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Cereal Killers Podcast

13 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago -

Join Greg and Jack at The Breakfast Table of their Deathbed and Breakfast for the crunchiest true crime stories, with a dark comedy twist. Our resident psychopathic, sugar fanatic sommeliers pair together each serial killer with a different cereal and chow down so you can get the lowdown.
Grab a bowl, get the milk and listen to the blood that's been spilled on Cereal Killers Podcast. Stay crunchy.

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Episodes

Episode 12 - Paranormal Pastries: Haunted Dolls

November 09, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 144 MB

Halloween is not just a time of the year, it's a state of mind. Put on your best ghoul face and come with us to the Spooky Ooky Deathbed and Breakfast for some Paranormal Pastries! Get a preview of this Patreon exclusive series joining the High Priests for some High Strangeness over some High Tea. This time, it's all about Haunted Dolls. Covering magick, rituals, voodoo and more, discover incidents of haunted dolls and how to reverse the curse set to a myriad of 2008 emo-core. This epi...

Episode 11 - The Apple J-Axeman of New Orleans

October 26, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 168 MB

Much like Greg's bowel disease, we're back! After a long hiatus we've reopened our Deathbed and Breakfast and are serving up some Kill-ogg's with a NAWLINS twist.  Settle in with a fresh cup of Mourning Coffee as the two Brits who don't give a sh*t chow down so you can get the low down on the tale of the Axeman of New Orleans.  You’re in for a deeper dive into the tale than most other peddlers of this jazzy story, so make sure you’ve got a strong grip on that axe or you might end up losi...

Episode 10 - The Chex-Board Killer

September 07, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 271 MB

The time has come! Gather and kneel at the Cereal Chantry for the first ever Jackisode.  Welcome to Russia (said no truthful tourism board), the motherland where our grizzly tale takes place. Listen as Jack masterfully navigates the story of Alexander Pichushkin like a chess grandmaster while eating a big bowl of chessboard coloured Chex, in what is the most perfect pun and cereal/serial killer combination our resident psychopathic sugar fanatic sommelier, Greg, has dreamt up yet.  Follo...

Episode 9 - Cryptid Crispies: Sasquatch

August 24, 2020 05:00 - 53 minutes - 123 MB

If you go down in the woods today you're sure of a big surprise… because Greg and Jack have swapped the breakfast table for a campfire and a tent as they settle in to tell you about the man(?), the totally-not-a-myth, but definitely a legend, BIGFOOT!  With Greg's ancestry on display, listen as the two Brits who don't give a sh*t discuss the biology and origin of the Sasquatch before taking you on a journey to some of the different variants around the world. ================ This episo...

Episode 8 - Conspiracy Crunch

August 10, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 250 MB

Taking a rest from blood splatter and mad chatter, the coffin boffins shed their ceremonial robes in exchange for tinfoil hats.  Pulling at the loosest thread in an attempt to unravel whatever you deem to be "reality", the boys cover a smattering of the crunchiest conspiracy theories.  Remove all your fillings, pray to the lizard people and order some "cheese pizza".  Covering:  19:50 - Black Eyed Children & MK Ultra  36:35 - DMT & Simulation Theory  1:04:45 - Mattress-Gate 1:31:40 -...

Episode 7 - Cinnamon Krolls

July 24, 2020 00:06 - 1 hour - 217 MB

Gather round kids, it's time to learn about Unky Joachim! That's right, the coffin boffins are back at the front desk of their Deathbed and Breakfast, serving you Mourning Coffee to get through this deep dive into Joachim Kroll!  Jack and Greg chow down on some Curiously Cinnamon delights whilst unboxing and unpacking this "special fellow".  Unearth the mirth as the boys put the laughter into slaughter on this Foreign Import edition of Cereal Killers Podcast.  As always follow us on th...

