Camp Half-Pod: A Percy Jackson Podcast
151 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 126 ratingsJust two demigods who love Percy Jackson. Join Erin and Manasa as we dive into the canon of the Percy Jackson universe, a few chapters at a time. We'll be going through not only Percy Jackson and the Olympians, but also Heroes of Olympus, Trials of Apollo, and the companion books. Get ready for lots of speculating and dorky jokes! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/camp-half-pod/support
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130: PJO TV Overall Review, Documentary Discussion, + What’s Next
February 12, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBWe are so excited to wrap up this series (and this season of Camp Half-Pod!)! We start off with an overall discussion of some favorite moments from the series, and then give our own personal rankings for each episode. We talk about the documentary on Disney+ and then crown our winners of our Season Superlatives. We wrap up this episode by reading some emails and listening to the nicest audio messages ever. You all are truly a blessing, thank you so much for listening and for dealing with all ...
129: Episode 8, “The Prophecy Comes True”
January 31, 2024 06:10 - 1 hour - 59 MBIt’s the final episode of the Disney+ Percy Jackson adaptation, “The Prophecy Comes True.” Cue the tears! The iconic battle between Ares and Percy comes to life on the screen (that giant wave? SO cool). Percy goes to Olympus, and we get to meet Zeus and Poseidon. Percy returns to camp, only to be betrayed by the real lightning thief. We spend a long time talking about portal swords. Percy reunites with Sally, and Gabe gets what he deserves. Thank you both new & old listeners for joining us on...
128: Episode 7, “We Find Out The Truth, Sort Of”
January 24, 2024 16:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBThis week, we’re going down below to the Underworld in episode 7 of the Disney + PJO adaptation, “We Find Out The Truth, Sort Of.” Percy and gang heads down to the Underworld, and we nerd out about the design choices (upside down castle?? How COOL is that???). Erin teaches Manasa the word “stalactite.” We spend a long time talking about the implications of this version of asphodel. And also…. What the heck is Annabeth’s regret? Hades is introduced, and he’s honestly kind of a dork. Percy make...
127: Episode 6, “We Take A Zebra To Vegas”
January 17, 2024 16:00 - 54 minutes - 49.5 MBVEGAS, BABY!!! This week is all about episode 6 of the Disney+ adaptation, “We Take A Zebra To Vegas.” Erin vows to make as many Hamilton references as she can in honor of Lin Manuel Miranda. The trio makes it to the Lotus Casino and Grover loses the plot pretty quickly. We meet Hermes for the first time, and get some fun insights on parenting from him. Our new favorite scene is the parking garage scene. It lives in our minds rent free. We gush over how adorable the trio is and how fantastic ...
126: Episode 5, “A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers”
January 11, 2024 17:23 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBIt’s tiiiiiiime! We’re talking all about episode 5 of the Disney+ adaptation, “A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers.” We recorded this at 10pm so start off by apologizing for probably getting things wrong. We meet two gods in this episode — Ares and Hephaestus. It’s packed full of Percabeth moments, with the Tunnel of Love and a brand new scene involving a golden throne. We discuss the changes and theorize about why some of them were made. Includes behind-the-scenes interview audio clips from Eric Hen...
125: Episode 4, “I Plunge To My Death” ft. Mike Schubert
January 03, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 67.7 MBThis week we are joined by The Newest Olympian’s very own, Mike Schubert, to discuss episode 4 of the Disney+ adaptation, “I Plunge To My Death.” We dive DEEP into discussion about monstrosity, and how this show is honing in on the theme of who is/isn’t a monster. Kronos is theatrical, as always. Echidna is a Karen chihuahua mom. We talk about all the changes made to the St Louis arch scene, and how they almost had us with Percy’s little sword switcheroo. Please note: episodes contain spoiler...
124: Episode 3, “We Visit The Garden Gnome Emporium”
December 27, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBThis week, we’re discussing episode 3 of the Disney+ adaptation, “We Visit The Garden Gnome Emporium.” It’s Medusa time!!! Our iconic trio sets off on a quest, complete with trials and tribulations, such as disagreements over the voting system, fury (not furry) attacks, and Grover singing! We discuss IN DEPTH the changes made to Medusa’s character and the way this show lends itself to conversations about monstrosity and what/who we consider monsters. Includes behind-the-scenes interview audio...
