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Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

76 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1 rating

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, comedy series trapped within a podcast.

Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters

played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy.

Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade.


All music (C) Kevin Chilvers

Some sound effects from www.zapsplat.com

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.


Geoff the Baker pays us in tiny cakes if we mention him in bios.


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Episodes

Big Trouble with little china (Episode 2)

April 15, 2024 18:30 - 18 minutes - 283 MB

Danny Peaks thought his day couldn't get any worse, but it has. Hunted by the police and now trapped in a disused mine with his family, Danny meets an ancient sorcerer who is in desperate need of a cup of tea.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .   Geoff the Baker would like...

Big Trouble with little china (Episode 1)

April 01, 2024 18:30 - 20 minutes - 310 MB

Danny Peaks is in big trouble. His wife has been kidnapped by bandits and the police want a word. Could his day get any worse? Maybe a visit to his rival Graham, will cheer him up?   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .   Geoff the Baker doesn't like magic, but he does l...

Outpost 35

March 18, 2024 19:30 - 19 minutes - 17.7 MB

Marooned at a desolate research station on a planet far, far away and likely fictional, civilian Jeff Bumble takes Star Captain Dick Calhoon through a virtual tour of life on an outpost with no other humans and no contact beyond one affectionate android. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @cat...

The BS Foundation

March 04, 2024 19:30 - 18 minutes - 16.6 MB

Seizing the opportunity to deliver his own podcast, Bill Shyster introduces us to the greatest money-making venture of all time. Warning: DO NOT give this man any money. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to a long-running di...

The Beast of Bumpkin Manor 4

February 19, 2024 19:30 - 20 minutes - 19 MB

More gruesome deaths await the third night of the full moon at Bumpkin Manor. Will Kev and Matt survive? Will the identity of the beast finally be revealed? Does any of this even matter? Who knows. Episode four of a four-part mini-series. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . ...

The Beast of Bumpkin Manor 3

February 05, 2024 19:30 - 18 minutes - 16.9 MB

The second day at Bumpkin Manor brings authoritative questions and stupid answers, whilst the second night brings more blood, death, and the return of the beast. But just what is it? A wild animal? Or are far more sinister forces at work? Episode three of a four-part mini-series.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com...

The Beast of Bumpkin Manor 2

January 22, 2024 19:30 - 15 minutes - 14.5 MB

Still on the first night of the full moon cycle, Kev and Matt seek answers in the rural Bumpkin Manor; home to an eccentric family of complete and incomplete Bumpkins. Is everyone really who they say they are and what of the beast calling out in the night? Episode two of a four-part mini-series.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from ww...

The Beast of Bumpkin Manor 1

January 08, 2024 19:30 - 14 minutes - 13.2 MB

Following the arrival of a mysterious letter, Kev and Matt take to the road in search of Bumpkin Manor, and all the secrets that lie within. Join us for the first episode of a four-part mysterious mystery mini-series, where the words mysterious and mystery are likely to get used far too often. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsp...

Pink Tiger & Burrowing Owl Christmas Special

December 25, 2023 15:00 - 21 minutes - 19.4 MB

Join us for a Christmas tale starring Pink tiger and his faithful butler Burrowing Owl, as they investigate the curious case of the Pale Lemur. Keep the receipt, just in case.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .   Geoff the Baker has made mince pies for the occasion. I...

We Could Be Heroes Episode 3

December 11, 2023 19:30 - 20 minutes - 18.9 MB

With the super hero team, "No Quarter," broken into pieces and no closer to finding to the villain known as Dr Dentist. Duke takes charge and starts to connect the dots. What he finds however, will challenge everything he thought he knew.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . ...

We Could Be Heroes Episode 2

November 27, 2023 19:30 - 17 minutes - 15.9 MB

Having lost another member of "No Quarter," the super hero team regroup to look for the villain known as Dr Dentist. However, a bigger danger could lay closer to home.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .   Geoff The Baker recorded a cameo for this episode but his scene was c...

We Could Be Heroes Episode 1

November 13, 2023 19:30 - 19 minutes - 17.9 MB

Time Traveller, Duke Render has been forced into joining the super hero team, "No Quarter." Their mission, to find the super villain known as Dr Dentist. However the team are fixated on a little, old man who lives down the road and only wants a quiet life. Maybe they are looking in the wrong direction?   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects source...

Chatting with a Vampire

October 30, 2023 19:30 - 21 minutes - 19.2 MB

Who is the mysterious Lacunar Infarct? Is he really a vampire? Or is some other nonsense afoot? Dale Alan digs deeper in the concluding part of this year’s Halloween special.  Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is stuck in traffic. Hosted on Acast. See acast...

Away from the drizzle

October 16, 2023 18:30 - 20 minutes - 18.9 MB

Why is a single island known as The Ferrero Rocher Isles? Exactly where is it? And should anyone even care? These, and many other questions, are unlikely to get answered in this episode; the first of a two-part Halloween special.     Geoff the Baker will be with you in a minute. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com C...

