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Carbface

65 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★★★ - 163 ratings

A podcast about food and food media. Executive Producer: Anthony Bourdain

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Food Arts Comedy
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Episodes

Smooth and Happy

April 15, 2024 16:44 - 1 hour - 95.8 MB

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Crank the Yank

March 18, 2024 07:00 - 50 minutes - 69.1 MB

Eli Sussman joins us to talk about his new restaurant, Gertrude's, the best and worst things we ate, dirty linens in the basement, and yanking cranks. Follow Eli on IG. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In My Next Life. (As a Seagull.)

January 31, 2024 05:01 - 1 hour - 97.4 MB

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Milky

December 15, 2023 01:02 - 1 hour - 99.7 MB

WE ARE BACK. AND GUESTS ARE BACK. Monique Henry, the Eatinist Bitch, is our guest. Topics: Whipped cream, Lactaid, Slutty Daddy God, free Bibles, intestinal issues, the worst things and best things we ate. Follow the Eatinist Bitch Instagram TikTok YouTube Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Euthanasia Rub & Tug Café

May 08, 2023 00:49 - 1 hour - 96.6 MB

We watched Soylent Green. It's people. Charlton Heston, Leigh Taylor-Young, and Edward G. Robinson in his final film role. For our next episode, we are watching Triangle of Sadness unless we change our minds. Follow us on IG Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Menu: Girthiest Hollywood Hogs

February 08, 2023 08:00 - 51 minutes - 71 MB

We watched The Menu. Next movie is Soylent Green. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Like a Hotdog Served Off Ranger Rick's Bottom

January 16, 2023 00:08 - 57 minutes - 79.4 MB

We watched the movie, Burnt, and it nearly broke us. If you don't know Ranger Rick, he'd like to get to know you. After the recording, we realized we didn't want to watch Sausage Party (ever), so we're watching The Menu next. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scrub Daddy with Seven-Layer Dip on Top

December 05, 2022 05:01 - 1 hour - 99 MB

We review Ratatouille. Laurie goes international. Chris talks toilets. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a Me, Mumblecore

October 12, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 125 MB

We watched Big Night. It’s a FOOD movie. Like a BIG FOOD movie. Have you made the entire Big Night menu? Oh okay cool GROW UP WE ARE ADULTS. Ohhhh, TIMPANO, It’s a DRUM. What is wrong with you? The world is burning, just make some pasta or whatever and get on with life. Also, we sing a song to Tucci’s penis. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sitz Down, Julia

June 24, 2022 09:00 - 51 minutes - 70.5 MB

We all reaching our breaking point. Sometimes we discover a sitz bath.Sometimes we go to another country and write about sourdough. This is how life goes, and we go on, don’t we? Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pittsburgh Potty

April 19, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 117 MB

We are back reviewing Julia Child’s The French Chef: season 1, episode 4 (The French Omelette) and 5 (Scallops). Both aired in February 1963. Laurie discusses the basement toilet in her parents’ home, and Chris celebrates his Sonic the Hedgehog 2 cookbook. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keep Trussing That Chicken

December 25, 2021 19:49 - 1 hour - 107 MB

Julia Child's The French Chef, Season 1 Episode 3 Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chicken Assassin

November 18, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 98.6 MB

Julia is back! We review season 1, episode 2 of The French Chef, with Julia making French onion soup. We’re also joined by directors Julie Cohen and Betsy West to discuss their latest documentary, Julia. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Viral Vegan Penis

November 10, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 82.5 MB

Naz Riahi, writer and director, joins us to talk about the Beyond Sausage that greeted her when she visited her local Wegman’s and how it went viral. Follow Naz on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Take Your Power Back

August 20, 2021 10:56 - 1 hour - 112 MB

It’s time for Joyce Chen Cooks! It’s episode one of the series, Egg Foo Yung. Watch the episode here. Read more about Joyce Chen here and here and look at her stamp! Laurie wants you to know the pesticide she used on her son's head lice was Malthion. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter.