123: Episode 2, “I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom”
December 20, 2023 18:21 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MBWe’re talking all about episode 2 of the Disney+ adaptation, “I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom.” We get to see Camp Half-Blood come to life, and meet a lot of iconic characters, like Mr. D, Annabeth, Clarisse, and Luke. We discuss changes made from the book, and whether or not these changes work for us. Includes behind-the-scenes interview audio clips from Eric Henry and Jeff White (VFX Supervisors) and Tish Monaghan (Costume Designer). Please note: episodes contain spoilers from the PJO...
122: Episode 1, “I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher”
December 20, 2023 16:35 - 59 minutes - 54.1 MBWe analyze the first episode of the new Disney+ show, “I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher.” We talk about the changes made from book to movie, our favorite moments, and the fantastic portrayals of characters. Also, the Minotaur. Includes behind-the-scenes interview audio clips from Eric Henry (VFX Supervisor) and Dan Shotz (Executive Producer). We also listen to an audio message that makes Manasa cry!! Shoutout to Kristin. Please note: episodes contain spoilers from the PJO book s...
Disney+ Percy Jackson Press Conference Recap & More!
December 14, 2023 17:42 - 36 minutes - 34.1 MBIn this very exciting bonus episode, we give you all the details on the Percy Jackson Disney+ Press Conference that we got to attend! The first conference was with Walker Scobell, Leah Sava Jeffries, Aryan Simhadri, Jon Steinberg, and Dan Shotz. We got to hear some fun stories behind the scenes of set. The second conference was with VFX Supervisors Erik Henry and Jeff White. And finally, we got to listen to Dan Henna (Production Design) and Tish Monaghan (Costume Design). We also share with y...
BONUS: We Put Apollo On Trial For His Crimes
December 11, 2023 16:00 - 50 minutes - 69.3 MBApollo went through his trials…now it’s time for us to put him on trial. For his crimes (and just generally everything he did that offended us). In a mock-debate style, we take turns defending and prosecuting Apollo for all the terrible things he did in Greek mythology. We discuss Daphne, Cassandra, Hyacinthus, Midas, and more myths. We use the straw man argument frequently. Please note this is all very satirical and we actually think Apollo sucks for all these crimes. Enjoy the chaos! **** C...
121: We Finish Trials Of Apollo (TOWER OF NERO Ch 36-39)
November 27, 2023 17:43 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBIt’s here. It’s time to finish the last book in the last series (so far) in the Greek god universe. We can’t believe it’s been 3 whole series and 3 whole years. Erin claims that we are the Taylor Swift of podcasts. You’ll have to listen to try to understand that logic. We get sappy talking about the show and friendship, and all you amazing listeners. Apollo too gets sappy, visiting all his friends. He visits Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter. Percy got into college!! Piper is queer!! Hazel is ...
120: Rest In Pieces, Apollo’s Ukulele (TOWER OF NERO Ch 31-35)
November 20, 2023 16:00 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MBIt’s the second to last episode of Trials of Apollo, and things get intense. But first, we talk about the actors strike ending, and how excited we are for the show. Erin can’t stop debating with herself this episode. She blames the cheese puffs. Apollo destroys Nero and his fasces, but the battle isn’t done. He has some sweet moments with Meg, and then thinks about generational trauma! Then heads down to Python via Nero and Python’s love tunnel. Python and Apollo fight. The Arrow of Dodona, o...
119: Don’t Press The Naughty Button (TOWER OF NERO Ch 25-30)
November 13, 2023 16:00 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MBWe are approaching the end of the Tower of Nero… so naturally, it’s time for a full out battle. Apollo beats up some IT guys. All of New York can be destroyed with a single button. Nero gives another evil villain monologue, but this time it’s on Zoom. We wish this was written a few years later because Nero definitely would have had a funny background. Apollo confronts Nero in the throne room. Meg fights back, Nero can’t find his remote, and Nico once again comes to save the day. Also, Nero ca...
118: Nero’s Dream Job (TOWER OF NERO Ch 19-24)
November 06, 2023 16:00 - 45 minutes - 61.9 MBIn these chapters, Apollo makes it to the titular Tower of Nero, and nothing goes according to plan. Nero’s tower is boring, and his plan is evil. He gives a brilliant villain monologue which begins with blaming his mother, and ends with him announcing his dream job: daddy to everyone! Then he makes a child cut off Lu’s hands. We discuss the surprisingly deep gender commentary about fathers. Then Apollo gets to spend some time dreaming in a fancy jail cell. Him and Lu actually bond and then e...
