45. This Film Is Choppy.

Peter Jackson's The Two Towers.

Jared, Oriana and Ned continue our own epic trilogy with a look at our
collective choice of topic: Peter Jackson’s version of The Two Towers.
Turning 20 years old this month, The Two Towers built on the success of the
previous year’s The Fellowship of the Ring, becoming another holiday
blockbuster and continuing the overall story, as well as introducing the wider
world to a variety of striking performances, among them Bernard Hill as
Theoden, Miranda Otto as Eowyn and most famously and indelibly, Andy Serkis’s
compelling performance as Gollum, further interpreted by the Weta digital
effects team to bring the character to life as an animation. All three of us
have our own distinct memories and experiences of watching it for the first
time and we’ve seen it any number of times since, but returning to it as a
standalone film – as with our previous Fellowship episode, we went back to the
original theatrical cut – made something clear to us: it’s not all that great.
Many different moments are absolutely indelible as already noted and there’s
no way something like The Rings of Power can even come close to it, but
compared to the absolute triumph of Jackson’s Fellowship, his Two Towers is
the odd one out of the series as a whole. What about the structure of the
story as adapted, filmed and edited meant that this might have always been the
weak center of the sequence? What moments in particular are absolutely perfect
– and what decisions are baffling then and now? Exactly how much Helm’s Deep
did there have to be in the first place – and do all the decisions that go
into the making of that sequence as being central rest on the best foundation?
And how great does Serkis’s performance and the realization of Gollum as a
character remain overall? (Answer: utterly.)

Jared’s
doodle. If
that seems familiar, look back a
year…

Follow the HarperCollins Union Twitter feed
for strike news.

Andy Serkis reading the
Silmarillion? We are intrigued, we
are.

Hail and farewell to Jules
Bass.

We do recommend relistening to our Fellowship
episode; plenty of relevant show
notes too.

The Frodo Franchise is a very good read for sure.

The original teaser trailer
attached to the end of The Fellowship of the Ring at the conclusion of that
film’s theatrical run.

The first official trailer is
good, no question, but the second
one with the Requiem for a
Dream music? Man oh man.

Kazaa! Ah Internet nostalgia.

Phew, that opening scene. What
a way to start up again.

We do miss the Huorns, even if they
showed up a little bit in the extended version – but not by name.

It’s a mix of perfect moments and ‘hmmm’ bits but the whole start to the
Helm’s Deep battle definitely is
key to the film.

Arwen was indeed filmed at being at Helm’s
Deep and there are background
images of her here and there. (Lindsay Ellis’s
essay the other month has a bit more about that.)

Zulu, the British film
from 1964 that inspired Jackson’s take on Helm’s Deep, is…a caution. (As
stated, Zulu Dawn is more
interesting in comparison.)

The look on Theoden’s face after he takes in the
explosion – that’s good acting.

Edoras, an absolute triumph of
set design, construction, visual effects and cinematography – so it was, so it
remains. (Here’s a visit to the set
area on Mt. Sunday from a couple
of years ago.)

Feel free to pick up a copy of The Deadwood Bible by Matt Zoller Seitz if
you like, and appreciate Oriana’s work helping make it happen!

Brad Dourif’s tear (and the
scene overall). Wormtongue’s confrontation scene with Eowyn is in the Edoras
clip linked above.

The Eowyn/Aragorn blade clash/confrontation
scene? Good, good stuff. (The
warg attack scene, less so.)

Where to begin with Gollum? Frustratingly the extended Two Towers documentary
segment on Gollum doesn’t appear to be on YouTube but Serkis’s book on
working on the character is easily available and a very
good read.

Do you really want to know about the monkey from the 1997 Lost in Space? Do
you? Fine. Enjoy a video
tribute.

Now Gollum does act like a cat
here, true. And the ‘yeees?!?’
moment remains awesome.

The self-confrontation scene.
You know it.

“PO-TA-TOES.”

The buildup to Gollum snarling “My PRECIOUS!” at
Faramir is truly striking.

David Wenham dealing with Van
Helsing. The film that is. (And
yeah yeah 300.)

Gandalf returns and Ian
McKellen’s hair levels up.

The whole “give up the weapons/wink/’I TOLD you to take the WIZARD’S
STAFF’” sequence – just a treat.

The meat was always on the
menu, really.

“The Riders of Rohan” is one of
Howard Shore’s most gripping pieces, still.

“Gollum’s Song” is really good
if you haven’t heard it in a bit. (Emiliana Torrini’s
website will be back soon, it seems.)

Sheila Chandra = next level. As is “Breath
of Life.”

Isabel Bayrakdarian = also next level, and so
is “Evenstar.”

“The Last March of the Ents” is
another remarkable moment of music. “Release the
RIVER!”

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