, all my Disney stocks dropped. Most thirdestly, teachers cannot openly talk to their students about their romantic encounters. Am I the only one who thinks that is outrageous? I should be able to talk about what I want and to whomever I want. If I want to tell my next door neighbor about my romantic encounters, even though she is in her late 80s, I should be able to without restraint. All the gory and lusty and sweaty det...

21: Elon Musk Buys Twitter

April 29, 2022 13:00 - 58 minutes - 40.2 MB

It has happened. Millions of people die instantly due to rich douche bag buying popular social media platform. I am speaking of course of Elon Musk and his acquisition of Twitter. Twitter just hasn't been the same since. The crew talks about how it affects our personal lives because we are on the platform so much. We literally don't speak to each other outside of Twitter and the podcast. We don't speak to our families either... that's all... I am just stating that we don't have a good relati...

20: The Slappening

April 15, 2022 15:00 - 46 minutes - 32.3 MB

The boys talk about being slapped in the face and not just any kind of slap. This is a Will Smith kind of slap. A slap heard round the world. A Chris Rock making fun of your wife kind of slap. A SLAPPENING.

19: DC vs Marvel: A Film Critique with Fine Wines

April 06, 2022 13:00 - 46 minutes - 32.1 MB

*in movie trailer announcer voice* From the twisted minds of Chode House, comes an off-holiday theater explosion of raw juices. This weekend... or next... whenever they have time.. comes a true but not really true story about the greatest super hero of all time.... El Vejigante!! 

18: H.P. Lovecraft and other crafts you can do in the abyss

March 18, 2022 14:00 - 58 minutes - 40 MB

Don't let your greatest fear become not knowing what is in this episode! Alright, dad jokes aside, Chode House talks H.P. Lovecraft. From monsters, to theories, to philosophies, and back to monsters... we have it all. Answer the call, listen in!

17: Freedom Convoy and Cryptocurrency

March 04, 2022 15:00 - 56 minutes - 38.5 MB

Canadian government froze financial assets during, what has been dubbed, the Freedom Convoy 2022. The crew discusses what this means in terms of crypto currency.

16: Don't Cyber With My Security Part 1: Log4J

February 21, 2022 14:00 - 48 minutes - 33.3 MB

Chode House finally talks about something in their actual realm of knowledge.. kind of... The crew breaks down the recent cyber security mishap that is Log4J. Many and I mean MANY software applications have been affected by this issue, which is not entirely resolved at the time of this publication. Do some reading on the issue if you haven't heard about it already. We give a basic summary of the security gap and how it could affect users.

15: Grand Theft Auto Roleplay

February 04, 2022 15:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MB

Dee tells Ethan about the exciting world of Grand Theft Auto Roleplay and the shenanigans therein. It is not THAT kind of roleplay. We are talking about roleplay within a video game. The game in question is Grand Theft Auto V, and the roleplay aspect has quite a large following. Many streamers stream their streams on streaming services. IT'S TRUE. There is crime, cops, mysteries, shenanigans, love, hate, shenanigans, you name it! Check, check, check it out!

14: The Legendary Terry A. Davis

January 28, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 42 MB

Chode House talks about the legendary Terry A. Davis. We discuss his rants, his creations, and his debilitating affliction. Terry A. Davis was a genius and there is no doubting his abilities as a programmer. His rants lead to much memery and jokes, but no one could deny his technological prowress. He is missed.

13: The Florida Man Tales

January 21, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MB

Florida Man... the greatest superpower the world has known. Thank the stars you were born in the time of Florida Man. An angel to some, a demon to others, Florida Man can take many shapes. As many shapes Florida Man can take, there is one thing for certain and that is the shape is always drunk.

12: Yet Another Joe Rogan and Dr Robert Malone Discussion

January 14, 2022 15:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MB

Sorry everyone... yet another discussion on Joe Rogan and Dr Robert Malone. If you aren't tired of hearing about it and vaccines and covid, listen in as the crew fill your ears with bad takes and idiotic points.

11: A ChodeHouse Introduction to The Metaverse

January 04, 2022 03:00 - 55 minutes - 38.3 MB

The ol' Metaverse. Man I miss the days when we could all throw on our heavy headgear at home and hang out with our best buds in a virtual world created by some kid in Austin for $1. Sure was the best of times. I never actually touched a person. Who knows what kind of diseases I avoided?

10: Jussie Smollett Has a Bad Time, Ethan's Coof, and Killdozer

December 10, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 51.6 MB

Chode House crew recognize Jussie Smollett as the recipient the "ol' juicy mullet" from a jury of his peers. Ethan talks about his covid illness AGAIN, lawdy lawd. Just sprinkle some government overreach and killdozer.. you got yourself a nice crap taco.

9: Chode House Thanksgiving Depression Special

December 06, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 45.3 MB

Ethan has covid and sounds depressing, but that doesn't stop the Chode House crew from spreading some Thanksgiving love and meal tips and points on proper hand washing.

8: Childe Snow to The Dark Tower Came

November 17, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 44.4 MB

After many days of listening to Snow complain, the Chode House crew finally talks about the best and greatest book ever... The Dark Tower.

7: Ghosts, Existential Horror, and Snow Is Going to Hell

November 06, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 43.6 MB

Chode House crew talks about horror movies, and just in time for uhhh Thanksgiving... the most frightening of the holidays. Also, anyone who hangs out with Snow is going to hell, because he is going to hell and only wants your children to follow him.

6: Nerds Gonna Nerd on MMOrpg and New World

October 22, 2021 12:00 - 49 minutes - 33.4 MB

Dee has been playing New World, so we gonna nerd a little bit on MMOrpgs. We talk some about what we've played, why we played or why anyone plays, and why Dee only plays MMOs so he can cook food.

5: Sanjay Gupta's Joe Rogan Kumite and All About Superman's Son

October 15, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MB

Sanjay Gupta's Joe Rogan kumite, and the recent announcement concerning Superman's Son.

4: How We Are Better Off Playing Squid Game

October 12, 2021 12:00 - 59 minutes - 36 MB

The Chode House Crew risks it all in their latest episode. We talk Squid Game, and how we could introduce it into today's world. 

3: Social Media Censorship and Nicki Minaj's Brother's Impotence

September 28, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 37.8 MB

This week the Chode House crew discusses social media censorship's impact on information. The discussion is centered around Nicki Minaj and Project Veritas. Who determines good and bad when it comes to online data and discussion? Now EVERYONE knows Nicki Minaj's brother is impotent.... thanks sis...

2: Semiconductor Shortages and what Sucks about the Succulent Black Market

September 14, 2021 12:00 - 48 minutes - 33 MB

The Crew talks about semiconductor shortages and, the EXPLOSIVE, Succulent Black Market. How many cacti do you think you could strap to yourself and walk through airport security?

1: I'm totally on Nootropics

September 07, 2021 14:00 - 44 minutes - 30.1 MB

Welcome to Chode House! In this episode, we talk about nootropics and their efficacy... kind of.