117: We Love Troglodytes (TOWER OF NERO Ch 13-18)
October 30, 2023 15:00 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBTrogs! Trogs! Trogs! This week we meet the Troglodytes. It’s also our Halloween episode! But first, we must fight the cows. Where’s Frank when you need him to murder cows?? Manasa makes the bold claim that all cows are socialists. Let us know if you understand her logic because Erin does not. Apollo and friends escape the cows and travel to the home of Nico’s new best friends, the Troglodytes, aka, the cave dwellers. Erin thinks that the Trogs should look like frogs. We get really sidetracked...
116: Chess Master Python (TOWER OF NERO Ch 7-12)
October 23, 2023 15:00 - 54 minutes - 75.1 MBIt’s time to go back to camp! Apollo and Meg take a ride with the gray ladies and end up back at Camp Half-Blood. Apollo invented the “honey he gay” meme according to Rick. We get to see our favorite goth son, Nico!! Mr. D and Nico are bros now. Apollo has some visions of Python, who apparently knows chess. He probably plays it with Nero. We also get a dramatic backstory about the arrow of Dodona, who is just a little branch with big dreams. Then, it’s time to go fetch our fav billionaire, Ra...
115: Hotties & Monsters (TOWER OF NERO Ch 1-6)
October 16, 2023 15:00 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBWe’re starting the fifth of final book of Trials of Apollo! It starts off strong with a train ride and murder. We don’t like Lu because she murdered an innocent snake man with a wife. Lu does help Apollo and Meg escape from Nero’s clutches, though, so we’ll give her that. We encourage the youth to talk about people behind their backs. Then, we get to see our favorite… the queen of our hearts… Sally Jackson. Who is THRIVING. Sally and Paul feed and clothe Apollo and Meg. Then Apollo gets to pu...
BONUS: Mailbag & Lightning Bolt Questions ft. Our Editor, Sammie!
October 09, 2023 15:00 - 56 minutes - 76.9 MBWe are joined by the infamous Sammie, our editor, who is also Erin’s little sister. She shares evidence that Erin was an evil child. Erin defends her behaviors because she was a budding actress. We go through lots of your Lightning bolt questions and sweet audio messages - thank you everyone always for your support! Topics this episode include: adopting demigods, typical CHP bloopers, optimal face placement, and sacrificing Jason for shoes. We also talk a bit about the SAG AFTRA strike and ho...
114: Five Unicorns of the Apocalypse (TYRANT’S TOMB Ch 37-43)
September 25, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBNew band name dropped: Five Unicorns of the Apocalypse. This week, we’re wrapping up this book with the final battle. They have it out with Tarquin and, FINALLY, godly help shows up. Artemis/Diana is here to save the day, and also stop Apollo from turning into a zombie. Also, Frank is alive! We discuss the merits of Captain Underpants. Reyna quits her job and gets another job. Manasa comes down hard against Lavinia. We review the book as a whole, and Manasa makes some final predictions for th...
113: Frank Gets Even Hotter! (TYRANT’S TOMB Ch 31-36)
September 18, 2023 15:00 - 55 minutes - 75.9 MBA LOT is going on in these chapters. And in our brains. Manasa is ready to kill Rick for potentially killing Frank. Apollo and Meg make their way back to camp to fight in the battle. We think the triumvirate’s monsters are kind of lame. They’re all just lil guys. Yet still, things are not looking good for Camp Jupiter. Apollo meets up with Ella and Tyson to do the god-summoning ritual. Nothing happens. So instead, Apollo joins the battle. Frank challenges the emperors to a duel. Then…. he exp...
112: Apollo Is Attacked By Ancient Twitter (TYRANT’S TOMB Ch 25-30)
September 11, 2023 15:00 - 58 minutes - 80.3 MBApollo, Reyna, and Meg climb up Sutro Tower, and we learn the tale of how Apollo really sucks. He had his ex murdered for cheating on him!! We provide you all with a deep dive on Dean Martin. He had a colorful divorce history. We learn that doves were the Twitter of Ancient Greece. We meet the god of silence, Harpocrates, a child that Apollo bullied. They manage to get what they came there for — they take Harpocrates’s last breath in the jar of the Sybil (apparently they were in love?). —————...