Take Your Power Back

August 20, 2021 10:56 - 1 hour - 112 MB

It’s time for Joyce Chen Cooks! It’s episode one of the series, Egg Foo Yung. Watch the episode here. Read more about Joyce Chen here and here and look at her stamp! Laurie wants you to know the pesticide she used on her son's head lice was Malthion. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Giblets!

April 26, 2021 23:53 - 1 hour - 120 MB

Episode 3 of 3 watching Julia Child’s The French Chef. We watch and discuss season 10, episode 12: Two-Dollar Banquet. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tongue Spatula

March 19, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Episode 2 of 3 watching Julia Child’s The French Chef. We watch and discuss season 5, episode 3: Queen of Sheba Cake. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We Have To Assume That Julia Child Doesn't Have Trenchmouth

February 08, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 109 MB

We’re back, and we brought Julia Child with us. We’re watching three episodes across the ten seasons of Julia's first show, The French Chef. First up is Season 1, Episode 1: Beouf Bourguignon. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sad Resigned Little Hotdog in a Can of Water

October 20, 2020 07:00 - 44 minutes - 61.5 MB

Tasting Brach’s Turkey Dinner candy corn. Read all about this new candy corn. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

'Gina Swoop

September 30, 2020 04:00 - 35 minutes - 49.2 MB

We’re back along with Laurie’s air conditioner. Recommendation: Lisa Donovan’s memoir, Our Lady of Perpetual Hunger. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I Have Filled This Toilet with Shredded Carrots

May 28, 2020 04:01 - 49 minutes - 67.7 MB

It’s Laurie and Chris with their dreams. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Body Frown with Joseph Hernandez

May 14, 2020 04:00 - 50 minutes - 69 MB

Our lives are changed forever by Joseph’s hedgehog. Follow Joseph on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thick White Parts

April 21, 2020 04:00 - 41 minutes - 57.2 MB

Laurie and Chris. Living their best whatevers in quarantine. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Crossover with Jessica Delisle and Alicia Tobin

April 07, 2020 01:26 - 59 minutes - 81.5 MB

The co-(g)hosts of the best podcast ever, RETAIL NIGHTMARES, are here! Alicia and Jessica join us through an intricate web of Zoom, phone, and tin cans to help make our dreams come true. Plus, we have the podcast world premiere of BONGO DANCE by Auto Syndicate (Jay Arner and Jessica Delisle!) Listen to RETAIL NIGHTMARES. Order Alicia’s book, SO YOU'RE A LITTLE SAD, SO WHAT? Nice Things to Say to Yourself on Bad Days and Other Essays. Listen and support Jessica’s band, ENERGY SLIME. Follo...

The Oven of Life

March 31, 2020 04:00 - 27 minutes - 37.9 MB

It’s Laurie and Chris. It’s the halting whisper of The Daily. Upstate New York. IGA. Super Valu vs. Super Value vs. Supr Value. The home of ham salad. An unknown self-quarantine. The murder basement. The NYT. Otterstan. Tiger King. Happy birthday, Laurie! Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grimace's Butthole

March 23, 2020 04:00 - 52 minutes - 71.6 MB

It’s Laurie and Chris, homebound. Please forgive the audio quality. We’re using USB mics. We’re alive and mostly well for now. Alternate titles: GO FOCACCIA YOURSELF LUNAR FOOTWEAR GALLOPING LESSONS I'M COOKING FOOD REAL-TIME GARBANZO FINDER CHICKPEA AVAILABILITY INDEX RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT WHAT ABOUT PROM BLAINE? THE HOTDOG IS A GAPER A HOTDOG DOWN A HOTDOG'S HALLWAY CHICKPEA PERSONAL MASSAGER A GAME OF DODGEBALL FOR MY JUNK BE KIND, DO GOOD, EAT ASS Hosted on Acast. See...