Episode 6 - Giggling Granny O's

July 15, 2020 00:30 - 1 hour - 195 MB

Sweet home Alabama, do we have a crunchy episode for you all today. The two Brits who don't give a sh*t combine blood splatter with mad chatter by putting the gory into allegory in the tale of Nannie Doss. A big bowl of Oreo O's is served at The Breakfast Table to accompany Lady Bluebeard's poisonous was, but that's not all… we also have a special guest on this episode so make sure you don't miss it! Be sure to check out Busted Bones Tees for all your tastefully distasteful threads.  J...

Episode 5 - Metheny's Prostitute Puffs

June 26, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 183 MB

Jack and Greg are back at the Breakfast Table, and ready to chow down to give you the low down on this crunchy true crime story.  Joe Metheny - 450lbs of cannibalistic, sadistic, scorned madman. Listen to the murder, mayhem, burgers & blood, enveloped in the haze of 1990s nostalgia. Put on your favourite Nirvana t-shirt, pour a bowl of Cap'n Crunch's Cotton Candy Crunch and find out how the serial killer version of Guy Fieri became a Baltimore-based slasher flick icon in his own right. ...

Episode 4 - The Toolbox Killers' Box of Trix (Part II)

June 12, 2020 00:00 - 53 minutes - 121 MB

WARNING: This is a CKP Top Shelf Episode, listener discretion is advised. Narration of a violent and explicit nature are prevalent throughout this episode - so please be careful. Jack and Greg are back at The Breakfast Table to conclude their series on The Toolbox Killers. All crimes are covered in gritty and disturbing detail, all whilst on a full stomach of Trix. Listen if you dare.... Be sure to check out Jack's band Numbers Station to cleanse yourself after the episode.  Follow u...

Episode 3 - The Toolbox Killers' Box of Trix (Part I)

May 29, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 141 MB

This week Jack and Greg sit down at the Breakfast Tale to discuss one of the most horrifying True Crime tales ever told over a sickly sweet bowl of Trix Cereal, the case of the Toolbox Killers. Join us in this first of two episodes to find out what childhood experiences shaped Lawrence Bittaker and Roy Norris into the stuff of nightmares, the lineup of the ultimate criminal wrestling squad, and whether Greg has finally cracked while researching our first ever "Top Shelf" murderers. Be su...

Episode 2 - Dr Death's Morphine Flakes (Part II)

May 15, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 165 MB

Welcome back to the Breakfast Table at Jack and Greg's Deathbed and Breakfast for the conclusion to their deep dive into Harold Shipman.  Dr Death, Mickey Mouse, Black Magick rituals and a heroic Undertaker and Taxi driver all feature in the finale to the saga of Dr Harold Shipman.  Be sure to follow the boys on Instagram (@Cereal_Killers_Podcast) and find them on Facebook (WeAreCKP).  Stay crunchy.

Episode 1 - Dr Death's Morphine Flakes (part I)

April 30, 2020 04:00 - 49 minutes - 114 MB

Welcome to Cereal Killers Podcast! Join Jack and Greg at their Deathbed and Breakfast, as they serve up the freshest Mourning Coffee at The Breakfast Table - pairing true crime tales with different cereals like a pair of psychopathic sugar fanatic sommeliers.  In this first episode the two Brits who don't give a sh*t chow down so you can get the lowdown on Dr Death himself, Harold Shipman.  Join them on Instagram: @Cereal_Killers_Podcast  Follow on Facebook: @WeAreCKP  Grab your bowl...

Episode 1 - Dr Death's Morphine Flakes (Part I)

April 30, 2020 04:00 - 49 minutes - 114 MB

Welcome to Cereal Killers Podcast! Join Jack and Greg at their Deathbed and Breakfast, as they serve up the freshest Mourning Coffee at The Breakfast Table - pairing true crime tales with different cereals like a pair of psychopathic sugar fanatic sommeliers.  In this first episode the two Brits who don't give a sh*t chow down so you can get the lowdown on Dr Death himself, Harold Shipman.  Join them on Instagram: @Cereal_Killers_Podcast  Follow on Facebook: @WeAreCKP  Grab your bowl...

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