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Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily

226 episodes - English - Latest episode: 17 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1.2K ratings

Celebrity memoirs aren’t like normal books—they’re fun! Join comedians Steven Phillips-Horst (@gossipbabies) & Lily Marotta (@lilyblueyez) as they rifle through the diaries of drug-addled starlets, oddly obsessive restaurateurs, brass-knuckled female realtors, and boring gay politicians’ even more boring gay husbands, finding fertile ground for searing cultural insights and juicy gossip. Martinis not included.

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Diego “P-I-M-Poly” Rivera

April 03, 2024 08:00 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MB

Oh Diego, won’t you paint me like one of your communist laborers? This week we stretch the canvas of our mind and dig into extremely famous artist/activist/revolutionary Diego Rivera’s book, "My Art, My Life: An Autobiography." We talk about his on/off relash with Frida, sketching Stalin in a cafe, controversial murals, shit talking with Picasso, and making battle plans at age 9. We also ask the ultimate question: would everyone in Bushwick be happier with a part-time factory job? See omnys...

PATREON PREVIEW: “Ozempick-Me-Girl” w/ Emmeline Clein

March 29, 2024 08:00 - 2 minutes - 2.46 MB

Our literary streak continues! Emmeline Clein, author of the new book "Dead Weight: Essays on Hunger And Harm," joins us to discuss eating disorders, the cautionary tale of Marissa Cooper, LA vs NYC, Ozempic, Trimspa, Ancient Greek vomitoriums and Victorian hysteria. To hear the entire episode, sub at http://patreon.com/cbcthepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"The Fat Jew"

March 27, 2024 08:00 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MB

MEME THIS, B*TCH! Pour yourself a glass of White Girl Rosé as we discuss OG Meme Lord Josh Ostrovsky (aka The Fat Jew) and his memoir, "Money Pizza Respect." We go balls-deep into this freaking epic book and cover splooging on Russian strippers, why making fun of Tampa is for hacks, Nintendo Power Gloves, the evolution of male friendship, top buns, pre-Trump era comedy, and how he literally invented being an influencer. We also pose the question: where is he??? See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Dame Judi "Permanently 72" Dench

March 20, 2024 08:00 - 58 minutes - 53.3 MB

Oh, behave! Please welcome to the podcast stage Dame Judi Dench and her book "And Furthermore." Britain’s most beloved actress regaled us with tales of every single goddamn play in which she’s performed, her friendship with Harvey Weinstein, Shakespeare, wet kilts, her love of champagne, her feud on the set of "Tomorrow Never Dies," and staying loyal to British designers. Then we ponder the age-old question, "What’s harder to do: DRAMA or COMEDY"? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

PATREON PREVIEW: Ripping Plates

March 15, 2024 08:00 - 2 minutes - 2.76 MB

A little taste of today's VIP Lounge, where we review a ton of restaurants, attend Drita's "Mob Wife Aesthetic Dinner," then dive into the new Kate Middleton theories. To hear the whole uncensored version, go to http://patreon.com/cbcthepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ariana “The Least Badass B*tch” Madix

March 13, 2024 08:00 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MB

WE FINALLY WATCHED VANDERPUMP RULES! This week we go Julie & Julia mode with Bravo heroine Ariana Madix’s latest book, "Single AF: Drinks for Bad B*tches." We drink our way through this masterpiece and discuss every part of #Scandoval, edible glitter, men who wear dusters, Fireball shots, why all "Vanderpump" women are WWE coded, penis flutes, and the name Scheana. And yes, we are wasted by the end. Whose side are you on??? Cheers, B*itch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Millie Bobby "Author" Brown

March 06, 2024 09:00 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MB

Fancy a cuppa? This week we broke form and read a novel by historian/actress Millie Bobby Brown called “Nineteen Steps.” This crazy Brit really said, I need to do a fictional retelling of my Nan’s experience during The Blitz. We discuss dating Air Force hotties, dwelling disparities, watching "Stranger Things" on DVD, if "Pick-me" girls existed in the 40s, writing a book via WhatsApp, not asking Jon Bon Jovi to sing at your wedding, and all things WWII! PS: If you’re not hiring an Australia...