Cokers and Poppy

February 25, 2020 05:00 - 18 minutes - 25.2 MB

It’s a mini-episode! It’s just Laurie and Chris, and that is a blessing to you and your life. Recorded before Christmas, this content is TIMELESS. Topics: Billy, chicken pox, clown mouth, Hustler magazines, and dog pregnancies. All this and what our favo(u)rite Food Network stars do on Jesus’ birthday. Sponsored by: Warby Parker Barkbox Storyworth Follow AJ Spaceman on Twitter. Follow Melk the Band on Instagram. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Like a Hotdog in a Hallway with Farideh Sadeghin

January 09, 2020 05:01 - 56 minutes - 77.7 MB

Farideh is back with a brand-new cookbook! And it’s the very first episode of #CakeOnes. Buy the new cookbook from Farideh and the editors of MUNCHIES. It’s called MUNCHIES Guide to Dinner: How to Feed Yourself and Your Friends! Follow Farideh on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't Die from the Vape

January 01, 2020 19:10 - 4 minutes - 5.7 MB

It's a mini-episode with Laurie and Chris (and a sexy robot voice). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Butt Detective with Elazar Sontag

November 18, 2019 05:01 - 40 minutes - 55.5 MB

Elazar Sontag is our guest! Topics: No further questions. A halitosis notification service. Julia and Grace. Peppers. Flavors of Oakland. How not to be an a-hole. Serious Eats. Crust Magazine. Paper Candy Gifts. Butt Detective. Follow Elazar Sontag on Instagram. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Our PO Box: Carbface PO Box 595 New York NY 10185 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Coupons Will Kill You

September 30, 2019 04:01 - 38 minutes - 52.5 MB

It’s Laurie and Chris, with a little Cliss. Topics: JT made HI-CHEW beer and sent chocolate and fig preserves! Chris’ nightstand. Mai sent us paper food! The fish market. Going to the hospital. Dogs and bikes. Mrs. Clark, Chris’ first grade teacher. Hives. Do not blink. A socka fulla blood. A coupon. Saba Jam! A high amount of soft. Do you ever find yourself mad? Summer vegetables. Rold Gold is not Red Gold. The tomato fields of Indiana. A mailed potato. David has a pet named Walter. From b...

Performative Radish Rapture

August 21, 2019 01:05 - 32 minutes - 44 MB

It’s Laurie and Chris (no Cliss). Topics: Strong Mustard Content. A Rice Krispie Treat is a gift. Texts from family members. No Further Questions. None Pizza Left Beef. Jeremy Renner. Other people’s shoes. Dump and stir. Lemon Bullshit Cake recipe. Friends of the podcast. My love and your ignorance. What Was This Food Network Episode All About? Walgreens cookout. Episode Sponsors: BarkBox: http://getbarkbox.com/carbface Warby Parker: http://warbyparkertrial.com/carbface Hosted on Acast...

Natural Release

July 18, 2019 01:39 - 46 minutes - 64.5 MB

It’s just Laurie and Chris this week. Topics: Robot voice. Writing. Cliss’ brother. Beyond Goatse. Gilbert. A finger. Cat steam. Straws. Rat piss. Lots of Likes, Miami edition. JCP. Black and white cookies. Mashups. Todd Bridges. Patty Lupone. A Full Dinty house. We recorded remotely (using a podcasting service we will never use again), and the sound quality isn’t great. We promise future remote eps will have better sound quality. We love you and only want the best for you. Follow Carbfac...

No Further Questions with The Lee Bros

June 19, 2019 17:22 - 1 hour - 119 MB

The fantastic Matt and Ted Lee are here to talk about their new book, Hotbox. Topics: Ball of goo. Bucket of kimchi. Alison Roman. These are things that happened. They’re real big. No further questions. Chef cruise. @Crust Magazine @anannadroid @hooleil @john_birdsall @korshawilson. Summer camp storytelling challenge. Laurie’s mom. Fiddlehead ferns. @restofesto @ruckerfoad (JT). The Summit Y. Roasted vegetables. Matt and Ted Lee. I will find you. Assignment: Call in your worst summer camp ...

