Seamus and Ben are joined by two Topeans: Kady Curtis and Lucas Ryan. We learn that COVID-19 is a conspiracy to help the rich and powerful to stay vibrant, birds have not actually existed since 1986, Kady hates ice cream (but is a fan of Rick Santorum), and that Ben has personally inspected every snowflake that has ever fallen from the sky. Also, and we cannot stress this enough, Carole Baskin did it.