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BRVTY Podcast

21 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 6 years ago -

All the information you didn't know you needed, in one convenient location. From food anthropology to drunk pop culture rants, we've got just about it all. Expanding constantly, updating eventually.

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Episodes

HYPOTHETICALS Ep. 10 : Adorable Marshmallow Kidney Stones!

December 02, 2017 00:49 - 1 hour - 59.8 MB

WE MADE IT BABIES ! Ten episodes in! We have no idea what that means, other than it's probably the most invested Jeremy has been in anything since forever. This episode is a lovely foray in to the pros and cons of lizard people versus mole people.  Other topics include : Kimchi juice, Dave the Sleestak, getting eaten butt first, Peanuts on peanuts, Jesus Chrysler, and peeing Mercury. 

HYPOTHETICALS Ep. 9 : Hey kid give me your teeth!

November 22, 2017 22:16 - 1 hour - 62.5 MB

This episode, Alex and I are joined by the lovely Tori, and go right in to the spookiest episode yet. Now you might be thinking "But Jeremy, its almost Thanksgiving, what gives?" The answer is very simple. I forgot I recorded this episode.  Topics this week include : Ghost kinks, haunting Richard Dawkins, the Jersey devil, and the worst Halloween candy ever. 

HYPOTHETICALS Ep. 8 : A good mustard's hard to come by

November 15, 2017 22:36 - 1 hour - 57.1 MB

On this weeks episode we take a step in to the future and try our best to come up with the new and improved version of Pumpkin Spice Latte that every millennial can slurp up. Speaking of slurping, we also rebrand the Eucharist, and find out who would voice our conscience. Other topics include : Condiments kegs, shrimp cocktail cults, salad play, Larry Croft, and bananas with seeds.

THIS IS YOUR PILOT SPEAKING Ep. 9 : We all float in this podcast!

November 08, 2017 20:29 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

He is the O.G of horror, the master of creepy, and champion of the creatives. He is Stephen King! and he has been a guiding light for Jeremy and Morgan from day one. So much like the blood he writes about, we gushed for a good hour or so about all the different facets of his books, T.V shows, and movies. Join us down in the podcast sewers won't you?

HYPOTHETICALS Ep. 7 : Your boyfriend Grimace

October 31, 2017 20:42 - 55 minutes - 46.3 MB

On this weeks episode Alex officially broke me, which can only mean that it's an absolute slam dunk of an episode. WE got everything you crave for in a podcast. Dolphin Cialis, crow overlords, Wilford Brimleys ketchup ghost, fish sauce addiction, hamster spiders, and more! You're welcome for the nightmares.

THIS IS YOUR PILOT SPEAKING Ep. 8 : SCI-FI PARTY TIME PART 2 : Utopia V.S Dystopia

October 26, 2017 21:01 - 59 minutes - 50.5 MB

It's part two in our dive in to Science Fiction, and this week we've decided to compare and contrast Utopia V.S Dystopia in all its many different forms. Topics include : Bladerunner, Highrise, J.G Ballard, Planet of the Apes, Cool dads, and wealth disparity. Enjoy with a tall glass of Synthahol.

THIS IS YOUR PILOT SPEAKING Ep. 7 : Tequila and Toons!!!!!!!!!!

October 17, 2017 18:31 - 1 hour - 97.1 MB

Cartoons can transport you to beautiful places, through depicting worlds and characters that could never exist in real life. Similarly Tequila can do the same thing, so we decided to slam them together and see what would happened. It was a great decision and I have zero regrets about anything. Topics this week include : Big Mouth, Anime, Daria, Stealing booze from liquor cabinets, forgetting childrens shows, and much much more.

HYPOTHETICALS Ep. 6 : T-Rex Jesus, and Human Furries

October 09, 2017 23:40 - 1 hour - 54.3 MB

This weeks episode of Hypotheticals got real weird, real quick, and that's the the way we like it ! Topics include : Warner Horsezog, the new month of Shmorf, human scavenger hunt, David Bowie, and having your own tail.

THIS IS YOUR PILOT SPEAKING Ep. 6 : Sci-fi party time part one

October 03, 2017 20:23 - 55 minutes - 47.1 MB

On this weeks episode Morgan and I begin a deep dive in to Science Fiction, starting with what got us in to the genre as children. Other topics include : Star Trek v.s. Star Wars, X-men encounters, Movie Madness, and losing your mind when you meet famous people. Available on The I-tunes podcast app,, our website, or wherever you get your podcasts.