Catheter Pants with Maggie Hoffman

June 12, 2019 04:01 - 1 hour - 97.2 MB

Maggie Hoffman, the original “Hello, Listener” is here with her new book, BATCH COCKTAILS! Topics: Sugar. Lunch but it’s breakfast. Train eating. Totes. Retail Nightmares with Alicia and Jessica. Remix. Pants on the inside. She’s got a deep voice, too. Connie Britton is a treasure. Esoteric HI-CHEW. Burger Rings. Weed City. Sloughed off flesh. Truffles in your underpants. A very brief statement on Peep’s. My favorite book of the Bible. It’s Hello, Listener! Julia Bainbridge’s podcast, The L...

Urinal Strike with Priya Krishna

May 23, 2019 15:14 - 1 hour - 125 MB

Priya Krishna is here to talk about her new cookbook, Indian-ish! Topics: Amy Grant. Baby, Baby. Keith Thomas. Friends. Chris Judson. Amy Jahnke. Growers. Show-ers. Choads/chodes. Sari Kamin! June 15-16, Urinal Strike! Follow Priya Krishna on Instagram and Twitter. Buy her book, Indian-ish! Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Our PO Box: Carbface PO Box 595 New York NY 10185 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kai Horn with Yasmin Khan

April 25, 2019 00:45 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Yasmin Khan is here with her beautiful new book, Zaitoun: Recipes and Stories from the Palestinian Kitchen Topics: Happy Cherry. The Greatest City in the World. Malfunctions. Introductions. Kai Ryssdal. Air horn. Durian. All the podcasts. Retail Nightmares is the best podcast. Happy birthday, Laurie. I would not bake for you. The sex lives of public radio hosts. Legacies. KRF. Terry Gross. Ari Shapiro. Nina Totenberg. Don’t look in my eyes. London. France. I see a dead chicken’s head. Mega ...

Cherry Chip with Romilly and Griffin Newman

April 05, 2019 17:23 - 1 hour - 141 MB

Sister and brother, Romilly and Griffin Newman, are our guests! Romilly (recovering teen chef) and Griffin (star of Amazon’s The Tick and co-host of the Blank Check podcast) join us to talk food, Chopped, and bodily ailments. Topics: Murder. JT. Owen. As a mom. Naps. Cancer, a Love Story, by Christen Clifford. Pen15. Cats. Piss Kiss. Travels. Nigella. A little eye. How to Shop. Retail Nightmares. Big ol’ bucket. Cake. Spice nerds. Fergus Henderson. Candy is a gateway to Jesus. Grape Mentos...

Protect the Eyes with BraveTart, Stella Parks

March 19, 2019 00:20 - 1 hour - 91 MB

Stella Parks/BraveTart is here, and she brought cake! Topics: The big headphones. 3D. LSD. Take half. Meetings. Speaking. Hello, listener. Always something to learn. Creating spaces. Everyone gets arrested. Navigating parties. Lemonade party. A list. Full Dinty, again. She’s ok. A hamster. Alaska. A wide-legged jean. Both eyes. Choose your choice. Greyhound. Flavorful Origins. PorknWhiskey. Wilford Brimley. Oatmeal. Will Scarlett. Follow Stella Parks on Instagram and Twitter. Read Stella...

Food Shoes with Grace Bonney

March 01, 2019 12:07 - 1 hour - 129 MB

Grace Bonney, founder of Design*Sponge + @goodcompanyzine and author of In The Company of Women, is our amazing guest, talking about the realities of publishing and so much more. Topics: Lin-Manuel Miranda. Dear Evan Hansen. Cool story, bro is not the name of this episode. Avocado toast shoes. Jesus buns. Food shoes. Wide feet. Full Dinty. Herp Mouth. Shoes for Cliss. Busy Tonight. Caissie St. Onge. Heels on the couch. It’s a pump. Straight in the eyes. Dragonfruit. Panic in the Kmart. Exot...

Full Dinty with Dennis Lee, Fart Sandwich

February 19, 2019 01:17 - 1 hour - 102 MB

Dennis Lee (a.k.a., Fart Sandwich; a.k.a., Dickhole Dannis) is our beautiful guest! Topics: It came back. Therapy podcasts. Jade eggs. Feeling fresh. Before care. Beards. Grain bowls. Gifts. Six inches. Dinty. Plushies. Carbface apparel. Cake Ones. Cosplay. Real sex. Top five gifs. Bonito flakes. Ponies. Teeth. HalalSnackbox.com. Dirty John. Dennis Lee. Fart Sandwich. Dickhole Dannis. Toaster oven pop tarts. Follow Dennis on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitt...