111: Lester’s Sad Quest For Love (TYRANT’S TOMB Ch 19-24)
September 04, 2023 15:00 - 53 minutes - 73.7 MBThis week, Camp Jupiter prepares for battle, and Apollo heads out on his quest (for love?). Meg and Apollo have a sweet bonding moment. Apollo drools over Reyna some more. He sneaks out with Don and Lavinia to see some dryads and Peaches, and naturally, has to perform a remix of his hours-long Jason song (10 minute version…sad dryad version). Apollo, Reyna, and Meg head towards Sutro Tower and Apollo tries to ask Reyna out. It doesn’t go well for him. However, it goes great for Reyna, who lau...
110: Python Has Legs?!? (TYRANT’S TOMB Ch 13-18)
August 28, 2023 15:00 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBApollo’s memories are not a good look for him this episode. He remembers what he did to the Sybil. He’s also slowing dying from Zombie Scratch. Hazel, Lavinia, Meg, and Apollo make the worst group project. Tarquin is basically Skeletor. They get into Tarquin’s Tomb and see his huge undead army. Meg fully tries to take on Tarquin by herself. Lavinia’s manubalista is kind of annoying. We discover that Python has legs!!! We give you a deep dive on the etymology of the Python. We then answer some...
109: Here's Some Gift-Wrapped Pain! (TYRANT'S TOMB Ch 7-12)
August 21, 2023 15:00 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MBWe are in peak form this episode. Manasa blames the heat. Erin has AC, but she did have the plague while recording this. We reflect on how Apollo stopped climate change by giving the sun some therapy. Perhaps we should try that out. But it’s time for a funeral. Manasa thinks that we should be done grieving by now. Lester is an Aries. We meet up with Tyson and Ella. Ella does tattoos now. Then we go burn Jason!!! Wolf Mama shows up to have a chat with Apollo. Apollo takes a nap and we get some...
108: The Longest Song Ever (TYRANT’S TOMB Ch 1-6)
August 14, 2023 14:40 - 55 minutes - 76.8 MBTime to start a new book! Meg and Apollo are on their way to Camp Jupiter, with Jason’s coffin in tow. But of course, they have some run ins with monsters on their way. Namely, Zombie Gollem. We meet a new character, Lavinia, and reconnect with some old ones (remember Don the Faun?). They make it to camp, and Apollo has to break the news about Jason. He decides to do this in song form, singing the longest song ever. He really is Rachel Berry. At least it wasn’t a rap song, right? ————————————...
107: Jason Flies First Class ft. Robert of TheDamMemePage (BURNING MAZE Ch 43-47)
July 31, 2023 15:51 - 1 hour - 92.1 MBGoodbye, goodbye, goodbye, The Horse. You were our favorite. We will never know how you use a phone. We are joined by returning guest Robert of @TheDamMemePage to discuss the final chapters of The Burning Maze. These chapters are SAD. First, the horse dies. Then, we reunite with Leo. This is actually the saddest part of this book. We low key get choked up. And then proceed to make too-soon jokes and ruin it. We talk about all the Riordanverse deaths, and also water features in homes (it’s a n...
106: Puzzles and Prophecies (BURNING MAZE Ch 37-42)
July 24, 2023 15:00 - 45 minutes - 62.4 MBThese chapters are FULL of riddles and puzzles. Erin loves a good word puzzle. Manasa has strong feelings against Boggle. We start off with a fun audio message from our wonderful listener Coffee, who defends Southern California against Rick’s wrath. Then, Apollo, Meg, and Grover have to face the challenge of crossword puzzles. Apollo messes up and almost gets them all killed (classic). He has a nice little chat with Helios, who wants Medea dead. Now. Then, Medea shows up and is ready to kill ...
105: He’s Not Dead, Right? ft. Muses of Mythology (BURNING MAZE Ch 31-36)
July 17, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBWell, we did it. We kept the biggest Riordanverse spoiler from Manasa. She is SHOCKED in this one. We’re processing a lot of emotions. We’re joined by Darien and DJ from Muses of Mythology to witness Manasa read this for the first time. Jason, Apollo, Piper, and Meg face off with Caligula. Even The Horse can’t make these chapters fun. A prophecy is fulfilled, and Rick kills off his first main character. Somehow we end up talking about Bianca again in this, too. Be sure to check out Muses of M...