Honk's Kitchen Part Two

October 02, 2023 18:30 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MB

After 136 weeks of non-stop cooking action, things are about to get even hotter in the grand final of Honk’s Kitchen. Join us for cauliflower, broccoli, and much much more as the last two contestants compete to win the coveted prize of Head Chef at Honk Romsey’s brand new mobile restaurant and burger van: Honkz. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects so...

Honk's Kitchen Part One

September 18, 2023 18:30 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MB

It’s the semi-final of one of the world’s most exciting daytime cookery shows, where casseroles and tempers get extremely heated. Disclaimer: no casseroles are featured in this episode. Not one. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .   Geoff the Baker is staying unusually silent ...

Matt and Kev's Bogus Non Journey

September 04, 2023 20:15 - 24 minutes - 22.3 MB

A surprise visit from Kev’s Auntie Mabel and Uncle Fred casts an awkward mood over the podcast. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker might actually be Geoff the Banker. More to follow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The House of Audio Description

August 21, 2023 18:30 - 24 minutes - 22.6 MB

Kev is busy at the zoo so Matt decides to take a short cut editing the podcast but ends up activating a rather psychotic audio description. Matt needs to go the post office but Audio Description and the local police have other plans. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Adoptio...

Missing 2 Acquisition 4

August 07, 2023 18:30 - 27 minutes - 25 MB

Mysterious bubble wrapped packages await instructions at the disused Turwzels chocolate factory, as the survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as safe as being marooned on a killer island. Cat Noir presents the final episode of MISSING Series 2. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on In...

Missing 2 Acquisition 3

July 24, 2023 18:30 - 23 minutes - 21.9 MB

Billionaire, Alfie Lovechild is working on a special project for the UK police. His robot prototypes have been tested and are due to roll out to all forces across the country. However, one man has worked out how to control the drones and intends to use them for his own gain. Can Alfie stop him? Cat Noir presents MISSING Series 2. Where the plane crash survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as safe as being marooned on a killer island. Written, performed, produced, di...

Missing 2 Acquisition 2

July 10, 2023 18:30 - 24 minutes - 22.2 MB

Following a lorry leaving a fish market, Danny Peaks meets up with some old friends and finds an curious omen written on the back of a breadboard. Cat Noir presents MISSING Series 2. Where the plane crash survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as safe as being marooned on a killer island. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects source...

Missing 2 Acquisition 1

June 26, 2023 18:30 - 23 minutes - 21.9 MB

Insert Namher is investigating strange disappearances at a residential home for old actors, where an old friend has come in procession of a rather magical suitcase. This property can not be allowed to fall in the hands of business tycoon Augustus Pennington-Smythe, but he has sent a man to retrieve it. Red Mist, the sworn enemy of the super hero known only as Smoke. Cat Noir Presents MISSING Series 2. Where the plane crash survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as saf...

5 Oh

June 12, 2023 18:30 - 25 minutes - 23.8 MB

Kev and Matt try to celebrate their 50th episode, but no one wants a clip show. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode due to an urgent order of buns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pushing up Whoops a Daisies

May 29, 2023 18:30 - 21 minutes - 19.7 MB

In this episode we spend a day following the lives of workers at one of Britain’s most incompetent funeral homes. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker is not a footnote. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Restoration Falls Part 2:

May 15, 2023 18:30 - 27 minutes - 25 MB

The mystery deepens at Restoration Falls, as novelist Charlie Blunderwedge completes his treatment for pinecone phobia and seems to become a brand new man, but at what cost, and why is he acting differently toward his old friend and publishing agent Jim Bond? The secret of the spa is finally revealed in the concluding part of this Cat Noir adventure. Will Charlie and Jim get out alive? And will anyone believe what them if they do? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Mat...

Restoration Falls Part 1:

May 01, 2023 18:30 - 24 minutes - 22.1 MB

Novelist Charlie Blunderwedge and his agent Jim Bond take a few well earned vacation days in a secluded health spa hidden in the Swiss Alps. But is Restoration Falls all that it seems? And what exactly are the special treatments that go on there? Join us for the first of a brand new two part Charlie and Jim adventure. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound eff...

Hassled

April 17, 2023 18:30 - 24 minutes - 22 MB

Mr Godwin finds a small boy behind his wheelie bin who is so scared he can't talk. Feeling out of options, Mr Godwin calls for help from the one person who knows he can trust above all others. David Hasslehoff! He's in for a shock. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Hosted...

Night of the Raining Dead

April 03, 2023 18:30 - 25 minutes - 22.9 MB

Bundy hopes his new invention will keep the rain at bay, so he and Ted can finally watch the night stars. Instead, various corpses seem to be traipsing around outside the observatory, all with a fresh appetite for brains...  Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com. Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode as he does not have ...

