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Chickens Can't See Cubes

84 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago -

A podcast all about 100% true facts that have not at all been made up. Especially not by host Piper Dawes (@pipertalks), or Christopher Parr (@trilbynorton), the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research. You probably could make it up, but we haven’t. Honest!

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Episodes

Episode 82: Chickens Can't See the End of Chickens Can't See Cubes

January 24, 2022 06:00 - 51 minutes - 47.8 MB

Join host Piper Dawes and Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, for the final episode of Chickens Can't See Cubes. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 81: Chickens Can't See the Handforth Parish Council Wax Museum

January 17, 2022 06:00 - 23 minutes - 21.8 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about animal auditions, described holidays, human waxworks, and fake gods. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 80: Chickens Can't See the Facts Discussed in This Episode

January 10, 2022 06:00 - 22 minutes - 20.4 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about ersatz eggs, fatally bad poetry, performance panic, and football fascism. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 79: Chickens Can't See the Poseidon Adventure Adventure Cruise

January 03, 2022 06:00 - 28 minutes - 26.8 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about state sorcerers, smuggler smuggling, cruise-based cruises, and football fan art. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 78: Chickens Can't See the End of 2021

December 27, 2021 06:00 - 27 minutes - 25 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about the facts that defined 2021, like a perplexed protester, veracious anti-vaxxers, Earth-bound billionaires, and entertaining infinity. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 77: Chickens Can't See the 2021 Christmas Special (feat. the Church of the Time Travelling Jesus)

December 20, 2021 06:00 - 40 minutes - 37.2 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about noble snowmen, a time travelling Jesus, forbidden festivities, and a very crocodilian Christmas in the Chickens Can't See Cubes Christmas special. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 76: Chickens Can't See the 954 Elgiva Tour

December 13, 2021 06:00 - 32 minutes - 30.2 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about multiple mausoleums, zonked zoos, meerkat celebrities, and fancy dress farmers. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 75: Chickens Can't See the Department of Opposites

December 06, 2021 06:00 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about social citations, antonymic organisations, ecclesiastical adjustments, and games for the birds. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 74: Chickens Can't See the Most Annoying Person in the World

November 29, 2021 06:00 - 32 minutes - 29.7 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about mailman missives, feline finishing schools, aggravating awards, and sinister strollers. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 73: Chickens Can't See Queuey Queueis and the Queues

November 22, 2021 06:00 - 38 minutes - 36 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about banned butties, querulous queuers, experimental unions, and snack stockpiles. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 72: Chickens Can't See the Best Queen Lookalike in the Business

November 14, 2021 06:00 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about Boris' babes, milk cap combat, commercialised combatants, and Liz lookalikes. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 71: Chickens Can't See Holidays Beyond the Simulation

November 08, 2021 06:00 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about witchy refugees, podcast permits, the very nature of reality, and rascally runners. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 70: Chickens Can't See Matrimonial Selection

November 01, 2021 06:00 - 35 minutes - 32.5 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about communist critters, a historical Home Alone, moneyed messiahs, and wearisome weddings. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 68: Chickens Can't See Humans Disguised as Humans

October 18, 2021 05:00 - 38 minutes - 35.9 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about singular soccer, novice news, method monkeys, and contaminated crisps. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 69: Chickens Can't See the 2021 Halloween Special (feat. the Phantom Farter)

October 18, 2021 05:00 - 42 minutes - 39.6 MB

In this special Halloween episode, join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about ghosts, spectres, phantoms, and apparitions. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 67: Chickens Can't See Volcanoes in Disguise

October 11, 2021 05:00 - 38 minutes - 35.2 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about celebrity snooping, curatorial competitions, peak pugnacity, and the real Ronald McDonald. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 66: Chickens Can't See Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Scone

October 04, 2021 05:00 - 38 minutes - 36 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about rainbow hunters, imaginative athletes, culinary translations, and the Bushes' bushes. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 65: Chickens Can't See Mickey Mouse's Intestinal Tract

September 27, 2021 05:00 - 37 minutes - 34.5 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about aqueous amnesties, Disney interdictions, counterfeit countries, and escalator entertainments. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 64: Chickens Can't See the Spider-Man(TM) Doomsday Clock

September 20, 2021 05:00 - 42 minutes - 39.6 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about cetaceous companion animals, time capsules, misappropriating motorways, and apocalyptic ancients. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 63: Chickens Can't See the National Fuzzdoodle Committee

September 13, 2021 05:00 - 41 minutes - 38.1 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about soaring sponges, altered airmen, real-life superheroes, and academic animals. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 62: Chickens Can't See How Much I Knee-d You

September 06, 2021 05:00 - 37 minutes - 34.7 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about pooch pilots, coiffured killers, cutting-edge confessionals, and affairs of the knee. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 61: Chickens Can't See Team Objective Make All Tomatoes Officially (Fruit)

August 30, 2021 05:00 - 43 minutes - 40.2 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about fruit fanatics, minor monuments, door-to-door acting, and hypnotic hoodwinks. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 60: Chickens Can't See Witch Spice

August 23, 2021 05:00 - 45 minutes - 42.1 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about punishment pals, eccentric interviews, magic music, and car coiffeur. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 59: Chickens Can't See Mushrooms Down Your Trousers

August 16, 2021 05:00 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about rodent rumps, dinky dinghies, plant plants, and toilet books. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 58: Chickens Can't See the King of Thursday