104: A Government For The Horses, By The Horses (BURNING MAZE Ch 25-30)
July 10, 2023 15:00 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MBTHE RETURN OF THE HORSE!!!! He has his own evil horse agenda!!! But we still don’t know how he talks on the phone. Jason, Piper, Meg, and Apollo sneak onto the yachts (and promptly get caught) (where are the orcas when you need them???). We lose the plot a little discussing the Pandai and their furriness. The team splits up, and unfortunately for everyone, there is more singing as combat thanks to Piper and Apollo. We get some more tea on the Piper/Jason breakup. Then, Apollo finds Caligula’s...
103: Caligula’s 5 Step Plan (BURNING MAZE Ch 19-24)
July 03, 2023 15:00 - 53 minutes - 72.9 MBTime to find Jason Grace! Piper, Apollo, and Meg make it out of the maze, nearly burned to death. Apollo dreams of Caligula. Caligula has killer outfits (or lack thereof). We learn a bit more about Meg’s heritage, and then discuss Caligula’s plan. Caligula and Commodus are both much funnier than Nero. Nero would have a boring PowerPoint presentation for his plan. They head on over to Jason’s school and get the TEA on him and Piper. Manasa is shocked to learn that Piper dumped Jason (good for ...
102: Reporting Live! from The Burning Maze (BURNING MAZE Ch 13-19)
June 26, 2023 17:26 - 43 minutes - 60.2 MBBoth Erin and Manasa cannot breathe thanks to allergies this week. Or is it that we’re method acting and are in the maze with Apollo? The burning maze was within us all along. Turns out tax evasion was what got Tristan McLean, not PTSD. With Piper’s help, they steal a car and then head over to the maze entrance. They meet a fun looking large ear creature. In the maze, the gang finds themselves with an old enemy - Medea!!! Girlboss! She has dragons and also the essence of her father, Helios. S...
101: The Horse Of Course (BURNING MAZE Ch 7-12)
June 19, 2023 15:00 - 49 minutes - 68.6 MBThis week we meet Erin’s new favorite character: The Horse. Not just any horse, The Horse. He can talk on a phone. We’re not sure how. Apollo, Grover, and Hedge blow up Macro’s Military surplus store. Hedge broke the mold for satyrs. Why is he so violent?! We learn the name of the emperor, Caligula. Caligula probably had a mug that said “Horse Daddy” on it. Meg tells us more about her background, and Manasa is disappointed she’s not a time child. They meet up with Piper, who is clearly fighti...
100: Yay, 100 Hours of Brain Damage! (BURNING MAZE Ch 1-6)
June 12, 2023 15:00 - 39 minutes - 53.7 MBHAPPY 100TH EPISODE! This one is a bit shorter as we’re just starting a new book, so if you want some more content go check out our 100th episode Instagram Live (@camphalfpod). It’s been so fun and we’re so lucky to have damaged your ears for 100 hours. We find Apollo, Meg, and Grover in the labyrinth, and it’s not going too well. They’re attacked by strixes, and then finally make it to Grover’s base camp and meet some dryads. We also learn that Coach Hedge’s first name is Gleeson, furthering...
99: What Even Is Tofurkey? (DARK PROPHECY Ch 39-42)
May 29, 2023 15:00 - 46 minutes - 64.1 MBTime to finish this book! We wrap our book up with final Commodus confrontation, and then a brand new prophecy in the form of a Shakespearean sonnet. Manasa gives us her own interpretation of the prophecy. Erin thinks that authors should stop killing animals and actually kill people instead (Justice for Heloise). The gang analyzes the prophecy, and then Leo sets off. Meg and Apollo have to summon a cloven guide for this trip west - and it’s none other than our old pal, Grover! ———————————————...