Amy "Messy Bun, Target Run" Schneider

February 28, 2024 09:00 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MB

Who is Amy Schneider and what is her book, "In the Form of a Question: The Joys and Rewards of a Curious Life"? We cover the trans icon’s journey to becoming the highest-earning woman champion in Jeopardy history, her improv marriage, tarot, AirBnB addiction, trivia bar culture, and hand jobs. PLUS, an insane Tracy Chapman story. I'll take poly queerdos for $200, Alex! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PATREON PREVIEW: This Is Us...Now

February 23, 2024 09:00 - 2 minutes - 2.41 MB

We go deep on Emily Gould's NY Mag essay about her brush with divorce, mental hospital stay, and gluten free egg sandwiches. Plus—J. Lo's insane new film. Hear it all at http://patreon.com/cbcthepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cheryl “Snapple Enthusiast” Strayed w/ George Civeris

February 21, 2024 09:00 - 1 hour - 57.2 MB

Lace up your ill-fitting hiking boots because we are discussing one of the most popular memoirs of the 21st century, "Wild" by Cheryl Strayed. Our fellow iHeartPodcast traveler and Wild super fan George Civeris joins us on our journey to discuss massive backpacks, meeting guys on the trail, heroin, REI return policies, Reese Witherspoon vs Kathryn Hahn, and how often one might pleasure themselves in a tent. Happy Trails! PS: You can hear more from George on his podcast StraightioLab. See o...

Club Kid "LOVELINE" Part 1

February 14, 2024 09:00 - 1 hour - 60.1 MB

I'll have what she's having! Club Kids from all across the Kinsey spectrum called into our second-ever LOVELINE. On this episode, we debate whether a horny mom should fulfill her sapphic desires, how to soft launch a lover, IG flirting tips, turning straight men gay by accident, toxic lesbian painters, ball hair, and where to F in rural Vermont. We also tackle the most popular question of them all -- how do I meet Mr. Right, right now?  Thank you to all the brave Romeo and Juliets for calli...

PATREON PREVIEW: Research Triangle

February 09, 2024 08:00 - 2 minutes - 2.25 MB

TGIF! Lily's plane catches on fire. Kate Hudson's new music career. Steven devises three new cocktails and shares the exclusive recipes. To hear this episode UNCENSORED (and get an ad-free main episode every Wednesday)— subscribe at http://patreon.com/cbcthepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Judge Judy “Wife Antics” Sheindlin

February 07, 2024 09:00 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MB

Court is in session! All rise for the honorable Judge Judy Sheindlin and her book "Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever: The Making of a Happy Woman." Your honor, I would like to call Steven and Lily to the stand to discuss the following: Judge Judy’s first marriage, breast implants, her lovemaking style, toilet seat politics, salary negotiations with men, her on-and-off relish with the honorable Judge Jerry, and what it’s like to be the highest paid person on daytime TV. We also dare to ask the qu...

Amy "Dreams of Ikea" Winehouse

January 31, 2024 09:00 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MB

You know I’m no good…This week we “read” a coffee table book “by” legendary jazz singer Amy Winehouse. Curated by her parents, "In Her Own Words" is a collection of diary entries, photos, lyrics, report cards, and aspirational mood boards from a young Amy. We dive into the chanteuse's genius lyrics, her obsession with diners, why Lily was afraid of liking Amy in college, skull tattoos, Tony Bennett abuse, how to construct the perfect beehive, and, ultimately, the ethics behind making this bo...

PATREON PREVIEW: I'll Walk to Manhattan w/ George Civeris

January 26, 2024 09:00 - 2 minutes - 2.67 MB

From your other favorite podcast Straightiolab, it's special guest George Civeris! George's engagement, gay proposals, a celeb-filled night at Polo Bar, Greek stereotypes, and the death of Pitchfork—it's all here. To hear the entire, uncensored version, subscribe at http://patreon.com/cbcthepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Val “DSLs” Kilmer

January 24, 2024 09:00 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MB

Pucker up — we’re making out with luscious lipped actor’s actor Val Kilmer and his 2020 memoir, “I’m Your Huckleberry.” From the mythology of the American West to Marlon Brando in a muumuu, this book has it all. We talk pranking Tom Cruise, dying in a hot tub, New Mexico divorce law, dating Cher, and—say it with us!—Cindy Crawford’s simple salmon recipe. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Abraham “Honey Boo Boo” Lincoln w/ Mykki Blanco

January 17, 2024 08:00 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MB

Four score and three weeks ago artist and international chanteuse Mykki Blanco came to a new nation, conceived in liberty, called iHeart Studios to discuss "Abraham Lincoln: Selected Speeches and Writings." No one holds back in this Civil yet Honest discussion of ol’ Abe’s writings. We get into his homoerotic friendships, horse riding etiquette, Mary “Gotti” Todd’s mob wife antics, dying of infected milk, what he was packing, The Civil War, and why Abe walked so Adam Driver could run. PLUS, ...

