Channel 34 Sketch Comedy Radio
61 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago -Sketch comedy in bite-sized episodes that introduce the listener to sincere but deeply strange people.
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Newport Road - Chunks
February 25, 2021 21:00 - 4 minutes - 3.26 MBIs it just me, or is this street full of quacks? Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Carolynn and Garin Jones Follow us on Twitter
Volusia Ark- Don't Worry About It!
February 23, 2021 14:00 - 5 minutes - 4 MBThere's a fraction too much frictionThere's a fraction too much frictionThere's a fraction too much friction Dentist Sketch! Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Philip Nolen Follow us on Twitter
Garin
February 18, 2021 16:00 - 2 minutes - 1.97 MBVERRRRRY happily married. Did I mention that already? Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Garin Jones Follow us on Twitter
Volusia Ark- 5.14 Lightyears To Go... I Think...
February 16, 2021 15:00 - 5 minutes - 3.98 MBAn extra special episode, with an extra special guest appearance by Bong Crosby! Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Philip Nolen Follow us on Twitter
Cheeseburger
February 11, 2021 09:00 - 3 minutes - 2.56 MBNo substitutions. Except all of them. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Angela Napoleon Follow us on Twitter
Volusia Ark- 9.78 Lightyears To Go
February 09, 2021 09:00 - 6 minutes - 4.59 MBWe have ensured that the tagline firmware has been sufficiently upgraded for supreme snarkiness. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Philip Nolen Follow us on Twitter
Roulette
February 04, 2021 09:00 - 4 minutes - 3.26 MBPick a winner! Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Terry Ward Follow us on Twitter
Volusia Ark- 13.04 Lightyears To Go
February 02, 2021 09:00 - 6 minutes - 4.21 MBFeel free to stop moving about the cabin so much. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Philip Nolen Follow us on Twitter
Car Sales
February 01, 2021 16:00 - 9 minutes - 6.86 MBIf you listen to this week's episode, we will throw in the clear coat and a 90-day warranty! Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Garin Jones Follow us on Twitter
Tina Toad's Franchise Opportunity!
January 28, 2021 09:00 - 6 minutes - 4.78 MBWrite a check, ya dummy. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by David Faulk Follow us on Twitter
Volusia Ark- 16.3 Lightyears To Go
January 26, 2021 09:00 - 6 minutes - 4.45 MBFeel free to move about the cabin. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Philip Nolen Follow us on Twitter
Move-in Day
January 21, 2021 09:00 - 3 minutes - 2.74 MBPresident Biden can’t get into the White House just yet. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by KC Coy Follow us on Twitter
Betty Brains: Space, Why Not?!
January 19, 2021 09:00 - 6 minutes - 4.81 MBThe climatic finale! Or is it?? Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Jamie-Lynn Markos Follow us on Twitter
Red Phone
January 14, 2021 09:00 - 3 minutes - 2.69 MBCall now! Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Garin Jones and some widow Follow us on Twitter
Betty Brains: Hassle in a Castle
January 12, 2021 09:00 - 8 minutes - 5.67 MBOh, Garin loves D&D. Can ya tell? Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Jamie-Lynn Markos Follow us on Twitter
Tina Toad's Sock Hop
January 07, 2021 09:00 - 4 minutes - 3.36 MBC’mon down to Tina Toad’s Crustshack where the dancing bad and the morale is worse. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Jamie-Lynn Markos Follow us on Twitter
Betty Brains: Not For Yacht
January 05, 2021 15:00 - 6 minutes - 4.79 MBA whole boatload of unpleasantries in this episode... Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Jamie-Lynn Markos Follow us on Twitter
History
January 01, 2021 09:00 - 10 minutes - 7.03 MBI love History! This is a message from the real Garin! Content warning: Yikes Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by “Garin” and Garin Follow us on Twitter
Mona Lisa
December 31, 2020 09:00 - 4 minutes - 2.87 MBWhat was she thinking? Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Matthew Arter and Garin Jones Follow us on Twitter
Betty Brains: Chateau Bungalow
December 29, 2020 09:00 - 7 minutes - 5.27 MBEveryone knows the sequel is just the same crap with a few cosmetic changes. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Jamie-Lynn Markos Follow us on Twitter
Check it Twice
December 25, 2020 09:00 - 8 minutes - 5.68 MBInsert Ice Cream Link Here okay, here it is: https://saltandstraw.com/products/dwanta-holiday-pack thanks no problem Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Chris Schmidt Follow us on Twitter
Prayer to Ares
December 24, 2020 09:00 - 5 minutes - 3.86 MBIt never hurts to ask for some divine advice. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Daniel Levain and Garin Jones Follow us on Twitter
Betty Brains: Charming Dutch Colonial
December 22, 2020 09:00 - 6 minutes - 4.83 MBStep inside a unique property with lasting marketability. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Jamie-Lynn Markos Follow us on Twitter
Urgent Message From the White House
December 17, 2020 09:00 - 9 minutes - 6.73 MBThis is a real exchange I had with a "real" person. Written by Dr. Charmia Roberson and Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Carolynn and Garin Jones Follow us on Twitter Link to Emails: https://bit.ly/2IZAUSy
DGS is Lit!: Next Monday
December 15, 2020 09:00 - 2 minutes - 1.54 MBA finale hot enough for any Litmas celebration. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Travis Finlayson Follow us on Twitter
Darrell
December 10, 2020 09:00 - 3 minutes - 2.18 MBDarrell is a really nice guy and no one is perfect. Call him? Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by David Almeida Follow us on Twitter
DGS is Lit!: Friday
December 08, 2020 09:00 - 4 minutes - 3.21 MBThe week may be ending, but the legend of DGS is just begininng. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Travis Finlayson Follow us on Twitter
My Fellow Maskmericans
December 03, 2020 09:00 - 3 minutes - 2.75 MBThe leader of all Covid masks addresses his people. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Philip Nolen Follow us on Twitter
Fatherhood
December 01, 2020 09:00 - 9 minutes - 6.42 MBCelebrating Daddy Time, but not like the song. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by David Faulk, Garin Jones and Garin's Kids. Tina Toad Music by David Faulk Follow us on Twitter
DGS is Lit!: Thursday
December 01, 2020 09:00 - 5 minutes - 3.96 MBIt's like Fire Festival with a bigger cheese sandwich.* Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Travis Finlayson Follow us on Twitter *it's smaller, though.
