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This week we look at Lindsay Lohan. Listen, we get it Mean Girls is perfect. We will admit that. And Greg might love The Parent Trap so much he makes people watch it at sleepovers. But with parents that don’t manage her, just manage to get in the way, it’s been a rough ride. Don’t even get us started on 2007. All in all, owning a nightclub in Greece isn’t enough. So, honey, we need to speak to the manager of Lohan Nightclub, which we assume is Lindsay...