PATREON PREVIEW: Saltburnt

January 12, 2024 08:00 - 3 minutes - 2.88 MB

TGIF! Our review of Saltburn, the lesbian murder mystery Deadloch, breaking up after baby, and TikTok throuples. Hear the whole thing at http://patreon.com/cbcthepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alli "Drybar" Webb

January 10, 2024 08:00 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MB

Blow Me! This week we read badass mama and Drybar™ co-founder Alli Webb’s new memoir "The Messy Truth: How I Sold My Business for Millions but Almost Lost Myself." We talk about the blowout revolution, Steven’s Kerastase addiction, why giving away free sh*t works, custody battles at QVC, finding a true top, the Meatpacking District, and coming up with a million-dollar idea. Be a girl boss and shop our store: cbcthepod.bigcartel.com  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren “Lorelai” Graham

January 03, 2024 08:00 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MB

But first, coffee! Meet us at Luke’s Diner for a fast-paced discussion about Lauren Graham’s recent book of essays, "Have I Told You This Already?: Stories I Don't Want to Forget to Remember." We talk about playing the cool mom, rooming with Connie Britton, why sitcoms aren't set in the city anymore, and how Gen-X Lauren invented the millennial Netflix-binging weighted blanket takeout culture. Plus, Lauren spills all the almost tea on award show hierarchy, her friendship with Mae Whitman, an...

PATREON PREVIEW: Best of 2023 Awards

December 22, 2023 09:00 - 2 minutes - 2.09 MB

Goodbye, 2023! We're doing our first ever Best of the Year Awards! From Best Sandwich to Best Bar, Best Hotel to Best Mid Sized City, Best Lesbian to Best Water (Still and Carbonated), and so much more. Hear the cream of the crop at http://patreon.com/cbcthepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Megan “Straight Bisexual” Fox

December 20, 2023 09:00 - 49 minutes - 45.1 MB

Merry Christmas, B*tch! This week we bite into the debut poetry book "Pretty Boys are Poisonous" by the darkest girl in Hollyweird--Megan Fox. We discuss Santa, trad vs emo girls, Adam and Eve discourse, watching retro porn with Machine Gun Kelly, loving men, hating men, poems about slaughtered lambs, gold rush feminism, and fucking heartbreak. We bleed for you, Club Kids. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Werner "Original Jackass" Herzog

December 13, 2023 15:02 - 57 minutes - 52.5 MB

This week we dive into prolific German documentary filmmaker Werner Herzog's new memoir. We discuss his obsession with walking, war, hard boiled eggs, and of course American obesity. This cinema queen spills all the tea and tells us about Tom Cruise, filming in the jungle, his love/hate relationship with Errol Morris, actors that almost killed him, and what it's like to not know what color your own eyes are. AUF WIEDERSEHEN!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sylvia "Soggy Desire" Plath

December 06, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

WICKED PISSAH! We return to our beautiful hometown for the first ever Boston live show at Brighton Music Hall. Steven's Dad Doug joins us onstage for a flirty game of "Nantucket or Martha's Vineyard." Then we dive into OG horny poet Sylvia Plath's 900 page diary and discuss the tragedy of being a straight girl at Smith, dusty Cambridge houses, wearing velvet, pleasuring yourself under a quilt, freelancing in the 60's and Ted Hughes conspiracy theories. BOSTON STRONG!   See omnystudio.com/li...