Tender Demon Meat with Kat Kinsman

January 17, 2019 13:04 - 1 hour - 94.2 MB

Our intern and Senior Editor at Food & Wine, Kat Kinsman is here! Topics: AJ Space Boy. Nando’s. Shout out to the Shetland Islands. All the Woolevers. Farming in Queens. Hot dog stand. Move the hole. Hot Ones. Chris Schonberger. Kat! Follow Kat on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Our PO Box: Carbface PO Box 595 New York NY 10185 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I Like Meat with Mitchell Davis of the James Beard Foundation

January 09, 2019 04:05 - 54 minutes - 74.9 MB

Mitchell Davis, Chief Strategy Officer of the James Beard Foundation, is our guest. He brought snacks! Alternate Episode Titles: A Single Shrimp in My Purse I Don't Like Music James Beard Cosplay Pickles, Honesty, Husband Thank You For Not Blocking Me Everything is Edible (If You Have Enough Teeth) Follow Mitchell on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Our PO Box: Carbface PO Box 595 New York NY 10185 We love you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Minisode: To Make and Consume Food Is a Human Function of Staying Alive

December 21, 2018 13:42 - 13 minutes - 18.1 MB

It’s a minisode, and we’re all trying to pretend we’re not gonna die! Topics: Are you sick? I found $15 in my backpack. Premium salads. Minimum MFAs. Romaine; e. coli. Watery chicken. Everyone' a monster. Merry Christmas and happy Easter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sour S'ghetti with Samin Nosrat

December 11, 2018 18:20 - 1 hour - 82.4 MB

Fresh from Netflix, we have Samin Nosrat! Topics: Yogurt/yog-hurt. Lamb shoulder. Deal breakers. Beard awards. Religion. Cliss. Poppers expert. Dinner parties. Dim sum. Food Town. Autumn mix. Christmas trees. Coffee. Samin! Follow Samin on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Watch Samin’s Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat on Netflix. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pocket Chicken Chew with HI-CHEW

November 16, 2018 02:22 - 49 minutes - 67.4 MB

Some wonderful, magical people from HI-CHEW are our guests! We are joined by Kayleigh Westerfield, HI-CHEW Brand Marketing Manager, and Jennifer Moling, HI-CHEW Product Marketing Manager. Topics: Hello. Samin Nosrat. Be our intern. Sitcom resurrection. Save $60. What’s on the list? Elbow macaroni. December 1. As a mom. Lin-Manuel Miranda is great in everything. Loosies. Dentists. Ina. Fancy people’s cereal. Boulder, Colorado. Artistic sweaters. I didn’t know until after we were marrie...

Minisode: The Election of Lin-Manuel Miranda

November 07, 2018 12:33 - 5 minutes - 7.54 MB

Our special "Election Aftermath" episode. Topics: A sweaty November. Voting. Pod Save America. Lin-Manuel. Puttin’ on the Hits. Proud Mary. Mean Girls. A Star Is Born. Ping pong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nip-L-Nik with Adam Reiner

October 26, 2018 01:04 - 1 hour - 92.2 MB

Topics: An abundance. Constructive and complimentary. Cliss. Poppers culture. A septum. Marching bands. I thought you’d love these. Top 3 Life Advice Recommendations. Candy! Blue Raspberry. WARNING: the sound of Pop Rocks. Necco Wafers. Jellicle Cats. Follow The Restaurant Manifesto on Twitter. Read Adam's Food & Wine essay. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tiny Victories with Julia Turshen

October 11, 2018 02:46 - 1 hour - 88.1 MB

Julia Turshen is our guest, and she has a wonderful new book, Now & Again. Topics: Killing vegetables. Mellowcremes, again. Big moods. Other people’s pets as proxies for verbally expressing emotion. BUY JULIA’S BOOK IT IS VERY GOOD THANK YOU. Follow Julia on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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