98: R.I.P. Nannette (DARK PROPHECY Ch 35-38)
May 22, 2023 15:00 - 42 minutes - 58.4 MBThese are some intense chapters - Apollo and Meg confront Trophonious and receive a prophecy. They also trauma bond and it’s honestly really cute. Erin suggests that Trophonious is like Luke because of daddy issues and thievery. All Luke’s have daddy issues. Then Apollo murders Nannette. We mourn her presence. Peaches and his lil friends come to the rescue. They then return to the Waystation to find it under attack - Apollo charges into battle and ends up coming face to face with his lover-tu...
97: Cults, Classics, and Creepy Caves ft. Emily from Monster Donut (DARK PROPHECY Ch 29-34)
May 15, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 105 MBDeja vu much? This week we’re joined by Monster Donut’s other half, Emily! She is a classics officionado, and we’re thrilled to ask her ALL the questions. We learn a lot about mystery cults, and just how absolutely bonkers the cave of Trophonious was. In these chapters, Apollo and Meg head off to the cave to get their prophecy. They encounter some evil Yales and then Apollo essentially gets drunk and plunges into the depths. Unfortunately, Apollo isn’t the one to get possessed by the prophecy...
96: Welcome To Our Mob (DARK PROPHECY Ch 23-28)
May 08, 2023 15:00 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MBWe start off this one by welcoming you all to our mob. Thank you for your creative answers. This episode, chaos reigns!! Rick steals from Star Wars in this one. This is a quest with three Han Solos. Apollo comes down hard against slavery. Meg rides an ostrich. Peaches returns! Commodus brings out all the stops in the arena. These chapters are very violent. Georgina is rescued and gives us a new prophecy! Apollo learns he has more children than he thought. We discuss the portrayal of the Hunte...
95: Babys First Murder ft. Phoebe from Monster Donut (DARK PROPHECY Ch 17-22)
May 01, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 86.6 MBThis week we are joined by the amazing Phoebe from Monster Donut podcast!! We learn all about Heloise and Abelard, and their namesakes. We get to see the most iconic flashback of this book - Commodus’s death. Apollo commits what he believes is his first murder. Plagues don’t count. We rave about how good Commodus’s death scene is. Phoebe is way more knowledgeable about these books than us. Then, the most chaotic combo possible - Meg, Apollo, and Leo - set out on a quest to Commodus’s lair and...
95: Baby’s First Murder ft. Phoebe from Monster Donut (DARK PROPHECY Ch 17-22)
May 01, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 86.6 MBThis week we are joined by the amazing Phoebe from Monster Donut podcast!! We learn all about Heloise and Abelard, and their namesakes. We get to see the most iconic flashback of this book - Commodus’s death. Apollo commits what he believes is his first murder. Plagues don’t count. We rave about how good Commodus’s death scene is. Phoebe is way more knowledgeable about these books than us. Then, the most chaotic combo possible - Meg, Apollo, and Leo - set out on a quest to Commodus’s lair and...
94: Make Ostriches Fight Again! (THE DARK PROPHECY Ch 11-16)
April 24, 2023 15:00 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MBThis episode is brought to you by AI-generated haikus. In these chapters, we get some background on Trophonious and Agamethus (aka cheese ghost). We also learn about Commodus, the emperor bad guy of this book. He is confirmed as a furry, since he’s Roman and wears lion skin. Then, Calypso and Apollo head to the zoo to rescue some griffins. Manasa’s favorite character, the talking arrow, makes a return. We give you ostrich facts that you didn’t ask for. Meg and Apollo are reunited!! Choo choo....
93: Bring Your Own Pitchfork (DARK PROPHECY Ch 5-10)
April 17, 2023 15:00 - 47 minutes - 64.9 MBEver wondered how to create an angry mob? Us too. We invite you all to join our mob. This week, we make the switch from 4 to 6 chapters at a time, and it’s great. Waystation is confirmed as a lesbian house. We learn about Georgina and all the strange happenings in Indianapolis. Cheese ghost is still here. Apollo is an oblivious king. Leo and Calypso are bickering, and the internet makes it sound worse than it is in the text. Except Leo’s dialogue - that’s definitely as bad as the internet thi...
92: The Headless Episode (DARK PROPHECY Ch 1-4)
April 10, 2023 14:46 - 43 minutes - 40.2 MBThis week we start a new book - The Dark Prophecy. Manasa makes some prophecies for the plot. Calypso, Leo, and Apollo are the new trio for this book. Rick has no love for the state of Indiana. Festus is still the problematic king we know and love. We learn about the headless blemmyaes. A headless ghost leads them to a magic house that is clearly owned by lesbians. There is too much interpretive dance in this book already. ————————————————————— SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c...