John “Uncle Jesse” Stamos

November 29, 2023 09:00 - 52 minutes - 48.6 MB

Have mercy! John Stamos finally spills the tea on a storied career in his new, sort-of-a-bombshell memoir "If You Would Have Told Me." From General Hospital to Full House, getting a handie under the table at Le Dome to getting a DUI on the way to Spago, this is one wild, extremely PG-13-rated journey with America's hottest uncle. RIP Bob Saget. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PATREON PREVIEW: Black Friday w/ Mrs. Dow Jones

November 24, 2023 10:00 - 2 minutes - 2.6 MB

TGIBF! Our financial bestie is here—Mrs. Dow Jones! Sales FOMO, budgeting advice, should Steven invest in a wine bar?, why Lily's mom has 11 siblings, what to get your parents, hot cousins at Thanksgiving! To hear the whole thing: http://patreon.com/cbcthepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nancy "Tomboy" Kerrigan

November 15, 2023 09:00 - 50 minutes - 46.4 MB

Brrr! Lace up your skates, ladies—it's America's original winter princess and Massachusetts native Nancy Kerrigan, and her breezy, tense memoir "In My Own Words." From growing up as a guy's girl in Stoneham, to landing a triple toe-triple toe at the Olympics, this one's a 10.0. Plus, how medals aren't jewelry, the joy of Zamboni work, why pale girls excel at winter sports, and the class tensions simmering beneath Nancy's violent rivalry with Tonya Harding. Tire iron not included. Shop our s...

“Britney Spears” Part 2

November 08, 2023 09:00 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MB

Oops!…We did it again. It’s the sequel to our blockbuster Britney Spears episode—and this one’s even more toxic. In part deux, we get in the zone with K-Fed’s musical stylings, Colin Farrell’s animalistic sexual energy, her Vegas wedding, and why Adderall girls are more annoying than drunk girls. Gimme (even) More! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Britney Spears" Part 1

November 01, 2023 08:00 - 57 minutes - 52.3 MB

It's Britney, bitch! This episode can't be overprotected any longer—we slammed Miss Britney Jean Spears' first and only memoir, "The Woman In Me," in less than 48 hours to bring you an explosive, two-part episode—spanning two hours of podding, 274 pages, and 41 years of Louisiana pop royalty. From her court-ordered lithium regimen to smoking Virginia Slims, Justin Timberlake's blaccent to their harrowing abortion—this is, quite simply, our Super Bowl. Plus, Brit's toxic father, her bitchy si...

PATREON PREVIEW: Our Spooky Era(s)

October 27, 2023 08:00 - 2 minutes - 2.64 MB

Happy Halloween! We're talking the "Taylor Swift: Eras Tour" movie, plus a robust Queer Exchange: Western Mass dive. Then, we imagine a horror version of an AJLT episode. Hear it all at http://patreon.com/cbcthepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa “Cinnamon Water” Rinna

October 25, 2023 08:00 - 52 minutes - 47.7 MB

This week we dive into Melrose Place alum, Depends model, and RHOBH star Lisa Rinna’s groundbreaking lifestyle book "Rinnavation: Get Your Best Life Ever." We talk blowjob AND handjob techniques, how 90’s it is to work at an eyewear store, blood type diets, and the secret to her famous lips. Lisa pushes us to assess our own wardrobes and ask the question “Are you a long haired girl or a short haired girl???" PLUS, for the first time in CBC history we call salons live on air. INVESTIGATIVE JO...

"The Bush Twins" (feat. Alison Roman)

October 18, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 63.5 MB

Live from New York—it's our sold out show at the Bowery Ballroom! Cuisine queen Alison Roman joins us for everyone's favorite celebrity kitchen innuendo game, "hanging pots vs hidden fridge," before judging a rousing martini contest. Then we dive into the touching dual diary, "Sisters First," by infamous White House hell-raisers Jenna and Barbara Bush. From getting drunk at Yale to having deep respect for their lesbian secret service agent, hating when people criticize their dad to why the I...

