BS with Brian Simpson
156 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 hour ago - ★★★★★ - 135 ratingsStand-up comedian Brian Simpson talks some bullshit about whatever he wants, with whomever he wants.
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Ep. 99: Crash The Homeless Crisis | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast
April 26, 2024 15:00 - 34 minutes - 23.7 MBThis week Brian discusses the housing market issues, homelessness, relationship advice, and so much more while also answering some of your emails. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at [email protected] If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] w...
Ep. 98: America & The Price Of Freedom | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast
April 19, 2024 15:00 - 57 minutes - 39.3 MBThis week Brian discusses the Supreme Court decision, Olympics and their choice of outfits, how TikTok is crooked, and so much more while also answering some of your emails. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at [email protected] If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSw...
Ep. 97: Eclipse WNBA & Game Of Thrones? | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast
April 12, 2024 15:40 - 1 hour - 41.6 MBThis week Brian discusses Caitlin Clark and the WNBA, the solar eclipse, video games, game of thrones, and so much more while also answering some of your emails. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at [email protected] If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimp...
Ep. 96: Flights, Money, & Power | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast
April 05, 2024 15:00 - 29 minutes - 20.2 MBThis week Brian discusses Southwest Airlines seat accommodations, the rich and powerful, video games, acting advice, and so much more while also answering some of your comments and questions. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at [email protected] If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simps...
Ep. 95: Diddy & Wal-Mart Checks Out | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast
March 29, 2024 15:28 - 50 minutes - 34.5 MBThis week Brian discusses his new Netflix special, Sean "Diddy" Combs, Wal Mart charging to use their self checkout, and so much more while also answering some of your comments and questions. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at [email protected] If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simps...
Ep. 94: After-School Satan Club | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast
January 05, 2024 09:06 - 1 hour - 95 MBThis week starts on a particularly *philosophical* beat as Brian discusses Peter Singer and drowning children, the consternation he feels conversing with hyperloquacious individuals, and the battle between intellect and popularity. Plus, an after-school club designed to trigger republicans and the Advice Champ helps a listener with a career change. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedi...
Ep. 93: Presents of Christmas Past | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast
December 29, 2023 16:38 - 1 hour - 127 MB***Sponsor*** FACTOR MEALS Support the show and get Factor for 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 by using code BS50 *** Happy holidays to all you Beaverpusses out there! This week Brian's talking about holiday gift-giving, why he doesn't hang out with magicians or accordion players, a Tolkien sequel that must be destroyed, and reparations for Haiti. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow ...
Ep. 92: The ADHD Struggle Is REAL | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast
December 21, 2023 23:06 - 57 minutes - 79.7 MBWe got an easygoing episode for you this week--no emails or articles, just Brian's perspective on the ADHD struggle, why he's not an "audiophile," and the frustrations of working in Hollywood. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at [email protected] If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simp...
Ep. 91: "Beaver Puss" | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast
December 16, 2023 01:38 - 1 hour - 86.4 MB*** Sponsor *** SHEATH Support the show & get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code BS *** This week we're talmbout: 00:00 cold open 00:41 intro 01:58 George Santos on Cameo 08:00 does the furry community respect made-up animals? 12:26 Tech Moment: B+O A9 15:56 Sheath ad 17:06 Day Before disaster 26:26 Texas woman leaves state for abortion 35:16 Life in Texas 45:01 George Santos on gay marriage 49:38 Military revenge (voicemail) 57:...
Ep. 90: "Revenge is just BUDGET JUSTICE" | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast
December 08, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 91.6 MB*** Sponsors *** SHEATH Support the show & get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code BS DISPLATE Head to https://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 & use code BS to get Displates up to 30% off. *** This week we're talmbout: 00:00 cold open 00:41 intro 01:33 apologies for missing a week 03:06 Arlington house explosion 04:50 psychopath power rankings 07:22 Bruce Willis geezer teasers 09:27 SCOTUS eyes Sackler decision 17:37 S...