THIS IS YOUR PILOT SPEAKING Ep. 5 : Spooky scary skeletons

September 29, 2017 22:45 - 1 hour - 55.7 MB

It's the spookiest season of the year, and Morgan is back for good to talk all about our favorite horror movies, tropes, and what terrified us as children. Also on this episode we discuss : Guillermo Del Toro, Grandpappy Saw, Not getting murdered, and Morgan reveals a horrifying story from her childhood!

HYPOTHETICALS Ep. 5 : Would you eat a cartoon? Featuring Taylor

September 23, 2017 20:10 - 60.3 MB

This time around it gets buck wild. We are joined by my close friend Taylor. Alex is back to stay with us forever, and we discuss the difficulties of eating Scooby Doo. It's all in a days work here on Hypotheticals. Other topics include :  Betty White, the best soup, cups of pee, eating mermaids, and Celebrity cannibalism. In short we're all still middle schoolers that giggle at fart jokes. 

HYPOTHETICALS E.p 4 : Ashpocalypse Now!

September 14, 2017 19:47 - 59 minutes - 52.3 MB

Alex returns to do an episode with us!It was raining ash and smoke last week in Portland which was absolutely great! So we decided to do an episode all about apocalyptic scenarios! Fun topics include : Costco cards, Sinbad, Margaret Thatcher as a sacrifice, The love of my life Teddy Roosevelt, Alex Jones as a lizard person, and more!

HYPOTHETICALS Ep. 3 : Evan & Clouds

September 12, 2017 21:41 - 57 minutes - 48.5 MB

ON this weeks episode I'm joined by a very special guest. It's my littlest brother Evan! WE talk about clouds, and new parents, sonic the hedgehog, flight versus invisibility and a bunch of other fun wacky stuff to help you get through the day,

HYPOTHETICALS Ep. 2 : Robert and the End of the World

September 02, 2017 00:05 - 1 hour - 50.8 MB

On this weeks episode of Hypotheticals we are joined by the beautiful mind of Robert, who takes us down a path that no one expected. Full on destruction and chaos and panic. We also pick our top five people to join us on a D&D cast. In other words, really relevant, hot topics, coming at you fresh out of the brain oven. 

THIS IS YOUR PILOT SPEAKING Ep. 4 : Return of the Morgan

August 25, 2017 19:48 - 48 minutes - 39.7 MB

It's the final installment of the trilogy you've all been waiting with baited breath for. It's the return of Morgan! In this episode we continue on our deep dive in to creativity with the topic this time being monetizing your creativity without selling your soul. Topics include : Book sharing, publishing, fine art, sticky notes, and smiley face stickers. 

THIS IS YOUR PILOT SPEAKING Ep. 3 : Too Much Star Trek

August 18, 2017 23:46 - 46 minutes - 38.2 MB

Well, this was supposed to be an episode about books and pop culture that we wanted to see turned in to movies or t.v shows. Instead my guests Kirt and Miah decided to go off the rails and dive super deep in to Star Trek. So that's great. Topics this week include Star Trek. Also Star Trek. Sometimes we get a little bit of something else in there if we're lucky.

HYPOTHETICALS Ep. 1 : Doctor Wiley & Alex Lankford

August 15, 2017 22:45 - 41 minutes - 33.5 MB

Switching your front parts with your back parts! cartoon wives! Soda or die, it's all there on the first episode of Hypotheticals

THIS IS YOUR PILOT SPEAKING Ep. 2 : The return of Morgan

August 02, 2017 20:42 - 53 minutes - 41.7 MB

Morgan is back with us to talk about creativity but this time we're in a deep deep pit of creative despair and dry spells. But we think of different things we can do to make it so you can dig yourself out.

THIS IS YOUR PILOT SPEAKING Ep. 1 : Creativity and Morgan

July 31, 2017 19:04 - 58 minutes - 46.6 MB

Episode one topics include, creative fear, dry spells, Spiders, Lord of the Rings, and happiness

Driving Miss Jeremy

July 28, 2017 22:06 - 21 minutes - 15.8 MB

The first in a series of soundclips that Brendan and i have stashed away to embarrass each other as much as possible. Topics include : "The Matrix" "Spongebob" "Jupiter Ascending" and being a professional gay. Have fun!

BRAISING A TRAIL | Ep. 1 : SODA

July 22, 2017 22:50 - 29 minutes - 33.9 MB

Hey you beautiful nerds, it's episode one and were talking nothing but soda.