August 09, 2021 05:00 - 46 minutes - 43.1 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about equine number plates, phosphorescent pharmaceuticals, a 24 hour emperor, and the wasps and the snakes. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 57: Chickens Can't See Air Cordens

August 02, 2021 05:00 - 37 minutes - 34.8 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about abridged antiquities, specious security, self-assembly planets, and Nike or Nike. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 56: Chickens Can't See the Guild of Rickrollers

July 25, 2021 05:00 - 42 minutes - 39.8 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a cadaverous king, hilarious hats, regulated Rickrolls, and a sorcerous slammer. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 55: Chickens Can't See David Attenborough, Pet Detective

July 18, 2021 05:00 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about destructive wee, immature athletes, David Attenborough PI, and ecclesiastical emojis. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 54: Chickens Can't See What Steve McFadden is Wearing

July 12, 2021 05:00 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about insect rentals, pineapple passion, Dr Seuss disinformation, and Desperate Dan's diet. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 53: Chickens Can't See the Chickens Can't See Cubes One Year Anniversary Special

July 10, 2021 13:10 - 3 hours - 171 MB

Happy birthday to us! Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about millinery malfeasance, moss piglets on the moon, misplaced merriment, and computerised combat in this very special live episode celebrating one whole year of Chickens Can't See Cubes. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 52: Chickens Can't See the History of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research - Part Two

June 28, 2021 05:00 - 27 minutes - 25.4 MB

In this second and final instalment of a special two-part episode of Chickens Can't See Cubes, join Piper Dawes as she delves into the long and storied history of the Munchausen Institute. Travel back to the future and discover how the Institute dealt with a constantly shifting new century. Featuring interviews with Christopher Parr, director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/mes...

Episode 51: Chickens Can't See the History of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research - Part One

June 21, 2021 05:00 - 35 minutes - 32.7 MB

In this first of a special two-part episode of Chickens Can't See Cubes, join Piper Dawes as she delves into the long and storied history of the Munchausen Institute. Travel back to the late history times and discover how the Institute was founded, and by whom. Featuring interviews with Christopher Parr, director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 50: Chickens Can't See the Chickens Can't See Cubes Fiftieth Episode Extravaganza

June 14, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 88.9 MB

Join host Piper Dawes and Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, for this very special fiftieth episode of Chickens Can't See Cubes, in which they discuss entirely new totally true facts, check in with some old favourites, and talk to a mysterious mystery guest. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 49: Chickens Can't See the Bolshevik Beard Ban

June 07, 2021 05:00 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about herbaceous humour, veni vidi vending, piliferous prohibitions, and space sperm. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 48: Chickens Can't See Perseus the potato

May 31, 2021 05:00 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about not a new novel, crane conspiracies, Pollock prophecies, and tuber champions.

Episode 48: Chickens Can't See Perseus the Potato

May 31, 2021 05:00 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about not a new novel, crane conspiracies, Pollock prophecies, and tuber champions. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 47: Chickens Can't See the Trans-Temporal Society for Time Travellers, Chrononauts, and Anachronists

May 24, 2021 05:15 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about poo purveyors, unethical adverts, time travel, and homemade Holmes. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 46: Chickens Can't See Gary the Thunder God

May 17, 2021 07:43 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about Y2K, teenage tyrants, sports day swindlers, and lightning lovers. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 45: Chickens Can't See the Model Model Elswyth Model Village Society

May 10, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 57.2 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about aerosol armour, button banks, model models, and acting for alcohol. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 44: Chickens Can't See Animal Farm 2: Animals in the City

May 03, 2021 05:00 - 56 minutes - 52.3 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about sacrilegious socialism, Antarctic emporiums, uninteresting athletes, and Orwellian animals. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 43: Chickens Can't See Walter Matthau's Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor

April 26, 2021 08:23 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MB

It's the Chickens Can't See Cubes Oscars special! Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about substitute statuettes, non-existent nominees, formulaic films, and mediocre movies. And find out the winners of the prestigious and real Fact Awards. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 42: Chickens Can't See Homing Snails

April 19, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about chicken tournaments, lucky slaps, globe-trotting gastropods, and Victorian nuisances. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 41: Chickens Can't See the Curse of Pluto

April 12, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about human sporting equipment, a musical municipality, a puppet prohibition, and cursed characters. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 40: Chickens Can't See the Monkey Police

April 05, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 57.3 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a monstrous messiah, DIY filmmaking, monkey pigs, and royal rentals. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 39: Chickens Can't See Cupboards

March 29, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 57.2 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about cubberds, reluctant racers, LEGO history, and the longest larceny. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 38: Chickens Can't See Agent Fezzik

March 22, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 61.1 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about photo fun, celebrity secret agents, peculiar punishments, and a wiki war. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 37: Chickens Can't See the Owner of the Moon

March 15, 2021 05:00 - 59 minutes - 55.2 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about farcical fascists, a sanitorium for saviours, medium music, and astronomical real estate. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 36: Chickens Can't See the Abominable Welshman

March 08, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a poltergeist president, accidental animals, Cymraeg cryptids, and museum munchies. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 35: Chickens Can't See the Great Fire of Brampton

March 01, 2021 05:00 - 50 minutes - 115 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a famous fire, gull gangs, apposite night, and Charles Dance. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message

Episode 34: Chickens Can't See Bone Eruptions

February 22, 2021 05:00 - 53 minutes - 36.9 MB

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about competitive farting, zoological justice, edible electrons, and bone eruptions. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chickenscantseecubes/message