Ep. 89: Gang Gang Gang | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast
November 24, 2023 02:23 - 50 minutes - 70.1 MB*** Sponsors *** SHEATH Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com DRAFTKINGS Support the show & download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code BS. New customers can bet just 5 bucks on the NFL action & score 150 instantly in bonus bets. *** This week we're talmbout: 00:00 cold open 00:20 intro 01:30 no elephants? 01:43 human ancestors nearly went extinct 06:37 TikTok has Brian in a chokehold 10:12 worker choked unconsc...
Ep. 88: There Is a Price to Pay | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast
November 17, 2023 10:44 - 1 hour - 126 MB*** Sponsors *** DISPLATE Head to https://displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 and use code BS to get Displates up to 30% off. *** This week we're in an all-new studio to talk about: 00:00 cold open 00:42 intro 05:00 homeless cleared out of San Francisco; liberal hypocrisy 15:39 Displate Ad 17:05 Israel’s collateral damage 20:00 The British are responsible for everything bad 21:54 Costa Rica bank heist 23:12 airplane takes off without windows 26:58 customer service is down t...
Ep. 87: Not Guilty Dot Com | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast
November 10, 2023 08:23 - 47 minutes - 66.3 MB*** Sponsors *** SHEATH Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com MANSCAPED Support the show and get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com and use code BS20 *** This week is all about BAD audio and GOOD content, y'all. On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson: 00:00 cold open 00:42 intro 02:14 family sues Panera Bread 22:00 Sheath ad 23:12 Hamas follow-up 30:32 Manscaped ad 31:35 Voicemail follow-up 35:45 w...
Ep. 86: Factitious Disorder | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast
November 03, 2023 00:44 - 46 minutes - 63.7 MBOn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson: 00:00 Cold Open 00:16 Brian headphone reviews 10:50 new vehicle 17:50 email (dogs) 23:21 wrecked vagina 25:57 ADHD 31:56 Hasan Minahj part 2 39:45 pregnancy fraud VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at [email protected] If you'd like your track featured o...
Ep. 85: Smooth Criminal | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast
October 27, 2023 03:29 - 57 minutes - 79.5 MB***SPONSORS*** DRAFTKINGS: New customers can score $200 instantly in bonus bets for throwing down just $5 on the NBA. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code BS SHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com *** On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson: 00:00 cold open 00:33 intro and a great comment 11:19 Sheath ad 12:21 delivery driver acquitted 28:19 “I grew up in both eras” 33:02 Dave Chapelle causes walkouts ...
Ep. 84: Whipping Boys | BS with Brian Simpson
October 20, 2023 01:19 - 1 hour - 83 MBOn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson: 0:00 cold open 0:24 whipping boys 2:20 Israel vs. Hamas 13:08 belated introductions 14:48 Microsoft acquisition 23:48 23 and me data leak 29:02 email: mixed family paternity 32:42 email: sexually incompatible 39:28 email: Hannibal hotness 42:03 email: writing jokes for friends 48:31 model embryos 55:51 going to mars VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. F...
Ep. 83: This Ain't World War III | BS with Brian Simpson
October 12, 2023 20:30 - 1 hour - 96.4 MBSPONSORED BY SHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code "BS" at https://www.sheathunderwear.com ***** On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson: 0:00 Intro 1:57 World War 3? 15:12 Nepo Babies as Diplomats 16:00 The Fall of Civilizations 18:45 Sheath Ad 20:06 Bastards! 23:20 Dating advice (women ghosting) 31:00 tr@nsmaxxing and red pills 33:40 N@zis in Canada 36:30 Odyssey review 41:40 Career choices and making more money 50:30 Man arrested for murder of...
Ep. 82: Who's Your Daddy? | BS with Brian Simpson
October 05, 2023 21:00 - 48 minutes - 66.5 MB***SPONSORS*** FACTOR: Get 50% off of Factor and support the show at https://www.factormeals.com BS50 and use code BS50 ***** Brian is sick as sh*t but f*ck it we ball. On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson: 0:00 Cold Open 0:38 Skankfest 2:30 Vegas sucks 4:15 Mandatory Paternity Tests 19:11 Factor Ad 20:15 Should you reveal paternity? 26:30 what do you get out of marriage? 30:15 Friends with benefits 35:26 Reparations 40:00 dead dolphins 43:00 Times Square hate 45:00 Frem...