Voicemails for Tolkien
November 26, 2020 16:00 - 7 minutes - 5.24 MBOnce a year, JRR Tolkien comes back from the dead to prove he's still got it. Since he doesn't have time to catch up on all the latest tech, he still uses an answering machine. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Philip Nolen, Katie Roberson, Carolynn Jones and Garin Jones Follow us on Twitter
Thanksgiving Speech
November 26, 2020 15:00 - 5 minutes - 4.12 MBA very special speech from a very important lady. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Lisa Glaze Follow us on Twitter
DGS is Lit!: Wednesday
November 24, 2020 09:00 - 5 minutes - 3.74 MBYou're on fire!* Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Travis Finlayson Follow us on Twitter *NBA Jam Reference
Interrogation
November 19, 2020 09:00 - 7 minutes - 4.92 MBGrammatically speaking, this one will make you feel good. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Ryne McCormick Follow us on Twitter
DGS is Lit!: Tuesday
November 17, 2020 09:00 - 5 minutes - 3.59 MBThings are heating up!* Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Travis Finlayson Follow us on Twitter *Stupid pun
Newport Road: Suburban Skank
November 12, 2020 09:00 - 3 minutes - 2.47 MBThis one might require a lot of explanation unless you're really into ska music (like I was in high school) so: skank refers to skanking which is what they call dancing to ska music, ska bands tend to have a horn section, Suburban Legends is the name of a ska band and Desi doesn't have a dog. That last one doesn't have anything to do with ska. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Trenell Mooring and Cameron Francis Follow us on Twitter
DGS is Lit!: Monday
November 10, 2020 09:00 - 4 minutes - 3.07 MBTom brings you the morning announcements at Downers Grove South High School. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Travis Finlayson Follow us on Twitter
Ideas From 2008
November 05, 2020 09:00 - 4 minutes - 3.36 MBThese ideas are terrible. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Garin Jones Follow us on Twitter
EGOT: The Emmy
November 03, 2020 09:00 - 5 minutes - 3.67 MBKacey Lennox wins the Emmy for "Daddy Time of Death" Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Lisa Glaze and Garin Jones Follow us on Twitter
Coolest Name
November 01, 2020 08:00 - 9 minutes - 6.69 MBI will hear no arguments on this subject. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Garin Jones, Angela Napoleon and David Almeida Follow us on Twitter
Trick or Treat
October 31, 2020 08:00 - 5 minutes - 3.49 MBA Channel 34 favorite gets a visit from a pair of earnest young children. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Philip Nolen and Garin's Kids. Follow us on Twitter
Re-Districting
October 29, 2020 08:00 - 5 minutes - 3.85 MBThis is how those suits screw with your neighborhood every couple of years. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Garin Jones Follow us on Twitter
EGOT: The Tony
October 27, 2020 08:00 - 5 minutes - 3.85 MBKacey Lennox wins the Tony for "Moments in Daddy Time". Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Lisa Glaze and Garin Jones Follow us on Twitter
Breath Meditation with Tent
October 22, 2020 08:00 - 9 minutes - 6.81 MBYou're so lucky to have the opportunity to hear this meditation. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by David Almeida Hear David's Podcast Follow us on Twitter
EGOT: The Oscar
October 20, 2020 08:00 - 5 minutes - 4.12 MBKacey Lennox wins the Oscar for "The Invasion Starts at Daddy Time" Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Lisa Glaze and Garin Jones Follow us on Twitter
An Exciting Opportunity!
October 15, 2020 08:00 - 5 minutes - 3.59 MBCall now! Regret later! Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Carolynn Jones Follow us on Twitter
EGOT: The Grammy
October 13, 2020 08:00 - 5 minutes - 3.47 MBKacey Lennox wins the Grammy for "Daddy Time". Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Lisa Glaze and Garin Jones Follow us on Twitter
C'mon, Alan!
October 08, 2020 08:00 - 6 minutes - 4.27 MBAlan the Three-Legged Stallion makes his way to the stage for a filming of his very popular show. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Chris Schmidt and Garin Jones Follow us on Twitter
Tree Slayer: Pine
October 06, 2020 08:00 - 6 minutes - 4.64 MBThis is where it gets sad, but also very informative. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Cameron Francis See more of Cameron Follow us on Twitter
Newport Road: Dinner
October 01, 2020 08:00 - 4 minutes - 3.12 MBShe's an excellent cook. He's an extraordinary eater. Written by Garin Jones Sound Design by Dan Beal Performed by Heather Delmotte and Garin Jones Follow us on Twitter