Arnold "Side Abs" Schwarzenegger

October 11, 2023 08:00 - 54 minutes - 50 MB

Hasta la vista, baby! It's iconic bodybuilder/politician Arnold Schwarzenegger and his brand new book (out this week!), "Be Useful: Seven Tools For Life." From a tiny village in Austria to conquering Muscle Beach, jacuzzis vs hot tubs, making your own January 6th response video, assessing the Governator's tenure, and lunchtime cigars. Plus, Steven randomly rides hard for political randomization. We'll be back. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PATREON PREVIEW: Crank Yankers

October 06, 2023 08:00 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MB

TGIF! On today's VIP Lounge, we're prank calling our friends! Plus—a harrowing bathroom saga, an amazing new Eastern European resto, and the return of Lex Posts of the Week. Hear the whole thing at http://patreon.com/cbcthepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charles "Hoffman Institute" Rogers

October 04, 2023 08:00 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MB

We're taping in Los Angeles, so why do a book—when we have actual celebrities? In a huge coup for New York podcasts everywhere, we are honored to welcome the inimitable Charles Rogers, noted gay guy and creator of the hit television series Search Party. From a childhood in Acapulco to the cult-adjacent life-changing magic of the Hoffman Institute, destroying your past, Memphis design, Steven's failed audition for Search Party, assessing Beyonce's acting chops and all the tea that's fit to sp...

Fanny "Alice Waters' Daughter" Singer (Live from SF)

September 27, 2023 08:00 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MB

Farm to boots! We devour the legacy of San Francisco heroine/grandmother of the farm to table movement—Alice Waters—by reading her daughter's book, "Always Home" by Fanny Singer. From being the most precocious little French-speaking brat in the kitchen to shopping organic in Oaxaca, Utah open container laws, wine-based lower back tattoos, personal oceans, and all the tomatoes in Berkeley—this is a harrowing story of what it's like to be obsessed with your mom. See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

“Madonna”

September 20, 2023 08:00 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MB

Papa DO Preach! Open Your Heart and Get Into The Groove, we're Burning Up for the original Material Girl—Madonna—and her 2005 children's book "The English Roses." Listen as we go Deeper and Deeper into her Anglophilia, get Hung Up on her corset obsession, decide if her daughter's music career is in Vogue or should stay Frozen, and reveal which Madge songs we'll always Cherish. This episode is like a Holiday— a Ray of Light that you'll Live To Tell your chicas about! Don't Cry For Me, iHeart ...

Cody “Peloton Gay” Rigsby

September 13, 2023 08:00 - 53 minutes - 49.5 MB

Hey Boo Thang! This week we read our favorite Peloton instructor Cody Rigsby’s new book "XOXO, Cody." We go all the way off and discuss DWTS drama, Peloton politics, cheat meals and how sometimes you gotta say no to JLO. Secure the bag henty! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alec "Obi-Wan" Guinness

September 06, 2023 08:00 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MB

A long time ago, in an English garden far, far away.... we finally read Alec Guinness's delightful romp of essays "A Positively Final Appearance." A thespian of the utmost gravitas, Alec was furious that most of the world knew him only for his role as wise Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi in George Lucas' blockbuster claptrap, and now we're adding insult to injury with this episode title. Lily finally watches Star Wars. A recipe for nursing a sick dog back to health. Tony Blair, the Iraq War, Princess Di...

Melissa "Leather Jacket" Etheridge

August 30, 2023 08:00 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MB

Come to my window! We’re back from summer vacation with legendary lesbian Melissa Etheridge’s 2001 memoir "THE TRUTH IS…." annnd girl does she tell the truth. From busking in Boston, getting discovered by a women’s soccer team, letting KD Lang f** her GF, and of course securing David Crosby's famous sperm, this is a steamy sapphic overshare of a book. We too open the sharing circle and talk about our first experiences at gay bars. WARNING THIS EPISODE ROCKS! See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

PATREON PREVIEW: Summer Italiano

August 25, 2023 08:00 - 3 minutes - 2.85 MB

Ciao, ragazzi! Steven is back from Europe with lots of tales to tell—from Sicilian vineyards to Naples sex clubs, Alpine lesbian punks to the world's best pasta, the actual pizzeria Julia Roberts goes to in Eat Pray Love, treacherous gay beaches, and so much more. Lily went upstate. Also—buy your tickets to the Club Kid Tour today! https://linktr.ee/cbcthepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Club Kid “Hotline” Part 1

August 09, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 59.8 MB

This is Dr. Frasier Crane, I’m listening. This week we finally answer your sexy salacious voicemails. We hear queries from lesbians in Maine, Boston teens, Seattle gays, newlyweds in Amish country and MORE! We discuss exercise trends, Harbormasters, hi-fiving during s*x, delicious 30 minute meals, Matthew McConaughey TEA, how to spice up an LTR, and last but not least why Steven wants to move to Auckland. *Long Distance rates may apply.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monica “Babysitter” Lewinsky

August 02, 2023 08:00 - 55 minutes - 51 MB

IMPEACH THIS! This week we read Monica Lewinsky’s 2014 groundbreaking Vanity Fair article "Shame and Survival" (yes it's summer and we are reading articles). Monica reflects on THE AFFAIR and finally tells her side of the story. We discuss why second wave feminists hated her, owning the narrative, why Bill found her so sexy, Linda Tripp’s Christmas store and of course her incredibly chic and modern bag line. I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT PODCAST! BONUS! Watch Lily’s 2015 web ser...