Ep. 81: Red Flags | BS with Brian Simpson
September 29, 2023 09:35 - 1 hour - 99.3 MB***SPONSORS*** SHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com DOORDASH: Support the show and get 50% off your first DoorDash order up to a $20 value. Just download the DoorDash app and use code BS ***** Brian's between studios this week, so we're bringing you a (mostly) audio-only episode! On this week's episode: - Listener email: Army man in Japan, escaping the rat race, and taking a second look at Umar Johnson - Rat lungwo...
Ep. 80: Ultracrepidarian | BS with Brian Simpson
September 21, 2023 21:22 - 56 minutes - 79.6 MBSPONSORED BY FACTOR: Support the show and get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 with code BS50 ***** On this week's episode: - Russell Brand gets got - Hasan Minhaj's "emotional truths" - Never call the cops - Brian doesn't like FPS video games Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get access to EXCLUSIVE content every week! VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the ...
Ep. 79: "A slow creep towards TYRANNY" | BS with Brian Simpson
September 14, 2023 18:10 - 1 hour - 91 MBSPONSORS: SHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com DRAFTKINGS: Support the podcast & download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New customers can bet just $5 & take home $200 instantly in bonus bets. Use code BS to sign up. ***** On this week's episode: - Earthquake in Morocco - Collapse of the Bronze Age - Apocalyptic fiction - Hypocrisy in the age of CØV!D - Listener emails - Brian's not a fan of music festivals :( - Bl...
Ep. 78: "I'm Not Obsessed" | BS with Brian Simpson
September 07, 2023 21:00 - 55 minutes - 77.3 MBSPONSORS: FACTOR: Support the show and get 50% off Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 by using code BS50 DRAFTKINGS: New customers can get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just 5 bucks on any NFL game. Download the DraftKings app and use code BS. Terms and restrictions apply. ***** On this week's episode: - Responding to voicemails about bench trials and inappropriate work jokes - Burning Man Exodus - East Jesus at Slab City - Should you join the military? - Brian'...
Ep. 77: "High Tide" | BS with Brian Simpson
August 31, 2023 21:00 - 58 minutes - 81.3 MBSPONSORS: SHEATH UNDERWEAR: Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code "BS" at https://www.sheathunderwear.com DRAFTKINGS: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code "BS." New customers can bet $5 on college football and score $200 in bonus bets. Terms and restrictions apply. ***** On this week's episode: 00:00 Intro 01:17 Housekeeping 02:07 Netflix Special 03:34 The Process of Creating a Stand-Up Comedy Hour 04:44 Tony aka Mr. New Zealand 08:31 Empathy fo...
Ep. 76: "Time is LIFE" | BS with Brian Simpson
August 24, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 92.6 MBOn this week's episode: - Immortals of Aveum - Unskippable Cutscenes - Time Is Life - Starfield is incoming - Timeblindness - Late people bother Brian - A story about being late in the military - More SAG/WGA strike updates - “Nobody wants to work anymore” - F.I.R.E. - The REAL hustle culture - The Enhanced Games - BALCO documentary - "JESUS IS A PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUG" (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON! Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to jo...
Ep. 75: "Population Overshoot" | BS with Brian Simpson
August 17, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 88.7 MBThis episode is sponsored by SHEATH: Support the podcast and support your balls. Head to https://www.sheathunderwear.com and use code "BS" for 20% off your first order! On this week's episode: - We DON’T talk about the newest Trump indictment - It’s Brian’s birthday! - Samsung Galaxy Tab Ultra S9 Review - Shooting Brian’s special - Getting tickets to the Comedy Mothership - Austin is SMASHING heat records - Smash-n-grabs in L.A. - The “Good Boy, Bad Boy” theory of justice - Popul...
