Yara and Nathan are back and better than ever with your first episode of CBC for the Dawgs' run at threepeat. Justin - the adult in the room - is gone today, so we're here to bring you barely-understood Gen-Z lingo, sass, and an explanation of the phrase "Dream blunt rotation." Highlights include:

- We're we've been

-Yara's Deion Sanders Hate Corner

- Realignment: doing it for the kids(?)

- SEC Coaches: Barbie or Oppenheimer?

- National CFB Preview featuring Ross Rutledge of r2sportsmetrics.com

- A little advice for Yara's last semester of college

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