Seamus and Ben are joined by Young Democrats of America Disability Issues Caucus Vice-Chair Melissa Schapero (and her cat, Furiosa - who we are certain is a CIA sleeper agent (wake up sheeple!). Among the things we learn: Plandemic is terrible but Dr. Mike's takedown of it is fantastic; the key to make Melissa happy is to send statistics jokes (but she is also possoibly a nativist); Marianne Williamson is just simply terrible; Mr. Hanky is better than Santa Claus; and you can use photoshop to create a ballot selfie. Most importantly, we discuss the intracies of sex during quarantine (don't ever say this podcast isn't educational).