Ep. 74: "Bama Boat Brawl BEATDOWN" | BS with Brian Simpson
August 11, 2023 02:00 - 53 minutes - 73.7 MBThis week Brian weighs in on - The dockside brawl in Montgomery, Alabama - More alien whistleblower information - Living in 'MURICA - The Marine Corps Crucible (Patreon exclusive) BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON! Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week! On this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE: - Brian answer's Gunny's email about "The Crucible" Hit up the Patreon for a free trial and get exclusive a...
Ep. 73: "Non-Human Biologics" | BS with Brian Simpson
August 04, 2023 04:17 - 1 hour - 89.5 MBThis episode is sponsored by SHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off plus free shipping with the code "BS" at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com *** Josh is in the middle of a studio move, so the audio is a little rough this week--but we got plenty to talk about, including: - Brian is back from Just For Laughs - Why Brian always misses America - Everybody wanna spy on you - Coral reef bleaching - Congressional hearing on aliens - Conspiratorial Thinking - “The Examined Life” - “Glob...
Ep. 72: "CLOUT DEMONS" | BS with Brian Simpson
July 27, 2023 22:00 - 1 hour - 88.9 MBOn this week's episode: - Brian reviews his new Samsung Neo OLED ultrawide gaming monitor - A janitor destroys $1M and decades of research - Skimpflation - Grumpy locals sabotage autotaxis - 87% of "classic" video games are missing - NPCs take TikTok by storm - A voicemail from Not-Tony from NZ BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON! Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week! On this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON ...
Ep. 71: "Hollywood's Big Lie" | BS with Brian Simpson
July 20, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 109 MBSupport the show & get 50% off delicious Factor meals at https://factormeals.com/BS50 and use code BS50 On this week's episode: - What makes a hack - Bombing vs Killing on stage - Hollywood strike - Viewer mail BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON! Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week! On this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE: - Brian goes deeper on the Hollywood strike, and how he thinks it will end ...
Ep. 70: "The DEVIL is always DIGITAL" | BS with Brian Simpson
July 13, 2023 19:00 - 1 hour - 91.1 MBBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON! Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week! On this week's episode: - A.I. p*rn - what can the government stop you from doing in your own home? - the writers strike - avatars in World of Warcraft - video game reviews On this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE: - death by jet engine - why Brian doesn't watch the news Thanks to Griff Parker for this week's track, "Purple T...
Ep. 69: "The Unexamined Life" | BS with Brian Simpson
July 06, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 117 MB***SPONSOR*** SHEATH Support the show and get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com, promo code BS. *** BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON! Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week! On this week's episode: S*** goes down at a carry-out FDA-approved d*** enlargement? Limb-lengthening surgeries Masc and femme attractiveness Listener mail PC vs. Console BS Blindspots Socrates and...
Ep. 68: Black Belt-Level Stupidity | BS with Brian Simpson
June 29, 2023 23:00 - 1 hour - 103 MBBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON! Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going! On this week's episode: 00:00 - Intro 01:50 - babies and hygiene 03:08 - gaming 10:05 - Rogan controversy (RFK vs. Hotez) 21:26 - online debate culture 31:56 - Titan submersible 48:17 - tech junk 01:07:51 - listener mail If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Thank...
Ep. 67: "Rich > Famous" | BS with Brian Simpson
June 22, 2023 19:00 - 1 hour - 141 MB*Sponsor * Sheath Support the show and get 20% off & free shipping at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com with the code BS *** On this week's episode: Trump's indictment Gerontocracy Early adopters Advice Champ Why government IT sucks Can Elon code? Polymaths don't really exist A $100M heist The so-called "Gay Agenda" If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Thank you to our pro...
Ep. 66: "GANZFLICKER?!" | BS with Brian Simpson
June 15, 2023 18:59 - 1 hour - 105 MB*Sponsor * Diet Smoke Visit DietSmoke.com/Free and use code Free4 for a free sample or use code BS for 15% off your entire Diet Smoke order. *** On this week's episode: Cornel West announces his run for president on a platform of "truth and justice" Someone hits level 100 in Diablo IV hardcore mode in about three days Brian hates unskippable cutscenes Flickering lights trigger hallucinatory trips Apple unveils a $3500 AR headset called the Vision How much gaming is too much gaming...
