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Champagne Tears

9 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 11 ratings

Hold on to your maternity panties, cause it’s about to get weird. Hosts Taylor & Alex go balls deep into the dark and scary reality of raising tiny terrorists, all while trying to keep their shit together and remaining moderately sober. But once those little girls go night-night? That’s when the flood gates open up to sex stories, embarrassing moments, and repressed memories.

They’re bold enough to say what you’re already thinking, or dumb enough to just not give a F@$%. Either way, cheers to shedding some Champagne Tears 🥂

Improv Comedy Kids & Family Parenting married relationship advice deployed funny funny stories moms of girls moms of toddlers moms who curse parenting relationships
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Episodes

We Have Liftoff

December 14, 2021 08:00 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MB

DISCLAIMER (This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You’ve been warned.) Follow us @champage.tears.pod on Instagram for exclusive content and podcast updates

Katzengoldmanbergerstein

December 06, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 68.4 MB

Red Flags...Everyone's got 'em. What are yours? Alex & Taylor dissect the new trend sweeping the nation and when/if these red flags are deal breakers. Also discussed, Hanukkah trauma. It's real, it's raw, and the big man in the red suit isn't making it any better. Grab your milk and cookies and put the little ones away, or else it gets the coal again. DISCLAIMER (WE DO NOT RECOMMEND LISTENING TO THIS EPISODE WHILE CHILDREN ARE PRESENT! This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone und...

Raja's Simulation

November 29, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 60.6 MB

Who's simulation is this? Spoiler Alert: it's not yours. Alex & Taylor discuss what is and isn't appropriate for bachelorette/bachelor parties and the truth behind the pineapple theory. Also included, let's talk about childhood memories and do you actually have them, or are you a big fat liar? Get ready to finally laugh again! DISCLAIMER (This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You’ve ...

Dead Pool

November 22, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 61.2 MB

DISCLAIMER (This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You’ve been warned.) Follow us @champage.tears.pod on Instagram for exclusive content and podcast updates

Poophole Loophole

June 28, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 57 MB

Who’s on First? What’s on Second? Why does it matter? Alex and Taylor get real honest about hookups, flings, and one night stands all of which lead into a very deep conversation about financial responsibility when you aren’t wrapping your willy. Bring your rosary, episode 5 is sinful.  DISCLAIMER (This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You’ve been warned.) Follow us @champage.tears....

BuhDumSss...M

June 14, 2021 07:00 - 56 minutes - 52 MB

Business Development Sales and Marketing...Alex and Taylor dive into the world of BDSM and talk about their individual kinks in the bedroom (or anywhere). Safe word: Oklahoma. Also up for debate: who’s me-time indulgence is weirder and how much money are your morals actually worth? All this and more on Episode 4 of Champagne Tears. (This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You’ve been ...

Capri Sun

June 07, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 62.8 MB

Sun.Moon.Rising? Alex & Taylor take a deep dive into who they are as people according to the zodiac and decide if they even still like each other enough to continue their friendship. Special guest Faith Devisscher spearheads the convo and talks breastfeeding vs. formula on the long awaited 3rd episode of Champagne Tears.  (this episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn't have a sense of humor, or anyone who is easily offended. You were warned.) Fo...

Post-Nut Clarity

April 12, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.5 MB

Cheating….what is it (good for)? Alex & Taylor put the topic under the magnifying glass and dissect everything from emotional cheating to OnlyFans subscriptions. Gender reveals also come under fire. Nothing and no one is safe in this highly anticipated second episode of Champagne Tears.   (this episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn't have a sense of humor, or anyone who is easily offended. You were warned)   Follow us on instagram @champagne...

Haulin' Balls

March 27, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

Welcome to the Pilot Shitshow! Hosts Alex & Taylor sit down to introduce themselves, talk about their lives, and all things traumatic from worst dates to shitty toddler experiences.  (this episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn't have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You were warned) Follow us on instagram @champagne.tears.pod for exclusive content and podcast updates.