91: We Learned It From Percy (HIDDEN ORACLE Ch 37-39)
March 27, 2023 14:00 - 36 minutes - 50.5 MBPercy is here to save the day - by insulting villains (he’s just like us!). Apollo faces down a giant statue of himself. He was his own enemy, all along. He’s still a narcissist, though. We’re both not sure how we feel about this ending. Leo and Calypso finally make their return, and everyone punches Leo. Including Chiron. We talk about our favorite moments from this book, and our least favorite (two words: ant mama). Manasa makes some predictions for the next books and then we wrap up with s...
90: Dear Mama (Glee Version) (HIDDEN ORACLE Ch 33-36)
March 20, 2023 14:30 - 48 minutes - 44 MBManasa isn’t sure how she feels about this one. It’s because of the rapping. We realize that our earlier prediction of ToA being Glee was right. We’d like to arrest Rick for writing these haikus. Apollo raps again. There are too many ants and too many mommies in this book. This means you get more ANT FACTS!!! We hope one of you is an ant expert. If you’re an ant expert we’ll invite you onto the podcast. Camp is under attack by a giant statue. Manasa considers murdering an arrow. Apollo is sor...
89: Crying In The Ant Enclosure (HIDDEN ORACLE Ch 29-32)
March 13, 2023 15:00 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBIt’s time for the big reveal - Nero is The Beast, and The Beast is Meg’s Guardian. It’s also time for us to reveal the story we wrote in middle school and some (all) of high school. Nero has his villain speech moment. He has some German men with him. Meg is conflicted. Apollo sings again, unfortunately. Manasa is personally triggered by Nero. This book is about childhood trauma! We make fun of Nero so much that we realize we might be the villains. They have a sort of anticlimactic fight with ...
88: Stop Swearing Oaths, Apollo! (HIDDEN ORACLE Ch 25-28)
March 06, 2023 16:00 - 48 minutes - 44 MBApollo has a bit of a menty b, hallucinates about his tree lover, and then meets one of the many Greek mommies, Rhea. We discuss the actual myth of Apollo and Daphne, and how it’s not a great look for him. Women are always wronged in myths. We want revenge. Apollo uses the power of song to fight ants and make them depressed (maybe this season is an analogy for Glee?). Apollo also decides to rap and it feels like a fever dream. The ant mother is his new mommy (again with the mommies…). Apollo ...
87: Welcome To The Ant Hut (HIDDEN ORACLE Ch 21-24)
February 27, 2023 16:00 - 38 minutes - 35.8 MBMeg and Apollo set off on their quest to find the Grove of Dodona. We discuss how the Ancient Greeks had a weird thing about mommies going on. We meet some geyser gods who really want reviews and then Meg gets stolen by some giant ants. Apollo immediately breaks the stupid oaths he made. Manasa wants to use a piano as a weapon. If picked up by giant ants, she would drop her piano on them. We discuss bad reviews and the only book Erin has ever left a bad review for. ————————————————————— SUPPO...
86: Hello, Our Reptilian Friends (HIDDEN ORACLE Ch 17-20)
February 20, 2023 16:00 - 39 minutes - 35.8 MBYou know how we said Chiron looked bad last episode? Well, he looks even worse. It’s time to endanger children in the labyrinth! Apollo and Meg wind up in Delphi and overhear Python and a mysterious man called The Beast. We declare that The Beast is a stupid evil villain name. They return to camp, and find that two of Apollo’s children have disappeared into the woods. Resident Rich Girl Rachel returns and is here to help out Apollo. ————————————————————— SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.pat...
85: We’re Too Old To Be 16 Again (HIDDEN ORACLE Ch 13-16)
February 13, 2023 16:00 - 47 minutes - 65.9 MBDing ding ding, Manasa's first prediction has come true! We discover the true godly parent of Meg, but not before she uses her little angel Peaches to attack everyone. Yet, Meg's background still remains mysterious - who is her stepfather? And where did she get those weapons? Chiron is the most useless he has ever looked in these chapters. This man should not be in charge of children. Apollo gets to spend some time at camp and learns he is only mediocre at most of his skills now. Then, they b...