PATREON PREVIEW: Delola Life

July 28, 2023 08:00 - 3 minutes - 3.19 MB

You don't wanna miss this one. We've got a live tasting of J Lo's new cocktail line, the Miranda Lambert concert selfie controversy, Lily breaks down the RHONY premiere party, and by popular demand—the return of Lex Posts of the Week™! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dominique "Perfume Maestro" Roques w/ Maddie Phinney

July 26, 2023 08:00 - 52 minutes - 47.7 MB

What's that smell? Perfume enjoyer and West Coast Best Friend Maddie Phinney, of the podcast Nose Candy, graces our nostrils for the scent-illating memoir of global perfume sourcer Dominique Roques, "In Search of Perfumes: A Lifetime Journey to the Sources of Nature's Scents." From chestfeeding goats to Bulgaria's Valley of the Roses, questioning the legitimacy of pheromones to questioning Steven's B.O.—this is one outrageous olfactory odyssey! Plus, the gals create their own custom colognes...

Natalie Portman "&" Jonathan Safran Foer

July 19, 2023 08:00 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MB

For the first time in CBC history, we investigate not just one celebrity—but two. Using their email correspondence published in T Magazine as a primary source, we finally uncover the depths of intellectual flirtation between Israeli-American heartthrob Natalie Portman and noted Brooklyn dad/author Jonathan Safran Foer. From Poconos vacations to forcing your children to be pretentious, 12-course foam meals in London, wikipedia procrastinating, the return of sweetbreads, and Lily learning abou...

PATREON PREVIEW: Jonah Shrill

July 14, 2023 08:00 - 3 minutes - 3.36 MB

We dive into the Jonah Hill controversy, Lily makes a pilgrimage to the real Laguna Beach, Steven tastes the forbidden fruit of the "New Nantucket." Plus—a shocking reveal about a certain ubercool NYC Dimes Square restaurant. Call in for our special call-in episode at 347-878-0311. Subscribe to the Patreon at patreon.com/cbcthepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meghan "Amazon Wish List" Trainor

July 12, 2023 08:00 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MB

Get in bish, we're getting pregnant! This week we read Nantucket native and Grammy award winner Meghan Trainor's book "Dear Future Mama: A TMI Guide to Pregnancy, Birth and Motherhood from Your Bestie." We go into labor live on air and talk about Meghan's sexy marriage to the guy from Spy Kids, at-home sonograms, parenting trends and what NOT to bring to the delivery room. PLUS we reveal our future baby's names. PUSH, BREATHE, PUSH, BREATHE, PUSH!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Elliot “Halifax” Page

July 05, 2023 08:00 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MB

Good Morning, Canada! This week we read Elliot Page’s brand new memoir "PageBoy." What’s billed as a groundbreaking memoir about transitioning in Hollywood is actually just a Canadian history book. From f**king Kate Mara at the Bowery Hotel, to secretly f**king his Juno co-star, there actually is some gossip. PLUS some real talk where Lily gets real about their gender journey and goes he/they mode. Go Maple Leafs!    Sexy VIP Lounge news  - writer and gay tennis influencer Eric Schwartau j...

Captain Sandy “Souls on Board” Yawn

June 28, 2023 08:00 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MB

Hard to starboard, ladies! Batten down the hatches and meet us on the bridge, we're setting sail with the sternest lesbian on television—Captain Sandy Yawn—and her riveting collection of sea shanties, "Be the Calm or Be The Storm: Lessons in Leadership from a Woman at the Helm." The star of Bravo's Below Deck: Mediterranean charts a rocky course through Yemeni war zones, Adderall prescriptions, international sex trafficking, inflatable slides, espresso martinis and dense torsos—pay attention...

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