The Lord of the Mustard

March 20, 2023 19:30 - 22 minutes - 20.4 MB

Ever had one of those weeks where you get plagued non-stop by mustard? Kev can relate – and he doesn’t even like mustard. Meanwhile, Matt’s got a new agent. The work is rolling in, and Taffy has an eye on Kev for a very special part. Meanwhile Warren has a BIG problem. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com. Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker is not ...

H is for Hospital

March 06, 2023 20:30 - 22 minutes - 21 MB

Dr Pentagram is fond of spiders, but just how close does the bond go? And what does this mean for everyone in the hospital around him? Join Cat Noir in the first of three special nightmare stories, where each one is more terrifying than the next... Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker's favourite spider is Man. W...

The 5 Stages of Derek

February 20, 2023 19:30 - 30 minutes - 28 MB

What begins as an interview with an informant becomes a life-or-death situation for Lead, Lead Detective Michaels as he follows Matt and Kev around town looking for answers. The Questions might be: Why do Bundy and Ted now have a studio audience? Why is Warren pedalling crisps and how protective should a house alarm really be? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Fi...

Super Chupacabra Part 2

February 06, 2023 19:30 - 26 minutes - 24.1 MB

Cat Noir presents Part Two of their musical: Super Chupacabra. Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur and his team prepare traps to catch the beast as a mysterious sexy, monster blows up their boat. Follow the twists and turns as the Hunters find they have become the hunted. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com. Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker is still refu...

Super Chupacabra Part 1

January 23, 2023 19:30 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MB

Cat Noir presents Part One of their musical: Super Chupacabra. After a dodgy bet in a rowdy pub; famed explorer Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur assembles a team to cross the seas and search for the mighty, mythical goat sucking Chupacabra. Who'll make the team and who can be trusted? Rum anyone? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com. Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast Ge...

Kill Hector

January 09, 2023 19:30 - 21 minutes - 20 MB

Two rouges concoct a plan to claim life insurance from their rather clumsy friend Hector. But how difficult could it be to kill someone whose life is a walking disaster? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers and Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker has 13 insurance policies. He assures us this is a dozen. Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Trailer 2023

January 01, 2023 19:30 - 1 minute - 28.5 MB

Introducing Cat Noir Comedy Podcast The scripted audio comedy/drama. Character based stories. Out every fortnight. Written, performed, produced and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Music by Kevin Chilvers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2022 Christmas Special: Part Two

December 19, 2022 19:35 - 25 minutes - 23.1 MB

Kev and Matt track Rick Alanman to The Tachycardic Plaza in London just in time for a plot of movie-sized proportions to unfold. Join us for the conclusion of a special festive double episode, where love and dry roasted peanuts are in the air, and party door staff can be a little irate. Can Kev and Matt save Christmas? No good asking Mr Tunguska... he will never tell. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers and Laur...

2022 Christmas Special: Part One

December 05, 2022 19:35 - 21 minutes - 19.9 MB

When a cosy Cat Noir Christmas gets rudely hijacked, Kev and Matt take to the road in a bid to save the season. Join us for the first part of a festive double episode, where Danny Peaks is selling the ultimate stocking-filler, Mr Godwin learns some cold truths about Christmas traditions, and Dale Alan interviews a special guest on Digging Deeper. Did anyone bring any trifle? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Ch...

Narrator Factor

November 21, 2022 19:35 - 28 minutes - 26.1 MB

Matt and Kev get a strange letter as we visit Egypt to find out how a Cat God became the narrator on a comedy podcast. The 34th death in Cat Noir has been reached starting the #35 protocol. DO NOT PANIC. Who will die 35th? All will be revealed, and nothing will be the same again. Geoff the Baker wasn't #35. He wants it known that his trouser size is actually 34/31. He was insistent that I include this information. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevi...

#35 Harmed to Death

November 07, 2022 19:35 - 28 minutes - 26.3 MB

Patrick MacNee probes the story of two of the most active serial killers of our time in this very special episode of The TV Crime documentary "Harmed to Death." Over the last 18 months during the Cat Noir Comedy Podcast there have been exactly 34 on screen deaths. Now this may sound like a coincidence but believe me, it's not. Our final, 35th death has not let happened, but when it does, it will activate the #35 protocol that has been running since the very first episode. A klaxon w...

Halloween Special: Norwegian Box of Horrors

October 24, 2022 18:35 - 22 minutes - 347 MB

An ancient horror. A terrible curse that strikes without warning, without remorse, without any real meaning. Join Matt and Kev for a special Hallowe'en adventure so terrifying that, according to Warren: "you'll definitely soil yourself". Don't worry though; if things get too scary, you can always call Ghost Frighteners...   Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode due to trick or treat commitments.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin C...