Ep. 65: "Diablo IV Pay Pig Confirmed" | BS with Brian Simpson
June 08, 2023 23:04 - 1 hour - 139 MBBS is back after a week for the birth of Rob's child! The rumors that Brian was too busy playing Diablo were incorrect. Mostly. *Sponsor * Displate Support the show by going to https://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 to get up to 34% off *** On this week's episode: Diablo 4, bay-beeee Peter Singer thinks we're all evil Dianne Feinstein and elder abuse The Universe is trying to kill us! Bobby Kotick would murder you with a smile “Tread softly because you tread on my dr...
Ep. 64: "I might be Republican now!" ft. Chef Phil | BS with Brian Simpson
May 26, 2023 01:05 - 1 hour - 129 MBBrian welcomes multi-Michelin Star chef Phillip Frankland Lee (@PhillipFranklandLee) onto the show to talk about - Voicemails - Salt vs. MSG - The restaurant world - Abolitionist senators - Child labor laws Music: Navaez, "Frabjous Day" If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency. *** We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980...
Ep. 63: "Zombie-less Apocalypse" ft. Trenton Davis | BS with Brian Simpson
May 19, 2023 06:14 - 1 hour - 125 MBBrian welcomes comedian Trenton Davis (@TrentonComedy) to the show to talk about - Filming a comedy special during a zombie-less apocalypse - Why momentum is important in entertainment - The Advice Champ answers your questions about turning your passion into profit - Paralysis by analysis - Patrice on O&A - HBCUs vs. PWIs ft. Trenton Davis - Black mold - Robot slaves Music: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana" If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBr...
Ep. 62: "The Hierarchy is established through VIOLENCE" | BS with Brian Simpson
May 12, 2023 05:28 - 1 hour - 124 MB*Sponsor * SHEATH Support the show and get 20% off & free shipping at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com with the code BS *** This week on BS with Brian Simpson: Secret Labs has a broken website Age of Wonders The Peter principle Cockney rhyming slang How words change their meaning Tony from NZ! Blue September / Blue June The difference between masculine and feminine relationships The Advice Champ rides again WGA goes on strike Uber Eats meth AI mind-reading Music: Griff ...
Ep. 61: "The Girth Is Not Enough" ft. Raven Simpson
May 05, 2023 00:26 - 1 hour - 101 MB*Sponsor * DISPLATE Support the show by going to https://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 to get up to 34% off. *** Brian's sister-in-law joins Brian and Rob to discuss - Getting sick and handling it badly - Various d***-related topics - The "P-Shot" - The Black Mozart Music: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana" If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Thank you to our produc...
Ep. 60: The Celebration of Ignorance | BS with Brian Simpson
April 27, 2023 23:43 - 1 hour - 85.5 MB*Sponsor* Support the show and get 20% off and Free Shipping at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com with the code BS *** Episode Topics: Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson canned Humans are stuck in an abusive relationship with themselves We can't evolve as quickly as our tech Brian is a "work-from-home cynic" Brian responds to an email about god and religion Voicemail from Tony from NZ Music: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana" If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it...
Ep. 59: "Today's one of those CYNICAL DOOM DAYS" | BS with Brian Simpson
April 21, 2023 02:37 - 1 hour - 117 MB*Sponsor* Support the show and get up to 34% off some awesome new metal art with the code BS at: https://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 *** Cameron Sexton lies about residence Enron: Smartest Guys in the Room https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1016268/ “Couple beheaded themselves with homemade guillotine in ritual sacrifice, police in India say” https://www.cbsnews.com/news/india-couple-behead-themselves-homemade-guillotine-hindu-ritual-human-sacrifice/ “The Great Pacific Ga...
Ep. 58: Wolves Don't Need Rizz, featuring Thai Rivera | BS with Brian Simpson
April 14, 2023 06:29 - 1 hour - 136 MB*Sponsor* Support the show and get 20% off and Free Shipping with the code BS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com *** In this episode, Brian welcomes Thai Rivera (@officialthairivera) the studio to discuss the Louisville shooter, why people get meaner online, Michael Irvin's lawsuit, gay dating apps, and the lady-man behind Clearview AI. Articles: - https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/10/us/connor-sturgeon-louisville-bank-mass-shooting/index.html - https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkadgm/man-di...
