Car Bombs & Beer Bongs

Follow Cyro Asseo and friends as Cyro gives unfiltered, explicit, and quotable details of his life in college after taking three years off and going back to school. As he just finished freshman year as a 20 year old, Cyro gives you an inside look into his brain, making you realized you aren't as f*cked. Whether you're trying to party hard, get more swipes "to the right", what cannabis or mushroom industry stocks to follow, the radical and conservative sports bets to place, or how to actually get a chick to c*m, he's got the deets. He might not condone anything he says just so he doesn't have to worry about Tort law. You might also come across the thought that Cyro might sound a bit like a cross breed of Forrest Gump and Jeff Spicoli’s sperms were mixed together into an embryo and artificially inseminated into my mother, and you might be right but it is worth the laugh.