Attack of the 5ft Bjork

October 10, 2022 18:30 - 24 minutes - 22.7 MB

Duke Render tries to save the Titanic but gets stuck in a reoccurring nightmare. Lead, Lead Detective Michaels has a house call to make. Digging Deeper finally gets a touch of class, whilst Geoff and Petunia are plagued by a screaming banshee. Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode because he couldn't be bothered. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com ...

Over the Fence

September 26, 2022 18:30 - 24 minutes - 22 MB

Craig Crayons helps a hoarder, Dr Pentagram makes some unusual diagnoses, and we finally learn the ancient secrets of origami. Meanwhile, on Over The Fence, Lionel and Richie talk us through some of their favourite seasonal foods... but what are they really up to?   Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode for political reasons.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from w...

The Bi-Curious Tale of The Pink Tiger and Burrowing Owl

September 12, 2022 18:30 - 24 minutes - 22.7 MB

Do you have a theft/arson/disappearance that can not be explained? Then maybe you need the services of the Great Panthera Detective: The Pink Tiger. Visit him at his mansion and relax in one of the many planning rooms, whilst explaining your problems and being waited on by his butler, Burrowing Owl. However, the price paid is never money. Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode as all his teeth have fallen out. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders ...

The Bran Flake Chronicles

August 29, 2022 18:30 - 24 minutes - 22.5 MB

A night of particularly heavy rain spells disaster for Bundy and Ted on Stargazing Live, as the exits are blocked, trapping them in the observatory. Luckily, thanks to a fortuitously timed competition win, they'll have plenty to eat. Elsewhere, Malcolm is trying to find the right sort of applicant to hire at Animal Help...   Geoff the baker may not actually be a baker. More to follow.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by ...

One of our Episode Titles is missing

August 15, 2022 18:30 - 24 minutes - 22.3 MB

Ian and Stella are back in the studio, but Juggy Brown wants his revenge. Carl Terminator gets his own TV Show, Cunch of Bunts release a new single and the Tour De France passes by, but the big question is, how many sheep make a "Shep?" Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode as he is busy recycling. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Inst...

The Empire of Chocolate Teapots

August 01, 2022 18:30 - 26 minutes - 24.5 MB

Season 3 kicks off with Dale Alan asking more probing questions on Digging Deeper. Meanwhile, a scandal at the Twurzels factory leads Lead Lead Detective Michaels to uncover a controversy so sinister, it sparks a chocolate ripple across the entire Cat Noir universe, but why does Demi Moore keep phoning?   Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode due to Covid 19 travel restrictions.  Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork b...

The Pynming August Sun Stone Movie (Part Four)

July 18, 2022 18:30 - 31 minutes - 28.6 MB

Part 4: The Quest for the Stone. Separated from Jim and forced to take his search to Morocco, Charlie seeks out the final painting, whilst Jim has a strange encounter in the snow, and A. Sean Bean proves without a shadow of a doubt that two Jim's isn't necessarily a good thing.   Join Charlie and Jim on their final leg of their adventure in the concluding part of the Hollywood Action Movie, where high seas come with high stakes, Moroccan tangerine sellers come with tangerines, and...

The Pynming August Sun Stone Movie (Part Three)

July 04, 2022 18:30 - 26 minutes - 24.5 MB

Part 3: Risky Business After a narrow escape from The Great Ostrich Casino in Vegas, Charlie and Jim head to Washington DC Comics to find the third painting. Only, A. Sean Bean's has plans too. And now the FBI are watching... Join Charlie and Jim's adventure in the third episode of this 4 part Hollywood Action Movie.  Where lives are lost, trust is short, and Senator Porkchop shows us how the wheels of politics really spin. This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produ...

The Pynming August Sun Stone Movie (Part Two)

June 20, 2022 18:30 - 25 minutes - 23.6 MB

Part Two: A Whole heap of Art. After a visit to The Great London Museum of Englishness, Charlie and Jim are pursued across the city by A. Sean Bean and his goons. Aided by a mysterious but helpful German woman who could be easily mistaken for Arnold Schwarzenegger, the two leave England to widen their search for more paintings in the grand ole US of A.    Join Charlie, Jim, and maybe Stella too in the second episode of this 4 part Hollywood Action Movie, where the hunt for the stone be...

The Pynming August Sun Stone Movie (Part One)

June 06, 2022 18:30 - 25 minutes - 23.6 MB

Part 1: Forgotten Treasures Novelist, Charlie Blunderwedge and his friend and literary agent, Jim Bond, are thrown into adventure after discovering mysterious writings on the back of Charlie's new painting. But what does it all mean? And why does a man who looks exactly like Sean Bean care so much? Join Charlie, Jim, and a whole heap of Hollywood characters as they set out on their quest to solve the question no one knew needed answering: What is the Pynming August Sun Stone? This episo...