Ep. 57: The Ultimate Black vs. White | BS with Brian Simpson
April 07, 2023 04:36 - 1 hour - 148 MBWe talk Angel Reese vs. Caitlin Clark, the Trump indictment, transgender powerlifters, and more Twitter and Elon nonsense. Music: Griff Parker, "Wet Envelope" If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency. *** We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on ...
Ep. 56: Masseuserie and Other Forms of Black Magic | BS with Brian Simpson
March 30, 2023 19:06 - 58 minutes - 80.6 MB*SPONSOR* SHEATH Support the show and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code BS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com *** Brian and Rob are sick as hell this week, but we've got a new episode made with love! Featuring Brian's review of the Diablo 4 beta, Advice Champ answers to mailbag questions, and a voicemail from Tony from New Zealand. Music: Griff Parker, "Wet Envelope" If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "mus...
Ep. 55: Secret Racism Club | BS with Brian Simpson
March 23, 2023 23:34 - 1 hour - 142 MB*SPONSOR* SHEATH Support the show and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code BS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com *** Topics for this week: - Joe Rogan opens his new "anti-cancel culture comedy club," The Comedy Mothership - SVB, Silvergate, Signature, and Credit Suisse go down - Why there's no homelessness in Saudi Arabia - America is a cowboy with shaky hands Music: Griff Parker, "Fudge Rounds" If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBr...
Ep. 54: AI-Generated Heartbreak | BS with Brian Simpson
March 16, 2023 23:20 - 1 hour - 93.9 MB*SPONSOR* SHEATH Support the show and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code BS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com *** Topics this week: Brian and Rob give their book recs - Murderbot Diaries - AWE - Clinton Bush and CIA Conspiracies: From The Boys on the Tracks to Jeffrey Epstein - Redwall - Edible Economics - Berserk - Jujutsu Kaisen - Lazarus - Old Man’s War - Quantum (Einstein vs. Bohr) - Sabriel - Debt - Her (dir. Spike Jonze) Spooky action at a distance Luka...
Ep. 53: Some People Don't Get Comedy | BS with Brian Simpson
March 10, 2023 05:05 - 1 hour - 112 MB*SPONSOR* DISPLATE Support the show and get up to 33% off some sweet new metal art with code BS at https://displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 *** This week we talk about the "slap heard 'round the world" from Chris Rock's POV, why good morals don't fit on bumper stickers, and why young men aren't dating (if that's what's REALLY happening). Articles referenced: https://www.psychologytoday.com/intl/blog/the-state-of-our-unions/202302/why-are-so-many-young-men-single-and-sexless ht...
Ep. 52: Picking Sides in the Robot Wars | BS with Brian Simpson
March 02, 2023 22:57 - 1 hour - 93.9 MBIn this week's episode, it's apologies all around as Rob apologizes for mangling "Cuyahoga," a fan apologizes for lambasting the show, and Brian apologizes (preemptively) to the robots who plan to kill us all. Thank you again to Griff Parker for this week's music track, "Fudge Rounds"! If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. And a special thanks to Josh Cabaza and Comedy Frequency. *** We...
Ep. 51: Hogwarts Legacy | BS with Brian Simpson
February 24, 2023 01:04 - 1 hour - 93.2 MBThis week we have a quick update on the Norfolk Southern Railway debacle, followed by a longer conversation about Hogwarts Legacy, so-called cancel culture, and what our purchasing habits say about us. Thank you to Griff Parker for this week's music track, "Fudge Rounds" *** We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Emai...
Ep. 50: "Everything is NOT fine"
February 16, 2023 20:51 - 1 hour - 94.8 MBWe have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Today's topics: Rihanna did a whole halftime show pregnant Corporate cost-cutting derails Norfolk Southern train in East Palestine Almost every politician is either lying or incompetent Follower =/= Fan Advice on moving to Texas Feeling grief over bad people Big big thanks to Griff Parker for this episode's music track, "Dirty Dishes" *** Follow Bri...